[Comprehensive Mythology] I don't want to have sex with you

Guanyin Bodhisattva sighed, "Why are you digging wild vegetables?"

Tang Seng said innocently: "Of course I keep it for the road!"

The Bodhisattva persuaded: "You can ask for alms on the road!"

Tang Seng is not happy! "Bodhisattva's lazy thoughts are really bad. I can rely on myself, so why should I care what other people want to eat?"

Guanyin looked at the monks all over the mountains and plains. Is it self-reliance to make others work?

Regardless of what Guanyin thought, Tang Seng immediately made a second request. "Bodhisattva, you said that when I came to the mortal world, I didn't know that I would take disciples. Now I have two disciples, and I don't know how many disciples I will take in the future! I came out in a hurry and didn't bring anything with me. Can you take care of your nephews and leave some precious wealth for them?"

Guanyin Bodhisattva sighed, "Okay! Alright! Every time you see me, you have to take advantage of me."

Tang Seng said with a smile: "How can there be? It's because the Bodhisattva loves the disciple's hard work, so he takes special care of the disciple."

Avalokitesvara stopped him, "Stop talking, don't call yourself a disciple, I sound scared." He waved his hand and called back Monkey King and Little White Dragon in the forest.

Avalokitesvara took three leaves from the willow branch of Jingping and put them behind Monkey King's head. "Wukong, I will give you three life-saving hairs, which can adapt to changes in times of crisis and save your life."

Sun Wukong thanked him, and the bodhisattva said to the little white dragon again: "Although you are aquarium, but the five elements belong to fire, I will give you a elixir. After taking it, it will be of great benefit to your practice."

Little White Dragon thanked him sincerely. Tang Seng stood up and put his palms together and bowed to the Bodhisattva, "Thank you Bodhisattva for taking care of me. This disciple is very grateful."

Guanyin Bodhisattva said helplessly: "Hey! I don't want your gratitude. It would be nice if you could give me less trouble."

Tang Seng pretended not to understand, and looked at Guanyin Bodhisattva in confusion, and Bodhisattva looked back at him quietly.

The two looked at each other speechlessly, and after a while the Bodhisattva said in a rough voice, "What are you looking at? Let's go now! I will stay and deal with the affairs of the Buddhist monastery!"

Tang Seng Qiqi Ai Ai said: "My wild vegetables..."

Avalokitesvara said: "There are rice, noodles and seasonal vegetables in the kitchen. You can take as much as you want. The wild vegetables are left for these monks, so that they too can live a hard life!"

Monkey King and Xiao Bailong spontaneously went to the kitchen to move things, while Tang Seng and Yang Jian returned to the burnt-out Zen room to pack their luggage.

Before leaving, Tang Seng reluctantly asked Guanyin Bodhisattva, "Bodhisattva, when can we meet again?"

Guanyin smiled wearily, "When I see you, I will lose my money. In three to five years, I don't want to see you again."

After being ruthlessly driven out of the Guanyin Temple by the Bodhisattva, the four Tang monks continued to travel westward.

He mobilized all the monks in the monastery to dig wild vegetables for himself. In the end, the fruits of labor did not belong to him. Tang Seng felt that he was really at a loss!I haven't experienced the beauty of ordering others at all!

It's a long road, and I don't know when I will arrive at Daleiyin Temple.It is rare to meet towns and villages along the way, and most of the time we walk through the desolate mountains and old forests. Walking on the road, Tang Seng and others will inevitably feel a little boring.

Tang Seng did not forget his mission, so he gave lectures to Little White Dragon and Monkey King every day while he was on his way.It can not only teach apprentices, but also relieve boredom.

Morning lessons and evening lessons are done before departure in the morning and before rest in the evening.While on the road, Tang Seng would tell his disciples some small cultivation techniques he knew while walking, and occasionally teach them a collection of scriptures and poems and songs.

