The Husky and His White Cat Shizun

Say it and act it.

The two immediately corrected their postures and pulled apart.

Xue Meng said: "Listen well. I, now is your master. You, it is still you. We only have these spicy stir-fry and spicy hotpot in front of us, and we can't order other dishes. What will you do?"

Leng Gong said succinctly: "Smash the shop."

"..."

"Until they are willing to make non-spicy dishes and deliver them."

"..."

As soon as she said that, she planned to start the show. She glanced at Xue Meng first: "You are pretending to be my master at this moment, right?"

Xue Meng: "...Yes."

"Okay. So what would you like to eat?"

The person Xue Meng had the most contact with who didn't eat spicy food was Chu Wanning, so he casually reported a few according to Chu Wanning's taste: "I want crab powder lion head, sweet and sour fish, green vegetable tofu, lotus crisp."

Leng Gong was startled when he heard the words: "What's your taste..."

Xue Meng: "What?"

"...It's nothing." Leng Gong said, "You sit here, I'll go down."

Xue Meng hurriedly said: "Don't smash the store!"

"You really don't change your temper, you always plead for others." Leng Gong narrowed his eyes quite playfully, "Okay, it's okay if you don't smash it, then I'll go directly to the cook."

"What are you doing with the cook?"

"Give him two choices." Leng Gong said sullenly, "Cook the dishes I want, and don't put his peppers."

"Is there another option?"

"He puts his peppers, and I chop off his brains."

Xue Meng's mouth twitched: "..."

This is a poet.

The poet Leng Gong said bluntly, "I'm going."

Seeing that she was really planning to go down, Xue Meng was dizzy with anger: "It's just a show! What are you doing? Okay, okay! Don't play yourself, change your digger, if it is him, what would he do?" Finished He hurriedly raised his hand and added, "If he also smashes restaurants or wants people's heads, you don't have to act!"

"What kind of restaurant can he smash?" Leng Gong rolled his eyes, "He cherishes his good reputation like a bird cherishes his hair. Just wait, I'll show you."

It was a blink of an eye for this cold palace to change face. If she didn't go to Liyuan to sing, it would be a great loss to the fancier circle.

In just an instant, even her aura changed, and all the exposed wildness and publicity were contained in her bones. She was still the same person, but she appeared extremely calm, reserved, tolerant and considerate.

She glanced at Xue Meng tenderly, and when she opened her mouth, the slightly hoarse and low voice made Xue Meng's back goosebumps: "Master..."

"..." Xue Meng was caught off guard by such a painting style, and immediately yelled, "Stop! Stop! Let me slow down first, I, I... I will adapt first!"

Leng Gong smiled, with a deep dimple on his cheek, and snorted: "Is it nasty? I said he was not direct. He clearly wanted to eat meat in his heart, but he had to push back and forth with his mouth. It's not as straightforward as me. You, yes You should take it easy, there will be more nasty things in a while."

Xue Meng: "..."

Slowly, Xue Meng suddenly found a problem: "Wait, the dignified digger you mentioned, why does she call your friend Master?"

"Can't you?"

"Is she also your master's apprentice?"

"Yes."

Xue Meng stayed for a moment, then suddenly lowered his head and began to count with his fingers, muttering while counting: "One, two, three, no, this can't be counted as two people..."

Leng Gong looked at him inexplicably, and after a while, couldn't help asking: "What are you doing?"

Xue Meng shook his head: "It's inconvenient to say, I'm just thinking, whether I want to accept apprentices in the future, it feels a bit dangerous, especially if I'm so good-looking..."

After finishing speaking, he sighed again: "Hey, I didn't say that, that competitor of yours, she called your master in a very doggy tone. If I want someone to call me like that, I will definitely not even be able to eat."

Leng Gong clapped for him: "Well said!"

Xue Meng asked curiously: "What do you usually call him, do you also call Master? But the tone of your calling Master doesn't seem to be so awkward."

Leng Gong waved his hand: "I usually have a different name from him."

"Then what do you call him?"

"Say your name directly."

"That's more normal for you."

"Or Baby."

"...I take back what I just said." Xue Meng supported his forehead with a headache, "Okay, let's continue, you continue to act. Your master, I have a headache now."

Leng Gong blinked his eyes, and entered the scene very quickly. Seeing him holding his forehead, he immediately asked intimately: "Do you want it?"

Xue Meng: "..."

"Why did it suddenly hurt? But I caught the wind and cold..."

Xue Meng: "...No. I'm angry."

"Ah." Leng Gong opened his eyes slightly, his voice was still soft, "Is there something wrong with me, did it make you unhappy?"

