The Husky and His White Cat Shizun

Xue Meng: "!!!"

After hearing such words, Xue Meng, who had as much sense of justice as his master, immediately felt strong shock and anger.A string of words flooded his mind like a flood, he said angrily: "This is too outrageous!"

Thinking about what Leng Gong just said in a fit of rage, "disappear completely from this world", my heart skipped a beat. Sure enough, this girl has a strong tendency to self-mutilate.

He must stop her from hurting herself like this!

Xue Mengyi said with indignation: "Don't worry, what I can't stand the most is this kind of flirtatious people who are facing Qin, Mu, Chu, and Chu, and put them on me. I will support you, and he will be so angry that he vomits blood for three liters. I regret it!"

After a pause, he said earnestly and angrily: "But knowing yourself and the enemy is the only way to win a hundred battles. You'd better tell me about your affairs clearly, so that I can figure it out first."

Leng Gong frowned: "Our matter is too difficult to tell. I can't tell clearly for a while."

"...Oh. Why don't I just ask and you answer." Facing such a poor woman, Xue Meng is rare and considerate, "If you have something you can't say, then let's skip it, what do you think? Sample?"

Leng Gong thought for a while, then nodded: "Success. That's it."

At this moment, their Gudong pot and stir-fry are also coming up one after another.

The two chatted while eating, Xue Meng said: "Tell me about you and your Taoist partner first, how long have you two known each other? What is the situation like?"

Leng Gong took a slice of crispy and tender fried garlic sprouts with chopsticks, and after eating two bites, she put down her chopsticks and looked up at Xue Meng.

"The matter between me and him is actually a bit shocking, so I ask you if you are afraid."

Xue Mengdao: "There is nothing more shocking than my own life experience. You say it."

Unexpectedly, Leng Gong was a gossip, and suddenly came over with great interest: "Oh? Really? What is your background?"

Xue Meng: "...Are you still going to ask me to help you piss people off?"

Leng Gong withdrew her curiosity and coughed twice: "Okay, then tell me directly."

Then she spoke.

The first sentence was indeed terrifying.

"My lover, he used to be my master."

"..." Xue Meng suddenly thought of a not-so-pleasant experience.He picked up the teacup and took a sip silently, trying to suppress his shock.

The second sentence is even more terrifying.

"We got married a long time ago."

Xue Meng's hands shaking the tea, but he was still able to stabilize his position.

Until the third sentence is exported——

"We go to bed every day. We did it before we got married. After we got married, we were even more licentious and carefree day and night."

Xue Meng took a sip of tea and sprayed it out: "Cough cough cough!!!"

The Scroll of Worry said that Fairy Lenggong was "direct", but Xue Meng didn't expect her to be so direct as a girl.

But it's not over yet, Leng Gong is still talking nonstop: "He's not very good in bed, so I'm the only one who doesn't dislike him. Since I'm good in bed, he's gradually getting a taste for it. The boss said no, but every night I have to come with me three or four times, sometimes even seven or eight times, we have done it in the flower hall hot spring pool in the yard..."

"Stop!" Xue Meng finally recovered from his cough, his ears were smoking, and while wiping the choked water, he blushed and said, "You don't have to describe these details so clearly. I know you Harmony between husband and wife is enough."

"Okay. Our husband and wife life is very harmonious. We have to come three or four times every night, sometimes even seven or eight times. Most people can't bear it, but I can. We have done hot spring pools in the garden on the bed..."

Xue Meng: "..."

"Damn it." Leng Gong suddenly became angry when she said this. She slapped the table, shaking the cup, "If it wasn't for us not being able to have children, I'm afraid we would have had children long ago, so what's the matter with that bird man?"

Xue Meng was stunned.It turned out that this Leng girl was taken advantage of by a tricky woman who came from behind because she couldn't bear children.

Thinking about it this way, his aunt is also in a physique that can no longer conceive a second child, but Xue Zhengyi doesn't dislike her at all, and has remained with her for a lifetime.There are really too few men in the world who are like his father, that's why there are so many long-term disciples who resent each other, and their heads look like new ones.

Xue Meng was very angry because of this, and couldn't bear it, and asked: "Then have you tried to recuperate your body, have you ever sought medical advice? Although Jiang Yechen of Gu Yueye is not a good person, his medical skills are passable." ,you can--"

"Hmph, why not? Although others think it is absolutely impossible, but my fate is up to me, let alone others. Since I want to have a baby with him, I don't care if he has it or not. So I once came to ask Jiang Yechen for help. I want to find a way, but that little beauty surnamed Jiang is very stubborn, saying that it is something harmful, and refuses to give it to me anyway. I really don't know what is good and what is bad!"

Xue Meng: "..."

It is right for Jiang Xi not to know what is good, but what is so beautiful about him? ? ?Where can it be related to the three words "little beauty"? ? ?

But aside from what the beauty said, this story sounds a little familiar...

Xue Meng thought about it, but couldn't think of it, so he stopped thinking about it, and only persuaded: "Jiang Yechen, that dog thief, has always been ruthless and ungrateful. He doesn't know the sufferings of the world. He is a black merchant. Don't worry about him. Then What about that intervening person who robbed you? Your master and you... Uh, since that kind of thing is still harmonious, then he should like you, so why did he empathize with you?"

