The Husky and His White Cat Shizun

Chapter 342 Fan Wai "Xue Meng's Blind Date Xue Meng Wins a Big Victory"

Since Chu Wanning also lost Maicheng in the confrontation with the scroll demon, it was no surprise that he was temporarily cursed into a white cat with a whole body like snow.

When the silver light dissipated, the white cat was sitting majesticly on the floor of the wing room, staring fiercely at everyone with its beautiful eyes slightly raised.

Even though they already knew that there would be such an effect after five days of failure, the onlookers still fell into panicky silence.

Ma Fangzhi the bee.

The fairy bird Jiang Yechen.

White cat Chu Wanning.

How is this going to be?Can the seven masters be summoned to summon Shennong?

Chu Wanning's eyes are more terrifying than Jiang Yechen's, probably because one of them is a cat and the other is a bird. Birds don't have too many expressions, but cats can look very angry.Mo Ran wanted to lean over and hug him with distress and love, but he saw his ears twitched, his white hair swelled, and his sharp canine teeth roared angrily:

"Ha meow—!"

A female disciple couldn't help exclaiming in a low voice: "It's so cute!"

"I even think that Grandmaster Mo deliberately let him lose and turn into a cat..."

When Chu Wanning heard this sentence, he suddenly opened his eyes, stared at Mo Ran fiercely, and made a low, threatening grunt.

Mo Ran hurriedly raised his hand and swore: "I'm not! I don't!"

Chu Wanning narrowed his eyes, hesitatingly raised the tip of his claws, as if he wanted to summon Tian Wen to interrogate him, but as he yelled, only a gentle golden light burst out from the snow-white round claws, matched with the white cat With a cool pink nose, it looks like this big white cat is raising its paws to play tricks on him.

Mo Ran only felt that his chest was hit by a slam, and he couldn't help but half kneeled on the ground to touch the snowball with fried hair, his eyes were bright: "Master..."

"Meow!!!"

What he got was a fierce scratch from Xue's paw, Mo Ran took a deep breath, and Chu Wanning jumped over Mo Ran's outstretched hand angrily - he and Jiang Yechen were as shameless as expected.

Jiang Yechen flew away immediately after turning into a fairy bird, and Chu Wanning planned to leave quickly after turning into a white cat.

Xue Meng felt sorry in his heart, and worried that Chu Wanning would not be able to fly, so he ran away like this. I am afraid that he could not run back to Nanping Mountain comprehensively, so he hurriedly stopped him.

"Master, please calm down first, if I find someone to send you off, that's also... ah!"

The white cat went down the mountain like a tiger, and slammed Xue Meng's hand away. Seeing that Xue Meng wanted to hug him, he bit the other's fingertips unceremoniously.

Xue Meng: "Master!"

Mo Ran: "Master!"

Well, now the two apprentices are all down, it's really fair.

After Chu Wanning finished the attack, he ran away without looking back, swept his big snow-white tail, and disappeared at the corner of Chu Pavilion, hiding his merit and fame.Xue Meng shook his hand that was bitten and was taking a breath, planning to say something, but Mo Ran had already got up and chased him out——

"Don't go home by yourself! What if you are caught and boiled into a dragon-tiger fight!"

Xue Meng also wanted to chase, but was stopped by Mei Hanxue.Xue Meng stared at him: "What are you doing?!"

"Can't you see that he is angry with you?" Mei Hanxue said, "Let Grandmaster Mo take care of it by himself. After five days, when he recovers, it won't be too late for you to go to Nanping Mountain to find him."

"You nonsense! Master likes me the most, how could he be angry with me!"

Mei Hanxue looked down at Xue Meng inscrutablely: "Are you sure that the mate selection requirements you told him are all true, and you didn't lie to him to win his praise?"

"..." Xue Meng suddenly felt guilty.

Mei Hanxue walked around with a smile, and leaned next to his brother: "Teach you not to be duplicity, but to tell the truth, did you cause trouble?"

Xue Meng wanted to argue, but he knew that he was wrong, and he said awkwardly for a long time: "I, I didn't mean it, then I really think that the master is fine..."

"I can forgive you, and I express my deep sympathy." Mei Hanxue patted him on the shoulder with a smile, "But now both Master Chu and Lord Jiang are dead, and no one can help."

Xue Meng had a premonition that a catastrophe was imminent, and looked up nervously.

