The Husky and His White Cat Shizun

Jiang Xi led two rows of attendants in light blue uniforms into the room.

Today, he still has the same arrogant attitude that everyone in the world is sick, but I am the only one who is sober. He wears a long robe with a silver border and a light blue bottom that drags to the ground. She was wearing a light golden cloud gauze smock outside, with a streamer of light inside, dazzling in splendor.

He's always dressed like he's saying, "I'm rich, come grab me," but no one can grab him.

His handsome face seemed to say: "Do you want to sleep with me, I know you want to", but no one could sleep with him.

All everyone could do to him was to bow their heads in front of him, clasped their fists obediently and said, "Welcome to Master Jiang!"

Brother Mei Hanxue also said: "I have seen Lord Jiang."

Only Xue Meng was an exception, Xue Meng folded his arms, turned his head and snorted, not paying attention to Jiang Xi at all.

Everyone turned pale with shock—everyone can see how bad Jiang Xi's temper is. Did Xue Meng eat the bear's heart and leopard's courage?As a junior, he dared to contradict him so arrogantly!

For a while, they were all sweating for the head of Xue, thinking that he would not know whether he would be rewarded with a ten-foot-red red by Jiang Zunzhu or simply rewarded with a crane-topped red.

But who would have thought that Jiang Xi's eyes only paused for a moment on Xue Meng, and then moved away silently without saying anything.

"???"

Others were shocked, but Xue Meng didn't notice it.He was used to quarreling with Jiang Xi in the past, and provoking Jiang Xi was simply an instinct for him.Now that he was ignored, he couldn't help but widen his eyes, cleared his throat again, readjusted his movements, and "hummed" again in a more arrogant posture.

Jiang Xi ignored him at all and didn't talk nonsense.His gaze wandered around the room, and finally fell on Elder Chen. He asked, "Where's Ma Fangzhi?"

Before Elder Chen answered, Xue Meng snorted angrily again.

Elder Chen: "..."

This time Jiang Xi finally turned her misty almond eyes, and looked at him indifferently: "Do you have rhinitis?"

Xue Meng choked and said anxiously: "I, I..."

"If you have rhinitis, just snort again, I have medicine."

Xue Meng: "You, you..."

Jiang Xi said calmly: "There is also a cure for stuttering. The medicine will cure the disease, and the old and the young will not be deceived."

The disciples of Taobao Villa were stunned!

Why can someone "hum" to Jiang Xi three times in a row, not only not to be killed by the rod, but also to receive meticulous care from the head of Jiang Xi?Hush and warm care?Sincere questioning?

Even Mei Hanxue looked back and forth between Xue Meng and Jiang Xi thoughtfully, her pale golden eyebrows furrowed slightly, and the furrows deepened.

A female disciple of the Empress Dowager who watched the excitement and didn't think it was a big deal was whispering outside the flower hall, and couldn't restrain her excited chirping.Shouhou A: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Head Jiang is so spoiled! The rumors are true! "The Overbearing Immortal Venerable's Little Wife"!"

Shouhou B: "You're talking nonsense! It's obviously "Those Years I Sleeped with the Immortal"!"

Shou Hou Bing: "You are all blind! Didn't you see Mei Xianchang's expression! Mei Xianchang is unhappy! I sincerely recommend you to read "Shuangmei Xizhu" sold by Dongshi Tea Tree Mushroom Bookstore! "

After the birthday, Jia and Yi said angrily: "Don't call Master Xue a pig!"

The excitement here was not heard by the person involved.Xue Meng was dizzy with Jiang Xi's anger, and was about to attack, but was stopped by Mei Hanxue.

Xue Meng's eyes widened in shock: "What are you doing? How did you help him?!"

Mei Hanxue smiled and held his face: "Your face is green, sit down and drink some black tea, neutralize it..."

"You let me go!"

Jiang Xi glanced at the two of them lightly.

In the eyes of outsiders, Jiang Yechen is the number one lord in the cultivation world, with a high position and authority, and no matter how up-and-coming Xue Meng is, he can't match Gu Yueye's little finger.Anyone with a discerning eye could see that Mei was helping Xue Ziming in this persuasion, and he didn't want Xue Meng to suffer Gu Yueye's hatred for nothing.

Only Xue Meng was blind, and he couldn't see Mei Hanxue's good intentions. Jiang Xi shook his head in his heart and turned his eyes away from the two noisy juniors.

With a sullen face, he asked Chen Xuyuan not so kindly: "I've been here for a long time, why hasn't Ma Fangzhi come out to meet the guests?"

Elder Chen was frightened by Jiang Xi's eyes, and suddenly felt a sense of death being crushed head-on by 5000 billion gold.He hastily explained: "No, no, no! Our owner didn't mean to neglect you! It's because he is seriously ill..."

Jiang Xi was still not kind, and he waved his sleeves and said, "Oh? What kind of illness is it? Can't go to the ground?"

