After reincarnation, the master is not allowed to become a spirit

The author has something to say: I posted an illustration on Weibo to explain that the difficult movements used by Master Jiu in this chapter are more effective when eaten together. Gao Haohahahahahaha [Laughing to death on the street.jpg

And the current body shape of Baibai and Maojiu can probably refer to Loulou and Duoduo hhhh

In vain taught Maojiu a profound truth: getting involved in the base is subtly influenced, and base is moistened silently. In the same way, the same is true for the shit-shoveling officer.

"..." Although I don't understand how there is an equal sign between being a base and a shit-shoveling officer, since I witnessed Miss Bai who was eaten to death for nothing, and the disgusted person who was disgusted by the shit-shoveling after experiencing malicious flirting In this tragedy, Mao Jiu unconsciously began to listen to Bai Bai's words.

It seems to make some sense... Why don't you just try what he said... Anyway, it won't be more embarrassing if it's like this... Mao Jiu dragged his chin and hesitated, and then remembered the thief who discussed in the morning about the deep communication between cats and people Heart plan—oh, I really don't want to use such a shameful name at all, did that fellow Bai Bai really do it on purpose?Mao Jiu vaguely realized that she had been tricked again.

Forget it, that's not the point, the point is how to subtly and silently lock up the shovel. After all, having a diehard cat slave is something to be proud of.Mao Jiu rubbed his hands, feeling very excited about the upcoming plan.

Bai Bai broke his fingers and Mao Jiu carefully analyzed the actual situation. Obviously, the status of the two families is completely different.Bai Bai made his debut as a soft and cute little sweet from the beginning, but Mao Jiu is used to being domineering, and Lin Luozhi is also used to being oppressed. It is no wonder that he is afraid when his character suddenly collapses overnight.

After stating the facts in vain, Barabala spread her paws and winked at Mao Jiu.

——So it’s all your own fault.

"..." Mao Jiulen, who has always paid the most attention to his image, squinted his mouth into one word, and his whole face was instantly widened.

——Okay, okay, I know you have a mouth, so what should you do, let's talk quickly.

When the vernacular came to his lips, he changed the subject again.

——What do you usually eat?

Cat Nine is inexplicable.

——Why are you asking this?

Bai Bai muttered again and waved his hands.

——Forget it, it doesn't look like a good thing... Miss Bai hid a bag of chicken breasts in the crack on the top of the cabinet, help me get it out and I'll tell you.

Cat Ninety was shocked: How did a good friendship and mutual assistance turn into a dirty food trade? ? ?He glanced at Miss Bai's house, where everything was expensive, and hesitated.

——Can you get it yourself if you want to eat?

Bai Bai confidently gestured at his majestic body shape.

——Do you think I can get it?

"..." Cat Nine: Damn, I know I'm fat enough to be so virtuous and still eat.He readily agreed, wanting to coax the other party first.

——Understood, I'll get it for you later, let's talk first.

Bai Bai pursed his lips tightly, squinted his eyes and sat in the corner with his arms folded, looking at him.Mao Jiu and her stared at each other for a full minute, but finally lost the battle and resignedly slipped in through the crack of the open balcony door.

I really made a huge sacrifice for my family to shovel shit.Not only was he ashamed, but he was also oppressed by the local dark and evil forces.Mao Jiu was full of sadness, and couldn't help touching tears that didn't exist.

After the matter is done, you must get it back twice as much from the shit shoveler.Mao Jiu silently made up his mind again.

Bai Bai adjusted a comfortable posture and sat down, crossed his legs and swayed against the wall, holding the chicken breast in his hands and gnawing happily, Mao Jiu felt that she was more mature than herself.After all, there is something to ask for, so Mao Jiu could only sit patiently and wait for her to eat, and even took time to glance in the direction of her home.

Before the shit shovel finds out... Hurry up!

"Hurp." Bai Bai finally ate and drank enough, and rubbed his belly in satisfaction.Mao Jiu's waiting finally came to an end, he rushed forward and asked without shame.

——Speak quickly.

After belching in vain, he finally opened his mouth.

——I analyzed it based on your description just now, and found that the most important problem between you and your shit shoveler is the lack of reasonable communication.Didn't you say that your shit shoveler doesn't go out often?I think this is a wonderful entry point. You can pretend that you want to go out and play, pull him together, and then unconsciously, subtly, and silently improve the relationship between you. I heard that friends turn into lovers. Is it an allusion?Pretty much that.

Mao Jiu didn't seem to realize that there was something wrong with the last sentence. His attention was all on the front, and he pondered for a while.

——You mean... let me walk the shovel?

He was angry in vain, with an expression of "what's wrong with me to try to reason with you mentally handicapped" on his face.She jumped up suddenly, and slapped Mao Jiu's forehead with a thud, her tone was so full of hatred.

——I've said so much, don't you understand?This is the problem.

Mao Jiu didn't expect that she would dare to make a move, she covered her forehead with a dazed expression, and forgot to fight back for a while.

He sneered in vain.

