The Husky and His White Cat Shizun

Chu Wanning.Ink burns.Taobao Villa.

When these three names appeared in Xue Meng's heart together, it brought back a certain unbearable past - Ta Xianjun told him that Chu Wanning had slept with Mo Ran in Taobao Villa, or in front of him The face, the place separated by a curtain.

The trauma it caused him was too great.

If time can be turned back, he will definitely interrupt Ta Xianjun with a growl when he speaks the first word——

"Stop talking! I have a picture!!!"

However, the past cannot be turned back, and life must be faced.

In order to subdue the scroll demon, Xue Meng had to ask Elder Chen Xuyuan to write a letter to his master and his cousin, respectfully asking Master Chu to come out of the mountain to help.

Then they start waiting.

Nanping Mountain is on the bank of West Lake and is the closest to Taobao Villa.Even if you don't use the sword, walking down from the enchantment deep in the white clouds and wandering around to the villa will only take an hour or two.

But I don't know why, after the letter was sent, until the dawn of the sky, Chu Wanning and the others still did not respond.

Mei Hanxue is very smart, so she can naturally think of the reason.He looked at the sun, got up and said to everyone: "You guys should go to rest, I'm afraid there will be no news for the whole morning."

The disciples of Taobao Mountain Villa also kept watch all night. Hearing what he said, they didn't bother to delve into what he meant.

Only Xue Meng frowned and looked at him: "Why didn't you wait? My master will come soon, he never stays in bed."

Mei Hanxue smiled and said: "You still don't know much about your master."

"You nonsense! Don't I know him before you? If you don't believe me, come and bet with me?"

"Oh?" Seeing his unconvinced look, Mei Hanxue came to her spirits, like a bird: "What are you betting on? I remember that you didn't bring much silver when you went out. What do you have for gambling?"

"Who said I didn't bring it, you wait..." Xue Meng gritted his teeth and began to reach out and fumble in the money pocket.

Of course, it's not that he doesn't have money, it's just that his new successor has not been long. Although he looks like a dog in front of others, he still lacks experience after all.Elder Xuanji was worried that he would spend a lot of money, or be deceived by women with ulterior motives such as Hua Ruowei, so the elders carefully managed the financial accounts. Although Xue Meng was the head of the sect, he could only Get some pocket money from Xuanji.

And this month, ashamed to say, he had already spent most of his savings in order to go on a blind date with Jiang Xi.

And Jiang Xi looked down on him!The look in Jiang Xi's eyes when she was "Ruoying" obviously disliked him for being poor!

Not to mention going on a blind date with Ta Xianjun and those strange men and women... Xue Ziming, the arrogance of a generation, has been squeezed by these coquettish sluts to the point where he even has to count the straw paper in the latrine.

But for the sake of Chu Wanning's reputation, no matter how poor and tired he is, the head of Xue has to gamble!

The big deal is to halve the toilet paper!

So Mei Hanxue watched Xue Meng rummage through all the corners of his body, and took out a pile of fragments of copper plates, which were probably less than fifty pennies, and Xue Meng took 5000 billion with pride On the table, two small copper plates tumbled to the ground.

Mei Hanxue: "..."

"I bet my master will come after the breakfast time!" Xue Meng said firmly.

"...What if he didn't come?"

"These are all for you!"

Mei Hanxue looked at the pile of shabby copper coins, turned her head back, and said with a smile: "I heard that Grandmaster Chu once said that if you want to gamble, you can gamble big. Forget about these, why don't you just have something else?"

"What else?"

"Running naked in the street, performing arts in brothels."

Xue Meng: "??!!"

Mei Hanxue frowned: "What nonsense?"

Mei Hanxue covered her mouth with her hands, rolled her hands and couldn't help laughing: "Don't take it seriously, I am teasing him."

"Let me think about it again..." Mei Hanxue crossed her arms with her arms bent, "How about it...how about the loser just follow the other party's request and dress up like a girl?"

