[Comprehensive Mythology] I don't want to have sex with you

"Is it okay to wear this dress?" Qiao Yu asked.

Yang Jian nodded, "Yes."

Qiao Yu frowned and tugged at his skirt, "It looks okay, but isn't the color too dark?"

Yang Jian said: "I feel very good."

Qiao Yu ran into the bedroom, "No way! I'll change again."

Yang Jian took Qiao Yu back, "Don't change! Let's go now!"

Qiao Yu hugged Yang Jian's arm and begged him, "Brother, if you want me to change again, can I just change myself?"

"It's going to be dark again, let's go!"

Yang Jian dragged Qiao Yu out, and Qiao Yu kept arranging his clothes and hair all the way.

"Can you help me see, is that okay? Will your mother hate me?" Qiao Yu asked Yang Jian.

Yang Jian comforted him patiently, "It's fine to wear this outfit. Don't worry, my mother will like you."

Qiao Yu felt very anxious, "I'm going to meet my parents soon, what should I say when I see your mother?"

Yang Jian pinched his shoulders to calm him down, "Of course the first sentence is to say hello, just call me mother and aunt."

"Okay, okay, call me Auntie, I remember! Then what? What about the second sentence? What should I say in the second sentence?"

Yang Jian sighed, "When the time comes, you will adapt accordingly. Just relax and just chat with others like you usually do."

Qiao Yu was anxious, "No! This is different! You are his son, but I am not. I snatched you away, and your mother will treat me as an enemy!"

Yang Jian didn't know whether to laugh or cry, "What enemy? No way!"

"Why not? I didn't notify the parents of the engagement banquet last time. Think about it, this is a challenge to the authority of the parents. Would your mother be happy?" Qiao Yu said nervously, "It's ruined, I offended you Mother, am I useless?"

Yang Jian shook his head, "How can it be so serious? If my mother wants to beat you, I will definitely help you."

Qiao Yu was very touched, but after thinking about it for a while, he still said with a cold face: "You better not help me! That will intensify the conflict and you will be beaten too. Alas, it is better for me to be beaten alone, I am strong."

The two came to Taoshan while they were talking, and they climbed up the mountain along the stone steps on the hillside.Qiao Yu asked, "Why does your mother live here?"

Yang Jian said: "She doesn't want to go back to heaven, and said that it's the same wherever she lives, so she has always lived in Taoshan, and she rarely leaves here."

The peach mountain is full of peach trees, and the peach blossoms are always in bloom. Qiao Yu pointed to a big crack in the mountain and asked, "Did you cut that crack?"

Yang Jian nodded, "Yes, my mother lives on this side of the mountain, and my third sister and I come back to see her once a year."

Climbing to the top of the mountain, Yao Ji's personal maid was already waiting at the door.Yang Jian had sent a letter before, telling Yao Ji that he would bring Qiao Yu to see her.

There is a big mansion next to the crack on the top of Taoshan, where Yaoji lives.The maid led them into the yard, and Yao Ji was already sitting in the main hall waiting.

After entering the room, Yang Jian saw Yao Ji stunned for a moment, and he paused before saluting, "Mother."

Qiao Yu saluted nervously, "Hello, Auntie."

Yao Ji smiled and patted the seat beside her, "Good boy, come and sit!"

Yang Jian pushed Qiao Yu quietly, and Qiao Yu knelt down beside Yao Ji in a regular manner, and gave her the gift he had prepared in advance.

Yao Ji is very kind, she is wearing a blue dress today, her hair is pulled up high, she looks very dignified and gentle.San Shengmu and Yao Ji look very similar, Qiao Yu thinks of San Sheng Mu when facing Yao Ji, which makes him feel more relaxed.

About Qiao Yu's general situation, Yang Jian has already written to Yao Ji.Yao Ji didn't ask him about his background, but just said some gossip.

"Has the date of marriage been set?" Yao Ji asked.

Qiao Yu replied: "I have asked my friends to count the days, but there are more things in heaven now, and the time to get married has to be pushed back."

Yao Ji nodded, "As an official in the sky, you have to be measured, but don't be too soft-tempered, or others won't take you seriously."