It's good that Leng Gong didn't mention this, but when he mentioned this, he gritted his teeth even more: "It's all because the other party took advantage of my absence, took advantage of it, took advantage of it, took advantage of the loophole, and picked up a ready-made bargain for nothing!"

Xue Meng snorted and opened his eyes wide: "Could it be that during the time when you guarded the empty bed alone, he came from behind?"

Leng Gong gritted his teeth: "That's right."

Miserable!Just let the newcomers laugh, where do you hear the old ones cry!

Xue Meng was so angry that he slapped the table and stood up: "Where is he second to Jiang Yechen? He can almost keep pace with Jiang Yechen!"

Leng Gong became curious again, tilted his head, and tapped his long fingers unconsciously on the table: "You seem to know Jiang Yechen very well? Who are you?"

"..." Xue Meng sat down dryly, and poured himself a cup of tea, "I am his father."

Leng Gong: "???"

Xue Meng: "Oh, I'm speaking out of anger. I have nothing to do with Jiang Yechen, so I'll use him as a metaphor. Who doesn't know that he is a scum in the cultivation world, a scum among female cultivators." After finishing speaking, he said viciously, " Bah" took a sip.

Leng Gong's purple-black eyes widened: "Really? I heard that he hates things between men and women the most. A row of women came to him to deliver love letters, and a row of women could receive prescriptions for various diseases. It’s still very straightforward, directly saying that people have 'adult acne' and 'fat limbs', is he playing with women?"

Xue Meng opened his mouth, but found that he was speechless and unable to speak, so he had to deflate his mouth and say: "...No. I only said that he is a bad businessman."

"That's right."

Xue Meng felt that this topic could no longer be carried on. He was still very angry with Jiang Xi, and if he continued, he might say something.So he said: "Let's talk about your master, why did he abandon you at that time? Since you can't bear him, why don't you take the initiative to chase after him?"

"I don't miss him?" Leng Gong snorted, "Joke, I don't miss him at all."

"..."

After a while, he squinted at Xue Meng and asked reluctantly: "Hey, how do you see that I can't bear him?"

"...It's not because of a person I know." Xue Meng looked subtle, seemed embarrassed, annoyed, and helpless, tangled for a while, and said dryly, "His symptoms, to be honest, with You look alike."

"Really? What's his situation?"

"When he was just weak, he despised his master every day, thought his master was indifferent, thought his master didn't treat him well enough to give him little shoes to wear, and said that he didn't care about it at all, didn't care, and didn't like it."

Leng Gong listened with gusto, and even started to eat peanuts: "And then? Then what happened?"

Xue Meng put his hands on his chest and rolled his eyes: "What else can I do, I regret it."

"..."

"Crying and shouting and rolling all over the floor to ask people to come back, go up the mountain of swords and down the sea of ​​fire to pretend to be a grandson and flatter you." Xue Mengdao, "So I advise you, stay a line of life, so that we can meet each other in the future, don't talk so full .”

Leng Gong didn't care, she leaned back, raised her chin, and said with a sneer, "I won't cry and beg for someone to come back. If I don't want him to go, there are other ways to keep him."

Xue Meng saw that she was very unresponsive. Although she couldn't bear it, she still stabbed her: "Then did you keep it?"

Leng Gong's smug smile froze a bit.

Another knife: "Aren't you still dumped?"

Leng Gong's frozen smile slowly disappeared.

Another knife: "Didn't he still be with someone else while you were away after dumping you?"

Leng Gong's disappearing smile gradually turned into anger.

Xue Meng said: "Look, if you had a good talk with him earlier, don't screw up and refuse to bow your head, maybe he won't leave."

Leng Gong seemed to be touched by something, and the flames of anger were extinguished all of a sudden.Although she was tense, there was still a faint pain in her eyes.

After a while, she said: "... He was indeed forced to leave by me."

"..."

"But I didn't want him to go. I've been...I've been..."

Pause for a moment, turn your head away, your eyes are a little red.

Xue Meng suddenly panicked, ah, isn't she going to cry?He grew up so big, but he never knew how to coax a woman!

Just as he was worrying, he realized that he was just worrying unfoundedly. After the blushing of Leng Gong's eyes, he started to get angry again, and said stubbornly: "Just leave, what's the big deal. Could it be that I can't live if he leaves?"

Xue Meng: "..."

"Don't talk about it. I won't be happy if I talk about it." Leng Gong refills a cup of tea for himself, gulps it down, and then says, "Come on! I'll continue to talk to you about that pious thug."

"Damn it." When talking about this person, Leng Gong seemed to have accumulated grievances for more than ten years. He raised his hand in anger and pointed his fingers to say something, but suffered from a lack of vocabulary, and couldn't find any words to vent his anger for a while. Come, so he let out a hard breath, "...I don't understand, how is he better than me?"

Xue Meng: "...your master thinks he is better than you?"

Leng Gong said angrily: "Him? If he dares to think that guy is better than me, I will make him suffer all the time in bed!"

