[Comprehensive Mythology] I don't want to have sex with you

King Zhou was put into a sack, unable to move his whole body, only his mouth could speak.

"Brother! Why did you arrest me?"

"Brother! Why don't you say anything?"

"Brother! You don't need to use such a violent method if you want to eat meatballs!"

"Brother, you..."

The Taoist in red tore off the bag with a swipe, "Shut up!"

King Zhou blinked his eyes and closed his mouth obediently.

After finally getting out of the sack, King Zhou carefully looked at the surrounding environment.This is a bustling city, people come and go on the street, but there is no human voice on the street.Everyone was very quiet, and the expressions on their faces were numb.

King Zhou asked the Taoist in red, "What is the Taoist priest's name?"

"You don't have to know!"

King Zhou asked again, "Where is the Taoist priest taking me?"

The Taoist in red stopped in his tracks, turned to look at King Zhou, "I still don't understand many things, and I want to take you to see Ji Fa."

After saying this, the Taoist in red continued to move forward.King Zhou frowned. He felt that he couldn't run away, so he took two quick steps to catch up with the priest.

With the Taoist priest in red leading them, the two easily entered Xiqi Palace City.

The guards in the palace reported that Ji Fa personally came out to meet the Taoist priest in red.

"The Taoist is working hard, please go in and rest."

Ji Fa saw King Zhou, and just as he was about to speak, King Zhou smiled and said, "That's all, let's live without courtesy!" After finishing speaking, he didn't look at Ji Fa, went directly into the hall, and sat in the main seat.

After Ji Fa entered the palace, seeing King Zhou sitting at the head, his face immediately changed.The servant beside him shouted, "Bold! Come down! That's where you sit."

King Zhou snorted coldly, "Could it be the king's land in the whole world! You are bold and slavish, and you should be punished according to the rules!"

The servant still wanted to talk, but Ji Fa stopped him, "Back off!"

With his back straight, King Zhou sat there majestically, as if this was his Shouxian Palace.

King Zhou asked the Taoist in red, "Master Taoist, you said that you still don't understand many things, and you need to see Ji Fa before you can understand. Now...does the Taoist priest see clearly?"

The Taoist leader kept his right hand hidden in his sleeve and refused to listen to calculations. He frowned and shook his head slowly, "I can't figure out which of you two is the master of the world."

King Zhou laughed, "What the Taoist said is ridiculous. No matter in the past, now or in the future, the widow has always been the master of the world, and this will not change." He looked at Ji Fa and said with a smile, "As for Ji Fa Young master, he has always been the second son of Xiqi, just the second son, how could he be the master of the world?"

Ji Fa's face was livid, and he gritted his teeth and said, "King Zhou, the succession of the widow is justified, and the widow is now King Wu!"

King Zhou sneered: "Second son, don't forget how you came to the throne. You killed your father and brother, conspired to usurp the throne, and proclaimed yourself King Wu. The widow is the son of heaven, and Xibohou who has not been rewarded by the widow is a traitor!"

Ji said angrily: "You are framing! The widow's throne is justified! My father personally issued the decree in front of all civil and military officials!"

King Zhou laughed, "If you are willing to deceive yourself like this, there is nothing I can do. Just think about your old father every night before going to bed, and then think about your brother who is far away in Chaoge, and see if you are still asleep. Got it."

Before Ji Chang died, Ji Fa was not allowed to attack Chao Ge, otherwise there would be someone in the spring who knew him, and he would die in peace.Ji Fa also sent someone to kill Bo Yikao, so when he heard King Zhou's words, Ji Fa panicked.

The Taoist priest in red was thoughtful, and King Zhou said to him: "Prince Taoist, do you understand who is the Lord of the World? If you understand, let's go back to Chaoge!"

Ji Fa stopped in front of the Taoist priest in red, "Prince Taoist, you promised the national teacher and the widow that you would bring King Zhou and hand it over to us!"

The Taoist priest in red frowned, "I only said to bring King Zhou, but I didn't agree to let you deal with it."

King Zhou smiled complacently, "Second Young Master Ji Fa, it seems that you are a little too sentimental! I still have a lot of business to deal with, Second Young Master, we will meet later."

The Taoist priest in red stopped King Zhou again, "I haven't figured things out yet, you can't leave yet."

King Zhou is about to die of anger, why is this man like a log, what on earth is he trying to do!

