The Husky and His White Cat Shizun

Although Jiang Xi voluntarily stopped the job, in fact, no one believed that Jiang Xi had any skills in dressing up as a woman.

People even suspect that Jiang Xi's impression of "female" is probably only literal.But when Elder Chen cautiously ran to him and asked him: "Master Jiang, you...do you know what girls generally have that are different from you?", Jiang Xi replied indifferently: "I know."

"Ah..." Elder Chen was very surprised, "I thought you had never had any contact with any woman..."

Jiang Xi said indifferently, "Who said that?"

Xue Meng, who was on the side, was shocked when he heard what he said, thinking that he was going to use Mrs. Wang as an example, and hurriedly wanted to stand up and stop him.But I heard Jiang Xi say next:

"If a man of eight feet is lost, the skin and flesh are here, and it can be measured and obtained from the outside, and his death can be dissected and viewed."

Elder Chen was confused: "...What do you mean?"

"Oh, what our sect leader said." Gu Yueye dogleg replied, "He has dissected the female corpse."

"..."

Excuse me, the Medicine Sect is too scary.

Elder Chen stuttered for a long time before he said tremblingly: "Then, Master Jiang thought, after thinking about it, he knows the characteristics of the girls very well?"

Jiang Xi glanced at him indifferently, and showed his in-depth understanding of the person he disguised with a blank face: "Slender bones, fine voice, rich sebum, curvy body, with special parts such as genitals and womb."

Dead silence.

Jiang Xi looked down at him confidently and indifferently, paused, and said: "I wrote a book called "A Lonely Moon Night Woman Uses Thousand Gold Prescriptions", with drawings attached to the book. If you are curious, I can lend you a look."

Mei Hanxue: "Pfft!"

Xue Meng: "..."

Mei Hanxue: "..."

After a while, Elder Chen held his forehead and patted his head. He thought that such a cold-blooded flower would be used to pretend to be a magnificent beauty to deceive the scroll demon, so he couldn't help but moaned: "It's over, it's all over... "

From Jiang Yechen's understanding, how should he act as a nun?

Do you dissect yourself yourself? !

That night.

Taobao Mountain Villa is brightly lit with candles and wind chimes jingle.

Jiang Yechen had already finished his preparations, and sat alone in the wing room waiting.According to Ma Yun's idea of ​​catching monsters, the head of Jiang also lit the incense in the room, and the men dressed as women waited for the scroll monster to come to the door. As long as the monster can voluntarily stay in the house for a cup of tea, then their plan If it succeeds, the scroll demon will definitely lose his will, and if he can have love for the sow, they will be able to take the opportunity to subdue it gently.

Of course, the post inviting it here was written by someone else, because Venerable Jiang himself couldn't write at all, so after thinking about it for a long time, he wrote a strong and fierce "come", which is daunting.Fortunately, the post-shou disciples of Taobao Mountain Villa are best at soft-spoken words, and they quickly re-wrote a letter of love and yearning for the head of Jiang, which relieved the urgent need.

At this moment, the disciples of the villa are all hiding in the dark.Xue Meng was also watching in the grass, and he asked Mei Hanxue in a low voice with some uncertainty: "Is there anything wrong? Jiang Xi can really tell the difference between the makeup? Does he really know how to disguise himself as a woman?"

Mei Hanxue replied without consolation: "I see Xuan."

"..."

Feeling even more uneasy, Xue Meng swallowed his saliva and said with difficulty: "Why don't I go and see him, I—"

Just as the cat's waist was about to get out, Mei Hanxue grabbed it and pressed it down: "Shut up."

Said and motioned Xue Meng to look at the corridor, whispered: "It is here."

Under the moonlight, the scroll demon was wearing a cloak, probably deliberately imitating the skills of the Snow Palace, and there were petals and butterflies around it.This monster wanders around the courtyard, although the hood can't see the face, but the way it walks is not very smart.

The bamboo flute sounded faintly from Jiang Xi's guest room. After listening to the sound for a while, the scroll monster probably felt that this person played the flute well, and it would be better, so he walked to the door with satisfaction and knocked lightly twice The next door: "My lady, I got an invitation, and I'm here to pay a special visit. Can I bother you?"

After knocking twice, Jiang Xi ignored it. Seeing that the door was ajar, it stopped being polite and said, "If my lady doesn't mind, then I will come in."

Jiang Xi still didn't answer, but Xue Meng suddenly whispered: "Why is this voice so familiar?"

On the other side, the scroll demon had pushed the door open and entered the room, and the sound of the flute finally stopped.Although Xue Meng felt uneasy in his heart, he still thought, hey, anyway, as long as Jiang Yechen can wait for a cup of tea, if he doesn't go away after a cup of tea, he will be fascinated by the incense in the room Distraught, then they can drop it in one fell swoop—

Before I finished thinking about it, I heard a loud bang!

Xue Meng was shocked and said: "What's going on?! It's only a blink of an eye! Jiang Yechen's dressing up as a woman won't make him vomit!!"

Under the stunned gaze of the crowd, the scroll demon rose into the air accompanied by the knocked wooden door, the kicked over table and the light of martial arts coming out of the box.This time it did not make a "vomit" sound, but a scream of "ah", and then fell from the air with a bang to the ground under everyone's gaze.

Everyone: "..."

"Hey..." the scroll demon wailed miserably, "It hurts, it hurts...it hurts..."

At the same time, Jiang Yechen came out with a sword in a murderous spirit.Mei Hanxue opened her eyes wide, blinked twice, then turned her head and asked Mei Hanxue: "Am I blind? Where did he pretend to be a woman?"

