[Comprehensive Mythology] I don't want to have sex with you

King Zhou, who was forced to perm his head, had a deeper understanding of his own strength.He squatted behind a stone and asked Yang Jian: "What should we do now? Your stubborn little brother is really too wary!"

Yang Jian smiled and said, "I'll go talk to him!"

"Does my younger brother recognize you?"

Yang Jian said, "It doesn't matter if he doesn't recognize me, as long as he knows my master's name."

"Okay! Brother, go find him! I want to squat here...and look in the mirror..." King Zhou said sadly.

Yang Jian hid his figure and sneaked into the Xiqi barracks again. Lei Zhenzi learned how to form an army for a while, but Nangong Shi let him go back to rest when he saw that he really couldn't learn.

After Lei Zhenzi returned to his military tent, Yang Jian showed his figure.

Lei Zhenzi shook his hands, holding a golden stick in his hand, "Who are you?" Lei Zhenzi asked warily.

"I am Yang Jian, a disciple of the Master Yuding in the Jinxia Cave of Yuquan Mountain."

After hearing his name, Lei Zhenzi quickly put away the golden stick, "So it's Senior Brother Yang, please sit down."

Yang Jian and Lei Zhenzi sat down, and Lei Zhenzi poured Yang Jian a glass of water and handed it to him.

Yang Jian asked: "Shouldn't Junior Brother be practicing in Zhongnan Mountain? Why did you come to Xiqi and help Ji Fa fight?"

When this matter was mentioned, Lei Zhenzi showed a trace of distress on his grim face. "Speaking of this, it's all my fault for not being vigilant. I was practicing martial arts in the back mountain that day, and a Taoist riding a tiger came to the mountain. He asked me if I was Ji Chang's adopted son, and I said yes. He said my father had He died, and the second elder brother Ji Fa succeeded Xibohou. He also said that King Zhou was immoral, killed his wife and abandoned his sons, and killed many loyal ministers. My second elder brother led troops to defeat Zhou, but there are many heretics who are good at heresy in the Shang army. Scholars, making the process of defeating Zhou very difficult."

Yang Jian asked, "Isn't this man called Shen Gongbao?"

Lei Zhenzi nodded, "That's him! Brother Yang knew him too. I believed him after hearing what he said. It happened that Master was not in the cave, so I secretly came down the mountain with a weapon to help my second brother defeat Zhou."

Yang Jian said: "Junior brother is really confused, not to mention that Ji Fa's defeating the emperor is unreasonable, you go down the mountain privately like this, and when Master Yun Zhongzi returns to the cave, how should you explain to him?"

Lei Zhenzi lowered his head and said: "Senior brother Yang is very true, and I am regretting it too! Originally, I thought it was over to go down the mountain to help my second brother defeat the Yin Shang generals who defended the city. I didn't expect that the battle would not be over in three or two days. Now that Sishui Pass has not been captured, Second Brother won’t allow me to leave, but insists on training me to become a general to fight for him.”

Yang Jian is also helpless, Lei Zhenzi looks like a big and three rough, but in fact he is about the same age as Nezha.In the final analysis, I was still too young, too naive, and believed in the wrong people.

"Junior brother, it's not too late to make up for it. I observed it in the army. Ji Fa treats you well, but he just wants you to help him fight. He has no brotherhood towards you at all. Why do you stay and serve him? "

Lei Zhenzi drooped his head, and his huge wings hung limply behind his back. "Senior brother Yang said all this, I understand. But my father saved me when I was just born, and I didn't see him for the last time. Thinking about it is really unfilial. I think he was imprisoned by King Zhou and ate so much It’s hard, I want to stay and help my second brother attack Yin Shang, so I can do my best for my father.”

Yang Jian shook his head and sighed, "It's not wrong for you to want to be filial, but it's a big mistake to follow Ji Fa to attack Chaoge! King Zhou is now working hard to rule, and the people under him live and work in peace and contentment. Ji Fa leading troops to attack Yin Shang will only make the people of the world Falling into the flames of war and being displaced. Junior brother, do you still think he is doing the right thing?"

Lei Zhenzi raised his head and said to Yang Jian: "I don't know if it's right for the second brother to attack Chaoge, but I have already promised him to stay here, so I can't break my promise. Thank you brother for persuading me, I can't leave yet."

Lei Zhenzi is very obedient, and he is still a bit stubborn. Yang Jian persuaded him earnestly, but he just wanted to stay.

Persuasion did not work, and Yang Jian was afraid that King Zhou would be in a hurry, so he had no choice but to leave.

Back behind the big rock, Yang Jian saw that King Zhou was still looking in the mirror.

King Zhou tugged at his hair and asked, "Brother, has Lei Zhenzi returned to Mount Zhongnan?"

