After reincarnation, the master is not allowed to become a spirit

After some deliberation, Mao Jiu had to admit that there was some truth to what he said in vain.

Or, just try it?Anyway, it's my own people who shovel shit, so don't worry about being laughed at if you make a fool of yourself, uh...should...right?Mao Jiu looked up at the sky and made a difficult decision.

Lin Luozhi didn't know that his totally hopeless casual moji had caused such a big disturbance in Mao Jiu's heart, and even made him have a soul-deep conversation with the child from another family at the opposite door, so that the deep-rooted Thoughts were shaken.Lin Luozhi belongs to the kind of person who spends a day at a time, so even though Mao Jiu feels that his attitude is softening a little bit, he seems to be completely unaware. Cat slices suck cats, and the little days are still peaceful and carefree.

Very angry!Really angry!Mao Jiu felt that the sight of shoveling shit was no longer on him, otherwise why would he turn a blind eye to his obedience.After rubbing Lin Luozhi's ankle cryptically again but only getting a smiling pat, Mao Jiu finally decided to make a bigger move.

Fine!Since you have not yet awakened, let the sacrifice be more violent!

Coincidentally, Lin Luozhi forgot to lock the door when he went out that day, which just gave Mao Jiu a chance to carry out his plan.Long-term pain is worse than short-term pain, and the opportunity never comes again. Mao Jiuyi gritted his teeth and ran to the door to arrest people.

Lin Luozhi's life is actually very regular. Except for the occasional appointment by the editor, the rest of the time when he leaves the living area is to receive express delivery or replenish supplies.Maojiu just observed it. When he went downstairs, he only took his mobile phone, stepped on his flip flops and then swayed down. 90.00% Jiujiu was probably going to pick up the courier - which means that Maojiu has nothing left How much time for psychological construction, the moment of extreme excitement is coming soon.

Come on, there is nothing to be afraid of, they are all our own people.Mao Jiu was silently cheering herself up, but when she heard someone's approaching footsteps, she still lost her mind.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh what a shit-shoveling day so fast!Are you wearing prosthetic legs?No, I'm not ready yet!

Act now while your brain is hot, otherwise there will be no next time.Maojiu closed her eyes, her heart froze, she opened her mouth, took a deep breath, and rushed down the corridor.

"Meow~~~~" shovel ~poop~you~back~come~la~~~~

This incident teaches us that we must not talk lightly during exercise, otherwise it will become such a terrible effect.

Lin Luozhi didn't react at first, but subconsciously smiled when he heard the cat meowing.It took a while to realize that something was wrong. As the voice approached, his eyes gradually widened in disbelief.

Wait, wait a minute, this voice doesn't sound like Bai Bai, but rather... Cat Nine? !

After Lin Luozhi came up with this idea, he shook his head amusedly.How is it possible, Mao Jiu is so proud, how is it possible...

Then in the next second that familiar black figure appeared at the corner of the stairs, and rushed towards him regardless.

"!!" Lin Luozhi's body reacted before his brain. He threw the courier box with his backhand, squatted down and opened his arms towards Maojiu.With her eyes closed, Mao Jiu threw herself into his arms and kept on doing nothing. Before her courage was over, she grabbed Lin Luozhi's neckline with her paws and rubbed her head against his chest. , and at the same time called softly: "Meow~"

Lin Luozhi was stunned for a moment.Mao Jiu waited for a long time without responding, and was about to secretly open the slit to take a look, when the whole cat's face was pushed into someone's arms, and he almost suffocated to death on the spot: "Ah, ah, ah, Mao Jiu, Mao Jiu! Maojiu, Maojiu, how can you be so cute today, Maojiu!"

Let go... let go... I... you... this... crazy... Maojiu feels like he's going to suffocate every minute, and his arms are weakly pressed against Lin Luozhi's chest to push back, of course, This little strength is useless in front of someone who is crazy about cats.Just when Mao Jiu thought he was going to confess to being here, a pair of hands caught him under his armpit, and Lin Luozhi held his waist and pushed him far away, with disbelief written all over his face: "No, No, you are not Mao Jiu, Mao Jiu would not do such a thing. Tell me! Who are you! Where did you get my Mao Jiu?!"

Mao Jiu's long one was hanging in the air, his arms were stuck and he couldn't move. Although the hair on his face was so thick that he couldn't see it, he still felt his face was burning bit by bit. There was a feeling of being stripped naked Shame in front of people.

shame!Unprecedented shame!The lost cat was thrown into outer space!

This is the result of challenging the limit and breaking through myself. Maojiu is not only angry from embarrassment, but also has an unspeakable despair: So I am not suitable for being cute!It's normal for shit shovelers not to be close to me!I just can't do a little trick that can please people like Baibai in my life!I just have to be a loner cat for the rest of my life, what if no one wants me!

I don't want to serve you anymore.Mao Jiu thought in despair, struggling hard, trying to break free from the confinement of those hands.Lin Luozhi seemed to be awakened suddenly, and after realizing what he was doing, his eyes suddenly softened.Regardless of Mao Jiu's resistance, Lin Luozhi wrapped him in his arms again, scratched the back of his neck with his hand, first touched his ear with his lips, and then rubbed his cheek against his cheek: "I was wrong, I was wrong Okay, Mao Jiu, I knew it was you, but I couldn't believe it for a while, just kidding, don't be angry, don't be angry..."

