[Comprehensive Mythology] I don't want to have sex with you

King Zhou and Nezha took Lu Ya back to the Yin Shang camp, and Jiang Ziya waited anxiously in front of the camp.When he saw King Zhou coming back, he hurried to meet him.

"Your Majesty, are you alright?"

King Zhou waved his hand, "Don't worry! I'm fine." He turned around and told Nezha, "Young man! Take this Taoist priest into the army tent, give him a good beating, and then lock him up. Remember not to take off the cloth covering his head. "

Nezha is willing to do this job, he cupped his hands with a smirk and said, "Follow His Majesty's will!"

After Nezha left, Jiang Ziya asked, "Your Majesty, what is going on? Who is this person that Nezha brought back?"

King Zhou said: "This man is called Lu Ya. He went to Chaoge and tied me to Xiqi. Fortunately, you responded in time, otherwise I don't know how long I will stay in Xiqi!"

Jiang Ziya cupped his hands and said: "Your Majesty's praise, it's thanks to Nezha's bravery. Your Majesty, you were kidnapped. Do all the brothers and fellow Taoists who stayed in Chaoge know?"

King Zhou smiled helplessly, "They probably don't know yet! But it's not urgent, and Nezha will just send me back later."

After chatting with Jiang Ziya, King Zhou opened the curtain and entered the military tent.Nezha was poking at Lu Ya's ass with a pointed gun.When he saw King Zhou coming, he ran over immediately.

"Your Majesty, have you finished talking with Uncle Jiang?"

King Zhou nodded, "Stop playing, and send me back to Chaoge! I've been missing for so long, and if I don't go back, everyone should be worried."

Nezha asked: "Then does this person bring it too? Your Majesty, this person's skin is so thick! No matter how hard you poke it, you won't be able to poke it!"

King Zhou looked down at Lu Ya, just to be on the safe side, Nezha tied Lu Ya into an earthworm with Huntian Ling.His head was covered with a cloth, lying there motionless, like a dummy.

King Zhou thought for a while and said, "It's really inconvenient for you to take the two of us alone. Lock him up in the barracks first. After I go back, let your master and the others come and have a look!"

As soon as the words fell, the men of the National Division Bureau entered the military tent.

Daoist Yuding said: "Your Majesty, you can make it easy for us to find!"

Seeing Lu Ya lying on the ground, Master Huang Long couldn't help but ask, "Who is this?"

King Zhou said: "It was he who tied the widow to Xiqi. Thanks to the jade pendant that the real Yuding gave the widow, otherwise the widow would still be imprisoned in Jifa's Yin'an Hall!"

Master Huanglong tore off the cloth from Lu Ya's head, "Let me see who this is!"

King Zhou and Nezha shouted in unison, "Don't move!"

Master Huanglong turned his head while holding the cloth, "What?"

Lu Ya lying on the ground turned into a rainbow light and disappeared without a trace in the blink of an eye.

King Zhou sighed, and Master Huanglong said innocently, "I saw that Huntian Ling was tied up, so I thought he couldn't escape!"

Zhao Gongming laughed at him, "What do you think is useful! I thought you were so stupid, you must not be the Twelve Golden Immortals!"

Real Huanglong frowned, "What are you talking about? Do you want to fight?"

King Zhou shouted, "Okay! Don't quarrel! My lords, can you do something down to business? Does anyone know Lu Ya?"

The people present looked at each other in blank dismay, and no one spoke.

King Zhou: "Hehe." You people who can only grow vegetables and play mahjong!

"Don't be stuck here, everyone, go back! It's not a big deal, and Lu Ya, who kidnapped people, will not dare to come in the future."

After everyone left, Master Yuding came back secretly.

King Zhou asked him to sit down, and Master Yuding asked, "That Lu Ya is not simple, do you have something else to hide from us?"

King Zhou said: "If the master doesn't come, I will talk to the master. This Lu Ya is very good at calculating the destiny. He said that Ji Fa is the lord of the world, and he also calculated that Bo Yi Kao should have passed his life and should not be alive. Master , there are many people who can do calculations, why is he the only one who told me this? Which side do you think God is on?"

Master Yuding frowned, "Ji Fa is the Holy Master? This is impossible! I can assure you that no one from the State Teachers Bureau has calculated such a result."