Xue Meng endured it with a slightly green face, but he couldn't help it after a while, and shouted "Ah": "No! It still doesn't work! Stop, stop, stop!"

The leader of the troupe, the young woman in the Lenggong, became addicted to acting. When the play got to the point, she couldn't stop at all, and said affectionately: "I'm always stupid. Sometimes I obviously want to please the master, but in the end I always annoy you." Happy. Master...you pay attention to me, don't ignore me."

Xue Meng rolled his eyes, looking almost disgusted to death.

At this moment, he suddenly had a little admiration for Mei Hanxue. Think about it, he has already used eighteen martial arts just to deal with a young woman, and exhausted all his patience. At this moment, he even needs to see if he has The talent for singing -- what kind of ability does Mei Hanxue have to be able to play with flowers for so many years and still be carefree?

In a month, he would be able to grow gorgeous hair! !

This young woman also acted very emotionally: "Master, is it because you are not used to the food here that you are upset? It doesn't matter. If it is for this reason, then I will go downstairs to find a cook right now."

Xue Meng, a carp, was quite alive, and he grabbed her: "Hey, hey! What about not smashing the store? Let me tell you, I will not allow you to do evil in the land of Wuchang Town!"

"Huh?" Leng Gong opened her beautiful eyes slightly, and then smiled, "What are you thinking? The chef here is not good at cooking non-spicy food, so how can I make things difficult for him? I brought silver taels and went down. Give the cook a few ingots, and beg him to lend me the small kitchen, and I will cook the dishes you want for you with my own hands."

Her voice was originally nice, but now it slowed down, and it was as soft as gurgling water: "I remember, today Master wants to eat crab meat dumplings, sweet and sour fish, green vegetables and tofu, and lotus flower cakes."

"The crab powder needs freshly removed crab roe, the sweet and sour fish needs Zhenjiang vinegar to be fragrant, the green vegetable tofu needs the freshest seasonal vegetables, and the rose bean paste in the lotus flower cake is the most delicate. But these stores may not have it, and I may go to the collection later. Let’s have a look in the market. It will take a little more time.”

As Leng Gong said, he raised his hand and gently touched Xue Meng's head—although it was just a sway in the void, and he didn't really touch it: "I'll add another bowl of lotus root flour glutinous rice balls to Master, don't be angry. You wait for me, I will get it as soon as possible return."

Xue Meng was still having goosebumps and didn't answer the words. Suddenly, the small bamboo door of the private seat was pulled open with a bang.

He turned his head, but before he could see the face of the visitor, a rattan whip with a tyrannical golden light swam out like lightning, instantly crossed his forehead, and was directly drawn into Leng Gong's hand!

"Crack" fireworks exploded!

Leng Gong groaned in pain and was about to have an attack, but when he saw the willow vine, he was startled suddenly: "You—?"

Xue Meng was also shocked, and lost his voice: "How could it be... Tian, ​​Tian asked?!"

The next moment, a man walked into the room with a cold face.He was born with sword-like eyebrows and phoenix eyes, a straight nose and thin lips, his black hair tied into a ponytail, and he was dressed in plain white gauze clothes, flowing with silver light.His appearance is like a banished immortal, but his aura is as fierce as thunder. Who is it if he is not the Lord of Heavenly Questions, Chu Wanning?

Because Xue Meng was wearing the phantom sachet of the owner of the horse, Chu Wanning didn't recognize him for a while, and only glanced at him and turned his eyes back to "Lenggong".At this moment, Impatient Beidou Immortal Venerable's cold-eyed, elegant face was filled with impatience, and when he opened his mouth, sparks flew all over the place.

"Mo Weiyu, how long are you going to mess around?"

Xue Meng turned his head and opened his mouth wide: "Momomo...you are Momomo..."

Ta Xianjun interrupted him impatiently: "Mo Momo, Mo you are tall, you stutter? I'm not Grandmaster Mo. Don't fucking yell at me."

is there any difference? ? ! !

Xue Meng only felt that the sky was covered with dark clouds and the wind and thunder were surging.And when he recalled the conversation between him and "Leng Gong" before, he felt even more that a thunderbolt directly split the air, making him burnt and tender...

God!What did they say! !

He actually said that Chu Wanning's human face and animal heart were Chen Shimei from the cultivation world!It is said that Chu Wanning is as heartless and despicable as Jiang Xi! !

He, he, he actually showed mercy from the standpoint of a close brother, listening to Mo Weiyu describe in detail those things he didn't want to know about Wushan Yunyu, what bed flower hall hot springs, ah, ah, ah, who will save him and give him a pill Forget about worry pills!Even if it was given by Jiang Xi, he can swallow it without blinking now! !

