The Husky and His White Cat Shizun

How miserable.

That night, Mei Hanxue sat in front of the bronze mirror, sighing and looking at the wound on her face.

He didn't even know how he managed to escape from Xue Meng's hands during the day.

Seeing Xue Meng's posture, I wish I could strip him of all his clothes, and then give him the death penalty of being scorched with soup!Fortunately, Cai Bao was generous enough, seeing that he had fed it so many small dried fish these days, he jumped out bravely, and Meow Meow yelled to stop Xue Ziming who was about to eat him alive.

It's too awful.

"He's really ruthless." Mei Hanxue touched the bruise at the corner of her lips, and frowned, "Why don't I just disguise myself as a woman to tease him, he really wants to kill me."

In the guest room, Mei Hanxue said coldly: "Yes. Let you bully him all the time."

Mei Hanxue glared at her brother from the bronze mirror: "It's as if you don't bully him, who is the one who took the opportunity to kill him. What's more, I'm not just teasing him, I'm giving him back Share your worries."

"What worries did you share with him." Mei Hanxue said indifferently, "He was clearly going crazy just now, didn't you see that?"

"I see." Mei Hanxue paused, then suddenly smiled again, "But to be honest, his angry look is really funny, although my original intention is to make him live a happier life, but I can't hold him back." Hire me."

As he spoke, he got up, swayed and leaned against the wooden table, and bumped into Mei Hanxue: "I'm just playing for fun, after playing for fun, I will still protect him."

"..."

"Look, he's been very happy for the past few days when I came to the summit of death and life. Only today is he angry. Three days for one day, I think my birthday is pretty good." Mei Hanxue blinked Cat-like emerald eyes, with curved brows, "Don't be unhappy."

Mei Hanxue looked worried: "Don't lie to him like this next time."

"Pfft, okay, next time I'll try something else."

"you--!"

"Take you with me."

"..."

Mei Hanxue said in embarrassment: "It's all the trouble you caused. You should think about how to explain to Ma Zhuangzhu tomorrow. I'm asleep."

"Let's not go out to play a game to tease Xue Meng?"

"You still think you don't have enough scars on your face today?"

Mei Hanxue pouted twice, lay down on his brother's bed boredly, and sighed: "Oh, what's the point of a life where you can't play tricks on others?"

Mei Hanxue's face darkened: "Who allowed you to lie on my bed with your shoes on?!"

Since the basket was made by Xue Meng and Mei Hanxue, and Taobao Mountain Villa has been devastated by it, as the instigators, whether intentionally or unintentionally, they have to settle this moth for the owner of the horse.

So the next morning, even though Xue Meng was unhappy in every way, he still had to ride the wind with his brother Shuangmei Yujian, and the three of them rushed to the West Lake together.

As soon as Yujian fell to the ground, Xue Meng was stunned when he came to the gate of Taobao Villa where the huge night cat totem was circulating.

I saw a group of civilians standing outside the magnificent villa of You Long Hua Feng, holding red lacquered wooden signs in their hands, shouting something aggressively, because the roar was too noisy, although the voice was loud, the content could not be heard clearly for a while.Just when he was dumbfounded, he saw a row of women in red dresses and green sleeves with heavy make-up around the corner of the street. They were actually the nuns of all the brothels in Lin'an Prefecture.

These bustards who usually met each other and wished they would rip each other's hair and step on their toes, gathered together at this moment, they worked together in an indescribable way, and screamed together: "Give me back my number one card!"

"Give me back the oiran!"

"Give me back my daughters!"

"Give me back my tea girl!"

Xue Meng has never seen this battle, he is not afraid of the sky, and today he finds that he is a little afraid of these women.Mei Hanxue saw that he was flustered, and patted him on the shoulder with a smile: "It's okay, the girls are very soft creations, and they don't know how to eat people."

As soon as he finished speaking, an old bustard beat his huge chest fiercely with the force of breaking a boulder in his chest, which made Xue Meng's eyes stand straight.

The bustard said angrily: "Taobao Villa must solve this evil way!"

"That's right!" Some civilians in the crowd also shouted, "Give back my daughter's self-esteem!"

"He called my wife a cake! My wife is crying!"

"...What a mess, what's the situation?" Xue Meng murmured.

Mei Hanxue tapped his shoulder with the Shuofeng sword, and said to him, "Follow me through the back door."

Xue Meng was still angry at first and didn't want to talk to his brothers, but seeing that the front door was really blocked, and the disciples of Taobao Villa were pitifully trying to make a living at the gate, so he rolled his eyes and reluctantly followed the Mei family brothers to the back of the villa. Detour in.

"Xue Meng, the master of death and life, brother Mei Hanxue, a disciple of Kunlun Treading Snow Palace, please meet the owner of Ma Zhuang."

"what!"

The disciples guarding the back door burst into tears.

"Master Xue! Immortal Mei! You guys are here!"