The Taoist said to Ji Fa: "Your Majesty, please prepare me a clean place to live. I have some things to think about."

Ji Fa couldn't afford to offend such a capable person, so he immediately said courteously: "The Taoist priest's residence is ready, it's in Yin'an Hall."

The Taoist priest nodded, "Thank you, Your Majesty, I will take King Zhou away first." After speaking, he took King Zhou and left.

After entering Yin'an Hall, King Zhou directly occupied the main seat, and he said to the servants in the hall, "I'm hungry, go prepare meals."

The servant snorted coldly, and didn't listen to King Zhou's words. The Taoist in red said, "Go and prepare lunch!"

The servant glared at King Zhou unconvinced, saluted the Taoist in red, and exited the palace.

The Taoist priest in red took out the tortoise shell as soon as he sat down. He looked at the lines on the tortoise shell and kept counting.

The Yin'an Hall was not too big, but there were quite a few people serving it. King Zhou walked around the hall, and no matter where he went, there were people watching him.

King Zhou sat beside the Taoist priest in red, holding the tortoise shell, "Master Taoist, who are you? Why did you arrest me here?"

The Taoist priest in red thought for a while, and kicked out all the servants in the hall.

"I am Lu Ya Sanren, you probably haven't heard of it."

King Zhou smiled, "So it's Lu Yasan, and I really know a little about you. I think that you are going to go where it is good. Anyone with a discerning eye can see that God's will is on the side of the widow. How can you Do you have to help Ji Fa?"

Lu Ya frowned and said, "I came to Xiqi just to follow God's will! It's just... After I came to Xiqi, I found that something was very wrong. It stands to reason that the Zhou family should be happy when Fengming Qishan. But why Jiang Ziya still In the Yin and Shang Dynasties, why didn’t you go to Xiqi? And Bo Yikao, it stands to reason that his lifespan is exhausted, why is he still alive?”

King Zhou raised his eyebrows, "Master Taoist, where did you come from? Which sect did you worship?"

Lu Ya lowered his head and stuffed the turtle shell into his sleeve, "This is not what you should ask."

King Zhou sighed, and leaned on the pillar with his arms folded, "Okay! We don't ask about your origin, we only talk about the destiny today. Seeing that you have been calculating, I think you are very good at obeying the will of heaven, let's explore the theory of fortune!"

Lu Ya nodded, "Exactly, I am very good at it, and this is also my hobby!"

King Zhou said again: "According to the will of heaven, the widow should be a foolish king, and Ji Fa is the lord of Xiqi. But the reality is not like this, why can't you conform to the reality?"

Lu Ya frowned and thought for a while, "The fate can never be wrong! Only by obeying the will of heaven can we come and go freely between heaven and earth."

King Zhou didn't understand the destiny at all, and he couldn't explain it to Lu Ya.He shrugged his shoulders, "Then you can keep busy! I'm hungry, let's make a meal!"

The servants served lunch, and Lu Ya let them go down. He didn't like to let others watch him eat.The lunch dishes are exquisite, but the taste is just average.Lu Ya and King Zhou casually tasted a couple of mouthfuls and stopped eating.

Lu Ya sighed: "It would be great if I could still eat croquettes."

King Zhou thought for a while, "Master Taoist, go and prepare the ingredients, and the widow will cook for you."

"Where to do it?"

King Zhou laughed and said, "Of course we do it here!"

Lu Ya hesitated, "King Wu has already prepared the meals, and it would be impolite for us to secretly prepare the meals."

King Zhou kicked the vegetable plate under the table, "He came to rob me of my country, how can I be polite to him! Go dig wild vegetables, I don't want to eat the pig food prepared by Ji Fa."

Lu Ya also disliked the bad taste of the food. After thinking for a while, his figure turned into a rainbow and flew out of the palace.

Taking advantage of no one in the hall, King Zhou quickly took off his outer robe and tore off the hem of his inner garment.There was no pen or ink in the room, so King Zhou bit his finger and wrote on it: I was captured by Lu Ya and taken to the Yin'an Temple in Xiqi City. Minister Jiang quickly came to rescue me!

He folded the cloth into small pieces and tied it with a thinner cloth strip.He took off a jade pendant with a wild goose carved from his waist, the jade pendant flashed twice, and the wild goose flew out from the middle of the jade pendant, it flew to the roof with a strip of cloth in its mouth.This jade pendant is a gadget given to him by the real Yuding, it is very convenient to send letters.