King Zhou leaned down next to Master Yuding's ear and asked in a low voice, "Master, the second uncle, the third uncle, and a few other people's dirty deals, who knows now?"

Daoist Yuding patted him on the head, "How dare you say it! Cough cough, that dirty deal, the more important disciples in explaining and intercepting teachings all know a thing or two. Hey? Wait a minute. , Maybe that Lu Ya's deduction technique is extremely clever, but he doesn't know about that... transaction, so the result of his calculation is completely different."

King Zhou didn't believe it, "Isn't deduction just picking a few leaves, picking a few flowers, shaking them in the palm of your hand, and sprinkle them down? Didn't he discover that... deal during the deduction?"

Master Yuding shook his head and sighed: "Don't talk nonsense if you don't understand. Deduction is like arithmetic. If you miss a number, can you calculate the correct result? Besides, the actions of the saints are not enough to change the will of heaven?"

He asked again: "Then we are going against the sky and changing our fate, will we be punished by heaven?"

Master Yuding shook his head, "It's not that serious. God's will is to let the immortals confer gods, how and who they conferred, God's will doesn't care so much. As long as the conferring of gods is over, other things are just as good."

King Zhou asked again: "Master, isn't there such a thing as destiny?"

"There is destiny, but it is not so much destiny as it is choice. Just like Zhao Gongming and others, if they try their best to fight against you, then their souls will probably be on the list of gods. Of course, In addition to choice, opportunity is also very important, if they hadn't met you, they would have died long ago."

King Zhou nodded ignorantly, but he still didn't quite understand.

Master Yuding smiled, "Don't listen if you don't understand it, you should take the time to understand it well, it will be useful in the future."

King Zhou seriously agreed, and Master Yuding patted him on the shoulder and left.

He was locked up at the border overnight, and he didn't know if he was frozen in the night, or what happened. The next morning, King Zhou felt hot all over his body.

In this era of lack of medical care and medicine, King Zhou hurriedly covered himself in a thick quilt, and asked the soldiers to boil hot water.

Nezha came to see him with his breakfast, "Your Majesty, I heard that you are sick, so I asked Master for medicine. My master's medicine is very effective. I promise you will be fine after taking it."

King Zhou ate the medicine with hot water, and Nezha lay beside him and looked at him for a while, "Huh? Your Majesty, why haven't you subsided your fever yet?"

"Such a big pill has just been swallowed in the throat, how can the pain be cured so quickly?"

Nezha frowned, "No, there must be something wrong, I'll go to Master!"

Nezha ran out in a hurry, King Zhou sighed, and continued to cover his sweat under the quilt.

After a while, Master Taiyi and Nezha came again.

King Zhou laughed and said, "Don't listen to Nezha's fuss, Daoist. Taking medicine will not heal so quickly."

Daoist Taiyi's expression was not relaxed. He sat on the side of the bed and watched King Zhou's expression carefully, and finally said to Nezha with a solemn expression: "Go and invite all your seniors and uncles."

Nezha took the order and went, and King Zhou asked cautiously, "My lord, I don't have some terminal illness, do I?"

Master Taiyi shook his head, "Your Majesty is worrying too much, it's just that the medicine is not right for the symptoms."

After a while, the twelve golden immortals all came, and they took turns to treat King Zhou like an expert consultation.

Seeing them chattering together, King Zhou couldn't help asking, "Dear priests, what's wrong with me?"

Master Taiyi said with a stern face: "Your Majesty, you may be infected with acne."

King Zhou was dumbfounded, he scratched his neck, "It's all right, how could I get acne?"

Daoist Taiyi shook his head, "This needs to be investigated again. Your Majesty, your body may be very itchy, so please don't scratch it."

King Zhou nodded, "I see, thank you for reminding me, Daoist."

Thinking that the pox might be contagious, King Zhou immediately lost his composure.This is a military camp, everyone eats and lives together, if the pox is contagious, all the soldiers in the military camp will suffer.

King Zhou asked: "Everyone, if my disease is contagious, will you be infected?"

"It's okay for me to be well-cultivated, but juniors like Nezha and the others may be in danger."

King Zhou immediately said: "Please pass on a message for me. Anyone who has been in contact with me will be locked up immediately, and they will not be allowed to contact others. The soldiers in the camp must clean up and clean up all the unclean places. .Finally, all the things that are imported must be boiled and cooked, and the tableware must be separated and cannot be mixed."