Xue Meng said: "Where is your Mazhuang owner? There is such a big movement outside, he should at least go to appease, how can he stay behind closed doors?"

It’s okay not to mention this matter. When it was mentioned, the gatekeeper’s disciple suddenly burst into tears and snot, and almost rubbed against Xue Meng: "Zhuang, the owner of the villa...he..."

Xue Meng always underestimated the mentality of receiving horses, and thought that the owner of the horse was a man who loved to return to the mountains and rivers, so he was nervous again: "He won't jump into the West Lake, right?"

The doorkeeper disciple whimpered loudly: "No, no! It was yesterday, last night... Ma Zhuang turned into a blessed butterfly and flew away!"

Xue Meng was alert and said: "...the Fudie you are talking about...what is it?"

"Fu Die! It's not that, it just flies, the kind that everyone likes very much!" The gatekeeper anxiously gestured with both hands, "Fat Fu Die!"

Xue Meng was still puzzled, Mei Hanxue suddenly asked: "Are you from Fujian?"

"Hmmmm!!" The gatekeeper nodded repeatedly.

Mei Hanxue turned her head and translated to Xue Meng indifferently: "He is talking about butterflies."

Xue Meng: "..."

However, when they went to the flower hall of Taobao Mountain Villa and saw the evocative horse owner, Xue Meng asked from the soul: "Is this **** also called a butterfly?"

A little bee buzzed left and right, up and down.

It flew so fast that Xue Meng couldn't help but want to raise his hand and slap it flat, but was immediately stopped by the elders of Taobao Mountain Villa: "It's absolutely impossible! If you hit it, our owner will die!"

The pick-up horse that turned into a hardworking bee circled around and stopped firmly in the middle of the rosewood table. A pair of bee eyes stared at Xue Meng, as if silently crying to the head of Xue about his experience.

"..." Xue Meng felt that this was unbelievable, he pointed at the bee, "No. This thing is really a change from a guest horse? Are you sure he didn't make up a story to play you in order to avoid people who condemned him outside? "

"It's absolutely true, it's like a fake." The elder said sadly, "Last night, I saw with my own eyes that the owner of the village turned into a lucky butterfly!"

Xue Meng: "...Are you also from Fujian?"

"I'm from Funan!"

"..." Xue Meng said with a headache, "Okay, you can continue."

"After the owner of the villa became a blessed butterfly, he still hovered in Taobao Mountain Villa, pollinating flowers and doing what he could do."

Xue Meng gritted his teeth: "...this is a bee."

"Master Xue, there is no need to doubt, have you ever seen such a dedicated and intelligent Fudie?"

Xue Meng was almost suffocating: "I will say it again for the last time! This is a fucking bee!!!"

"The owner turns into a butterfly and dances gracefully. I can't personally entertain the three of you today. So it's up to me. Chen Xuyuan and Elder Chen will take over the affairs of the estate temporarily." Elder Chen said, bowing his head, "This room That's polite."

Xue Meng: "..."

He could see that Chen Xuyuan might not understand human speech.

The disciples of Taobao Mountain Villa quickly brought them tea and cakes. The three of them ate and chatted with Elder Chen, while the little bee transformed into a small bee by the owner of the horse was squatting obediently on the lid of the teapot.

It turned out that the Scroll of Worry-Relief absorbed the thoughts of idiotic men and women in the cultivation world, and a desire began to grow in his heart, hoping to find a satisfactory partner, so after it took human form, this became its obsession.

Originally, this is not a big deal, as long as you find a little monster who also wants to find a companion and throw it to it, and the two of them will be companions.But the problem is that its behavior is imitating Xue Meng and Mei Hanxue.Ever since, this scroll demon has become extremely picky, no matter whether it is a lady from a big family or a jasper from a small family, an oiran from a brothel or a bean curd beauty, it thinks that others are not good enough for itself.

It said that the most beautiful young woman in Lin'an Prefecture was "too fat".

Said the prettiest girl was "too coquettish".

It is said that the oiran of the brothel "has hairy legs".

It is said that tofu Xi Shi has "big stinky feet".

It stands to reason that such a poisonous mouth should have been hammered into meatloaf by the girls long ago, but it happened to use Mei Hanxue's charming temperament to refine it into a spell. No matter how miserable the girl was scolded at the time, it will inevitably Falling in love with it.And if the girl it seduces has a crush, it can take the appearance of that person and earn all the tears from the other party.

When Xue Meng heard this, he was filled with righteous indignation: "It's too shameful!"

Then she turned her head and stared at Mei Hanxue: "Look at you, it's all caused by you!"

"..." Mei Hanxue was speechless.

Xue Meng asked: "But Elder Chen, why did the owner of Ma Zhuang become a bee?"

