[Comprehensive Mythology] I don't want to have sex with you

Jiang Ziya is an honest man who respects his teachers, and is the caring old padded jacket of Yuanshi Tianzun.King Zhou didn't dare to snatch his magic whip, even if he borrowed it, he was afraid that Jiang Ziya would cry for himself.

King Zhou asked Jiang Ziya about the battle in the south, and Jiang Ziya answered carefully.

"Deng Jiugong's soldiers are like gods. Although his daughter is a boudoir girl, she has extraordinary martial arts skills and has repeatedly made great achievements. Later, Ji Fa rebelled and sent someone to contact Eshun. Fortunately, His Majesty sent Nezha to help out. It is true. Coincidentally, Nezha came here on a small road, and he happened to bump into the envoy returning to Xiqi from the south. Nezha captured the envoy and entered the army camp. He made a great contribution as soon as he came to the south!"

King Zhou asked, "How long do you think the battle in the south will last?"

Jiang Ziya replied: "Your Majesty, I have made a divination, only half a month later, Eshun will definitely surrender!"

King Zhou said: "In this case, you should first choose a good place to build the Conferred God Platform, and then hurry back to the south. You will come back when the army triumphs."

Jiang Ziya disagreed, "Your Majesty, it is very important to build the Conferred God Platform, and the minister must stay in Chaoge to supervise the construction."

"Director Yang will help you supervise the work, what else do you have to worry about?"

Jiang Ziya still refused, "Your Majesty, I originally planned this way. I wanted to sneak back to Chaoge and ask my nephew Yang Jian to help me build the Conferred God Altar. However, I have seen Your Majesty today, so I don't want to go back. Conferring the gods is a matter of great importance, I must be cautious!"

King Zhou thought to himself, hey!you old man!If you are a god, you should be cautious, and if you help Lao Tzu fight a war, you dare to give up halfway!

King Zhou tempted him, "Minister Jiang, wouldn't it be too much of a disadvantage for you to come back now? In half a month, you will be the hero who defeated Eshun! But if you come back now, you don't know who will take advantage of that great contribution." What’s more, do you still remember that you made a bet with Grand Master Wen before you left for the expedition, you will definitely lose if you come back in such a sneaky way!”

Jiang Ziya regards money, fame and wealth as dung, and he doesn't care about the gambling with Wen Taishi. "Your Majesty, the humble minister assisting His Majesty is not for merit or reward. The war in the south is coming to an end, and His Majesty can send other adults to take the place of the humble minister. As for the game... I heard that the grand master uses soldiers like a god, and the humble minister is indeed not as good as him. "

King Zhou nodded with a smile, "Minister Jiang is indeed a high-minded man with a noble character! But you left the battlefield without permission and played a very bad role in leading the soldiers. Therefore, the widow will punish you with one year's salary. punishment."

Jiang Ziya saluted gratefully, "Thank you, Your Majesty! I know that leaving my post without authorization is a serious crime, and I thank Your Majesty for not killing me. I will do my duty faithfully and repay Your Majesty's kindness."

King Zhou accepted his thanks with a smile, and then secretly waited for Jiang Ziya's daughter-in-law to make trouble with him because she had no money to spend.

Jiang Ziya left the battlefield, and Yang Jian made a special trip to the south with his purpose.King Zhou did not send another person to replace Jiang Ziya, lest Deng Jiugong feel that King Zhou sent someone else to claim his credit.

Deng Jiugong took over Jiang Ziya's affairs. Except that he was a little busier than usual, he was quite happy.Jiang Ziya is not here, and when the battle is over, he will be the first to be rewarded for his merits!

The four princes are all at war, but Chaoge is not disturbed by the flames of war, and remains calm as before.If it weren't for someone riding a fast horse from time to time and bringing battle reports into the city, the people in the city might have forgotten that other places are still fighting.

Jiang Ziya's calculations were good, but within half a month, Nanbo Hou Eshun surrendered.Nezha led his troops to escort Eshun back to Chaoge, while Deng Jiugong stayed in the south to deal with follow-up affairs.

Our good friend little Nezha is coming back soon, long time no see, King Zhou really misses him a little bit.At the same time, good news came from Wen Taishi, Jiang Wenhuan agreed to surrender.He paid tribute on time every year, but he himself would never enter Chaoge City. He didn't want to see King Zhou, the murderer who killed his own sister.

King Zhou was already very satisfied with this result, he didn't even expect Jiang Wenhuan to pay tribute.How good it is now, Jiang Wenhuan pays the 'protection fee' on time every year, but he doesn't show up. Anyway, King Zhou doesn't want to see his brother-in-law, so everyone is happy.

The war between the southeast and the southeast ended, and Ji Fa's intention to unite the southeast and the southeast to fight Chaoge also failed.Now only Chong Heihu is still standing on the same front with him.However, Chong Heihu may not have good intentions, because Ji Fa is young and has just succeeded to the throne not long ago, so he looks easier to bully.