Yang Jian shook his head, and King Zhou asked, "Why? Didn't he listen to you when you came forward?"

Yang Jian sighed, "Lei Zhenzi is stubborn, he promised Ji Fa to stay, no matter how much I persuade him, he won't go with me."

King Zhou put away the mirror, "Hey! Let's go back to Chaoge first. I asked Jiang Ziya to come over and persuade him. He is a senior uncle after all. By the way, do you have a magic weapon to find someone? Just to be on the safe side, I think it’s still necessary to find Yun Neutron.”

Yang Jian dragged him to walk slowly on the mountain, "How can it be so simple? Shen Gongbao went to Zhongnan Mountain. It was such a coincidence that Master Yun Zhongzi was not at home. I think Master Yun Zhongzi may have figured something out and hid in advance." Go out. Want to find him? Difficult!"

King Zhou suddenly said, "So that's the case! Could it be that the second uncle couldn't bear my arrogance, so he sent someone to trouble me?"

Yang Jian sighed, "Who knows?"

The two returned to Chaoge, Yang Jian went to Jiang Ziya to discuss Lei Zhenzi's matter, King Zhou returned to the palace, and quickly sewed a hat on his head.

This little curly hair is very fashionable, but the ministers of the DPRK and China will definitely not accept it.Her hair was tied up in a bun, which could be covered by a hat, but the spring-like beard on her chin could not be hidden.

King Zhou couldn't help sighing while looking at the bronze mirror.I really can't blame Yang Jian!With the appearance of a greasy middle-aged man like King Zhou, he couldn't even kiss himself.Now that his hair is curly like New Zealand wool, brother Zhenjun won't like it anymore...

"Nephew Yang Jian, let me go! I must teach this Lei Zhenzi a lesson!"

Yang Jian said: "Master, please calm down, see His Majesty first!"

King Zhou opened the door of the palace and saw Jiang Ziya struggling to move forward, while Yang Jian tugged behind him.

"Minister Jiang, why are you making such a noise in front of the palace?"

Jiang Ziya saw that His Majesty had come out, and quickly turned around to salute, "See Your Majesty."

King Zhou clutched his chin, "Come in and talk."

After entering the palace, Jiang Ziya said angrily, "Your Majesty, this Lei Zhenzi is really abominable! He went down the mountain privately to help the traitor Ji Fa. Yang Jian and I kindly persuaded him to abandon the dark side and turn to the light. Who would have thought that he was obsessed with obsession and insisted on helping Ji Fa!" If nephew Yang Jian didn't stop me, I would have to use the magic whip to teach him a lesson!"

The old man got the magic whip, and his temper exploded!King Zhou hurriedly comforted him, "Okay, okay! Minister Jiang calmed down, I heard that Lei Zhenzi is not yet 15 years old, he is still a child! Look at Nezha, he is indeed very capable, but he is a little bit out of the way ! We are all grown ups and we have to be patient with these kids, they need to be guided."

Jiang Ziya sighed, "What Your Majesty said is that Nephew Yang Jian persuaded me in the same way. Now it seems that I can only find Senior Brother Yun Zhongzi quickly. Apart from him, Lei Zhenzi will not listen to other people's persuasion."

Yang Jian suddenly thought of someone, and he said, "Your Majesty, do you think Bo Yikao can persuade Lei Zhenzi?"

King Zhou said: "I don't know when we will find Yun Zhongzi, let Boyi Kao try to persuade him first! If it happens, we will save trouble."

Yang Jian said, "Then I'll take Bo Yi Kao to Sishui Pass."

King Zhou covered his beard with one hand, raised his other hand to stop him, "Wait! Bo Yi Kao is not suitable to appear at Sishui Pass, if people from Xiqi see it, it will be another trouble. And Lei Zhen Standing on Xiqi's side will greatly affect the battle situation, let's arrest Lei Zhenzi and lock him up in Chaoge first. In this way, the difficulties at the border can be resolved."

Jiang Ziya said: "Your Majesty, I also thought about capturing Lei Zhenzi alive. It's just...it's easy to defeat Lei Zhenzi, but it's still difficult to capture Lei Zhenzi alive."

King Zhou dragged his chin, and touched his chest secretly with the other hand, "I will send someone else to deal with the matter of capturing Lei Zhenzi alive. Minister Jiang, go back and continue building the Conferred God Altar! It won't work without you watching over there."

Jiang Ziya thanked King Zhou for his kindness and withdrew. Yang Jian asked, "Who else would you send to capture Lei Zhenzi alive besides me?"

King Zhou took out his precious cloth from his bosom, "Who else? Of course it is me!"

