After reincarnation, the master is not allowed to become a spirit

Lin Luozhi just stood there, quietly looking down at Mao Jiu.

The cat hung limply on the back of the chair, like a sun-dried radish.He could feel two scorching eyes resting on his lower abdomen, then moving up and down like infrared rays, almost scanning his entire body.Mao Jiu felt that his balls were cold, and he couldn't help clamping his legs.

Can it be better!Have you ever seen a cat ball? Old rascal!

Lin Luozhi held her chin and inspected it for a long time: Hehehehehe... I really haven't seen it before.

I don't know if it's because the idiot's gaze is too powerful. Mao Jiu felt ashamed and wanted to laugh when he was stared at like this. His waist felt weak, and he turned over several times, but he didn't get up.Fortunately, his face was covered by thick fur, so Mao Jiu could only cover his eyes and continue to hang upside down, making a low purr from his throat, which was actually trying to suppress his laughter.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha to do, don't look at it hahahahahaha hahaha haha ​​haha ​​hahaha can't get up. Hahaha ... The cat nine clamping his legs and shaking up and down, trying to play yourself back and down Sway and sway with the chair.He twisted his waist slightly and tried to turn over, and at the same time, he thought in his heart that he couldn't see that I was smiling. I'm so smart. This is probably what humans call blindfolding hehehe.

However, it turns out that a really good shit shoveler will not be fooled by this poor cover-up technique.Lin Luozhi said why he always felt that there was something wrong there. He stared at his master's dark belly for a long time, and a thought that even he thought was absurd gradually came to him: Mao Jiu, is he... laughing?

Mao Jiu swayed his legs and moved little by little. He had already slid a lot down, and he was about to slide off the back of the chair successfully.He took a breath, tensed his waist carefully to find the balance point, and was about to jump back to the ground with persistent efforts, but a face that was infinitely magnified suddenly appeared in front of him.

The cat is [-] terrified.jpg: "..." Why do I have an ominous premonition?

Lin Luozhi observed carefully.jpg: "..." Mao Jiu was laughing, right?Are you laughing?

Mao Jiu said inwardly that it was not good, and no matter what the balance point was or was not balanced, she turned to the side and wanted to jump directly.However, the accumulated experience of sucking cats for many years made someone move much faster than him. When Lin Luozhi saw that he was about to escape, he shot in seconds, crossed his arms and pressed him back on the back of the chair.

"..." Maojiu, who prided herself on being very soft, felt that she might finally be shrugging.

For a moment, a certain ambiguous posture was formed between the person and the cat.Lin Luozhi's hand passed under Mao Jiu's arm, controlled him in his arms, then moved closer to look left and right, and asked almost mouth to mouth: "Mao Jiu, did you laugh just now?" ? Huh? Isn't it?"

If it weren't for the cat in question, Maojiu would have called 666 crazily. "Shocked! A certain man did such a thing to a cat after being single for many years!" Mao Jiu even imagined the glorious scene of being recruited into the UC Shock Department, but once the object was replaced by herself, it felt very funny.

Help the shit shovel!Uh, no, now it's just a shit-shoveling obsession...Wow, crying like a dog, who will save Ben Meow!

Since she can't count on others, Mao Jiu can only save herself.He found that he was only left with two little hairy legs dangling in mid-air, and he couldn't move anywhere else, so he had an idea, and used the inertia to swing to a greater extent, and then kicked Lin Luozhi's lower abdomen. superior.

presumptuous!Shit shoveler, let go of Master Jiu!

Lin Luo didn't let go of her hand, but raised her head, and the distance between her and Mao Jiu was instantly opened.Mao Jiu was overjoyed at first, but when he saw someone's burning eyes, he knew that something was wrong. It was full of "I have a bold idea" in capitals, bold and underlined.If it were in the comics, Mao Jiu would probably be trembling and dripping cold sweat.

Uh... It seems that some hidden switch has been accidentally triggered... Ahhhhhhhhhh! Dangerous!Don't lean in!

Lin Luo hugged Mao Jiu's waist with one hand, pinched his paw with the other, and buried her head directly in her chest.Mao Jiu struggled desperately and couldn't get away, but it made it easier for someone to continue to bury his stomach and neck.If it weren't for biting the hair on his mouth, Mao Jiu would have no doubt that his body would be completely soaked by prprprpr.

Talk about sucking cats!Are you eating cats!

"Hahahahahaha cat nine, how can you be so cute? Are you acting like a spoiled child? Hahahahaha!" Lin Luo looked like I would give you all my care, and grabbed cat nine and rubbed it to death, "haha Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Cat Nine! Cat Nine, have you suddenly awakened to Cat Nine recently! "

Who is acting like a baby? Hey!Cat Nine hangs limply between someone's claws, and can only push him with its claws, but it's useless, and it looks even weaker.He felt like a rag doll, and his face was so rubbed that he couldn't love it: Oh... this is really... a cat-suffocating operation Uh... I might have to...

When Lin Luozhi finally let go with satisfaction, Mao Jiu seemed powerless to resist.Several cat paw prints were thrown on his face, but he didn't seem to mind at all, he smirked for a while with Mao Jiu on his back, and wanted to get closer again.Maojiu learned how to behave this time. He greeted him with a paw while his hands were still moving, and then used the cat's liquid attributes to slip away from his arms. After landing, he immediately jumped to the farthest corner of the sofa, baring his teeth guardedly. look at him.