The battle situation was developing in a favorable direction, so King Zhou and Yang Jian took more time to focus on the road of enlightenment.However, most things in the world cannot go smoothly. The southeast and southeast areas have just settled down, and some problems have arisen in the battle of Xiqi. Ji Fa has received a moderate amount of help, and Huang Feihu can't do anything about it.

Speaking of this assistance, we must mention the dead Xibo Hou Jichang.When he was called to Chaoge, he picked up a baby on the way.He recognized the child as his adopted son, and named him Lei Zhenzi. In this way, Lei Zhenzi became his hundredth son.

Lei Zhenzi studied art with Yun Zhongzi from Yuzhu Cave in Zhongnan Mountain. For some unknown reason, he actually went to Xiqi to help Ji Fa defeat Zhou.

In the early dynasty, Bigan reported the matter to King Zhou.

"Your Majesty, Lei Zhenzi, Jichang's adopted son, has a blue face and red hair, is two feet tall, and has an unusually ferocious face. It is said that he has wings on his back, and there is a sound of wind and thunder when he flies. After he went to battle, he has injured more than a dozen generals of our army. King Wu Cheng can't do anything to him! Your Majesty, look... who should be sent to fight?"

King Zhou rubbed his forehead, thinking that it would be easy to deal with Lei Zhenzi, but Yang Jian would definitely defeat him.But Lei Zhenzi and his master are disciples of Chanjiao, and just this status made King Zhou jealous.He just had a bad fight with Yuanshi Tianzun, and now he beats his disciples. Isn't this going to kill the enmity?

King Zhou said: "I ordered King Wu Cheng to put up the exemption card for the time being. This Lei Zhenzi has some origins. I have to ask Director Yang before I can deal with it."

Putting aside the matter of Lei Zhenzi, King Zhou discussed with his ministers how to reward the generals in the southeast and southeast.According to the degree of merit, the official rank and salary will be increased. The only special thing is that Deng Jiugong's daughter, Deng Chanyu, was named a general.

After the court meeting was over, King Zhou called Jiang Ziya into the palace.

Seeing the bloodstains on Jiang Ziya's face, King Zhou asked with a smile, "Minister Jiang, it is said that a long absence is better than a new marriage. Why did you fight with Mrs. Zun?"

Jiang Ziya blushed to cover the blood on his face, and said very ashamedly: "It's all because of Weichen's lax management of the family... My wife, Mrs. Ma, blamed me for not being able to get back the money to subsidize the family even though I became an official, so I always quarreled with me these two days." temper……"

King Zhou laughed and said, "The widow will take you to the private treasury in a while, and you can go there to get some gold, silver, and silk to go home."

Jiang Ziya refused again and again, "How is this possible? It is His Majesty's private treasury, how dare I do it?"

"This is the reward you deserve, but it will take more than a month for the reward to be issued by the court, so the widow asked you to go to my private treasury to get the gold and silver and use it first. If you make you wait for more than a month, the widow is afraid of you Disfigured!"

Jiang Ziya blushed, and hurriedly saluted and thanked him.

King Zhou persuaded: "You have been married for some time, and you usually care about your family more. Don't always spend your energy on work and spend more time with your family. This is the attitude of being responsible for your family!"

Jiang Ziya nodded silently, and King Zhou didn't know if he had listened to his words.

After talking about the commonplace for a long time, King Zhou almost forgot the business.

He asked Jiang Ziya, "Do you know Lei Zhenzi, Ji Chang's adopted son?"

Jiang Ziya nodded, "Well, I have heard of some."

"He suddenly appeared in Xiqi and helped Ji Fa attack Sishui Pass. Do you know about this?"

Jiang Ziya sighed, "Speaking of... this matter has something to do with Weichen."

"Oh? How do you say this?"

Jiang Ziya said with a sad face: "It's a long story. On that day, I went back to Kunlun Mountain to meet my teacher. The teacher passed me the list of gods and whips, and told me that no matter who called me when I went down the mountain, I can't turn my head back. Otherwise There will be 36 soldiers and horses coming to attack me..."

King Zhou understood, "You answered someone when you went down the mountain, right? Tell me! Who is that person?"

Jiang Ziya said: "That man's name is Shen Gongbao, and he is also a member of Yuxu's sect. He sees that I want to help merchants defeat Xiqi, so in order to fight against me, he will help Jifa defeat Zhou."

King Zhou felt a headache, "So Lei Zhenzi must have been tricked down the mountain by Duke Shen?"

Jiang Ziya nodded, "It should be like this. It's all my fault for not listening to the teacher, which caused today's disaster."

King Zhou gave Jiang Ziya a sneaky look, and said, "This is the end of the matter, so don't blame yourself. Lei Zhenzi's master is Yun Zhongzi, right? You set off to find Mr. Yun Zhongzi and ask him to bring Lei Zhenzi to you." Go back, and this matter will be settled."