Chen Xuyuan sighed: "It's like this. That scroll demon has provoked too many people in Lin'an Mansion, from the workshop to the brothel, and even to the lady's house, it has provoked them all. It seems to have a special influence on women. The temperaments of the girls who have been provoked have changed drastically. For example, the oiran of the Spring Tea House was originally a slick and eloquent woman, especially able to please the guests. But since receiving the scroll spirit, she seems to have a completely different personality It seems that it has become an honest and straight-forward elm lump."

"How to say?"

"In the past, when she met a guest, she would always say, 'Master, you look so good, I see you have a rosy face, and you must be promoted and make a fortune in the near future', or say, 'Master, you are really old and strong, don't be afraid of your family. Speaking of Mrs. Eighteenth House, even if it is Eighty Household, I think you can handle it.'"

Mei Hanxue said: "This is too exaggerated."

"Well, customers like to listen." Chen Xuyuan said, "But it's different now. The same customer, she said to others, 'God officer, your seal is dark, and you have a vicious look on your face. You should not come out to do it recently, my mother is afraid. It's bad luck for you." And "Old man, others are seven times a night, you are seven times a time, look at your wrinkled face and you are like a turtle, you are not ashamed to come to Hualou when you are old!" '"

Xue Meng: "..."

Mei Hanxue: "..."

Only Mei Hanxue laughed and asked with a smile: "Is the flower building still open?"

"It was smashed. Isn't this going to Taobao Villa to cause trouble?"

Chen Xuyuan said and sighed: "Our owner went to investigate and found that all the girls are the same, and all of them have been changed. They were so shy that they didn't even dare to go out, but now they like to run around in the street. They used to be charming and charming. Damn, now I like to use a brush to draw chest hair in front of the mirror. I used to say that rabbits are so cute, why do I eat them, but now I can eat five rabbit heads, five duck heads and five chicken heads in one bite.”

The more Chen Xuyuan talked, the more he collapsed, covering his face and said: "This day can't be passed, so our owner Ma Zhuang took the lead, he—"

"Has he descended the demon?"

"No, this scroll monster can't be subdued violently. First, it's not a bad monster. It's just a bad brain, and it hasn't hurt anyone's life after all. Second, our owner discovered that once the scroll monster is violently surrendered, it will He will blow himself up and spread the information that everyone talked about on the Worry-Relief Scroll all over the comprehension world. This is a secret leaked by the guests. Our Taobao Villa is a serious businessman. If such a thing happens, the reputation of the villa will be ruined. La."

Mei Hanxue shook her head and said: "Not only that, I'm afraid it will cause a mess among the people. Who knows if those married men and married women have said anything shameful behind their spouses' backs."

Xue Meng had a headache and said: "So what did the pick-up horse do in the end?"

"The owner made an appointment with the scroll demon himself, and then disguised himself as a woman, saying that he wanted to seduce it, make it fall in love with him, and persuade it to return to the shore."

"...The pick-up horse wants to use himself to make a beauty trick?" Xue Meng's mouth twitched twice, "Is your Taobao Villa lacking a mirror? You can donate one at the top of death and life, you are welcome."

The little bee jumped up angrily when he heard the words, and began to fly around Xue Meng again, buzzing and condemning him.

Chen Xuyuan glanced at the little bee, and said embarrassedly: "This... um, although our owner of the horse farm is majestic, he knows that the requirements of scroll spirits are abnormally strict, so of course he did more than just disguise himself as a woman. He also asked Jiang Yechen to buy the ecstasy incense. This incense is very perverted. As long as the other party can voluntarily stay in the room for a cup of tea, he can stun the other party and make the other party feel like a fairy when he looks at the sow. .”

When he said this, he added nervously: "Of course! The owner, I didn't say you are a sow!"

Little Bee: "Buzz!!!"

Xue Meng asked: "Then what happened later? The ecstasy incense has failed? Jiang Xi's grandson is selling fakes again?"

"No." Chen Xuyuan was even more embarrassed, and stammered, "Yes... it was the scroll demon who saw Ma Zhuangzhu's women's clothing for the first time, and said 'vomit!', and then walked away, no, Without sitting in the house for a cup of tea..."

It sounds miserable.

But Xue Meng wanted to laugh a little bit, and he was holding back so hard that Mei Hanxue couldn't help but chuckle again.Xue Meng turned back and stared at him: "Don't laugh, be serious!"

"Women who have been disliked by the scroll demon will change their temperament drastically, but men who have been disliked by the scroll demon will directly become an animal." Chen Xuyuan looked at the little bee, the owner of the horse village, miserable, "Everyone in the faction The elder has spent the whole night and used all the moves, but he just can't solve it. We have no choice but to send someone to ask for help."

"Ask for help?" Xue Meng froze for a moment, feeling a bad premonition in his heart, "With whom?"

As soon as he finished asking, he heard a disciple outside the flower hall dragging his voice to send a message: "The lord of Guyueye Medicine Sect—Master Jiang is here!"