The Husky and His White Cat Shizun

For the sake of completeness, before officially meeting the scroll demon, Elder Chen of Taobao Mountain Villa still asked Xue Meng to meet Chu Wanning who was wearing a phantom sachet, and see if there was any dissatisfaction. aesthetic.

But Xue Meng was still angry with Mei Hanxue, choking on his chest was so painful, when Chen Xuyuan bumped into him, Xue Meng rubbed his chest and said angrily: "Nonsense! What are you dissatisfied with! My master is always the best!"

Chen Xuyuan said: "Oh, Master Xue, he is your master, but he is not the master of the scroll demon."

He said again: "You have to set aside your own opinions and look at Grandmaster Chu again. You must know that the scroll demon will not bring personal feelings, so please look at Grandmaster Chu as a stranger again, and take a closer look at him. Not all of your requirements are met."

"Nonsense! I think the master is good everywhere, how can it be because of his own opinion?" Xue Meng's eyes widened, "I tell you, if the scroll of worry relief let me meet my master before, even if I don't know who he is, I will definitely think that he is the most outstanding person in the world, there is absolutely no difference!"

Xue Meng made it clear, but Chen Xuyuan still insisted: "No, no, let's test it, test it." Then he pushed Xue Meng to the room where Chu Wanning was.

However, Xue Meng was pushed outside the guest room, and when he looked up at the door, he froze immediately.

This, isn't this the room that Chu Wanning slept in when they stayed in Taobao Villa together? ! !

Xue Meng didn't know what Mo Ran and Chu Wanning were doing inside, so he went in rashly, so that Mo Ran had no choice but to hide in the depths of the bed curtain. Later, Xue Meng realized that Chu Wanning's eyes were full of water vapor at that time The thin red face is not because of fever, but because of...

stop!Forget the past! !

In order to avoid repeating the same mistakes, Xue Meng decided to let them know that he was coming this time, especially Mo Ran!He must never let Mo Ran do such shameless and absurd things again!no way!

So he began to walk back and forth at the door, coughing loudly on purpose, fearing that the movement would not be loud enough, he stamped his feet on the bluestone bricks vigorously.He jumps—spins—stomps...

The door creaked open.

Mo Ran was neatly dressed, standing tall and handsome at the door, looking at him like a ghost: "...what are you doing?"

Xue Meng is in the style of falling geese on the flat sand. He turned his head and opened his mouth when he heard the sound. ?"

The ink burned and smiled: "Oh, no, it's Xue Meng."

After finishing speaking, he lowered his voice, lowered his eyes and smiled and asked: "Come as long as you come, just knock on the door. Outside, coughing, stomping and walking around, we thought the yard was haunted. "

Xue Meng withdrew his screen-opening movement, and was about to take a sip at his cousin's handsome face, when he heard Chu Wanning in the room say: "Since the Lord is here, what are you blocking him for, let him come in. "

"..." Even though he knew that he succeeded as the head, Chu Wanning, as the elder Yuheng who was at the peak of death and life, should call himself the lord, but this call Xue Meng is just how heart-wrenching.

Mo Ran smiled and turned his tall and straight body: "Go in."

Xue Meng said in a bad mood: "I want to talk to my master about private matters, you go out."

"Oh... came to practice how to deal with the scroll demon?" Mo Ran was very generous, and he didn't care about Xue Meng, and said with a smile, "Elder Chen told us that it is indeed time to rehearse the rehearsal, so as to avoid any accidents. "

"Can there be any accidents." Xue Meng folded his arms and rolled his eyes, "Since the monster is learning from me, he should feel that the master is impeccable!"

"That's not necessarily true." Mo Ran had the same idea as Elder Chen. He patted Xue Meng's shoulder, "According to my opinion, you think he is impeccable because he is your master. If you had a blind date, It's not 'Leng Gong' who met, but Master, without knowing his identity, I think you will probably quarrel with him."

"You bullshit!"