——Forget it, put away your condescension.Because of this, your shit shovel will form a conditioned reflex, and it will be taken for granted that you pay for it, and he will be flattered if you give him a little sweetness. If you continue like this, you will never be able to stand on an equal footing.You must remember that your current status is a pet, and pets enjoy the care of their owners. In return, they should be able to bring him happiness instead of just bossing him around.

"..." Mao Jiu still maintained the posture of covering his forehead, and did not respond except blinking.

——Think about it for yourself.

After leaving these words in vain, she turned her head and left. Soon, her sticky cry and a man's joyful response came from the room.Maojiu went home in a daze after listening to the joyful interaction.

For the first time, Mao Jiu felt that his EQ might really be negative.He quietly sneaked from the balcony back to the living room, and from the living room back to the room, silently staring at the thin figure, a strange sense of sadness suddenly surged into his heart.

Oh, it's him, it's him, it's him, the man who worked tirelessly and selflessly for this family.But I was so ignorant that I not only took his efforts for granted, but also caused trouble for him with my temper.

Cat Nine has never been so morally condemned for a moment as it is now.

Ah, my conscience hurts.

After Lin Luozhi finished typing another line, she felt that the part where her neck was connected to her shoulders was completely frozen.He slowly raised his arm like an old man, pressed his right hand on his left shoulder, and then switched to his left hand to press his right shoulder, three times to the left and three times to the right, the bones were twisted and cracked.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Lin Luozhi almost finished her rehabilitation in tears.After the end, he leaned back all of a sudden, leaning against the computer chair as if exhausted, and closed his eyes that were sore and swollen.He let out a breath, feeling that his spirit of working hard to earn money to support his family was really touching.

By the way, where is Mao Jiushang?Lin Luozhi closed her eyes and thought, although she wanted to see it, her whole body was so limp that she didn't even want to move a finger.Probably sleeping on the top of the bookcase again, forget it, I'll take a nap for a while, and call him when it's time to eat.Lin Luozhi struggled to no avail under a series of yawning attacks, and was just so confused.

In the dimness, there seemed to be a cool paw stuck to his face.Lin Luozhi yawned and turned his head to the side, and the paw followed suit, touching his face lightly as if stroking.Lin Luozhi couldn't wake up for a while, and didn't feel uncomfortable, so he simply let him go.

Mao Jiu had no sense of harassing the drowsy patient at all. Looking at the rolling eyeballs under Lin Luozhi's eyelids, Mao Jiu couldn't help but sighed lovingly: I think I understand what it means to be in vain.It's really hard for my family to shovel shit, should I show something in return?

Mao Jiu, who was eager to claim credit, thought about it, and quickly finalized the plan based on his experience of watching movies with the shit shoveler.He found that the claws were not very easy to use, so he moved to Lin Luozhi's shoulder, leaned up and licked along his eyelids from top to bottom, left to right.

In this way, the task of relieving eye fatigue is completed... Mao Jiu clapped his hands, recalling that Lin Luozhi had twisted his neck just now, which seemed to be a problem with the cervical spine.Then have another cervical spine massage hehehe.The non-professional masseuse went online, Mao Jiu rubbed his hands, licked his tongue, thinking about where to start.

Well, the skin looks the most tender here... so let's start here.Mao Jiu didn't feel that there was anything wrong with his picky behavior at all. He dug the hind paws into the sofa and fixed them, and then the whole cat slowly stretched until the front paws were stretched from Lin Luo. It passed over the shoulder and pressed it accurately on his collarbone.

massage!Mao Jiu gave himself a start order in his heart, then tensed his front paws, and began to operate mechanically.

Forward, push, backward, pull, forward, push, backward, pull... Maojiu is working hard, the whole cat stretches, shrinks, stretches, shrinks... I don't know Was it too tired? Lin Luozhi didn't wake up after being served so much, but just moved her waist a little, and then continued to sleep soundly.

Very good, it seems that this massage is very effective.Maojiu saw this miraculously, and then made persistent efforts, shifting the target to the side of the neck, retracting the paws, and flexing his fingers to pinch it one by one.Lin Luozhi didn't know whether it was uncomfortable or comfortable. Following the shaking rhythm, his head slowly turned to the side, and when it reached a certain critical point, it suddenly tilted down with a snap.

Cat Nine was caught off guard, and was so frightened that he jumped up on the spot, but forgot that his hind paws were still stuck in the chair. At that time, the whole cat stretched into a long strand, raised his hands high, flipped back, and slammed the back of his head on the back of the chair.

Wow, my head hurts so much.Mao Jiu hung on the chair in a low-waisted posture, swaying and shaking, feeling that there are little stars circling around in front of her eyes.He has never discovered the shortcomings of flexibility that is different from ordinary people, and now he has realized it.

So why do you have to bend down? Now I don't have the strength to climb back.Mao Jiu, who was passively suspended, had a look of lovelessness.

After such a commotion, Lin Luozhi finally woke up.He blinked, and subconsciously turned his head to the right, just touching Maojiu's soft belly.

"..." After spending three seconds figuring out the situation, Lin Luozhi jumped up in shock, "Cat Nine?!"

Mao Jiu, who was so violently moved that he bounced twice, silently raised his hand to cover his eyes.

This is really a shame to throw it in the kennel!