Sun Wukong and Xiaobailong like to listen to Tang Seng talk about cultivation the most. When talking about other things, they run away as soon as they can.

The insertion points of Tang Seng's lectures are always very novel, and often only a few simple sentences can point out the key points of cultivation.Sometimes Yang Jian would interject a few words, and his words would always hit the point, making Monkey King and Xiao Bailong's eyes shine.

Xiao Bailong also asked Yang Jian, "Brother Yang, you know a lot and you have a good temper. Why don't you find an official position in the Heavenly Court? Otherwise, those villains will always gossip behind your back, saying that you are relying on your uncle and Taoist companions." to ascend to heaven."

Yang Jian smiled indifferently, "It's just gossip, there's no need to argue with them."

Tang Seng corrected Xiao Bailong's address on the side, "How many times have I told you as a teacher, I want to be called Uncle Yang! Why do you always call him Big Brother Yang?"

Xiao Bailong was not convinced, "Brother Yang is about the same age as me, so I don't want him to be promoted by a senior!"

Tang Seng saw that Yang Jian was smiling slightly and didn't care, so he didn't insist anymore, "Okay! You can call you Brother Yang!"

One day, Tang Seng and four people came to a village. Sun Wukong looked at the sky and said to Tang Seng: "Master, although it is just past noon, if we go further, there will be no people. There is a small village in front of us. How about we borrow a night in the village?"

Tang Seng nodded, "That makes sense. Go ahead and call someone's door. Little Bailong quickly transform into a human body, or you will be placed in a stable."

Xiao Bailong transformed from a white horse back into a human body and picked up his luggage.

Sun Wukong just ran into the village, and after a while, he grabbed a young servant by the collar and ran in front of Tang Seng.

He said excitedly: "Master! My old grandson can find a good place to live. Let's go and help the master's house with a little trouble. It's not like living and eating at his house for free!"

Tang Seng waved his hand at him, "I'll talk about this later, you should let go of this benefactor!"

Sun Wukong let go of the boy's collar, and the boy coughed fiercely for a while, clutching his neck.

When the boy had recovered his breath, Tang Seng asked with concern: "Almsgiver, the poor monk's apprentice is a little naughty, please don't worry about it. Is your master in trouble? If you can, you might as well talk to the poor monk about it." .”

The young servant saw that Tang Seng still looked like a virtuous and eminent monk, so he revealed the affairs of the master's family.

"Hello, master. This place is called Gao Laozhuang. I am a servant of Gao Taigong's family. My name is Gao Cai. The master has a daughter. Three years ago, he recruited a monster son-in-law. The grandpa wanted to divorce, but the monster refused. The lady is locked in the backyard, and my parents and relatives are not allowed to see each other. The grandpa gave me money and asked me to find the Taoist master to take this monster. But how is the monster easy to deal with? I also invited many wizards one after another, but they were all cleaned up by the monster. Crying for my father and mother. No, the grandpa scolded me for not being able to do things, and asked me to go to a bigger town and invite some mages to come over."

Tang Seng smiled, "What do you think of the poor monk?"

Gao Cai whispered, "Master is naturally powerful..."

Tang Seng said: "You can meet our master and apprentice as soon as you go out. This is also fate. If the benefactor trusts the poor monk, you can take us to your master's house to have a look."

Seeing that Tang Seng and the others were extraordinary, Gao Cai already had some confidence in them.In addition, he walked very far every day to find the mage, and he was really tired, and he didn't want to hurry, so he respectfully guided Tang Seng and others, and took them back to Gao's house.

After entering Gao's house and meeting Mr. Gao, Tang Seng exchanged greetings with him and then went straight to the point.

Gao Taigong talked about his monster son-in-law, and there was no difference between his words and the boy's words.He led Tang Seng and others to the backyard, pointed to a small courtyard and said with a sob: "This is it. My daughter is locked in the embroidery building in this small courtyard. Our old couple can only live far away during the day." Take a look."