The Twelve Golden Immortals understood his concerns, they left the military tent, and gave orders to King Zhou for what he had told them to do.

After a while, Zhao Gongming, Sanxiao, Shitianjun and Sisheng came to visit King Zhou.Our Lady of Golden Light was as sharp as ever, "There are little red bumps on her face, and she looks even uglier."

King Zhou nodded feebly, "I'm sorry... for hurting my mother's eyes."

Everyone comforted King Zhou, "A little illness will be healed in a few days."

Only Four Sages had worried expressions on their faces.Wang Mo said: "Your Majesty, I'm afraid that you contracted this disease not by chance, but because someone wanted to harm you."

King Zhou raised his eyebrows, "How does the Taoist priest know?"

"The four of us know a Taoist friend named Lu Yue. He is proud and arrogant. He thinks that the sect leader is the first, and he is the second. He is very good at spreading the plague. I think His Majesty's pox may be the His pen."

King Zhou got up from the bed, "How fast can he spread the plague?"

Wang Mo shook his head, "Although Your Majesty locked up everyone who came into contact with you, it won't be long before all the soldiers in the entire barracks will have a fever, develop acne, and then die. To put it bluntly, if Lu Yue made the move, this barracks would There's no one left alive."

King Zhou threw off the quilt and put on his clothes.

"Please come with me, everyone, I want to find that Lu Yue for the antidote!"

King Zhou covered his face, bent forward, and rubbed forward bit by bit.

Bi Xiao said rather disgustedly: "I told you not to follow, you must listen! You are walking so slowly, coming here will only cause trouble!"

King Zhou's face was flushed with embarrassment, but luckily his face was covered by the cloth.He insisted and said: "Miss Bixiao, I am the wise person among us."

Bi Xiao grabbed his collar impatiently, "Let me take you away! When you find Lu Yue, I'm afraid your body will be cold!"

The Twelve Golden Immortals and the Jiejiaomen divided into several groups to find someone in Jifa's palace city, and King Zhou happened to be in a group with Bixiao.The two were walking around in the palace city, and after a while, a golden light appeared in the sky.

Bi Xiao carried King Zhou and went there, "It seems that they found Lu Yue."

It was the Yin'an Hall last time, and this time it was Lu Yue and his four apprentices who lived in the hall.

The others had already arrived, Zhao Gongming stood in front of Lu Yue and said, "Junior brother, please take out the antidote."

Lu Yue snorted coldly, "Senior brother, you've become more and more capable, and you actually hang out with the disciples of Chanjiao. You are not afraid that the leader will be sad if he finds out!"

Zhao Gongming said flatly: "The leader knows about this, and besides, it's not my junior's turn to care who I get close to. Hurry up and take out the antidote, or don't blame me for being rude!"

Lu Yue looked like a dead pig not afraid of boiling water, "You don't have to force me, brother, I don't have the antidote, and neither do my apprentices."

Yun Xiao took out the golden scissors, "Junior Brother, we are from the same sect, do you have to tear your face apart?"

Lu Yue sighed, "There are so many of you, I can't beat you, so I can only admit defeat. But Senior Sister, don't scare me, the Golden Dragon Scissors are really powerful, but I have already set up a plague formation outside the city. You let our teacher go!" If you don’t want to leave, it’s fine, if you refuse, then the soldiers and generals of the Yin and Shang Dynasties will be buried with us!”

Wang Mo persuaded: "Brother, God has the virtue of good life, why do you owe so much karma? Wouldn't it be good for you to go back to the cave and be your happy fairy?"

Lu Yue scolded: "Wang Mo, what qualifications do you have to accuse me? Didn't you help Ji Fa attack Yin Shang? You also injured Wen Zhong, do you think you are a good person?"

King Zhou couldn't take it anymore after listening to it for a long time. Now he has a fever, and the pimples on his body are swollen and itchy, and he is really not in the mood to waste it.He walked up to Lu Yue and asked, "Master Lu, you just don't want to save people, do you?"

"Yes! Kill me if you have the ability. Anyway, if you kill me, this plague will continue to spread."

King Zhou coughed loudly at him twice, "Alright then! As long as I finish one thing, I will let you master and apprentice go."

"What are you going to do?" Lu Yue asked.

King Zhou held Lu Yue's face in his hands and spat at him vigorously, "Before I let you go, I will make you sick! Puff puff puff puff!"