After reincarnation, the master is not allowed to become a spirit

The courage to shovel shit is really getting bigger and bigger.This is the conclusion drawn by Maojiu's recent experience.

Ever since he witnessed the clinginess of the big white cat across the door, Lin Luozhi has made no secret of his envy, and has to say this several times every day——

When coming home:

"I'm back—" Lin Luozhi pushed the door open, put the box in his hand on the ground, and said while bending over to take off his shoes.Usually, Mao Jiu might not respond when he didn't come back for a long time, but now he just went downstairs to get a courier, so Mao Jiu didn't even bother to answer, laying on the bookcase and curling his tail lazily, it was regarded as a greeting .

As a result, Lin Luozhi began to sigh, depressed, but Mao Jiu could hear every word clearly, and said to himself: "Oh, when I came up, I saw Bai Bai ran down to wait for Miss Bai again, alas, why should I?" There is no such treatment..."

Cat Nine: "..." Oh!It's a pity that you are not the object of that clingy spirit acting like a baby!

When visiting Moments:

Lin Luozhi sank into the sofa, and it seemed that only his hands had bones left in his whole body, and his fingertips moved quickly on the screen.Mao Jiu was sitting on the back of the sofa behind him, washing his hands in circles with a serious expression on his face, but he was also shot in the end.

Lin Luozhi didn't know what he saw, and suddenly started laughing in a low voice.Mao Jiu's inner curiosity was aroused in an instant, but he had an expression of "what are you laughing at? I don't want to know. I'm not curious at all". Sure enough, Lin Luozhi couldn't sit still in the next second. The phone turned the screen to the back: "Mao Jiu, look at Baibai! So cute! I will nestle in Miss Bai's arms and play with her on the phone!"

Mao Jiu was taken aback for a moment, then frowned: You mean I'm not cute? !Let's go, let's go, let's go with that sticky coquettish slut outside!And when did you join that woman's circle of friends!

Lin Luozhi suddenly became depressed after laughing, holding the phone and shrank back thoughtfully: "Oh, Mao Jiu, you are so independent, why don't you kiss me once in a while, oh, I'm so sad..."

A small flower has exploded on the tip of Maojiu's tail: Give me a kiss!What a kiss!Are you disgusting?The meat is not nasty!

Then it got worse and worse, even when eating:

"Cat Jiu, come to eat—" Lin Luozhi poked his head out of the kitchen with a plate and called. Mao Jiu got up after smelling the smell of fish, yawned and stretched his waist.He walked gracefully to the kitchen, jumped on a chair and sat down in his exclusive seat. Just as he was about to eat a plate of steamed fish in front of him, he saw an extra pair of hands in his line of sight, Lin Luozhi holding a spoon The fish head was removed, and it was being brought to his mouth, trying to coax him to eat: "Mao Jiu, ah—"

"..." Mao Jiu closed her mouth tightly and remained motionless, staring at someone with indescribable eyes: Am I going back to life?Do you need someone to feed you for a meal?

Lin Luozhi's attempt failed, so she had to withdraw her hand with a dejected expression, and at the same time began to mutter: "Miss Bai said that when she eats for nothing, she has to let go of her hand to eat... Maojiu, you don't even want to do this... ...Do you despise Dad..."

Fuck you der daddy!Who gave you the courage to say that!Unbearable, Mao Jiu slapped his tail and jumped off the chair, turning around and leaving regardless of Lin Luozhi's affectionate call from behind.

Is it over?There is no way to pass this day!

Lin Luozhi also seemed to have finally realized how outrageous his behavior was, and he never yelled at him after that, but Maojiu didn't know if it was his own illusion, and he could always inadvertently see the difficult things in his eyes. The sadness that is hidden, once discovered, he will immediately turn his head away, with a forced smile on his face.

"..." Sitting on the balcony, Mao Jiu listened to the tiresome cat meowing from next door, and pinched her knuckles in her imagination: it is very necessary, it's time to find the one named Bai Bai Niu'er got into a fight.

Having said that, of course Mao Jiu would not really find a girl to fight.He just felt that he had to have a good talk with Bai Bai, otherwise he and his family's shit shovelers would be provoked to death by this girl sooner or later.

That Miss Bai didn't know how much ecstasy soup she had been fed, and she knew how to post it on her Moments every day, and all my shit shovelers were taken away.Mao Jiu, who was thinking this way, couldn't remember who the person was swiping the screen on Weibo.

It hurts to think about the drift away from the shit shovel.Mao Jiu scratched the fur on his chest silently, and thought again heavily.

So this afternoon, when Lin Luozhi was busy looking up information and codes in the room and didn't pay attention to him, Mao Jiu sneaked to the door.He shook his ears and listened to the door for a while, but he didn't hear anything, then leaned down and looked at the opposite side with one eye, and found that the door was closed, probably no one was there.Mao Jiu thought for a while, ran to the balcony on tiptoe, approached the edge and whispered to the opposite side: "Meow?"