"..." Mao Jiu was still stuck in a small mood and couldn't get out, but Lin Luozhi gave in first, and he was a little at a loss.Mao Jiu slowly relaxed the pressure, and gradually stopped moving, so stiffly stretched into a cat rock, letting Lin Luozhi hold him, touching and apologizing.

"Mao Jiu? Are you not angry?" Lin Luozhi felt that the master in his arms had settled down, so he carefully let go, and turned his head to observe Mao Jiu's reaction.He kept his hands on Mao Jiu's arms, as if he was afraid that he would run away if he didn't pay attention, so he couldn't be more cautious.

Mao Jiu sniffled, turned his head away from him, and vividly interpreted what it means to be awkward.

Angry, of course angry, but not with Lin Luozhi, but with himself.Mao Jiu felt very distressed. He originally wanted to try to act coquettishly to cultivate his relationship, but instead of scaring him, he even coaxed him for a long time. It would not be an exaggeration to say that he was completely messed up.

Why am I so useless, I can't do this little thing well.Maojiu unknowingly began to dig into the horns of the dead, and the more he got stuck in it, he couldn't extricate himself: he knew how to eat, eat, sleep and sleep all day long, but he couldn't remember the past, and he couldn't compete head-on with the hunter, enjoying pets. The treatment of cats has not fulfilled the duties of pet cats. Even Baibai has done better than me. What right do I have to be proud of? Really...

Mao Jiu's ears drooped after thinking about it, and the whole cat exuded an aura of despair, how could Lin Luozhi not feel it.He thought it was the reaction just now that hurt Mao Jiu—although it also accounted for part of the reason—he softened his tone and touched Mao Jiu's head and said softly: "Mao Jiu, don't be sad, I actually like you very much. It's just that I didn't expect it, I overreacted, don't mind. Don't think about it, let's go home, shall we?"

Otherwise what else.Mao Jiu didn't realize that he couldn't leave here now, he just felt uncomfortable, but he was really embarrassed to continue to make trouble when facing Lin Luozhi's loving eyes.After a moment of stalemate, he buried his head in the socket of Lin Luozhi's neck and rubbed it again, acquiescing.

"Let's go, let's go home." Lin Luo picked up the express box with one hand, and stood up with Mao Jiu's buttocks in the other.Mao Jiu didn't want to look at him and didn't dare to look at him, so she sat in his arms, put her hands on his shoulders, and watched the stairs turn back and forth.

Find a chance to chat with Bai Baiduo.Occasionally giving up some face for the sake of shoveling shit... It seems that it is not unbearable.

……

Maojiu sat on the balcony with a cold face, looking at the big white cat spread out on the cardboard box with a blank face, and laughed so hard that his round belly rose and fell like waves.Mao Jiu felt that the anger in his heart was rising little by little. At first, it was just a cluster of small flames, but now it can almost ignite the entire desert.

Can't bear it!Absolutely can't bear it!A soldier can be killed but not humiliated!Look at her schadenfreude!

Cat Nine furiously blew his hair, and bared his teeth as he paced towards the opposite side.

——Stop it for me!I'm here to discuss business with you, not to see you shaking your body!Bai, you are not finished yet!

Bai Bai's viciousness towards him is no longer surprising, and he hiccups from laughing.

——Hey... Whoops... I laughed so hard.No, I said cat nine, how did you have the courage to learn from me?Look at you, you are cold, hard and not cute, yet you can burp hahahahahaha... No wonder your shit shovel is scared to death hahahahaha...

Mao Jiu clenched her fists, already so ashamed and annoyed that she was about to breathe fire.

--shut up!It's not your bad idea!Otherwise, would I be so ashamed!

Bai Bai laughed so hard that he couldn't get up, spread out a big cat cake on the ground, and his belly shook from time to time.

——I asked you to be soft and please human beings, but I didn't ask you to copy my method.The ancients also knew to teach students in accordance with their aptitude, why is your elm brain not enlightened?

"..." Maojiu who suddenly heard a bunch of new terms: This one is called Baibai, it seems that he is not only good at eating, sleeping and acting like a baby, but he still has something in his mind.

For the first time, Mao Jiu put down his airs and asked humbly for advice.

— Then tell me, what should I do?

Bai Bai pinched his chin and fell into deep thought.

——Hmm... Your situation is a bit tricky... Call Teacher Bai to listen?

Mao Jiu couldn't believe that she could make such a shameless request, but in order to develop a friendly relationship between him and Shi Shovel, she still endured the humiliation and gritted her teeth.

——… Teacher Bai.

Bai Bai smiled instantly and turned into a cat sunflower.

--Why!Call again?

Mao Jiu couldn't bear it anymore, she got out from the gap in the railing, and jumped to the opposite side.

——I really thought I didn't dare to do anything to you?Say it!

Bai Bai looked startled, rolled around on the ground, sat up very numbly, and hooked his paw at Maojiu.

——Come closer to your ears, let me tell you, first do this...then do this...and finally do this...guaranteed to eat your family to death!Believe me!no problem!Seven days invalid refund!

Mao Jiu glanced at the swearing Bai Bai, although he always felt that there was something wrong with this statement, but somehow he believed it.

——Okay, I'll try, if it doesn't work, I'll beat you up.

Bai Bai slumped on the ground and waved his hands lazily, that was a winning ticket.

——Go, go, don't get ink with me.