[Comprehensive Mythology] I don't want to have sex with you

Knowing Tang Seng's identity, Xiao Bailong knelt down and bowed down, and called Tang Seng his master seriously.

Tang Seng felt that Xiaobailong was quite suitable for his eyes, so he stretched out his hand to Yang Jian, and Yang Jian handed him a piece of exquisite jade.

Tang Seng handed the beautiful jade to Xiao Bailong, "I didn't bring any good things with me when I went out. I know that you dragons like gems, beautiful jade, pearls and so on. You can play with this piece of jade! It's your teacher's ceremony .”

Xiao Bailong happily took Yu and put it on his neck.

Sun Wukong said sourly: "Master, what about me? I am your eldest disciple!"

Tang Seng said coldly: "Haven't you heard of it? The youngest one in the family is the most favored. From now on, you must let the junior, don't bully the junior, and protect the junior when you go out. This is your responsibility as a senior brother."

Sun Wukong: Damn it!

Tang Seng didn't understand the feelings of the eldest disciple at all. He wanted to prepare delicious food for the new apprentice, "I am happy to have a new apprentice today! Let's make dumplings at noon today!"

Sun Wukong rolled his eyes, and Xiaobailong smiled happily, "Thank you, Master, I haven't eaten cooked food for a long time!"

Tang Seng dug out a wooden box from a lot of luggage, and there was a big lock hanging on the box lid.

Both Sun Wukong and Xiaobailong were curious about what was in the box. Tang Seng took out the key from his pocket to open the box, and the two disciples followed suit.

When the lid of the box was lifted, a gust of cold air rushed towards the face, both Monkey King and Little White Dragon hissed in disappointment.

Sun Wukong said: "Master, I thought it was some kind of treasure, but it turned out to be a box of wild vegetable dumpling."

The Tang monk scolded him, "It's really not good to be in charge of the family! We are monks, we can't eat meat, and we can't eat all the game in the mountains. If we don't stock up some wild vegetables, what will we master and apprentice eat when we go to this barren mountain? Do we drink northwest wind? ? If the northwest wind doesn’t blow, we won’t be able to drink the wind even if we want!”

Tang Seng took out a few balls of wild vegetables, pointed to the cold blue gemstone at the bottom of the box and said, "Fortunately, there are thousands of years of ice that have frozen all the wild vegetables, otherwise you wouldn't have any wild vegetables if you wanted to eat them!"

Yang Jian had already set up a pot, and the water was boiled in it.Tang Seng threw the wild vegetables into the pot to melt, then fished them out to squeeze out the water, chopped the wild vegetables, and added seasonings to make stuffing.

At this time, Yang Jian had already reconciled the noodles. After following Qiao Yu for so many years, he also learned some simple kitchen skills.

Next, rolling out the skin and making dumplings, Tang Seng showed Monkey King and Xiaobailong a demonstration, and asked them to follow suit.

Xiao Bailong and Sun Wukong had never squeezed such a soft and thin dough before. They gently closed the dough and pinched it tightly bit by bit.The expressions on their faces are all equally serious, as if they are facing an extremely difficult task.

Except that the dumplings were a bit ugly and there was less stuffing inside, Monkey King and Xiao Bailong's cooking debuts were pretty good, none of the dumplings were broken.

There are mountains and waters here, and the scenery is pleasant. The four Tang monks sat around eating dumplings and drinking dumpling soup, which was quite wild.

Xiao Bailong looks gentle and handsome, but he eats the fastest, he was the first to finish his plate of dumplings.Tang Seng pushed his plate towards him.

Xiao Bailong smiled and thanked, "Thank you, Master! The dumplings you made are really delicious, but I ate dumplings once in the mortal world, and they were much more delicious than this one. There seemed to be meat and mushrooms in them."

Tang Seng brought back the plate and poured all the dumplings into Monkey King's plate.

"Okay, little apprentice, you have already lost the favor of being a teacher. From now on, all the favor of the master will belong to the elder brother. Because you think that the cooking skills of the teacher are not as good as others!"

Xiao Bailong bit his chopsticks aggrievedly, "Master is so narrow-minded! I'm not full yet..."

Tang Seng also took away Xiaobailong's dumpling soup, "You have no favor at all now!"

After a meal of dumplings, Tang Seng counted his inventory and sighed.

"The wild vegetables are almost gone, and there is not much flour. There is still some rice, but without vegetables, we can't just eat rice!"

Sun Wukong suggested: "Master, we might as well dig some wild vegetables while walking."

Tang Seng shook his head, "No way... that's too inefficient. We'll dig for three days and three nights, but in the end there might not be enough for one meal!"

While looking at his two apprentices, he shook his head and sighed: "You two are so edible, if I accept a few more edible apprentices in the future, how can I afford it..."

Monkey King and Little White Dragon: Ouch!Be disliked...

Yang Jian said: "Let's hurry up and try to get to the town market as soon as possible. Then we can buy some food and store it well."

Tang Seng and the three nodded and said yes, and the group packed up their things. The little white dragon returned to the abyss with his belongings, then turned into a white horse to carry the luggage, and the four of them set off to continue walking westward.

Maybe good luck is limited. For the next month, the four of them walked through the deep mountains and old forests without seeing a single ghost.

The food prepared by Tang Seng was calculated to eat. Yang Jian, Monkey King and Xiao Bailong were hungry for a few meals, but Tang Seng was still a mortal body, and most of the food they brought went into Tang Seng's stomach.

After sleeping in the open air for more than a month, when Tang Seng saw a huge monastery at the end of the forest, his eyes were almost wet.

"Two apprentices, come here!"

Little White Dragon turned into a human form, and stood in front of Tang Monk with Monkey King, "What do you want Master to do?"