Yang Jian said: "He is Emperor Qingtian now, who dares to show him face?"

Yao Ji sneered, "Heh, there are many people who like to be obedient and obedient! You can't give those people good looks!"

Qiao Yu could tell that Yao Ji hated the people in the Heavenly Court very much, so he smoothed things over with a smile, "Don't worry, Auntie, I'll eat a little fatter when I get back, and be a tyrant with a strong back, let's see who dares to play tricks behind my back!"

Yao Ji was amused by him, and Qiao Yu quickly changed the subject, "Although the date of marriage has not yet been decided, it's time to prepare things for the wedding. Where does Auntie think is a better place to hold the banquet?"

Maybe it was the loneliness in the mountains, or it could be that Yao Ji cared about Yang Jian, she said without thinking, "Is it right in Taoshan?"

As soon as the words fell, Yao Ji felt that she might be taking too much care, she smiled and said: "Forget it, I don't have enough rooms here, so I may not be able to entertain you. You have a mansion in Tianting, so it's better to hold a wedding banquet in Tianting."

Qiao Yu said with a smile: "I think Taoshan is better, there are too many rules in heaven, it's better to be at home."

Hearing Qiao Yu say this is home, Yaoji was very happy.The two talked about the wedding banquet again, and the more they talked, the more speculative they became, and finally they left Yang Jian aside.

Because Qiao Yu came here for the first time, Yao Ji specially ordered the maid to prepare a table of sumptuous meals.After dinner, Yao Ji dismissed Yang Jian and took Qiao Yu out for a walk.

Without Yang Jian following, Qiao Yu became nervous again. He grabbed the handkerchief in his sleeve and kept wiping the sweat from his palms.

Walking along the path into the depths of the peach grove, Yao Ji smiled and said, "Don't be afraid, I won't beat you."

Qiao Yu smiled with a stiff face, "It's not that I'm afraid, but I'm a little nervous." He thought for a while, and said the truth, "Before I came, I was afraid that you would disagree with us."

Yao Ji smiled and shook her head, "You are a good boy, I am relieved that Yang Jian can be with you."

She looked at the peach blossoms blooming on the branches and sighed, "I'm sorry Yang Jian, I didn't fulfill my responsibility as a mother."

Qiao Yu comforted her, "Don't think so, Yang Jian respects you very much."

Yao Ji sighed in frustration, "No! I didn't take good care of him."

Qiao Yu didn't know how to comfort her, so he could only walk with her quietly.After a while, Yao Ji said: "When he was very young, I was crushed under the peach mountain. I didn't care about him for so many years. When I saw him again, he had grown into an indomitable man. I I can’t even think about it anymore.”

"Don't blame yourself, he has become a very good person."

Yao Ji shook her head, "But he's not happy! He puts all the responsibilities on himself, and doesn't say anything when he's suffering or tired, as if he can't even laugh."

She turned her head and said to Qiao Yu with a smile: "But he will be fine when he is with you. He can laugh, get angry, play tricks, and even speak softly. He seldom wrote to me before. Although he is filial , but he always kept silent, now it’s different, he will write me letters, and send me some interesting things.”

Qiao Yu said with a smile: "It's not my credit, maybe he was a good boy who couldn't live without his mother!"

Both Yao Ji and Qiao Yu laughed, and after laughing, Yao Ji said solemnly: "You two have to be good together, no matter what you want to discuss, as long as you two are kind, life will always get better .”

Qiao Yu seriously agreed, "Don't worry, Auntie, we will live a good life."

Because Heaven still has a lot of things to deal with, Qiao Yu and Yang Jian hurried back to Heaven after seeing Yao Ji.On the way back, Yang Jian said to Qiao Yu, "Mom is very different today."

Qiao Yu asked, "What's the difference?"

"Since she came out of Taoshan, she has been wearing plain white clothes. She doesn't care about the outside world at all, as if her heart is still under Taoshan's pressure. But today is different. In order to see you, she specially changed into blue colored clothes, and a great deal of jewellery."

Qiao Yu smiled and said, "Because this is a major event in your life! She doesn't care about others, but she cares about you."