King Zhou and Yang Jian left Chaoge again, and they sneaked into the Xiqi barracks but did not find Lei Zhenzi.Then he ran to the mountain again, and sure enough, he found Lei Zhenzi near the big rock.

King Zhou sent a voice transmission to Yang Jian, "I'll take a sackcloth to cover him in a while, you hold him down for me, and then tie him tightly, we'll take him directly to Boyikao's mansion."

Yang Jian didn't quite agree, "Give me the cloth scarf! Lei Zhenzi's Fenglei Wings are quite powerful, I'm afraid you can't beat him."

Reluctantly, King Zhou handed the cloth to Yang Jian, who was about to hand it over to Yang Jian, but he snatched it back.

"No! I still want to try it myself!"

King Zhou jumped down from mid-air and shook off the cloth to cover Lei Zhenzi.Unfortunately, the south wind was blowing on the mountain, and King Zhou jumped down from the north, not paying attention to the direction of the wind. The cloth did not cover Lei Zhenzi, but covered himself first.

Lei Zhenzi was sitting on the boulder in a daze, looking at the sunset in the sky, quietly fascinated, he didn't expect that someone would sneak up on him from behind.

He jumped off the big rock, took out his golden stick and hit King Zhou.

Yang Jian jumped down from mid-air and drew out a three-pointed two-edged knife to block Lei Zhenzi's golden stick.

Lei Zhenzi recognized Yang Jian, they are all disciples of Chanjiao, Lei Zhenzi didn't dare to be cruel, he just asked: "Senior brother Yang! What are you doing!"

Yang Jian also didn't want to hurt Lei Zhenzi, "Lei Zhenzi, don't be obsessed with it! If you follow me back to Chaoge, forget about it. If you don't leave, you will definitely cause trouble in the future!"

Yang Jian's words were not a lie. The last time Yin Jiao and Yin Hong helped King Zhou attack Xiqi, both of them died in the end.They are the sons of King Zhou and they can't help King Zhou, let alone Lei Zhenzi, the adopted son?

Lei Zhenzi didn't know that Yang Jian was doing it for his own good, and he was furious when he heard Yang Jian's words.

"Senior Brother Yang, I only tolerated you when I was a senior brother. I didn't expect that you would come to arrest me for the sake of King Zhou!"

After finishing speaking, Lei Zhenzi flapped his wings, and a beam of thunder struck Yang Jian's head.

Yang Jian shattered the electric light with a single blow, and the anger in his heart also rose. Lei Zhenzi was really stubborn, since he refused to listen to his good words, he had no choice but to wake him up!

Yang Jian and Lei Zhenzi fought fiercely here, and King Zhou was anxious to see that he couldn't help.He was really self-willed just now, and he insisted on being brave. If he had given that piece of cloth to Yang Jian, Lei Zhenzi would have been captured long ago.

Lei Zhenzi slapped Yang Jian ruthlessly. Although Yang Jian was stronger than him, he still didn't want to hurt Lei Zhenzi, so the battle with Lei Zhenzi was tied for a while.

The movement of the two of them fighting was too loud, thunder and lightning, dust flying.King Zhou looked down the mountain, and someone from Xiqi's barracks had already come out to inquire here.

King Zhou bared his teeth and gave Yang Jian a wink. Yang Jian was smart and had a tacit understanding with him, so he immediately understood what King Zhou meant.

He raised his weapon, and King Zhou nodded while holding the cloth.Yang Jian raised the knife and chopped off Lei Zhenzi's head, but Lei Zhenzi dodged in a hurry.King Zhou stepped on the tip of the knife and jumped down, covering Lei Zhenzi's head all at once.

This cloth towel was a gift from Empress Nuwa. Lei Zhenzi's head was covered in the cloth as if he had drunk too much, and he wobbled and couldn't stand upright.

King Zhou laughed and said, "I've caught him, quickly tie him up with a rope!"

Yang Jian took a rope and tied Lei Zhenzi's hands and feet. Lei Zhenzi flapped his wings in a hurry, and several lightning bolts struck down, and King Zhou was struck by lightning again.

He yelled: "Brother! Hurry up and tie it up! My hair! Hurry up and save my hair!"

Yang Jian quickly tied up Lei Zhenzi's hands and feet, and King Zhou stepped back a few steps, heaving a sigh of relief.

King Zhou sighed, "Finally caught."

There was a clatter of thunder, and Lei Zhenzi flapped his wings and slashed King Zhou again.

"Damn! Why did you catch me and hack?" He rolled up his sleeves, and Guan Yang Jian asked for another rope.

"Let you chop me! Let you chop me!" The curly-haired King Zhou tied Lei Zhenzi's wings.

He waved to Yang Jian and said, "Go! Let's take this angry bird back to Chaoge!"