"..." Xue Meng frowned a little uncomfortably, "No, Mei Hanxue, did I force you to wear women's clothing before? May I ask why you can't pass this hurdle?"

This time it was Mei Hanxue and Mei Hanxue who stared at him unfathomably together, looking straight at Xue Meng's back, and stuttering: "What are you doing? I'm just joking, and I haven't done it before. I , I have always been an upright person, never bullied or bullied the weak..."

"Yes." Mei Hanxue said with a smile, "You are the best."

Xue Meng: "..."

Why do you always feel so ominous...

Facts have proved that Xue Meng's intuition is sometimes very accurate.

Xue Meng waited in hope until he was desperate, and finally waited until he was depressed. In the afternoon, he finally heard the report from his disciples outside the villa: "Master Chu, Master Mo has arrived——!"

Chu Wanning, with her hair tied up in jade crown and white clothes fluttering, still looks pure and cold, with the appearance of a celestial being, but for some reason, her eyes are thin and red, her complexion is uneasy, and there is even a hint of anger between her brows and eyes.And Mo Ran was a step away from his side, following helplessly and a little funny.

It turned out that Chu Wanning heard the spirit bird crowing outside Taobao Mountain Villa last night, worried about something urgent, and wanted to see it.But last night was Ta Xianjun's personality, and Ta Xianjun was too lazy to care about other people's things, so deep in love, how could he stop.A few times, Chu Wanning wanted to interrupt him, but at the beginning, he still coaxed him from stepping on Xianjun, saying, "It's coming soon." "Go and see when it's done."

As a result, the mouth of the ink burns, the ghost of the deceitful, everything is fast, and everything is finished, it is endless!Ma Yun's birds were screaming outside until they committed suicide, but the birds that stepped on Xianjun didn't seem to be tired at all.

In the end, Chu Wanning insisted on going out to see the situation. In his anger, Ta Xianjun tied the person directly to the pillar, and for the sake of Chu Wanning's heart, he fed some prescriptions that were not on the table.After such a fuss, Chunxiao is naturally charming, even if the personality switches back in the middle of the night, replaced by Mo Zongshi, seeing Chu Wanning's posture, he can't stop.

So until the next afternoon, when Chu Wanning woke up from his coma, he got the report from Taobao Mountain Villa and learned that the scroll demon was a disaster for Lin'an.

Such a delay is obviously caused by stepping on the fairy king, but there is no difference between Mo Zongshi's stepping on the fairy king. Tracing back to the source, it is naturally Mo Ran's own fault, so that Chu Wanning didn't want to talk to him all the way down the mountain , as long as he is a wood carving and clay sculpture.

"Master Chu, Master Mo!"

"Welcome Grandmaster Chu and Grandmaster Mo!"

Chu Wanning already knew the cause and effect of the scroll monster's troubles, so he entered the hall and saw Xue Meng. He wanted to train him to mess around, but Xue Meng's identity is not what it used to be, and he must always be sympathetic.

So Chu Wanning finally just frowned slightly and said, "How did you get into such a big disaster."

Xue Meng was originally full of complaints, but when he saw Chu Wanning, he was no longer unhappy, and quickly said: "Master, it is the scroll that learned from me, I didn't mean it..."

Mo Ran opened his eyes wide: "Xue Meng, after Impermanence Town left, you...why did you continue to play the worry-relieving scroll for so long?"

"Can't you?"

Mo Ran almost wanted to roll his eyes, because it was the "secret" of the two brothers, so he mouthed Xue Meng behind Chu Wanning: You fool!You come out to mess with flowers and grass, are you worthy of Sect Leader Jiang? You!

Xue Meng didn't know why: "Why don't you speak louder? Are you hoarse?"

Ink burning: "..."

Stupid him forget it! ! !

Disgusting is disgusting, Xue Meng's mess can't be ended, they will still help with all their strength.only--

"What?! You want Master to disguise himself as a woman!??"