King Zhou took two deep breaths, climbed along the pillar to the beam and dropped a tile.The small jade geese got out of the roof and flew eastward.

After restoring the tiles to their original positions, King Zhou climbed down along the pillars.He brushed off the ashes and put on his robe.

The waiter outside the door estimated that lunch was almost used up, so he knocked on the door and asked, "Master Daoist, have you finished your meal? Do you want to clean up the dishes?"

King Zhou lazily called out, "Come in and clean up!"

The servant came in and saw that King Zhou was the only one in the hall. He asked, "Where did the Taoist priest go?"

Lying on the soft couch, King Zhou sneered, "He is not the widow's son, who cares where he goes?"

The servant snorted at King Zhou, "It's just a captured and foolish king, don't be complacent!"

King Zhou ignored the servant's provocation, and the palace people packed up the leftovers and went out.The servant specially sent a few people into the house to look at King Zhou.

King Zhou lay on the soft couch with his eyes closed, and after a while, Lu Ya came back.When he saw someone in the house, he drove them all out, "Without my permission, you don't want to enter the temple at will."

The servant who had just ridiculed King Zhou frowned outside the door. He lay on the crack of the door and listened to the movement inside the door with his ears up.

"Did you get something?" King Zhou asked.

"It's all here, what do you think is missing?"

King Zhou looked through it, "You have everything you need. You did a good job. You didn't get discovered by Ji Fa's people, did you?"

"How could they find out?"

The servant listened to their conversation, and his heart trembled.Unfortunately, this Taoist is probably in the same group as King Zhou.They came to Xiqi just to find something.

The servant was afraid of delaying Ji Fa's business, so he hurriedly ran to tell Ji Fa that the new Taoist priest was with King Zhou!

In the palace, King Zhou instructed Lu Ya to cut vegetables and chop meat, while he watched with his hands on his hips.

After the vegetables and meat were cut, King Zhou poured flour and seasonings into it.Lu Ya suddenly said in a deep voice, "King Wu is here." He packed up all his things, and Ji Fa rushed into the palace with his men.

"Daozhang! What did you just take? Please hand it over immediately!"

Lu Ya frowned, "I know it's not polite to do this, but you don't need to get angry because of such a trivial matter."

Ji Fa was very angry and laughed back, "Small matter? I think I treat you kindly, but you teamed up with the faint king to deceive the widow!"

Lu Ya sighed, and took out the minced meat and flour again.

"Your Majesty King Wu, your lunch is really too bad. I can't eat it, and King Zhou can't eat it either, so we two discussed to get something to eat. I'll get some ingredients, and King Zhou will cook."

Ji Fa sneered, "King Zhou was well-clothed and well-fed since he was a child, so he can cook? The Taoist priest really knows how to joke!"

King Zhou sighed, "Master Dao, since you have already been discovered, it is really not frank enough for you to make such a fake excuse. Ji Fa, we are indeed in collusion. Now that you have discovered it, there is nothing wrong with me." It's easy to admit. After all, you are the one who steals the country, not a widow!"

This time Lu Ya understood that he was tricked by King Zhou.He also knew that no matter how he explained, Ji Fa would not believe him anymore.

Ji waved her hands, "Come here! Kill King Zhou and this demon!"

At this moment, Nezha descended from the sky with a pointed gun in his hand, "Who dares to hurt my king!"

Nezha stood in front of King Zhou, and he asked, "Your Majesty, didn't you send a distress signal? Is this Taoist priest with us?"

King Zhou patted Nezha on the shoulder, "He is not with us, he just wants to have another meal of croquettes. Don't worry about him, let's go."

Nezha picked up his silver spear, and the bluestone pavement of Yin'an Hall was turned over, knocking down Ji Fa and his guards.Lu Ya thought that he had offended King Zhou, and now that he had lost the trust of King Wu, it would be boring to stay here, so he took advantage of the chaos and walked out of the hall.

King Zhou's eyes were sharp and his hands were quick. He pulled out the cloth from his arms and immediately covered Lu Ya.Nezha took off the Qiankun circle and knocked him to the ground with one circle.

King Zhou gave Nezha a thumbs up, and Nezha raised his eyebrows and smiled, and tied the cloth into a knot.He provoked Lu Ya with the tip of his spear, and dragged King Zhou all the way back to the army camp.