"You're not blind." Mei Hanxue looked at Jiang Yechen expressionlessly, "He's not pretending."

Xue Meng said: "He played it!"

Mei Hanxue: "...?"

Mei Hanxue: "???"

"...Where did you pretend?"

Xue Meng pointed to Jiang Xi's wrist: "Look, he wears a white jade bracelet. Only women wear it."

The Mei brothers all fell silent.After a while, Mei Hanxue said indifferently: "I think you are probably no different from Jiang Yechen. I think the difference between other people's makeup is whether they have red lips."

Xue Meng was stunned for a while, and said blankly: "...Isn't it?"

Mei Hanxue: "..."

They were talking here, and in the yard over there, Jiang Xi didn't know what had happened with the scroll demon before, his brows were bristling with anger, and Shenwu Xuehuang was flowing silver light in his hands, buzzing and buzzing.He picked up the scroll monster that was paralyzed on the ground, and the monster shouted: "Ah! Great beauty! Great beauty! How can you be so tyrannical? How can you bear to face such a pretty face like mine?" hands!"

Jiang Xi said angrily: "You are courting death!"

"You're killing people! It's unreasonable!"

Under the battle between a man and a demon, the scroll spirit's cloak slipped off, revealing the face inside——

The surrounding audience were speechless.

This scroll demon really deserves to be beaten to death, it actually has Jiang Xi's face on it!

I also want to know, probably last night it turned into Jiang Xi's appearance and was a prostitute in Yangzhou. It was quite popular.

It also bumped into Jiang Xi's body.

But because it was not very smart, it didn't realize that it was Jiang Yechen himself who was molesting.So I was in the room just now, and I want to know what kind of things Jiang Xi has experienced——

He was probably watching "myself" enter the room with a smile, flirtatiously scratching my head, calling "little lady~" softly and tactfully, and maybe even flamboyantly being winked at by "myself".

... No wonder Jiang Xi is so angry, no one would be angry.

Seeing that Jiang Xi was really furious and wanted to rectify the scroll monster on the spot, the disciples of Taobao Villa who were ambushing around rushed out one after another, trying to persuade him in a hurry.

"Master Jiang! Don't be impulsive!"

"Once you hit it, all the secrets will be leaked!"

"Calm down, Master Jiang!!!"

The scroll monster looked stupid, but it escaped very nimbly and quickly. Seeing that the situation was not good, it immediately got up in the chaos, turned around and slid into the night as if flying.

While running, he got into the drama and yelled loudly: "I, Gu Yueye, Jiang Yechen will come back! Wahahahaha!!"

"..." Jiang Xi's handsome nose seemed to be crooked.

He shouted angrily: "The wicked beast is presumptuous!"

I'm afraid he has never seen "myself" running away with his head in his arms!I dare not even think about it!

The scroll demon probably felt that shouting was not exciting enough, so he imitated the echo and shouted from a distance: "I, Gu Yueye, Jiang Yechen will come back—will come back—come back—come—"

"you wanna die!"

All the disciples coaxed: "Sect Leader Jiang -"

Jiang Xi: "How dare you try with my face!"

All the disciples persuaded: "Zunzhu Jiang, Zunzhu——"

Jiang Xi said angrily: "I'll let you suffer from epilepsy, drenching syndrome, viscera, epistaxis, decapsulation, decapsulation, wind, tuberculosis, and diaphragm—" The latter part of the medicine sect is no longer understood by others.

The big guys tried their best to persuade them, only Xue Meng was serious: "...What do you mean by wind tuberculosis?"

Mei Hanxue on the side said: "It seems to be the four chronic diseases written in medical books."

Seeing that Xue Meng still seemed to understand, Mei Hanxue on the other side explained blankly: "Simply put. He wants it to be riddled with various diseases and tortured to death."

Xue Meng twitched slightly on his face, turned his head and continued to watch the battle.

The enraged Jiang Xi was surrounded by a group of post-shouhou disciples from Taobao Villa, who kept persuading him, "Oh, forget it, forget it."

"The head calms down, calms down, calms down."

Jiang Xi's anger was obviously not so easy to dissipate. Jiang Zunzhu was not a big-hearted person in the first place, and his temper had been made worse by being ill for several months. He was so angry that the top of his head was smoking, and he lost his posture for a while.Vigorously pulled his sleeves out of the hands of a young disciple who was supporting him: "Let me go!"

"Okay, okay, let it go, whatever the master says is what it is."

"I killed that—"

The disciples who had just breathed a sigh of relief hurriedly stopped him: "No way! Don't!"

"Quickly show the head the seat, pour tea, and defeat the fire."

In the chaos, a blue light suddenly flashed, and the disciples were taken aback with a "Huh" and avoided them one after another. At this time, Jiang Yechen suddenly gaited unsteadily, staggered a few steps, and fell to his knees on the ground.

Everyone fell silent for a moment, blaming each other with their eyes——

Oh my god, why didn't you support Sect Leader Jiang!

Obviously you are relatively close, blame me? !

But what is that green light...

At this time, the little bee that Ma Zhuangzhu turned into buzzed over. Elder Chen Xuyuan was stunned for a moment, his face changed suddenly, and he patted his bald head and shouted: "It's over, it's not good! Master Jiang didn't stay The scroll demon! He is also cursed! He is going to turn into an animal too!!"

When Xue Meng heard it, he stood up from the haystack and said in surprise: "What?!!"