He faced Mei Hanxue's glazed blue eyes, and Mei Hanxue smiled meaningfully: "Then only you will do it yourself, Master Xue."

Xue Meng was shocked: "Why me? Why not you!"

Mei Hanxue touched her nose and said with a smile: "Because the scroll demon's aesthetic preferences are changed according to you, and you have seen me disguised as a woman, and you don't seem to like it that much."

Xue Meng: "But I..."

"Or is it that you really like my appearance, but you're just ashamed to confess, but you've already lost your mind?"

Xue Meng's face turned green: "You are talking nonsense!"

Mei Hanxue laughed: "If you admit that you like my outfit, then I will clean up the scroll demon. If you don't like it, then you have to let yourself come - so do you choose to praise me or choose Catching monsters by yourself?"

This is an extremely difficult choice for Xue Meng, and it is not something that must be done to seduce the scroll demon. Anyway, Jiang Xi, Ma Yun, Chu Wanning has already done it all, and he is not ashamed to be the fourth.

But if he also fails and turns into a bird exactly like Jiang Xi, it will be suspicious, wouldn't he be caught by Mei Hanxue to pluck his hair for no reason?

Mei Hanxue wanted to see the entanglement in his heart, and grinned understandingly: "Is it better to praise me? Just say that Mei Lang is very beautiful, and I can help you."

Xue Meng was contradictory for a moment, staring at Mei Hanxue's smiling face, gritted his teeth and clenched his fist, and said: "Very beautiful? I think your kidney deficiency is almost the same! Mei Lang's kidney deficiency!!"

"..." Mei Hanxue sighed, "This is really obvious slander and slander."

After rejecting his invitation, Xue Meng said viciously again: "If you subdue the demon, you will subdue the demon. What is there to be afraid of! I don't believe that I can't handle myself! Just wait and see!"

After finishing speaking, he pushed away the Mei brothers who were standing in front of him, stomped hard on the creaking wooden stairs, and went downstairs angrily.

Xue Meng was killed and was unwilling to disguise himself as a woman, so his choice was the same as his master, wearing a phantom sachet.He took a deep breath, stood in front of the bronze mirror, and slowly opened his eyes with clenched fists.

In the mirror, it seemed to be the female version of himself he had seen in the wine-colored gourd back then.

How Xue Meng looked awkward, turned around twice.To be honest, he thinks that the person in the mirror is beautiful, but what is shown in his gestures is a foolishness - of course, he himself calls it a domineering spirit.According to this, when he sees the scroll demon, he may have to shut up and not speak, and act as a wooden sculpture and clay sculpture.

Otherwise, when he speaks and moves, according to his own aesthetics, he will never like such a girl.

Turning his head to look at his ears, suddenly another person's reflection appeared in the mirror.

Xue Meng immediately turned back: "What are you doing here?"

Mei Hanxue folded her arms, leaned tall and tall by the door, and said calmly: "Come and point out the maze. After all, if you also fail, this monster will be extremely difficult to subdue."

He is serious, Xue Meng is not happy, but there is no way to drive him away.In the end, he could only frown: "Are you okay?"

Mei Hanxue slightly raised her eyebrows: "Huh?"

Xue Meng asked: "Didn't you even touch the girl's hand?"

"...You have no right to say that about me."

Xue Meng said angrily: "I can't see it!"

Mei Hanxue said lightly: "I think it's troublesome."

After a pause, Mei Hanxue said indifferently again: "The most day, I rejected 73 female cultivators for Hanxue."

"..." Xue Meng was dumb for a while.

How many?

Mei Hanxue: "Try it with you?"

Xue Meng pursed his mouth twice dryly, unexpectedly for some reason he suddenly felt that Mei Hanxue was very miserable.

This man is very young, but he is forced to help his twin brother clean up the mess that doesn't belong to him all day long, so don't be mentally twisted.

Seeing that he was silent, Mei Hanxue walked into the bedroom and closed the door by the way.

"come over."

Xue Meng was alert: "What, what are you doing?"

If he didn't come over, Mei Hanxue walked over with her long legs, stopped at a distance that was too close and could give people a great sense of oppression, lowered her blue eyes, and her pale golden eyelashes were still move.

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"Teach you how to respond so that you won't be rejected by men." His eyes were narrow and provocative, and there was a trace of natural sarcasm in his natural indifference.