Mo Ran didn't argue with him, turned his head with a smile, made way for him, and calmly went outside to wait.

Xue Meng entered the room, and before he could speak, he opened his eyes slightly——

Chu Wanning has already worn the phantom sachet, so in the eyes of Xue Meng at this time, standing next to the window is a tall, beautiful fairy in white.

Her skin is clear, like a lonely night, white as ice, not like the youth of the world.Her long neck protruded from the collar of her snowy white collar, and the candlelight cast a hazy shadow on her tight skin that seemed to be glowing, and fell on her full forehead, on her slender and slightly drooping eyelashes, and outlined the curved and soft bridge of her nose , and then to the lips as thin as adipone.

At the end, the lantern and candlelight shone with a dim yellow light on her Xiuya's chin, ending gently.

It turns out that Chu Wanning's heterosexual phantom is like this.

Xue Meng said: "Master, Master..."

"Ah."

Chu Wanning agreed, raised his hand and put down the long-handled silver spoon that fiddled with the candle, and turned around.

Originally, people with such appearance would make people feel extremely beautiful, but the fairy girl that Chu Wanning imagined has a majestic majesty and arrogance, especially the eyes under the long eyebrows, the outline is naturally charming, and the tip of the tail It also looks like a begonia covered with dew, showing a thin red, but the eyes are extremely sober and restrained.

Beauty is beauty, but she is a cold beauty, which is daunting.

Chu WanNing glanced at him: "It's ugly."

"..." Xue Meng said in a daze, "ah?"

"I'm afraid I will scare the scroll demon away." Chu Wanning said seriously.

Only then did Xue Meng react, and hurriedly said: "What? No, no, no! What's the matter? Looks good! Master is very good-looking!"

Chu Wanning has always been not very confident about her appearance.The beauties he has seen in these two lifetimes are like clouds, not to mention Mo Ran himself, Shi Mingjing, Song Qiutong, all of them are stunning in the world, Chu Wanning is very self-aware in his heart, knowing that he was born fierce and not approachable .

You can tell by Xue Meng's panicked look.

Only Mo Ran does not despise himself.

Chu WanNing shook his head and said to Xue Meng, "Sit down."

Xue Meng sat down at the table cautiously and obediently.

Chu Wanning also sat down opposite him, flicked his sleeves, poured two cups of tea, raised his eyes and said: "The appearance is not enough, but the character is good. Tell me about your requirements for the girl?"

In front of everyone in Taobao Villa before, Xue Meng eloquently listed more than [-] requirements.But when Chu Wanning asked, he couldn't help being dumb.

He is most concerned about his sensible appearance in front of Chu Wanning, asking him to raise conditions one by one in front of the master, and when it is over, Chu Wanning will act with the scroll monster according to his conditions, how can he be embarrassed?

So he muttered a bit, and finally said with a guilty conscience: "I, I don't have any demands. Just... just live, girl, that's fine."

Chu Wanning paused while drinking tea, and looked at him through the tea mist: "Yes."

"Yes, yes, to live a life, it's almost enough, there is no requirement."

"But how did I hear that?" Chu Wanning lightly raised her eyelids, "You have a lot of conditions?"

Xue Meng hurriedly raised his hand and swayed again and again: "No, no, no, there is something there. It's all because they didn't understand what I meant, and they were all talking nonsense."

"Then I don't need to be diligent to clean the house?"

Xue Meng immediately said: "How can I let you clean it, I like that I can't even wash my clothes!"

"I don't need to stand to see you out, but kneel to welcome you in?"

"Hi, I'm not from Dongying."

"You don't need to be respectful and demure, can you fight back when you beat me or scold you?"

"No! I like strong temper."

"...Don't you need to know how to cook?"

"Ten fingers must not touch Yang Chunshui!" Xue Meng said, "If you want to grab my spatula, I am in a hurry with you!"

Chu Wanning raised his eyebrows slightly: "I remember that you don't like cooking."