This embroidered building has only two floors, and it is located in the inner part of the small courtyard.Tang Seng thought to himself, if Miss Cuilan wanted to see her parents, she could only stand on the second floor and look out, and she might not be able to hear her words clearly.

Monkey King was quick with his hands and feet. He took out his golden cudgel and smashed the copper lock that locked the small courtyard with one stick.

He said to Mrs. Gao: "The old man! Go in and pick up your daughter! Remember, Miss Gao should keep quiet at night, my old grandson has his own way of catching monsters."

He said to Tang Seng and the others: "Master, you go back and rest first!"

Gao Taigong took his daughter out, and the father and daughter cried a lot. Tang Seng let them go back first. He smiled and asked Monkey King, "How do you plan to catch the demon?"

Sun Wukong said seriously: "I pretended to be Miss Gao, and when the monster let down his vigilance, I killed him with a stick!"

When Tang Seng heard that Sun Wukong wanted to pretend to be a woman, his eyes lit up, "Turn yourself into a master and see if you look like one!"

Sun Wukong snorted coldly, "Master looks down on people too much, I have 72 changes, and I can't even change a single strand of hair!"

Although he spoke with distaste, Sun Wukong still transformed into that delicate, melancholy and cowardly Ms. Gao.

Tang Seng, Yang Jian and Xiao Bailong walked around Sun Wukong a few times, and Xiao Bailong shouted: "Brother, you should wear more flowers! Girls love to arrange flowers and wear flowers!"

Yang Jian smiled and said: "You should put some makeup on your face, otherwise it will look like a man, and you won't look like a lady in the boudoir."

Tang Seng shook his head, "Based on my experience, my eldest disciple should change his temperament! With such a delicate face, to be so manly is too unnatural!"

Sun Wukong yelled impatiently: "Don't make up your minds, I have my own measure!"

After saying this, Monkey King turned around and entered the Xiulou.Tang Seng and the three of them saw the commotion and didn't think it was a big deal, so they also ran into the embroidery building.

At nightfall, a monster with a pig's head walked into the embroidery building in a burst of flying sand and rocks.

Sun Wukong leaned against the head of the bed, forcing out a few tears.The monster came in and sighed: "It's fine, why are you crying?"

Cuilan in Monkey King's version said sadly: "When will such a day be the end? Our family recruited a son-in-law in a good manner, but who would have thought that we would recruit a monster! I heard that my father invited a mage to come and surrender you!"

The monster snorted coldly and sat on the chair, "I'm not afraid of any mages! I've told you many times, I'm not a monster! My canopy marshal descends to earth!"

'Cuilan' blinked, her long eyelashes flickering, "Marshal Canopy? You really didn't lie to me?"

"Oh! What did I lie to you for? I have never been afraid of anyone in the sky? In the mortal world, who can do anything to me?"

Monkey King asked curiously: "There are so many powerful gods in Heaven, are you really not afraid of anyone?" For example... Are you afraid of the Great Sage Equaling Heaven?

The monster thought for a while, "I'm really afraid of being alone! He is the head of the personnel department of the Heavenly Court, responsible for the personnel assessment of all the gods. Hey! I dare not offend him! If he wears a small shoe for me, this year It's all for nothing! Of course, I don't dare to offend Yang Jian, he is Qiao Yu's Taoist companion, and he knows how to blow pillows without any skills!"

When Tang Seng heard the monster say bad things about Yang Jian, he flashed out from the darkness, "Marshal of the Heavenly Court! How did Yang Jian blow the pillow wind, come and learn from me!"

The monster jumped up from the chair in fright. He held the rake and asked, "You, are you... Minister Qiao? Why are you here?"

Yang Jian threw a three-pointed two-edged knife and stuck it on the floor between the monster's feet, "Marshal Canopy, tell me how Minister Qiao put on your shoes for you?"

Marshal Canopy: It's over!I got caught talking behind my back!Why did Minister Qiao and Yang Jian appear here!