[Comprehensive Mythology] I don't want to have sex with you

Master Yuding stuffed the piece of cloth into his wide sleeve, and Yang Jian came in from the door and said coldly, "Leave the cloth!"

Daoist Yuding patted his sleeves, "I just ran out crying like a young lady, it's only been a while, why did you come back? Have you finished crying?"

Yang Jian: "...Master, you kicked me out just now!"

Real person Yuding: "I'm doing it for your own good, to give you an excuse to go out and cry secretly for a while. How embarrassing is it to cry in the house?"

Yang Jian took a deep breath, and stretched out his hand towards Master Yuding, "Master, leave that piece of cloth behind!"

King Zhou glared at Yang Jian, "Why are you so stingy! Master just played with it for two days!"

Yang Jian scolded him, "You are not allowed to talk! What happened just now is not over yet!"

King Zhou complained to Daoist Yuding, "Master, he bullied me..."

Master Yuding reprimanded Yang Jian, "What are you yelling at? Didn't Master teach you to speak well?"

Yang Jian sighed, "Master, who do you want to hit with this piece of cloth?"

After thinking about it, Master Yuding took out the cloth and returned it to King Zhou. "That's all... the apprentice will have more thoughts when he grows up. He will take care of everything I do."

King Zhou whispered, "Master, if you really want to hit someone, take me there!"

Daoist Yuding patted him on the shoulder, "What a good boy! Come on, take this, a small gift for you."

Daoist Yuding opened his hand, and a round, orange-yellow lantern the size of an apple appeared in his palm.

"You go back to your original form first."

King Zhou obediently changed back to the good luck jade dish, and the real person Yuding put a pearl in the lantern, and then put the dish on top of the lantern.

Several green lights flashed, one after another runes flashed in the air, they slowly rushed away like waves, until the green light filled the whole room.

The real person Yuding said: "The good luck jade plate records three thousand ways. It stands to reason that it is difficult for you to transform into a human form. Later, the Nuwa Empress repaired your cracks with human-made mud, and you were transformed into a human form. But with this This way of forcing you to change form is also bad, you are like an ordinary mortal, without magic power. You can’t even understand the Dao that you have memorized.”

Yang Jian looked at the runes floating in mid-air, "Master, are these the truths of the world recorded on the jade plate?"

Master Yuding nodded, "Yes, it is a very precious thing. The lantern placed below is a treasure I refined. You should both see clearly how to use it. As long as the lantern is lit, you can see the jade dish Remember! You have to study hard, don’t slack off, and seize the time to improve your strength, otherwise, when the Battle of Conferred Gods is over, you two will suffer.”

Yang Jian nodded and agreed, "Master, don't worry, we will protect ourselves."

Pan'er turned into King Zhou again, and Master Yuding shoved the lantern into his hand, "You offended my master and some of my senior brothers, and the Chanjiao disciples will not treat you very kindly. As for Jiejiao... I don't know too much about Master Tongtian, but the situation should be similar. Besides, there are many people in the world who follow the wind, and my master and uncle don't care about your affairs. It doesn't mean that others are unwilling to take action for them , there are many people who want to work for these two saints! You and Yang Jian must be careful!"

King Zhou nodded obediently, "Thank you, Master, for reminding me! There is nothing I can do about the trouble I made yesterday. The disciples who explained and stopped teaching kept coming to Chaoge. Most of them were arrogant and refused to listen to my orders. I am willing I’m low-key, I’m a little boy, and I’m giving them a good offering, but they demolished my palace before they’ve done anything. If I’m not tougher, they’ll make even bigger troubles in the future!”

The real Yuding said: "Since it has been done, don't worry so much. According to my inference, after a while, the disciples who intercept and explain the teaching will still come to Chaoge. At that time, you will be soft, and you will be fine if you hit the stick." Give them a sweet date. If you give them the steps, they will feel more at ease."

King Zhou repeatedly agreed, "I will obey Master."

Master Yuding looked at the sky, "It's been too long, I should go."

King Zhou was a little bit reluctant, "Master, can't you stay a little longer? I'll make you some delicious food and take you out to play."

Master Yuding smiled and said: "I came here without telling others, and if I stay too long, it will attract suspicion. Wait a little longer! When Xiqi fights you hard, I should be able to come here openly. "

Yang Jian and King Zhou sent Immortal Yuding out of the entrance of the main hall, and Immortal Yuding escaped from Yang Jian's National Teacher's Mansion through Tudun.

Parents left, no one to protect themselves.King Zhou said solemnly: "Master, I have to deal with an urgent matter related to the safety of the people in Chongcheng. You should do your work first! Farewell!"

Yang Jian said coldly: "Come back! Come in with me!"

King Zhou followed into the house with a slumped head, and Yang Jian said, "Now you are more courageous and capable, and you don't discuss things with me before doing things!"

King Zhou smiled apologetically, "I didn't...I wanted to confer Bigan the title of Marquis of the North this morning! Because you weren't here, I didn't dare to make an order, just to ask you for reference!"

"I don't care what happens to Bigan! Why don't you discuss with me about the two of us!"

King Zhou pouted, clasped his hands together and bowed like two dogs in the village, "I'm sorry, I was wrong, and I will never dare again. Everything at home is up to you, please forgive me!"

King Zhou sincerely apologized, and Yang Jian felt much more comfortable. The corners of his mouth raised slightly, and he gave King Zhou a blank look, "Ugly!"