"New, new hobby." Xue Meng explained stutteringly, "I just fell in love with it recently."

Chu Wanning paused for a moment, and finally asked: "...So, don't you need elders to like it?"

"No, I can decide who I like!"

It took nearly half an hour for such a detailed questioning, and finally the conversation was successfully concluded, and Xue Meng left anxiously.When Mo Ran came in, he asked with great interest: "Wan Ning Wan Ning, how did you ask? Does he ask for more?"

Chu Wanning shook his head and said: "It's nothing harsh, it's a misunderstanding by others. In the past two years, Xue Meng has indeed become a lot more sensible. I am very relieved."

Ink burning: "..."

As a bad apprentice who often fooled his teacher in the past and lied all over his mouth in order not to be punished by his master.Mo Ran instinctively felt - why is it so wrong?He always felt that there seemed to be something tricky here, not that Xue Meng became sensible, but that the honest man Chu Wanning was fooled...

It is night Haishi.

The disciples of Taobao Mountain Villa came to report that the scroll monster had appeared in a Chu pavilion in the south of the city, and the flop wanted to see the best Qingling in that Chu pavilion.But all the women who had seen the scroll monster before had a big change in temperament, some with chest hair, some with chest hair, some with shrews, how could the madam want her Qingling to see him?

Fortunately, the monks from Taobao Mountain Villa arrived in time, and asked her to send a few people to drag the scroll demon, and then turned back to ask Grandmaster Chu to come out of the mountain.

"Then Qingling, we have already quietly picked her up from her room. Grandmaster Chu, I will trouble you next time. Be sure to spare a cup of tea, so that the drug can stun her!"

Chu Wan Ning Xin said, the scroll monster is transformed according to Xue Meng's preferences. Although this monster has a changeable personality, Xue Meng is a sensible and good boy anyway, so there is nothing difficult to deal with.

Facts have proved that Chu Wanning was very wrong.

His three apprentices, Mo Ran used to be duplicity, for fear that he could not restrain himself and went to the master's bed again, so he would pretend not to like him.

Shi Mo has always had ghosts in his heart, for fear that he will expose his purpose and show his feet, so he will pretend not to like him.

In fact, these two are people who really don't care about trivial matters such as whether he can cook or not.

Xue Meng is different from the above two, Xue Meng will pretend to like him.

Of course, this liking is not what the other likes. Of course, Xue Meng likes his master sincerely, but Xue Meng is the most unbearable of the three apprentices because of Chu Wanning's many habits. But in order to let the master praise himself, Xue Meng insisted Even with the scalp and conscience, you should say "Master is awesome!" "Master's clothes are so clean!" "Master's vegetables and tofu are delicious!".

But the scroll demon is different, it is equivalent to a Xue Meng who has removed his personal feelings for Chu Wanning.

So, that night, when Chu Wanning saw the scroll demon queen, the conversation between them was like this——

Scroll Demon: "Are you the best actor here?"

Chu Wanning: "Yes."

"Tsk, you don't look as good as me."

Chu Wanning: "..."

Sure enough, Xue Meng thinks so.

...Forget it, anyway, I really don't look good.But it doesn't matter, the character is good, he has rehearsed with Xue Meng before, there will be no difference.

So he asked indifferently: "Do you want to listen to the music?"

"I don't want to listen to it anymore. I hate listening to music, especially those melodious sounds from the Kunlun Snow Palace. It gives me a headache." The scroll demon threw a candied fruit into his mouth—it was probably scared by Jiang Xi before Yes, even though I yelled at me when I ran away, Jiang Xi will come back!But tonight it was still afraid of things, and it didn't change into Jiang Yechen's appearance.

It used Xue Meng's face tonight.

So Chu Wanning saw his most obedient apprentice, swaying his legs unscrupulously in front of him, eating candied fruit, and said arrogantly: "Hey, let's talk about life."

"can."

"Do you usually cook?"

"The only thing good at is copying hands."

"...Is there a mistake? It's useless."