Xue Meng really hated his expression, and immediately raised his hand to punch him, but Mei Hanxue precisely grasped his wrist without even looking at it.

Xue Meng's eyes widened and he said angrily: "What are you doing? Get out!"

"It's absolutely impossible like this." Mei Hanxue said, as soon as he exerted force on his hand, his strength was great, and his movement was flashing and fast. Xue Meng was caught off guard and fell to the ground by him over his shoulder.

"I... rely!"

"Such vulgar words are absolutely unacceptable." Mei Hanxue approached, and stared at Xue Meng who fell to the ground with a flushed face in shock, "Get up, if you don't want to become a bird tomorrow night and be plucked by Hanxue -"

He paused, tugged at his tightly folded collar, and said calmly, as if preparing for the activity:

"One night, you were well trained by me."

Xue Meng stared at him in humiliation, his eyes were bloodshot.

Mei Hanxue didn't take it seriously, as if she couldn't see Xue Meng's anger, she stretched out her slender fingers and stretched them out to him: "Please, Master Xue."

The next day.

Chen Xuyuan of Taobao Mountain Villa once again made an appointment with the scroll demon, but the scroll demon was not very smart, so he went to the Hongmen banquet, but happily agreed again.

Xue Meng is very contemptuous of this: "Its wisdom is by no means inherited from me."

Mei Hanxue saw that he was going to go to Hualou in Dongshi to attend an appointment, and she smiled and went over to give Xue Meng a few words, but Xue Meng yelled angrily: "Don't come here! I'm angry when I see your face !"

After saying that, they took Taobao Villa and everyone left the villa in a mighty way. Liumei Hanxue stood there inexplicably, thinking, how did I offend him?

Xue Meng was still very unhappy when he was sitting alone in the furnished wing waiting for the scroll demon.He was picked on by Mei Hanxue all night yesterday, sometimes saying that he couldn't answer like this, and sometimes saying that his behavior like that was wrong.

After tossing and tossing for so long, in the end Mei Hanxue still said that he had no wisdom roots and could not master the so-called "not being rejected by men" conversation knack.

When it was almost dawn, Mei Hanxue simply said to him: "Forget it, don't learn it, if you really can't do it, you can boast when you see the scroll monster, even if you boast enough skills for a cup of tea."

Xue Meng lost his temper, and lay on the bed with an unbelievable face, dying: "Why didn't you say it earlier? Tortured me all night?"

Mei Hanxue glanced at Master Xue who was lying on the bed weakly, she didn't speak, and turned her eyes away lightly.

One side was recalling, while cursing Mei Hanxue was sick, the other side door creaked open.

Xue Meng tensed up all of a sudden——

He knew that the scroll demon had come.

Sure enough, a familiar yet unfamiliar figure appeared from behind the shadow of the Diaoqi Zhumen.The lights flickered, and Xue Meng saw "myself" striding into the room.

Then he waved his hand brilliantly to himself in a very untidy gesture: "It's a pleasure to meet you, little lady, Xue Meng Xue Ziming, I'm so polite!"

"........."

Xue Meng felt that it was a miracle that he did not commit murder.

Next is the chat with the scroll demon.Before this chat started, Xue Meng thought that he was fully prepared, and that he could make "self" very satisfied with the answers.

Soon after the conversation began, however, he realized how wrong he was.

Scroll Demon: "Do you usually do your own laundry?"

Xue Meng catered to its wishes: "Yes."

"But I don't think your hands look like washing clothes by yourself."

Xue Meng: "..."

Scroll demon: "Do you practice martial arts?"

"Yes... a little bit. It's not good for girls to fight and kill, but they can't be helpless."

"I'm talking about dancing, dancing, what do you think of a girl? You are not demure and gentle at all!"

Xue Meng: "..."

"Will you stand and see me out, and kneel down to welcome me in?"

Xue Meng looked at his face across the table, and he usually didn't feel like talking like this.But the position was reversed, and after comparing his heart with his heart, he suddenly felt that he really deserved a beating - standing to see him out, kneeling to welcome him in?Why doesn't he go to heaven?Do you really think that Fuxi descended to earth or Shennong came to this world?

But in order to make it happy, Xue Meng still bite the bullet and said: "There is nothing wrong with it."

"Your answer is unwilling, lacking in sincerity and enthusiasm."

"..."

"If you want to say it, of course I would!"