Xue Meng said awkwardly: "I don't want to, or, or ask Gu Yueye to write a prescription, which says that this person is...for...for..."

He stole a glance at Chu Wanning's cold and stern face, "This person is a woman" can't be said even if he is killed.

The ink burns like the sky is about to collapse.How can he let Chu Wanning show himself in such a dress?This is just crazy!

But at the moment, this situation can't be broken. He looked at Xue Meng's hard-headedness and couldn't express it neatly. He was silent for a while, and finally said helplessly: "Change me."

Xue Meng looked up blankly.

The ink burned: "I will guard the scroll demon on his behalf."

"You? You want to dress up as a man?"

"No way."

Xue Meng: "...Brother, do you have any misunderstandings about yourself?"

The ink burned for a moment, a little sad, and turned to ask Chu Wanning: "Master, Xue Meng said that I don't look good."

There is a bit of inferiority in the words.

Chu WanNing knew that he wanted to talk to himself with his heart, and he was just acting like a baby in a different way, so he didn't bother to pay attention to him at all.He unhurriedly drank a cup of bamboo leaf green brewed in front of him, and then raised his eyes: "Why do you have to dress up, isn't there a solution for the ready-made one?"

People don't know why.

Chu Wanning turned his face slightly, and said to Mo Ran lightly: "Your Qiankun bag, take it here."

This is the first time since Chu Wanning went down the mountain that he spoke to himself, and Mo Ran couldn't help being very happy.But Chu Wanning's complexion was uneasy, and he didn't speak soft sentences, which made him a little lost. For a while, he felt like the kind of master who was scolded by his charming aunt while taking out his purse. I don't know whether to be happy or sad .

For a monk, the Qiankun bag means the treasury. Chu Wan would rather want Mo Weiyu's treasury, and there is nothing good to say about it, but Mo Weiyu can only hand it in no matter how sad he is.

Who made myself not a human being last night.

A circle of people watched Chu Wanning rummage in Mo Ran's Qiankun bag eagerly, wanting to see what the so-called "ready-made solution" is.

They feel that these masters are out of their minds. Jiang Ximen disguised himself as a woman to prescribe a prescription, and Chu Wanning didn’t know what surprises he would do—would it be to find ten night tour gods to pull a banner behind it, which read "Yuheng Beidou in the late night?" The fairy Chu Wanning is participating in "something like that?

Just thinking about it, I heard Chu Wanning frowned and said impatiently: "You put something in a mess in your Qiankun bag."

"..."

Mo Ran touched his nose unnaturally. He used to be very clean and tidy, and everything was placed well when he put it in the bag.But since all the souls returned to the body, his personality changed every three days, and the secret rivalry between the two personalities was also reflected in the universe.For example, under the personality of Ta Xianjun, he would secretly stuff some chili seeds into it, wishful thinking that he could grow chili peppers in Nanping Mountain, but when he became the personality of Master Mo, he would dump all the chili seeds again.

When Taxianjun's personality reappeared, he was naturally very angry. He thought that he was not living happily, and he would never let another self be happy, so he messed around with Qiankunsang and smashed all the toys collected by Master Mo , or go down the mountain to the pawnshop to get a discount, so that you can buy yourself beautiful clothes.

So can this Qiankun bag not be messed up?

Things are too complicated, all crowded together and hard to find, Chu Wanning lost a few things that got in the way on the table.Xue Meng stretched his head curiously.

""Diary of Gods and Demons"."

Mo Ran explained: "My book, I want to know more about the past of ancient gods and demons."

"Oh...not bad." Xue Meng continued to read, ""Zhao Ye Ji"."

"There are many fairy tales written on it. These predecessors have different reputations and reputations, but they all have their own aspirations and obsessions. The listed monarchs are like stars shining in the night, with different lights and darks, but each has its own brilliance. It was fun to read."

"...Unexpectedly, you are getting better and better." Xue Meng was a little surprised, "It's one thing after another."