Lin Luozhi squatted down with a smile, resting her hands on her knees: "Mao Jiu, what were you doing just now?"

Mao Jiu stuck out her tongue and rolled her eyes at him.I said I just want to touch the bone at the back of your neck to see if you slept crookedly, do you believe me?

Lin Luozhi felt refreshed after inhaling the cat, and he was healed by Mao Jiu's last little action, and now he felt full of energy all over his body.He remembered that he hadn't finished coding tomorrow's update before falling asleep, so he reached out and pinched the back of his neck as he walked into the room: "Mao Jiu, play by yourself for a while, and I'll earn you food later."

When Mao Jiu saw his hand on his neck, he remembered the original purpose.Bai Bai's series of long-winded words reappeared in his mind, Mao Jiu hesitated for a moment, and when Lin Luozhi passed by the sofa, he jumped forward and hugged his thigh tightly.

"Huh? What's the matter, Mao Jiu?" Lin Luoyi was stunned, bent down and touched his head, "What do you want to say to me?"

I want to say nothing, but I can’t say it, are you sassy?Mao Jiu was a little anxious, he thought for a while, then simply jumped to the ground, hooked Lin Luozhi's trousers with his claws, and dragged him towards the door.

Don't stay at home anymore!go for a walk!By the way, it is really to enhance the relationship between us by the way!

Mao Jiu, who had just suffered a cat-sucking frenzy, didn't seem to realize how far the relationship between them had gone.

"Hey Maojiu, please be gentle, your pants will be torn." Lin Luozhi staggered and walked a few steps, but he had no choice but to pull Maojiu off.Mao Jiu dragged the man to the door and stopped. When he wanted to let go, he realized that his claws were embedded in the fabric and were hooked to death. , Little by little, the thread wrapped around the claws was pulled clean.

Mao Jiu flicked his tail in satisfaction, walked over with his head held high, stood up and patted the door.Lin Luozhi pointed to the doorknob, and said a question in an affirmative tone: "Do you want to go out?"

Maojiu nodded: "Meow~"

Ever since he discovered that his master possessed the p-map function, Lin Luozhi has firmly believed that Maojiu can understand human speech.He didn't care about the pair of pants with five holes hanging on them, and he habitually wanted to hug Maojiu when he opened the door: "Okay, anyway, today's task is done, where do you want to go?"

"Meow!" Mao Jiu didn't let him hug her, and jumped away when she saw her hand stretched out.Of course the one with the shovel has to go by himself, Mao Jiu thought for granted, went down two steps, turned around and found that Lin Luozhi hadn't followed, curled up his tail and ticked him, "Meow? "What are you still doing?gone.

Lin Luozhi locked the door and followed without being surprised. After all, his master is a mature cat, and it's normal to have his own opinions.Anyway, as long as you remember that what Mao Jiu said is correct, Lin Luozhi smiled, and followed downstairs happily.

Mao Jiu walked in front with her head held high, her tail flicking along with her steps, and she looked confident.But in fact, he didn't know where he was going and where he was going. After running to the shit-shoveling house, he slumped, ate, slept and played around every day, and only a small area nearby had a sense of familiarity.

Forget it and forget about it, you don’t need a destination for a walk. Take a step back and say, if you really lose your shit, can you find it?Thinking of this, Mao Jiu felt at ease. He completely followed his own temperament and ran to places with flowers, grass and insects.Lin Luozhi had no objection, and followed behind to pat up and down, without putting down the phone during the whole process.

Maojiu is very happy, feeling that he has done a great deed: Look!Isn't that a sport for a shit shoveler?It seems that my ninth master has a trick, hehehe.

At this time, it was close to noon, and it was almost time to eat. There were not many people on the street, but this did not mean that there was no one.Mao Jiu didn't know where she had gone. When she passed a certain path, she saw a few aunts sitting under a tree, chatting with each other while waving their fans.Seeing the two of them approaching, the aunts immediately stopped talking, and just glanced over here with scrutiny.

This look made Mao Jiu feel very uncomfortable.To say that this combination is quite eye-catching, a black cat with shiny fur is walking in front, followed by a person holding a mobile phone to follow the camera, not to mention that Lin Luozhi also chats with Mao Jiu from time to time, see It does seem out of place with the surroundings.Mao Jiu didn't want to stay here for long, so she meowed and jumped onto the curb, signaling Lin Luozhi to leave quickly.

The discussion sounded again behind him.

"This is the building next to the road? Is it surnamed Lin?"

"Yeah, it seems to be called Lin or something. My son met a friend once, and I heard that he was a novel writer. He didn't have a serious job, so he stayed at home every day and didn't go out. He didn't usually greet him very much. "

"No job? No job for such a grown-up man? What good can writing a novel do, tsk tsk tsk, really, young people nowadays..."

"Look at him, talking to a cat? Don't you have a problem here after squatting at home for a long time?"

"Shut up, you should be heard. But according to my opinion, is this kind of autism? I've heard people say..."

Lin Luozhi stopped taking pictures, and just stood there holding her phone with her head down, her lips turned white from being bitten.He hesitated for a while and didn't say anything, but Mao Jiu showed his paws first and exploded: Are you the one who shovels shit in my house and can chew your tongue casually!Hehe, if I don't teach you a lesson, do you really think Master Jiu is a vegetarian? !