Tang Seng pointed to the temple in front of him and said, "Did you see the temple in front of you? It's time to eat! Be polite when you go in. We used to eat and drink for free, so we shouldn't be too vicious!"

Monkey King lazily agreed, "Understood Master, I don't need your special instructions."

Xiao Bailong said obediently: "Master, don't worry, I will definitely not cause trouble for Master! I have hated this kind of fluffy communication since I was a child. After a while, I will listen to what Master says, and I will never talk too much!"

Tang Seng nodded with satisfaction, "My apprentice is good, obedient and well-behaved! Clean up your appearance, let's show the demeanor of a Tang monk, even if you are eating and drinking, you must show your demeanor! Come on!"

Xiao Bailong shouted cooperatively: "Come on—"

Sun Wukong: ... Childish!

Passing through the roads on both sides of the pines and cypresses and stepping on the steps paved with bluestones, Tang Seng knocked on the gate of this Guanyin Temple.

"Who are you?" asked the little monk who opened the door.

The corner of Tang Monk's mouth curled up into a faint smile, and he seemed to have the demeanor of an eminent monk, "The poor monk came from the Tang Dynasty in the East, and went to Daleiyin Temple in the West to obtain the scriptures. Passing by here, people are exhausted, and they want to rest in your courtyard for two nights. .”

The little novice hurriedly opened the door, "It turned out to be a holy monk from the Eastern Tang Dynasty! Please come to the holy monk."

The four entered the temple, entered the main hall, and put incense sticks on Guanyin.Two young monks helped an old monk and walked in from the outside.

The monk in charge who accompanied Tang Seng said, "This is our old courtyard master."

Tang Seng put his palms together to greet the old headmaster, and everyone sat down. The old headmaster smiled and said, "Just now I heard that the young monk under me said that the holy monk from the Eastern Land Tang Dynasty came, so I hurried out to pay my respects."

Tang Seng said with a smile: "The old master is polite."

A young monk is holding a white jade tea tray, on which there are several exquisitely shaped teacups.The little monk served the tea, Tang Seng picked up the tea and took a sip, then put down the cup without saying anything.

The old monk waited for a long time, and found that the four Tang monks didn't even say a word of praise, and felt a little unhappy.If a guest comes here normally, who doesn't praise him for the exquisite tea set and the pleasant fragrance of tea?

Of the four people who came today, two still had long hair, one looked like a monster, and only one looked like a monk.This group of people are not monks, they don't know the truth... they can't be liars, right?

The old headmaster tentatively asked: "Elder Tang came from the Eastern Land, and he must have seen many exquisite utensils. I am afraid that these mortal objects of mine will not be in the eyes of Elder Tang! Elder Tang brought them from the Eastern Land. What baby? Can you let me open my eyes?"

Tang Seng smiled and said: "The old master was joking. I was born in a family of officials. I have seen a lot of silk, silk, gold, silver and jewelry. But after I became a monk, I didn't care much about these. Food No matter how good it is, it’s just to fill my stomach, no matter how big the place I live in, I only need a small place to sleep.”

The old master curled his lips, as if he didn't think much of Tang Seng's words.

Sun Wukong leaned close to Tang Seng's ear and whispered: "Master, I can't sit still! This old monk is too annoying, can I beat him?"

Tang Seng's lips moved slightly, "No! We still have to eat and drink here!"

Sun Wukong snorted: "This is too worthless! Just for a little food and drink, you let such an old monk despise you?"

Tang Seng sighed: "Young man is still too young. Summer insects can't speak ice. When you were in heaven, didn't you see riches, magnificence and colorful flowers? He is a frog at the bottom of the well. What reason do you have with the frog at the bottom of the well? Don't say anything else, your The Golden Cudgel is a treasure, but taking out the Golden Cudgel to show off to such a person, don’t you think it’s an insult to the Golden Cudgel?”

When Tang Seng said this, Monkey King immediately felt refreshed.The old master showed off his wealth with Tang Seng and others, and Monkey King was not angry when he heard it this time. He held his head up and dismissed it in his heart.

snort!It's not that we can't compare to you, we think your grade is too low and you don't deserve me to show off!

The old homeowner showed off his tea set, clothes, rosary beads and wooden fish. The four Tang monks just listened expressionlessly. The old homeowner felt bored after talking for a while.

To show off this kind of thing, you must have a cooperative audience.He had to make a proper exclamation of envy and compliments, if he could say a few words of envy, the effect would be more perfect.

It's a pity that the few poor ghosts who came from the Tang Dynasty couldn't appreciate the value of their collections at all. They just listened quietly and didn't express any opinions. This is really boring!

The old homeowner felt tired, and his attitude changed from enthusiasm to indifference, "I'm afraid you're tired after traveling all the way here. Come here and take a few elders to rest. I'm tired, so I won't leave." accompanied."

Xiao Bailong picked up the bundle on the ground, and with a loud splash, a hole was torn in the bundle wrapped in clothes, and a gorgeous cassock fell on the ground.

Xiao Bailong exaggeratedly shouted: "Oh! Master, this cassock is so beautiful! What are these? Pearls? Cat's eyes? Wow! There are all kinds of precious stones!"

Tang Seng sighed and persuaded the big apprentice, but he didn't hold down the 'not sociable' young apprentice... Don't reveal your wealth!Silly apprentices!Once the cassock is taken out, if someone sees it, they will never be able to pull it out again!

Sun Wukong said to Xiao Bailong: "Brother, why are you so surprised? Master thinks this cassock is too heavy, and he doesn't like to wear it. Why did you find it again?"

As soon as Monkey King finished speaking, Tang Seng took a peek at the old homeowner.Sure enough, he looked at the cassock with even hotter eyes.The small eyes had turned into almond eyes.Now it's all right, he can even save money from the corner of his eyes!