--in vain?in vain?

Mao Jiu waited for a long time without any movement, and continued to bark without giving up.He just confirmed that the other party was at home, and after persistently shouting a dozen times, there was a lazy answer from the other side: "Meow——"

——It's noisy to death, so put your farts away.

At that time, Mao Jiu wished to record these words for the shit shoveler and Miss Bai to listen to: Look, look!This is your sweetheart with such a bad attitude!Such a vulgar word!It is simply unreasonable!However, when he thought of the meow meow that was recorded full screen, Mao Jiu gave up this idea, and continued to yell at the opposite side: "Meow!"

--come here!I have something to say!

Bai Bai sounded like humming and turning over.

——What's the matter, just tell me, if you can do it, you, a big old man, knows how to grind.

"..." Maojiu was very angry: As a decisive and resolute cat, being said that could be tantamount to insulting.

This girl is really difficult to deal with.Mao Jiu was determined once again to treat her properly.

——No, I have to say it face to face, come here quickly.

Mao Jiu thought that his intimidating tone must have played a role, so Bai Bai finally moved to the balcony step by step.A few boxes were piled up on the opposite wall. Mao Jiu didn't know what they were for at first, but she saw Bai Bai walking there, lifted her feet very skillfully, and then climbed up like a lady.Finally arrived at the destination, Bai Bai slammed up on the ground, gasped weakly and rolled his eyes.

——I'm exhausted, if there is nothing important, you will die.

"..." Maojiu, who witnessed all this with her own eyes: I have to lose weight during the holidays.And the Bai Bai I saw before who could run more than twenty steps of stairs tremblingly must be a fake Bai Bai.

Mao Jiu cleared his throat, thinking that this would create a more negotiating atmosphere.

——Ahem, actually, I came to you today because I have something very serious to talk about.

Bai Bai yawned absently.

--Say.

"..." Although the enemy's attitude is perfunctory, a true warrior will not be defeated by such a small difficulty.Mao Jiu seriously warned the other party, saying that his blood boiled.

—— From now on, don't make any intimate moves with Ms. Bai in front of my shoveling shit, and don't act like a baby all day long. Don't give Ms. Bai a chance to post to Moments every day, it's really useless.

To Mao Jiu's series of unreasonable requests, Bai Bai closed his eyes indifferently.

—Oh, why?

Just because my shit shoveling wants to use your standards to demand me all day long!Because of this, he envied Miss Bai!Just because I am very upset!Are these reasons enough!Mao Jiu pulled a long face and retorted unhappily in his heart, but Bai Bai, who had closed his eyes, suddenly opened a crack, and a wise light shot out from the crack.

——Is it because you are cold and hard and rejected?

... What kind of adjective is this!Maojiu feels that Maoge has been seriously violated.

--nonsense!What do you know!

Bai Bai lowered his shoulders and stretched.

- What do I know?I know how to please human beings, and I know how to use human resources to make my life more comfortable.You'll just point fingers like a master every day, I'm not scaring you, and if you just squeeze and don't give sugar, your shit shovel will get tired of you sooner or later.

Mao Jiu was stimulated by her pity eyes, and almost became angry from embarrassment.

--What do you know?My shit shoveler wouldn't do that!

Bai Bai seemed to have anticipated his reaction long ago.

--Oh, is it so.Dude, for the sake of the neighbors, I would like to advise you to put away your bad airs and soften your attitude, which will benefit everyone.

Mao Jiu bared her teeth angrily, not hiding his hostility.

—Stop rambling, you unprincipled parasite.

Bai Bai sneered indifferently.

— Aren't you?Just save yourself, each other each other.Don't talk nonsense with you, I heard Miss Bai came back.

Bai Bai turned around and jumped into the room from the balcony. The agility of her movements made it hard to believe that she was the one who gasped for breath just now.Maojiu soon heard the sound of scratching the door from the opposite side, as well as Baiying's footsteps approaching from far and near, and her joyful calling: "Baibai - you miss me again, don't you? So good! Don't worry, I'll open the door right away." , I bought you your favorite chicken breast today~"

"Meow~—" is a coquettish call in vain.

Maojiu listened to the very harmonious interaction on the other side, and found that she was actually... distracted by the set of fallacies she just heard.

"……"no!Can't!Master Jiu must not fall!You can't be confused with those coquettish sluts outside!Mao Jiu dug his paws on the wall, and was engaged in a fierce ideological struggle in his heart.Lin Luozhi came to shake his position again at this time. He glanced at the opposite door enviously while holding the door frame, then glanced at Mao Jiu helplessly, and then sighed: "Ah... Mao Jiu..." It was very meaningful, it goes without saying.

Mao Jiu couldn't control his strength all of a sudden, and a large piece of the wall was cut off in an instant: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!