Yang Jian said softly: "Thank you, my mother is very happy today."

Qiao Yu said: "You and your aunt are indeed mother and son, and she thanked me for taking care of you!"

"Take care of me? Obviously I'm the one who takes care of you!"

Qiao Yu snorted coldly, "No! I'm the one who takes care of you!"

The two were childishly arguing over who was taking care of whom. They walked back while arguing, and as soon as they entered the door, Nezha rushed out and shouted: "Ha!"

Qiao Yu was so frightened that he jumped up and hugged Yang Jian's neck, "Nezha! What are you shouting for!"

Nezha apologized obediently, "I'm sorry, I didn't expect to scare you..."

Yang Jian frowned and asked, "Why are you here?"

Mistress Sanxiao, Our Lady of Golden Light, Nine-Tailed Fox and Bo Yikao came out of the house, Bi Xiao smirked and said, "We have brought you wedding clothes!"

Qiao Yu was very happy, "Really? Where is it? Let's try!"

When everyone entered the room, Bi Xiao pointed to the two big boxes on the table and said, "That's it!"

Qiao Yu and Yang Jian opened the box curiously, and Qiao Yu's eyes lit up while carrying his slim robe embroidered with gold thread on a red background, "Wow! Not bad!"

Yang Jian's complexion was not very good, he was holding a red dress.

Sanxiao and the others laughed loudly, and Nezha shouted loudly: "They were fooled! They were fooled!" Yang Jian looked at Qiao Yu, who gave him a wicked smile, and exchanged his clothes with Yang Jian.

"Let's try on clothes." Qiao Yu said calmly.

Nezha and the others couldn't stop laughing. They watched Yang Jian and Qiao Yu carry their clothes to the back.

After a while, Yang Jian came out from behind wearing that red dress. His hair was tied up high with red silk, and the red dress made him look flamboyant and handsome.

Qiao Yu flashed out from behind Yang Jian. He covered his face with his wide red sleeves, and his big eyes gleamed softly.

Yang Jian threw his sleeves and knelt on the couch and plucked the strings of the qin. Qiao Yu stepped lightly and danced to the sound of the qin.

Qiao Yu doesn't know how to dance. When he was still Dong Yong, he and Yang Jian went to the Qinhuai River to watch dancers dance.At that time, he liked that dance very much, and he had already started to practice. It was easy for him to memorize those dance moves.

It's just that other dancers danced softly, but he danced rigidly. A soft and beautiful piece of music, he jumped out of masculinity.Fortunately, the clothes that Sanxiao and the others gave were beautiful, as long as he took a step, the hem of the skirt would create a soft arc, and with a wave of his arm, the sleeves would flutter.It has to be said that his dancing method of blending femininity and femininity is...pretty good.

After a dance, everyone was stunned.Qiao Yu sat on the chair with his legs crossed and said triumphantly, "What's wrong? Are you all fascinated by me?"

Everyone didn't expect Qiao Yu to be so thick-skinned that he dared to wear women's clothing as a gift.Nine-Tailed Fox whispered: "Who is fascinated by you!"

Qiao Yu laughed and said, "It's not me! My dance is much better than that woman named Daji! Her treacherous concubine was not good at all!"

Nine-tailed fox was so angry that he wanted to scratch her, so Bo Yikao quickly pulled her into his arms.

Qiao Yu asked with a smile, "Do you have anything else to do?"

The crowd shook their heads.

"Let's go if you have nothing to do! Do you still want to stay for dinner?"

Everyone left in embarrassment, and Qiao Yu said to Yang Jian worriedly: "I have a very bad feeling that they will make trouble for us when we get married."

Yang Jian nodded in agreement, "It seems that when we get married, we must always be on guard against them."

The day of getting married is coming soon, Lu Ya helped to choose the date, and the place is in Taoshan.Yang Jian took Yang Chan, Xiaotiangou and Nitianying over.

Taoshan's courtyard is indeed not big enough, Yao Ji deliberately opened up a large open space on the mountain, and put a lot of tables and chairs, and she was outside during the banquet.In this way, it is not only open, but also can enjoy the beautiful scenery of Taoshan.