"No, it's not...the sect leader was enchanted by a demon, he...he turned into a blessed butterfly and flew away!"

"..."

Jiang Xi and all the monks who came on a lonely moon night fell silent.

After a while, Jiang Xi's anger almost became real. He squinted his eyes, his thin lips were almost full of anger, and said extremely mockingly: "Elder Chen. Have you watched "The Legend of the Harem Fragrant Concubine" too much?"

Chen Xuyuan was so frightened by Jiang Xi's stare that his head was almost retracted into his neck. He thought that Jiang Zunzhu might throw him into the alchemy furnace to grind him into medicinal powder in a fit of anger, so his mind was spinning rapidly and wanted to say something What shortened the distance with Jiang Zunzhu made Jiang Zunzhu open the net to keep people under the knife.

So he was nervous and afraid and shouted in a flash of inspiration: "Master Jiang, don't kill me! Seeing that we have both watched "The Legend of the Harem Fragrant Concubine"! Please spare me!!"

"..." The whole hall fell into silence.The law does not blame the public, and those monks who did not find the blind spots in Jiang Xi's words before showed a look of sudden understanding without fear of death.

Yes, if Jiang Xi hadn't read this book, how did he know that turning into a butterfly and flying away was the plot in it?

Immediately, someone thought of Lord Jiang holding a book with a serious face in his spare time, and there were five big characters "Biography of the Harem Fragrant Concubine" written on the book.

……Can not bear to look.

Some people even whispered: "It turns out that Zunzhu Jiang's reading taste is like this..."

"I didn't expect it, people can't judge by their appearance."

Jiang Xi's expression was extremely ugly, he grabbed Chen Xuyuan's collar, stared at him for a moment, then suddenly pushed Elder Chen away, and grimly said a few words from his thin lips: "... pulled out his tongue. immediately."

Gu Yue Ye Dog Leg: "Yes!"

"Ahhh!" Chen Xuyuan screamed, "Master! Help!! Help!!! Help me!!!"

At this time of crisis, the little bee on the teapot bravely flew out, buzzing towards Jiang Yechen, and circled left and right, trying to stop this cruel act.

Jiang Xi frowned impatiently: "Kill this fly for me too."

Gu Yue Ye Dog Leg: "Yes!"

Finally, Xue Meng couldn't stand the waywardness of his cheap old man. He waved away Mei Hanxue who was standing in front of him, and shouted to Jiang Xi: "Jiang Yechen! Stop yelling and killing!"

Pointing at the little bee, he said, "This is the pick-up horse you're looking for!! If you don't believe me, ask him to dance for you!"

Jiang Xi flicked his sleeves, and the silver-blue robe sleeves were shining. He suppressed his anger and said to Xue Meng: "What nonsense are you talking about?"

"Who is talking nonsense?" Xue Meng turned his head to look at the pick-up horse, "Quick, jump one. If you don't jump, you will die."

"Om..." The little bee landed miserably on the table in order to survive, and began to flap its wings to the left and right, and then spun up and closed its eyes.

Jiang Xi: "..."

"Believe it now!" Xue Meng said unhappily, "Others asked you to save their lives, but you came to kill people, think of a way!"

Jiang Xi stared at the bee in silence for a moment, then turned to look at Chen Xuyuan: "...you said it was a butterfly?"

Chen Xuyuan clutched the throat that had just been loosened, coughed, tremblingly: "Yes, yes."

"...Come here. Treat his eyes."

Chen Xuyuan: "Huh?"

Jiang Xi flicked his sleeves with a bang, and said to the entourage with a dark face: "See the doctor again for the owner of Ma Zhuang."

Gu Yue Ye Dog Leg: "Yes!"

After some busy work, Gu Yueye's disciple made a diagnosis for Ma Zhuangzhu: Ma Zhuangzhu was indeed influenced by the special magic power of the scroll demon, thus turning into a hardworking and brave little bee.But this mana didn't last long, after five days, he would recover his human form on his own, and he could play his favorite plan again.

"Ah..." After hearing this, Elder Chen Xuyuan asked nervously, holding his eye medicine, "Will we have to wait five days? Can't we prescribe the medicine directly to the owner?"

"Can prescribe medicine. But it's pointless."

"why?"

Jiang Xi: "It takes six days to refine medicine."

"..."

There is no other way, Ma Zhuangzhu can only temporarily be aggrieved as a little bee for five days.After the diagnosis, Jiang Xi's business is over, but he has no intention of leaving.

He said to Xue Meng: "Let you not touch the magic weapon made by Ma Fangzhi, you don't listen. Now you are in trouble."

Xue Meng stared at him with arms folded: "You want to control?!"

Jiang Xi said indifferently: "I really have to take care of this matter."

"You!" Xue Meng said angrily, "Jiang Yechen! Do you just want to be uncomfortable with me?! If I say you don't need to take care of my affairs, you don't need to take care of me! Hurry up and walk around, don't disturb the way the head is doing !"