Mo Ran smiled and said: "Master taught well."

Xue Meng went to the next book.

"Postpartum Care of Sows."

The ink-burning smile froze on his face.

In the end, the strong man broke his wrist and said resolutely: "... this is bought by Ta Xianjun, and it has nothing to do with me."

Xue Meng: "..."

Chu Wanning didn't care about it at first. Hearing what he said, he raised his eyes and asked: "Why buy this. We don't have this kind of animal in our family."

Mo Ran said: "I... he... is like this. Once he went down the mountain in disguise and saw someone in the village holding a livestock training competition. He was inexplicably confident for a while, so he ran to fight, but he was no better than the king at the entrance of the village. The veterinarian, I was so angry that I bought this book... Inspired to study hard, I will win the championship in one fell swoop in the coming year, and I will be ashamed..."

The more I said it, the more I felt ashamed. When I heard a little monk among the disciples of Taobao Villa couldn't help snickering, Mo Ran shut his mouth embarrassingly, and looked at Chu Wanning a little nervously.

Chu Wanning couldn't believe it: "Why are you going to participate in the...animal husbandry domestication competition?"

"Yes, there are prizes." Mo Ran blushed slightly, lowered his head and muttered, "I think...if I win...I can buy you the best clothes in Feiyunzhai."

Chu Wanning was speechless: "Feiyunzhai is close to Jiangdongtang. That Hua Ruowei sent someone to send a whole eight boxes of clothes and accessories before. You burned them without saying a word, and now you have to run to buy them yourself?"

"That's different." Mo Ran immediately displeased, "That girl looks at you wrongly. Don't think I can't see what she's thinking. Look at what she gave, the coat Hair crown, close-fitting clothes..." The more she talked, the darker her face became, "If Master wants to wear her clothes, she can't even even think about it!"

"..."

Chu Wanning heard him say this, his eyes didn't know whether it was helplessness or embarrassment, but the two thick black pools softened after all.He pursed his lips for the last time, and suddenly asked: "Mo Ran, is it you in the previous life or you in this life?"

"Of course it's me in this life." Mo Ran froze for a moment, "Why does Master ask that?"

"Look at you now." Chu Wanning finally had a faint smile in his eyes, "What is the difference from the previous life?"

He has always had a icy appearance and a dull expression, so this little smile cannot be seen by others.But for Mo Ran, even if there is a slight fluctuation between Chu Wanning's eyebrows and eyes, he can feel the clear changes like wind, rain and snow.Seeing that he didn't regenerate his own anger, Mo Ran couldn't help lowering his long eyelashes, lowering his eyes and laughing, with deep dimples on his cheeks.

What to say again, but Chu Wanning felt that it was too embarrassing to talk too much before, and turned his head again, unwilling to talk to him again.

But this kind of ignorance and the kind of ignorance when he came, obviously have different meanings, and Mo Ran just smiled, and stood obediently by the side without talking.

Chu Wanning finally found out what he was looking for from Qiankun's bag——

"Phantom sachet."

Holding the braid of the sachet with a long and well-proportioned hand, Chu Wanning said: "Sold together with the scroll of worry relief, it can make the user change according to the original appearance in the eyes of others without any real modification or disguise. .”

Everyone in Taobao Villa: "..."

Chu Wanning paused for a moment, almost unbelievable: "...No one thought of it?"

The makers of the worry-relieving scroll and the phantom sachet shook their heads in unison.I don't know who it is about riding a donkey to find a horse, but riding a donkey to find a donkey probably refers to these monks in Taobao Villa.

In this way, the matter of dressing up was finally solved, and everyone was relieved.It was already time for dinner, and they planned to go to the dining hall to fill their stomachs first, and then wait for the reappearance of the scroll demon tonight.

When going out one after another, Mei Hanxue suddenly came to Xue Meng's ear and whispered: "Xue Ziming."