Xue Meng was a little tired, he rubbed his forehead: "Then tell me, if you are an outsider, such as me, I would think he is better than you?"

Only then did Leng Gong reluctantly begin to think.

After thinking for a long time, they all said gloomyly: "They are all worse than me."

"..."

"Both he and I come from bad backgrounds. But he doesn't seek to make progress and lives lazily. I earn my living and become the best in the world. After I sleep with Master for one night, I can give him ten tons of gold to make him happy. Just for fun. He and Shizun seven times a night, and when it's over, he only brought Shizun to eat at a small roadside shop with a table of [-] cents. Damn it! I'm so angry, why do you think he is so thick-skinned? "

"..." But your girl is not thin-skinned for saying such things.

Leng Gong didn't see Xue Meng's embarrassment at all, and said to himself: "I am promising, I have money, and I can support him. When my master was with me, I lived in a luxurious room and wore luxurious clothes. I will give him all the expenses according to the best."

Xue Meng hesitated and said with some difficulty: "Your master is still a soft eater?"

"Why do you say such an ugly thing?" Leng Gong said angrily, "Money can't buy me happiness, as long as he is happy. But ever since he was with that person, he lived in a small hut and wore ordinary clothes. You have to grow what you eat, and make what you use—it’s outrageously poor. How do you think that person compares to me?"

Xue Meng is also a person who has seen many life and death partings and good fates. Hearing what he said, he pushed himself and others, and said: "Uh... In fact, this is not necessarily the case. Your master may not want to be raised by you. I will give you For example, let’s say you have a father who is a good man who has raised you for many years and treated you very well, but he is not the richest. Would you like him?”

Leng Gong said without hesitation: "Yes."

"Then you have another father..."

"Why do you keep using father's example?" Leng Gong was puzzled by Xue Meng's lack of examples, "You can't get along with father?"

Xue Meng's eyes widened: "I, I, and I are convenient for this example!" He continued regardless, "You have another father, he is not as good as your original father, and he didn't even know you existed when he was young. , is even more unfaithful to your mother, but he is very rich, will you like him?"

Leng Gong was furious: "Of course I'm going to cook him alive!"

Xue Meng: "...That's not necessary. I'm just saying this. You think money can make him happy. In fact, what he wants may be you to study with him or something..."

Leng Gong thought for a while, the more he thought about it, the worse his complexion became. Although he was still majestic, there was actually a bit of aggrieved look in his eyes.

In the end, he said bluntly: "...I just don't know how to read, even if I have no education, I have been studying for ten years, but I can't compare with others who have traveled and studied for five years. I only have money and physical strength. He doesn't like it. What can I do."

Xue Meng suddenly felt that he was like a wolfhound who was abandoned by his master and thrown into the rain. He was obviously wronged to die, but he still had to sit upright and pretend not to care.

Xue Meng sighed: "Don't talk about this. You can talk about something else."

Leng Gong said stubbornly: "Others are not as good as me."

"……for example."

"He's not in vain."

Facing Xue Meng's suspicious eyes, Leng Gong said unhappily, "What do you look at, I mean before, I'm not so white now, the reason is very complicated, I won't tell you."

"Oh." Xue Meng said, "I don't want to hear it either. There are more."

"He's not as good-looking as I am. Very poor taste in clothes."

"He's not as direct as I am. He's beating around the bush with a lot of scheming."

"He's not as tall as I am."

Xue Meng didn't know why he felt that when Leng Gong said the last sentence, it meant that there was no silver 300 taels here.

There is no way to continue asking this question. I am afraid that the final result is to calculate how many sentences Leng Gong can start with "he does not have me".And Xue Meng discovered that this cold palace woman lacks the ability to self-reflection-ask her the advantages of others, she can't tell.Ask her about her own shortcomings, and she can't answer them either.

He had to ask in another way.

So Xue Meng had an idea, and said to Leng Gong: "You don't think it's clear enough for you to say this. How about we play a game?"

"Oh? What game?"

"From now on, assuming that I am your master, I will ask you some requirements. You can perform it for me based on your reaction and the reaction of the person who poached your corner. Do you think it will work?"

Leng Gong: "...Unexpectedly, you look young and quite capable of playing."

After thinking for a moment, he said: "Okay, but I have to make one thing clear to you. Don't covet me for my early success, and just want to take advantage of me by pretending to be my master. I won't be with you. bed."

Xue Meng was stunned and completely exploded: "I'm fucking helping you! What are you thinking about! Who wants to take advantage of you?! Take back your vulgar words! Don't say the word bed again!"

Leng Gong raised one eyebrow, crossed his arms and said, "...Oh."

Xue Meng went on to explode: "Also, it is a late bloomer, not an early bloomer! Don't use idioms indiscriminately!"

"Huh?" Leng Gong's expression was a bit reluctant, "Really? This kind of thing... If you don't take advantage of your youth to take shape, you can grow it later?"

Xue Meng: "??? What are you talking about, I can't understand a word. Forget it, I know that you have read less and convinced you, don't talk about this, let's start the show."

He cleared his throat and said, "I'm starting to ask questions."

Leng Gong regained some energy, and she sat up straight.

"Let the horses come."