After such an answer, the scroll demon finally stood up before the hourglass was finished, and it said to Xue Meng: "I'm sorry, I don't think I want to talk to you anymore."

Xue Meng was shocked!

He answered everything according to his own mate selection requirements and the tricks Mei Hanxue taught him yesterday, why can't the chat go on?In desperation, he had a quick wit and remembered what Mei Hanxue said at the end, "Praise if you can't do it", so he hurriedly shouted: "Stop!!!"

The scroll demon was stunned, and turned around: "What are you doing?"

Xue Meng hurriedly adjusted his tone, endured the discomfort and forced a smile: "Then what... Master Xue, you are so handsome and unrestrained, you are so handsome, you can show off your wealth, you can't beat the enemy, but you can't be alone, so let me praise you ..."

It was too blunt.

Sure enough, flattering also requires talent.

Sure enough, the corner of the scroll demon's mouth twitched, and he said after a while: "No need. I admit that you are very good-looking, but it's not enough to make me fall in love at first sight. And I can see that you really want to cling to Gao Zhi and blindly cater to me, little one." Lady, you have to be sincere, I won't want a girl like you who came to approach me for the sake of wealth and status as the head's wife."

Xue Meng: "???"

"I hope you can realize as soon as possible that only true love is worth entrusting, and you should not be a superficial woman who is greedy, loves money and admires vanity. Goodbye!"

Xue Meng was choked with anger!What and what!

How can you talk to him like this!Too presumptuous!

Sure enough, he was under the tutelage of Chu Wan, Ningxue, and Jiang Yechen. Xue Meng was also a master who couldn't hold back his anger. When he was annoyed, he lost his mind suddenly, just like his master and his own father, and yelled loudly, Shattering the phantom sachet worn around his waist, he pulled out the dragon city and rushed towards the scroll demon.

The scroll demon turned pale with fright: "Ah! Killing again!"

"You are the one who killed! Where did you get so many requests!"

The scroll demon didn't forget to yell in haste: "You shrew! How can you yell at me because you can't ask for it! You, you, you—"

Dodging the knife, the lights trembled.

The scroll demon narrowly escaped, turned his head and was waiting to scold again, and suddenly saw Xue Meng's face restored to its original appearance after untying the sachet, and was suddenly speechless.

Xue Meng noticed something wrong with its eyes, and was instinctively alert, lest there be fraud, he retreated back with the knife, slashed the knife in front of his chest, raised his eyebrows and said sharply: "What are you doing!"

The scroll demon smacked his mouth twice, still in shock: "You, you, you are actually a man?"

"nonsense!"

Xue Meng was waiting to start again, but he heard it screaming in amazement: "It's still such a handsome, handsome, extraordinary and straightforward man!!!"

Xue Meng: "???"

The scroll demon's eyes lit up, and he looked up to the sky and shouted loudly: "Ah! Finally! I finally found true love!!!"

Xue Meng: "........."

"So the most narcissistic is Xue Ziming. In fact, as long as Xue Meng dances such a knife in front of the scroll monster, it will feel that there is Yan Ruyu in the world, and there is no need to spend a lot of time pretending to be a woman..."

After the matter was over, Elder Chen Xuyuan stood in the flower hall of Taobao Mountain Villa, watching Xue Meng talking to the owner of Ma Zhuang who had lifted the curse and restored his original form.

Ma Zhuangzhu was relieved of his urgent need, Xue Meng scolded him for what he was, he smiled, and didn't care at all that the basket of disasters was originally stabbed by Xue Meng.

"In the future, it is not allowed to sell this broken scroll that is a disaster for the people!" Xue Meng ended with such an angry sentence.

The owner of Ma Zhuang smiled and said: "Yes, yes! I don't want to become a little bee anymore. To be honest, I was terrified when I saw the head Jiang turned into a bird and Master Chu turned into a cat. They It can eat me. Don’t play, don’t play.”

Xue Meng rolled his eyes, and then reluctantly agreed not to pursue it.

As for the subdued scroll demon, Ma Yun cast a spell on it to refine it again, sealed it into a small wooden doll the size of a palm, and gave it to Xue Meng as a gift for subduing the demon.

Xue Meng originally didn't want to accept this little thing, because the little doll opened its mouth and said: "Master Xue is handsome, handsome and unparalleled!".In the past, this kind of words may hit Xue Meng's flattery ten rings, but Xue Mengfang still has sympathy for being robbed by the scroll demon. Hearing it praise him like this, he didn't feel so happy for a while.