Jiang Xi lowered her eyelashes almost mockingly, and glanced at him: "Who wants to take care of your business. I said I would take care of it because the scroll demon is in Lin'an everywhere and can't seek beauties, and it broke into my Lonely Moon Night boundary yesterday. It disturbed me clean, otherwise you thought I would appear here?"

The dog legs beside Jiang Xi also added for their head: "Yes, yes! This matter really needs to be done by Jiang Zunzhu, don't you know... Last night, it turned into the appearance of Jiang's head , slept seven or eight famous prostitutes in the Fengyue Field in Yangzhou City, and even promised to seal them as the head of Gu Yueye, the second wife, the third wife... until the eighth lady!"

Xue Meng: "..."

Dog leg: "The head of the house went out this morning, and was caught off guard by this group of women. They surrounded him and acted like a baby, and they called him Mrs. Gong in front of all the people in Yangzhou. Wow, head Xue, you didn't see that, and head Jiang was so angry Yo, my face was—”

Jiang Xishen interrupted: "Have you finished?"

The retinue was scolded by Jiang Xi and shrank his neck in fright.

Mei Hanxue couldn't help drooping her eyelashes and laughing low, and was noticed by Jiang Xi. Jiang Xi's eyes were frosty, staring at Mei Hanxue for a moment, then turning her eyes back to Xue Meng: "In short, I will settle this matter , you don't have to worry about it."

When Chen Xuyuan heard that Jiang Xi planned to eliminate the demon by himself, he couldn't help but turn pale with shock, and hurriedly said: "Jiang, Lord Jiang! You must not surrender violently! It will leak the private information of the whole cultivation world!"

According to Jiang Xi's original plan, he was indeed planning to send an invitation to the scroll essence tonight, and when it came, he would be stunned by the medicine powder and smashed into pieces.

But hearing what he said, Jiang Xi couldn't help but frowned: "What private messages, isn't it just some chat content?"

"Where is the end?" Chen Xuyuan said, "Every monk has conducted a question and answer when he first used the worry-relieving scroll. Once the scroll is broken, all these contents will be made public." After a pause, he carefully reminded Jiang Xi, "Jiang Xi Master, you... If you have used the Worry Relief Scroll, then you should have done this question and answer too."

The nobleman forgot things so much, Jiang Xi tilted his head and thought for a while before recalling that there was such a thing.

At that time, the scroll did ask him a lot of very personal and perverted questions——

"Do you have someone you like?"

"Why not?"

"Do you have children?"

"Why is there?"

"Excuse me, are you pregnant by accident?"

"Why do you insist on giving birth if you don't like children?"

"Has your husband abandoned you?"

"Xianjun Xianjun, please don't curse people here, the scroll is just expressing love and concern for you. In addition, in view of your situation, here I recommend you to buy the sunset red magic weapon of Taobao Villa, and I will do this for you every week The Lonely Mother recommended three to five outstanding Lonely Monarchs, I wish you a happy second married life as soon as possible."

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Great, he remembered all those unpleasant experiences.

Jiang Xi's face is not worried, it's ok.He thought that even if he was killed, he would never allow the content of these questions and answers to be made public.

Just as he was gloomily resting his palms on his hands and silently thinking about how to subdue this demon in another way, he heard Mei Hanxue politely say: "Master Jiang, after all, you have a high position and authority, and you are an elder. It was me and Master Xue who provoked it again, let the two of us resolve it gently, you are not suitable for this."

Jiang Xi didn't quite understand what he meant by "gentle solution", but hearing that he was "not suitable", he couldn't help but raised his almond eyes and looked at Mei Hanxue: "What are your plans."

Mei Hanxue said with a smile: "Just like the owner of the horse, he intends to disguise himself as a woman to lure him into the bait."

"..."

Although he didn't quite understand why young people are so coquettish, but it's nothing to do with himself, Jiang Yechen swept Mei Hanxue back and forth, and was about to say that it's very good, then you should work hard and leave the table.I heard Mei Hanxue add another sentence with a smile: "It's not difficult to put on makeup for Master Xue."

Jiang Xi opened his eyes wide.

Xue Meng also opened his eyes wide at once, his expression was exactly the same as that of Jiang Xi.He was shocked: "What?! You want me to pretend to be a woman to seduce that scroll demon?!"

Mei Hanxue confessed with a smile: "Yes."

Xue Meng said angrily: "Why not yourself!!"

"The three of us together, there is always one that suits it, and—"

Before he finished speaking, Jiang Xi interrupted him with a gloomy face: "Stop arguing. It sounds like I have a headache."

The Mei brothers and Xue Meng looked back at him together.

Jiang Xi's temperament seems to be frighteningly cold, his face is as cold as ice, he glanced at Xue Meng, then turned his head, and said coldly to Mei Hanxue: "...he can't. This matter, I come."