Xue Meng is very alert to this guy: "Why?!"

Mei Hanxue still smiled and said: "I will tell you a secret."

Intuition tells Xue Meng that Mei Hanxue's secrets are usually better not to listen to.But curiosity still drove Xue Meng to speak: "What, what secret."

Mei Hanxue said gently: "That's... the method that Master Chu said... Actually, I also thought of it early in the morning."

Xue Meng was taken aback and stared back at him: "Then why didn't you say it earlier!"

"Because it wasn't Jiang Yechen who wanted to disguise himself as a woman before?" Mei Hanxue said with a smile, "I didn't tell him, but I wanted to make things difficult for him and make you happy."

"..." Xue Meng was ready to swear, but when he heard him say that, he mumbled twice dryly, but couldn't swear again.

Mei Hanxue smiled lightly: "Don't thank me yet?"

"Thank you for your size! What about after Jiang Xi left! Why didn't you say anything!"

"Oh, later..." Mei Hanxue paused for a moment, with affection in her blue eyes, she tapped her fingertips on her lips, and said with a smile, "I didn't tell you later, it was because I wanted to embarrass you, let me Be happy yourself."

Xue Meng: "???"

"By the way, I remind you that you lost the bet before, remember to fulfill the contract, I will wait."

"You are dreaming!!!" Xue Meng couldn't help but growl again, "You wait for a ghost! You want me to dress up as a woman?!! Next life you! Die this heart you!!! "

The sound of the voice made people around look sideways in shock, and they all knew what they didn't know before, and whispered: "Oh, Master Xue wants to dress up as a woman?"

"It seems that Master Xue refuses, and wants to renege on his promise."

"Poor Mr. Mei, who obviously won the bet, but still gets scolded by him."

"Oops..."

Xue Meng's face was getting greener and greener in the whispers, Mei Hanxue was quiet for a moment, and said with a smile: "So reluctant?"

"nonsense!"

"So stubborn." Mei Hanxue smiled, folded her arms and bumped into Mei Hanxue, "Brother, look at him. Is it fun?"

Mei Hanxue glanced at Xue Meng who was so angry that he turned into a puffer fish, and said lightly: "It's not fun. Don't let him dress up as a woman."

"Why? He's so hot."

Xue Meng: "You—! You—!"

"It's quite spicy." Mei Hanxue said expressionlessly, "Spicy eyes."

"???" Xue Meng is about to explode!

Mei Hanxue is more excessive than Mei Hanxue!Mei Hanxue just said he was hot, but Mei Hanxue actually said he had hot eyes! ! !

Xue Meng couldn't help bursting into anger, and shouted recklessly: "Mei Hanxue! Stop for me! Come back! Who do you say has hot eyes? Have you ever seen me in disguise? You just say that! You think I really dare not Pretend!! If you have the ability, let's compare who looks better!"

Mei Hanxue said with a smile: "Hey, you really want to—"

Mei Hanxue interrupted him before he finished speaking, and Mei Hanxue pulled Mei Hanxue's arm to stop his nonsense.Then turned back to Xue Meng and said: "Don't. According to what you just said, you should dress up as a woman in your next life."

"Damn!" Xue Meng came to his senses, pointed at Mei Hanxue, raised his eyebrows and said sharply, "When did I say that I will be willing in my next life?"

Mei Hanxue raised her eyebrows: "You said it yourself just now. In addition, please be your head in this life, don't be enchanting."

Xue Meng almost stuttered: "You, how dare you...you dare to...what do you say about me..."

"Yes. I dare." Mei Hanxue said, blinking her turquoise eyes indifferently, as if mocking and teasing, "Then it's settled. You owe us a bet."

"I'll wait for you in the next life, Miss Xue."

Xue Meng was stunned for a while, and when Mei Hanxue turned his head, he yelled: "Who owes you an appointment? What do you call me? Mei Hanxue! Don't go! I'll fucking kill you! Ah!! You stop for me!!!"