King Zhou: ...you are a young public servant now, I let you!Go!you!

He asked pitifully: "Brother Zhenjun, I have apologized, can you forgive me?"

Yang Jian shook his neck, "My neck is a little sore, maybe I've been too tired recently."

King Zhou Pidianpidian ran over to press his neck, "Is this any better?"

Yang Jian shook his head, "A little heavier."

"Is this strength enough?"

Yang Jian nodded, "Go further to the left."

King Zhou asked, "Is it here?"

"No! A little further down."

King Zhou showed a ferocious smile. He took out the cloth and covered Yang Jian's head from behind, "Hmph! My little sweetheart, now you are in my hands!"

Yang Jian smiled, grabbed his hand and pulled King Zhou in.

"Don't be so close next time, my reaction is very fast!"

King Zhou asked again very seriously, "Are you still angry?"

Both of them were covered in cloth, Yang Jian held his hand tightly, and replied very seriously, "I'm not angry anymore, I don't want to be angry with you."

King Zhou squinted his eyes and snickered. He waited for Yang Jian to say a few more pleasant words to coax himself, such as loving you the most...

As a result, Yang Jian lifted the cloth covering his head and directly talked about the business. "What's the matter with making Bigan the Bei Bohou?"

The incomprehensible Er Mumu!King Zhou sighed and explained to Yang Jian: "You didn't come to the court meeting this morning, so you don't know. Chongheihu killed the envoy I sent to Chongcheng. I have already sent Zhang Guifang to punish him, Beibohou I can't hand over the position to someone from the Chong family, I think... Bigan is a good candidate to succeed Bei Bohou."

Yang Jian nodded in agreement, "Bigan has a good reputation, at least better than Chong Heihu and Chonghouhu. The people who want to come to Chongcheng should be willing to accept him. But... I think Bigan values ​​power too much, making him a One side of the princes, holding money, food and troops, can you rest assured?"

King Zhou said: "That's true, but I don't think he will have the intention of rebelling when he first became the Beibohou. When he has the intention of rebelling, I'm afraid he is already an old fool. Who will be afraid of him then?" ?”

Yang Jian also thinks this is a good idea, "When will Zhang Guifang set off? You can give Bigan a good word first, or you can make an order in advance to make him Beibohou. When the army goes out, you can make Bigan the supervisor of the army." .Chongcheng will be Bigan in the future, and he will definitely do his best to be the supervisor.”

King Zhou's eyes lit up, "And with him buying people's hearts, it will be easier to defeat Chong Heihu!"

Yang Jian smiled and said, "That's right! That's what it means!"

The two of them huddled in the room and calculated the prime minister, suddenly Yang Jian stopped, and King Zhou asked, "What's wrong with you?"

Yang Jian blinked, "Uncle Jiang is back and has arrived at the gate of my mansion."

King Zhou adjusted his appearance, and then sat at the head of the main hall. Yang Jian opened the door of the main hall and welcomed Jiang Ziya in himself.

Jiang Ziya hastily entered the door, unexpectedly looking up, His Majesty was also here.

"Uh... See Your Majesty." Jiang Ziya saluted and said hello.

King Zhou asked him expressionlessly: "Isn't Minister Jiang fighting in the south? Without the widow's will, who will allow you to return to Chaoge!"

Jiang Ziya said nervously: "Your Majesty, please allow Weichen to explain. Weichen's teacher passed down a decree, asking Weichen to build a high platform in Chaoge and hang a list of gods. Deng Jiugong sits in the south, and Nezha is the first officer. The victory is repeated and the battle is stable. , Weichen returned to Chaoge in a hurry, and wanted to discuss with nephew Yang Jian the matter of enshrining the gods. Weichen didn't dare to delay the business!"

King Zhou didn't have any good feelings for the list of gods. Who knows who is on the list, maybe even his own name!Tell me it's nonsense!

He asked, "Whose names are on the list of gods?"

Jiang Ziya said very positively: "There is no one's name on this list. Teacher Weichen said that no one is on the list, and those who have great courage, great virtuousness, and great wisdom can enter the list of gods after death, but it is up to them who will be named in the heavens in the future." We have to screen again."

Yang Jian nodded thoughtfully. This seems to be a little different from the last time he was granted the title of god. Last time, who was on the list of gods was already negotiated. It just depends on whose luck is bad and whether he can survive this calamity.

Jiang Ziya was under the order of Yuanshi Tianzun, and they tossed and tossed for so long just to become a god.It is imperative to build the Conferred God Platform in Chaoge, and King Zhou can't stop it.

King Zhou, who felt reasonable and reasonable, said: "Okay! Since you have obeyed the decree of Tianzun, I will grant you permission to stay in Chaoge Jianfeng God Altar. It's just that you leave your post without permission and leave the battlefield without permission. I will still punish you."

Jiang Ziya said honestly: "This minister made a mistake, and he is willing to be punished!"

King Zhou saw a wooden whip hanging from Jiang Ziya's waist, and there were many symbols on it, so he asked, "Minister Jiang, what is it hanging around your waist?"

Jiang Ziya took it off and held it up so that King Zhou could see it more clearly, "This is a magic whip given by the teacher. It is three feet six inches five cents long and has 21 knots, each of which has four talismans."

King Zhou nodded his head. Hearing that sounds very powerful!

He secretly thought: If only he could snatch it, it would be great!That way, he'd have the perfect sack set of sackcloth and baseball bat!