Ta Xianjun was drawn by Tianwen, but Chu Wanning was originally just to interrupt his behavior of groping the "little girl" at random, and the strength was not controlled heavily, only letting him scratch the skin——

However, people are invincible when they are cheap. Ta Xianjun, who rubbed the skin, squeezed the blood out of the broken skin, and deliberately showed the bleeding place to Chu Wanning.And raised it up infinitely passionately and pompously, leaned close to his lips, and licked it with the tip of his tongue threateningly: "Very good, Chu Wanning. You are really lawless and daring."

Chu Wanning: "..."

"The blood you let me bleed today, I will remember it in my heart. In the future, I will definitely give you some hardships, so that you..."

Tianwen in Chu Wanning's palm was hissing again, and he narrowed his eyes: "Are you done? Do you want to do it again?"

Ta Xianjun was furious: "Chu Wanning! Don't rely on this seat to dominate you now, you will be proud of favor! If you dare to use Tianwen again, this seat will--"

The phoenix eyes narrowed dangerously, Chu Wanning let out a sigh, and said solemnly: "So what?"

Ta Xianjun patted the table: "I will let you hug the two for three years!"

"..."

This terrible conversation made Xue Meng feel helpless when he wanted to die immediately.

Why did he stand by when his cousin threatened to kill his master before, so long time passed, and this time when his cousin made similar lies, he was still by the side?God!He doesn't want to hear such a conversation at all!

After all, Chu Wanning overestimated the integrity of Stepping Xianjun and his own face, his face suddenly turned blue, he glanced at Xue Meng at a loss, and then lowered his voice angrily: "...you simply don't know Shame, ridiculous! Don't go back with me!"

"Go back? Hmph. Why do I want to go back?" Ta Xianjun said coldly, "This world belongs to me. What's wrong with me coming out to visit a beautiful woman in private?"

Said that he pulled Xue Meng, patted his shoulder, and said to Chu Wanning: "Come on. Let me introduce you, this is my new love. People call it... cough... People call that..."

He originally wanted to make up titles like "Linjiang Fairy" and "Jade Face Girl", but according to the books he read when he was bored during the years when he lived alone, he could still make up such titles, but the problem is that Since Ta Xianjun retired to Nanping Mountain, his life has become more colorful.

He no longer needs to stay alone in the Wushan Temple, and he no longer needs to be lonely to pass the time by reading and practicing martial arts. He is in a good mood and there are many things he can do.This directly led to Ta Xianjun's way of cultivating sentiments from Yangchun Baixue to Xialiba people. He never wanted to read the "Book of Changes" and "Book of Songs" that he had read when he was guarding Wushan Temple alone. Anyway, Chu Wanning came back He wants to see how many times that person wrote "My heart is a stone, and I can't change it", he can do it, he doesn't have to hunt for the broken reflections of the old man from those thick books, and he doesn't have to search for a sentence from the past. What Chu Wanning said was ecstatic and sad.

Ta Xian Dijun, who was full, was once again willing to degenerate, and the only book he had read this year was "Begonia Yan Love Essays" complete ten sets of thread-bound collector's editions.

So he racked his brains and searched his stomach and finally made a decision. He embraced Xue Meng and introduced him with majesty: "People call it, the baby of the world——Long Aotian."

Chu Wanning: "..."

Xue Meng's face turned blue for a moment, and the green one was more exciting than his master. He said angrily: "Bah! Cover your grandpa! You, you, a hooligan who can't spit out ivory in your dog's mouth! I, I, I don't... I'm not..." He stuttered in a fit of rage, but he couldn't explain clearly, he couldn't keep his mouth shut, so he simply started, wanting to untie the phantom sachet directly.

But who would have thought that when he came out in the morning, he owed him a hand for a while, and made himself a knot!

Biansheng Taxianjun didn't know who he really was, thinking that he was still willing to help himself to piss off Chu Wanning, so he stepped on him, and tried to bribe Xue Meng with money: "Cooperate, lose My bosom lover is him. After I get angry with him, I will give you a big red envelope, at least a hundred gold leaves."

Xue Meng yelled angrily, and simply cast a spell to shatter the phantom sachet.

After regaining his original shape, he pulled out the Longcheng scimitar, kicked over the chair, raised the knife and rushed towards Ta Xianjun, and shouted angrily:

"Mo Weiyu!! You are not a human! You are a dog!!! Who are you calling Unrivaled! Who are you calling Long Aotian!!! How dare you anger Master!! Don't hide!! I am today Me, me, I will definitely kill you!!!"