San Xiao and the others later gave a new set of wedding dresses. Qiao Yu and Yang Jian both wore bright red men's clothes and stood in front of the mountain gate early to welcome the guests.

The Lord Tongtian came first, and he handed the congratulatory gift to Qiao Yu, "Congratulations, live a good life!"

Qiao Yu grinned and said, "Thank you, Third Master, but Third Master loves me the most!"

Master Tongtian pointed at Qiao Yu and scolded with a smile: "You are so sweet-hearted! My disciples were all tricked into heaven by you!"

Qiao Yu waved his hand, "It's not my fault. If you want to blame it, you can blame yourself. I didn't force you to accept so many apprentices! Besides, didn't I keep some of your most powerful apprentices? Brother Duobao Did not participate in the selection!"

Master Tongtian said in a low voice: "I have other arrangements for your brother Duobao. I will send him to the west."

Qiao Yu was shocked, "Huh? Why are you sending people over there? Then you don't have any available people under your command?"

The leader of Tongtian said: "Silly boy, Western religion is always going to develop. If that's the case, why don't I put some people there? Do you think I'm the only one who does this? Isn't there a few people who didn't go to heaven? They It's also going to the west!"

Qiao Yu was still worried, "Will Senior Brother Duobao be in danger? You have offended people to death!"

Master Tongtian waved his hand, "Don't worry, it's fine! I can't tell you exactly how to do it."

Qiao Yu breathed a sigh of relief, "As long as you have a plan in your heart! Everything is about safety!"

At this time, other guests came over, Qiao Yu sent Master Tongtian in, and continued to come out to greet the guests.

When all the guests are here, Yang Jian and Qiao Yu can visit the hall.After the worship, the banquet started, Yang Jian held the wine glass, and Qiao Yu toasted around with the fruit juice.The wedding ceremony lasted all day, and at night, everyone left without being chased away.The whole wedding banquet process went very smoothly, everyone was friendly and no one made trouble.

This almost made Yang Jian and Qiao Yu think that their friends were all kind of sweet little cuties, and made them feel that their friends were definitely not the kind of people who like to mess around.

After seeing off the guests, Qiao Yu stretched his waist, "I'm so tired today! But we also received a lot of gifts, I think we can hold more weddings. One in Heaven, one in Master's place, this way You can receive two more congratulatory gifts. I feel that I am more precious than Daoist Duobao! This is really a good way to make a fortune!"

Yang Jian couldn't help hitting him, "How can such a good thing happen, don't you want to pay back the gift you owe?"

Qiao Yu said bluntly: "What do you pay? They are all single for thousands of years, and they are not married!"

Yang Jian: "..." You are right!

The two returned to their new house arguing, and just as they opened the door, piles of ribbons and flowers floated towards them.When the ribbons and flowers fell to the ground, Qiao Yu and Yang Jian gasped. Their new house was full of people!The guests who just left didn't leave at all, they all came to make trouble in the bridal chamber!

Zhao Gongming held the flagon and shouted: "Congratulations! Let's make a bridal chamber! It is said that the more people make a bridal chamber, the more prosperous life will be!"

Qiao Yu and Yang Jian: "..." No such thing, we haven't heard of it!

Master Huanglong held a large jar of wine, "I didn't enjoy drinking just now, let's continue!"

Everyone: "Good!"

The two grooms were left hanging at the door, and the guests who came to congratulate the newlyweds began to laugh at themselves in the new room!You pile up, I pile up and start to fight for wine.Some people also brought their own snacks, "Look! This is the edamame I brought specially, just right for drinking."

"What a coincidence! I brought the roast chicken!"

Yang Jian sighed, "I should have thought of it... I should have thought that they would not let us go easily..."

Qiao Yu went to Master Huanglong to ask for a glass of wine. He held the glass and said to Yang Jian, "Brother! I'll do it first as a respect! I'll leave the rest to you!"

After finishing speaking, he drank the wine in the glass, dropped the glass and fell asleep.

Yang Jian hugged him and put him on the bed.

Looking at the drunkards in the room, he sighed in his heart: My wedding night... my bridal chamber...