Chu Wanning couldn't help but widen his eyes.

...Did he hear wrong?

Xue Meng thinks he is useless? ? ?

There must be something wrong, he didn't express his meaning well.

So Chu Wanning explained: "It's not that I can't do anything else, but I don't do it very well-I heard that you don't like to cook? Whoever grabs your spatula are you in a hurry?"

"Who said that? Nonsense!" The scroll said demonically, "A gentleman stays away from the kitchen, but I don't cook for a man!"

"...Isn't this your new hobby?"

"of course not!"

Chu Wanning: "..."

...OK, he got it.

It turns out that Xue Meng lied to him before!

Chu Wanning was silent for a moment, raised his eyebrows slightly, and gradually there was a gleam of coldness in his eyes. Very good, he would like to know how much truth Xue Meng has concealed from him?

In this way, their next conversation was even more confusing, and the smell of gunpowder became more and more intense.

Scroll demon: "Can you do laundry?"

"Soak it in water and let it dry."

"Wow! Dogs are cleaner than you!"

"..."

"Will you stand and see me out, and kneel down to welcome me in?"

"You are not from Dongying."

"Wow! Dogs are more virtuous than you!"

"..."

"Can you be submissive and demure, and not fight back when you beat me or scold you?"

"I think you might not be able to beat me."

"Wow! Dogs are gentler than you!"

"..."

"Can you please my parents and master?"

"I'm talking about feelings with you, not with your master."

"Wow! Dogs are smarter than you!"

"..."

"Do you mind if I practice martial arts for twelve hours every day, and I don't have time to talk with you?"

Chu Wanning was so angry that his face was slightly blue, and his face was sullen.

Xue Ziming... Xue Ziming! !I thought that this apprentice would never deceive him in any way. If he likes it, he likes it or doesn't like it. ! !

He gritted his back molars, and said in embarrassment: "There are only twelve hours in a day, don't you need to go to bed?"

Unexpectedly, this "Xue Meng" is actually more fierce than him: "When I go to bed, I just want to go to bed! Can you stop being so depressed! You have to be more active, right, be more sunny! Think more about husband and child, and don't always think about it when you have nothing to do." Go to bed, get pregnant, mother is more expensive than a child! Read less storybooks and read more recipes! Be an innocent and good wife!"

"…………"

There are too many points in these words. Chu Wanning was speechless for a while, but he couldn't say a word, and he was so angry that he wanted to vomit blood!He suppressed his anger, and stared fiercely at the scroll demon's face that belonged to Xue Meng with a pair of angry phoenix eyes.

After a while, her thin lips trembled slightly, and said angrily, "You..."

"What's wrong with me? I'm telling the truth. To be my wife, you must be upright and pure, and you can't always think about those ridiculous and obscene things. Hey, I don't think it's okay to be like you—— Look at you, you are lazy, you have a bad temper, you can't bear to be lonely, and you are dissatisfied with your desires." The scroll demon stood up with a look of disgust on his face, "Forget it, I heard people say that the Qingling girl in this building is virtuous and virtuous, It was all a lie.”

"..." Chu Wanning looked almost dizzy, and he was a teacher for three apprentices.Mo Qi had killed him, and Shi Mo had killed him with anger. He thought Xue Meng was the one who was the most worry-free, never annoying him.

I didn't expect a scroll demon to get all Xue Meng's truth out - all three are all there, and none of them are good things!

"I won't chat with you anymore." The scroll monster Xue Meng turned and left, "Goodbye!"

At this time, the real Xue Meng was hiding in a room next to Chu Pavilion with Mo Ran and others to listen to the movement.Elder Chen Xuyuan held up an hourglass and muttered: "Oh, it's almost here, Grandmaster Chu is worthy of being Grandmaster Chu, and it's almost time to fill a cup of tea, and the monster will be stunned, hehe—— "

Before the third "hey" could be said, a shocking sound of lightning and chopping suddenly erupted from the next door, accompanied by the scream of the scroll demon——

"Beat me!!! I'm going to die!!!"