Yang Jian pushed the door into the palace, and he said to King Zhou, "Uncle Jiang doesn't have to go anymore. I just went to Zhongnan Mountain. Uncle Yun Zhongzi is not in the cave, and Tong'er, the housekeeper, doesn't know he has gone." where."

King Zhou sighed secretly, this is all right, even if he wants to complain to his parents.

Jiang Ziya was worried, "What can we do? Lei Zhenzi went to Xiqi to help after he was deceived. We hurt him, so how can we feel sorry for Senior Brother Yun Zhongzi? But if we don't do anything, Ji Fa might break Si The water is off!"

King Zhou was upset by Jiang Ziya's nagging, who is to blame?It's not up to you?

He stood up and said: "The specific situation is still unclear, so I can only go to Xiqi to have a look first. Minister Jiang, the widow and Director Yang will go to Xiqi. You are in Chaoge to build the Fengshentai, and nothing else is necessary. You don't care. Also, because of your fault, Xiqi has 36 more helpers, so your reward has been taken back, so go home empty-handed when you leave!"

After giving these orders, King Zhou and Yang Jian disappeared into the palace.Jiang Ziya touched his cheek in despair, it's too bad, he's going to quarrel with Mrs. Ma again when he gets home tonight.Why don't you go to borrow some money from your brother-in-law's house?

King Zhou and Yang Jian sneaked out of Sishui Pass.Inside Sishui Pass are the soldiers of King Zhou, and Xiqi's army camp is stationed at Jinjiling outside Sishui Pass.

The two of them disappeared and entered the army tent. The blue-faced, red-haired Lei Zhenzi with fangs was listening to a general explaining the terrain near Sishui Pass.

"My lord, please look at the map. The terrain here is flat and not suitable for ambush."

Lei Zhenzi stretched out his finger and poked his chin, "What about here?"

"This is a shoal, there is no shelter, and it is not suitable for ambush."

Lei Zhenzi shook his head helplessly, "Then...then I don't know where to ambush..."

General: ... Is it really difficult to learn such a simple thing?

A young man in golden armor came in from outside the door. Seeing him coming, the general and Lei Zhenzi quickly stood up and saluted.

"His Majesty King Wu."

"Second brother..."

Ji Fa asked Lei Zhenzi very kindly, "What's the matter? Brother Nangong, don't you understand what General Nangong said?"

Lei Zhenzi shook his head, his grim face showed a trace of grievance, "I can't read the map..."

Nan Gongshi said: "Your Majesty, I have said it many times, but the little prince just can't understand."

Ji Fa laughed and said, "General Nangong, it's no wonder my brother, he's still too young, he's not yet ten years old! I couldn't read a map when I was his age."

Nangong lowered his head: less than ten years old and two feet tall, and twenty feet tall...

Ji Fa said to Lei Zhenzi: "Little brother, you've been bored in the big tent for a whole day! The weather outside is nice, so go play outside for a while! Take a good rest."

Lei Zhenzi thanked Ji Fa and went out with his wings flapping.

After Lei Zhenzi left, Nangong Shi couldn't help complaining to Ji Fa, "Your Majesty, the little prince really doesn't have the talent to fight. I teach him other things, and he knows everything. He only reads the map and arranges troops. He can't learn no matter what!"

King Wu said lightly: "General Nangong, calm down."

Nangong Shi knew that his tone just now was a little excited, so he quickly apologized to King Wu, "I'm sorry, Your Majesty, I was too excited."

King Wu said: "General Nangong, I know that my younger brother really has no talent. But there are many capable people and strange people in Chaoge. I heard that King Zhou specially set up the National Teacher Bureau just to arrange for those capable people and strange people. We only have The little brother is a strange person, I must let him become a master of siege, and open up the territory for me!"

Hearing this, King Zhou dragged Yang Jian away. Ji Fa was kind to Lei Zhenzi not because he had brotherly affection for him.He wanted to keep Lei Zhenzi and make him a strong general on his side.

There is no recording pen here, King Zhou is a little regretful.If there is a recording pen, as long as you record Ji Fa's words and play it to Lei Zhenzi, Lei Zhenzi will definitely have a rift with him.

He and Yang Jian searched twice in the mountains, and found Lei Zhenzi behind a big rock far away from the barracks.

King Zhou's face was full of smiles, and he asked kindly: "Hello, Lei Zhenzi, it's nice to meet you, I still know your master! Can we chat?"

Lei Zhenzi stood up and said, "I don't know you!" He was about to leave after speaking.

King Zhou grabbed his sleeve, "Don't be afraid, I really have no evil intentions."

Lei Zhenzi flapped his wings, and a beam of thunder hit the top of King Zhou's head.Lei Zhenzi said flatly: "The bad guys say they have no evil intentions." After saying this, he flew away.

King Zhou exhaled, "Have I been struck by lightning? I don't seem to feel anything?"

Yang Jian handed him the crystal mirror, "Look at yourself."

King Zhou took a look in the mirror and quickly put the mirror into his arms, "It's over! My head is hot, how can I go to court tomorrow?"