He frowned and said, "Okay, okay, it's almost done, I don't like to listen to good things so much. No more, no more, this thing is not sincere at all."

The little doll became anxious when he heard that, and hurriedly said: "Xue Lang is so beautiful! Xue Lang is so beautiful!"

"Mrs. Wang is the most beautiful lady!"

"Grandmaster Chu is the most amazing!"

"..."

"Don't leave me blah blah blah, master Xue is beautiful, woo woo woo woo..."

Come on, the country is easy to change and the nature is hard to change. No matter how you say these words, it is still useful to hear Xue Meng's ears.So Xue Meng reluctantly took the puppet down, put it in the box and brought it back to the peak of life and death.

Before leaving, Mei Hanxue said with a smile: "Master Xue, I suddenly thought of asking... Are you satisfied with the Empress Dowager I played? If so, I suggest you give me a good review—"

"Criticize you!" Xue Meng interrupted him angrily, staring at him and Mei Hanxue and said, "I have written down the accounts of both of you! I will let Mingyuelou take care of you later!"

Mei Hanxue laughed out loud, and said softly, "I'm so scared."

Mei Hanxue said indifferently: "Master has been retreating recently, and I will take care of the head of the Snow Palace for the time being. You are welcome to come to Kunlun to file a complaint with the head of Xue Palace at any time. Welcome to Dajia."

Xue Meng stunned, and shouted: "Mei Hanxue—! You, you are shameless!—Is there anyone in Kunlun Snow Palace who can speak justice!!"

The morning sun hangs down like golden threads on a loom, shining on the pink walls and black tiles, and on the enchantment of Taobao Mountain Villa, where the black night cat totem flows, the noisy young people are on the body, and there are poor horses who raised their hands and couldn't laugh or cry. On the owner's face.

This period of small twists and turns in the comfortable world passed in this way.

A month later, the owner of Ma Zhuang announced who would get the big gift box for the Scroll of Worry event. Due to Xue Meng's obscenity, he took the guest Ma to operate in the dark and miserably awarded the gift box to the top ten guests." Wang Xiaoxue".Those gold, silver and jewels, blueprints and magical artifacts... were all carried back to the peak of death and life.

As for the five hundred out-of-print erotic pictures, they were cut off halfway by Ta Xianjun from Nanping Mountain.

——"Master said, give him these books, and he will forgive you for lying to him." Ta Xianjun shamelessly sent a message to Xue Meng.

And when Xue Meng, who was handling the official affairs of the faction in the Danxin Palace on the top of death and life, saw such a sound transmission paper crane, he punched the paper crane flat in annoyance.

"Don't be ashamed! How could Master want to read this kind of thing! Besides, Master has forgiven me a long time ago! He wrote me a letter more than ten days ago, Mo Ran you shameless dog. Sow discord in the middle!"

He was still angry after making such a fuss, and said to the little disciple standing under the hall: "You! Lead someone to Nanping Mountain, and bring back the five hundred rare books of pornography! Burn them all!"

"This..." The little disciple showed panic, and was troubled in his heart.

Head, that's Ta Xianjun!Seizing the yellow book from Ta Xianjun is tantamount to pulling a tooth out of a tiger's mouth. This is a life-threatening appointment!

Xue Meng glared at him: "What are you still doing! You can't let Mo Ran take that kind of shameless thing to entrap Elder Yuheng! Go!"

"..."

The little disciple had no choice but to go bitterly, while silently hoping in his heart that what he met was Grandmaster Mo, and maybe there was still a way out...

He pushed open the door, and the dazzling sunlight reflected on the newly repaired jade plaque in the Danxin Hall. The four characters "Danxin Kejian" on it were newly inscribed by Xue Meng. It has a crystal clear and gentle style.

The parting scars of the past are slowly healing, and the war has passed a year or two... The old people who stayed in this world have finally learned to laugh, quarrel, run-in, adapt, and silently miss.Youth gradually replaces oldness, vitality gradually replaces sadness, light replaces darkness, and stability replaces hesitation.

You see, no matter how long the darkness is, even the polar night will have its day.

Liveliness and laughter will continue to bloom.

Just like today.

——The end of "Blind Date of Xue Meng"——

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