And Chu Wanning's angry voice: "I hit you!"

"Wow! Help!!!"

A group of people turned pale with fright and hurriedly swarmed over. As soon as they pushed the door, they saw Chu Wanning holding the sky in the palm of Jin Guangyi, Liu Teng holding the scroll demon's neck, the monster's tongue stretched out and its eyes turned white, and it looked like it was about to rest. dish.Chen Xuyuan hurriedly rushed forward: "Oh, Grandmaster Chu, please calm down! Don't kill it! Once you kill it, everyone's information will be exposed!"

Chu Wanning's black brows stood up angrily, and said sharply: "So what! There is something shameful!"

Xue Meng hurriedly said: "Master..."

Unexpectedly, Chu Wanning didn't have a good temper with him, and said angrily: "Shut up Xue Ziming! After I clean it up, you will be the next one!"

Xue Meng: "???"

Master, Master, what's going on!Not only did they ignore him as the Lord, but they actually wanted to deal with him!

Xue Meng had mixed feelings in his heart. He didn't know if he was happy or panicked. He was happy because he hadn't been tempered by Master for a long time, but he felt very missed, and he was so panicked...

To make the current Chu Wanning say such harsh words to him, what the hell did the scroll monster say to his master! ! !

Seeing that the scroll demon was about to die, Mo Ran hurried over and grabbed his shoulder: "Wan Ning, let go of it first."

Chu Wanning's eyes are sharp, like a bayonet: "I will kill it first and then let it go!"

Mo Ran couldn't laugh or cry: "It's too late. Everyone's secrets have been leaked."

Chu Wanning said angrily: "I don't have any shady secrets. Do you have any?"

Mo Ran smiled and coaxed: "Of course I have, but sometimes the secret is not because I'm sorry and can't tell anyone, but I just don't want others to know."

Chu Wanning frowned: "What?"

"Well...for example..." Mo Ran lowered his head, lowered his eyes and whispered a few words in Chu Wanning's ear.

Xue Meng saw Mo Ran's long eyelashes standing still.There is a helpless smile and deep affection in the black eyes, and the lips are slightly opened and closed.When he finished speaking, Tianwen in Chu Wanning's hand suddenly took it back.

Chu Wanning said angrily: "You-"

Mo Ran seemed to be a little shy and smiled with his eyes down. He was undoubtedly handsome and mature, but the dimples on the side of his cheeks made him embellished with the youthfulness and innocence of a teenager.

Chu Wanning seemed to want to fight with him, but Mo Ran held his hand and said with a smile: "I'm sorry, I just asked the scroll, to tell the truth."

"..."

Then he lowered his head again, turned his face sideways, clasped Chu Wanning's fingers, and his warm breath was almost on Chu Wanning's ear.He said in a deep voice that only the two of them could hear: "But, I don't want others to know my favorite position in Wan Ning's bed with me."

It was originally a love story with heavy desire and strong love, but Mo Ran didn't know what the scroll monster said to Chu Wanning just now, so when Chu Wanning heard the last few words, it was like being stepped on by the tail, All of a sudden, he knocked his hand on Mo Ran's head, and reflexively said angrily: "What are you doing?! What are you doing! Can you not be so depressed! You have to be more active, right, be more sunny! Think about husband and son, it's okay Don't think about these messes all the time! Read less scripts and more recipes! Be an innocent and good wife!"

Everyone in Taobao Villa: "..."

Xue Meng: "..."

Ink burning: "???"

Only the scroll monster took advantage of the chaos and jumped up, shouting "Yes, yes, yes! You speak well! You have learned my essence! Congratulations!" He also shouted with a hideous face: "I, Xue Ziming, will definitely come back! Wahahahahaha!!!"

"..." At this moment, Xue Meng suddenly understood Jiang Xi's feeling of being so angry that he wanted to kill someone yesterday.

This monster is really cheap.

Really.