The Husky and His White Cat Shizun

Someone once said that the most tragic job in the world is not a funeral officer or a beggar, but an innkeeper.

Throughout the ages, masters from all walks of life seem to have a special liking for the inn. There are secret meetings in the inn, fighting in the inn, jealousy in the inn... There are also people like Ta Xianjun and Xue Zhangmen, which are obviously the housework of the two brothers. They can take two steps and roll back to the top of the mountain to fight for life and death, but they have their stubbornness, they don't want to, but they want to peck at dogs and bite birds impatiently in the inn.

The innkeeper, an old lady, was very angry at this.

Leaning on crutches, she walked out tremblingly, and for some reason unnecessarily reported her family name: "I, Shi Longxia, old lady."

The three of them didn't understand the opening statement, so they looked at each other in blank dismay.

In the end, Ta Xianjun waved his hand and said, "I, Mo Weiyu, the emperor."

Pointing to Chu Wanning again: "He, Chu Wanning, Immortal Venerable."

Pointing to Xue Meng again: "He...forget it, he is not famous."

Xue Meng: "???"

Stepping Xianjun said: "Just ask if you are afraid."

The old lady Shi Longxia is not afraid of violence and dares to fight against the evil forces.She swept the mess around with her crutches, and dropped six large characters that were loud and loud: "You guys, your morals are too bad!!!"

Xue Meng's face was red.

Chu Wanning's face is not good.

Ta Xianjun folded his arms, disapproving, and even quite unconvinced: "Hey, you little old lady, why are you ignorant? Don't you know the heroic deeds of this seat? In the torrent of annihilation, your little dilapidated inn has long been washed into pieces of wood and rotten bricks, so what if a few tables and rooms are smashed at you?"

Chu Wanning sternly said: "Mo Weiyu!"

Ta Xianjun coughed: "Big, big deal, I will lose money, tell me how much you want! 100 taels of silver should be enough!"

Shopkeeper Shi Longxia was not moved by the money, he still pouted his cheeks angrily and stared at them, repeating those six words sonorously: "You guys, your morals are too bad!!!"

"Hey you--"

Xue Meng pushed Ta Xianjun away, stepped forward in embarrassment, and said to the shopkeeper: "Old man, I'm really sorry, I have a bad temper, I couldn't hold it back for a while, and I accidentally smashed so many tables and chairs of yours. The room also poked a few holes in the roof. I apologize to you, and I will compensate you for the loss according to the price. Do you think this is okay?"

After finishing speaking, he looked back at Chu Wanning: "Master, do you think this is okay?"

Chu Wanning hadn't spoken yet, and the little old lady used her crutches to thump the ground again, and repeated angrily: "Moral—"

"The morals are too bad." Ta Xianjun interrupted, rolled his eyes, and said impatiently, "Oh, no, old woman, what are you going to do? I have lost the money and apologized, but also the morals are too bad. .Besides, you don’t look at the monk’s face, but also look at the Buddha’s face? You say that my morals are bad, and I have no opinion at all. You say that Xue Meng’s morals are bad, and I don’t want to talk to you. But you always Don't you know who he is?"

Speaking of pulling Chu Wanning over.

"Are you blind?"

Chu Wanning flicked his sleeves, wanting to break free from the palm of his sleeves, Jian Mei frowned, and said angrily: "Go away."

"I will not get out." Not only did Ta Xianjun not let go, but he also snorted, forcing him to stick to himself, stretched out his hand to pinch his jaw, licked his lips and said in a low voice, "If you have the ability, you Play baby with me."

Xue Meng: "..."

Chu WanNing: "... courting death!"

It seemed that the old lady really didn't want to buy the account of the savior of the world, she was still pounding with a crutch, and said, "Morals are really bad!!!"

Everyone looked at each other, this time even Chu Wanning didn't know how to talk to her.

Just when the three famous celestial lords were in the dark corner of the second floor of the inn, a white-haired, skinny old lady who had no strength to restrain them could not get rid of it with a few words, suddenly there was a creaking sound from the stairs. With the sound of creaking footsteps, a half-grown little girl ran upstairs, wrapped her arms around the shopkeeper's arm, turned her head and said to them crisply: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry! My grandma can't hear or see too much Clearly, she doesn't know what happened outside, she doesn't know you, and she doesn't know who you are."

Xue Meng said, "No wonder, it turned out to be like this..."

Ta Xianjun was also taken aback, coughed uncomfortably, and said in a low voice: "Then why didn't she say it earlier..."

"Huh?" The little girl blinked suspiciously, "No, every time my grandma talks to someone, she will definitely tell them at the beginning."

"What did she tell the others?"

"I'm a deaf and blind old lady."

Chu Wanning: "..."

Xue Meng: "..."

Ta Xianjun turned his head: "Who thought her name was Shi Longxia just now?"

Xue Meng said angrily: "Isn't it your dog!"

Because they smashed up the old lady's shop, they couldn't find a carpenter to repair it for a while, and seeing the dark sky outside, it seemed that it was going to rain at any time, so the three of them took the initiative to stay and help the shopkeeper before the heavy rain came. Repair the building properly.

The three of them, one is a grand master of mechs, one has been used to hard times since he was a child, and Xue Meng often helps Xue Zhengyi, and they work together to get busy, repairing tables, chairs, benches and roofs is not a problem.

When the last piece of broken beam was repaired, there was a torrential rain outside, and the whole Wuchang Town was shrouded in a worldly mist.Seeing that the rain was too heavy, the old lady's little granddaughter decided to let them stay here for a while, and then go back when the rain stopped the next day.

In fact, for Chu Wanning and his group, it is not difficult to open an enchantment to go back to the mountain, but it is still a little troublesome after all, and the three of them may not have gathered together for a long time.

Rain can't trap people, only the heart can trap people.

Chu Wanning saw Xue Meng looking at him eagerly, sighed, and said to the little shopkeeper: "Then bother the store."

"You're welcome, you're welcome!" The little girl knew exactly who was in front of her, her cheeks were flushed with joy, and she jumped up and down to prepare dinner and a room.

The atmosphere of this meal was very subtle.

Mo Ran once said that it is true that the three of them, the master and the apprentice, are not suitable to stay under one roof at all.Although Xue Meng misses them very much, and wants to go back to the days when they were inseparable, but some window paper is broken, and it is just a self-deception if it is pasted.It is impossible for them to pretend that nothing happened and get along as usual.

Can Xue Meng pretend not to know what the relationship between the two of them is?Obviously not.

Therefore, although he has been trying to chat with Chu Wanning, there is always a feeling of awkwardness, especially when he was told that in Taobao Mountain Villa, Chu Wanning used to be in front of him, in a place separated by a curtain Occupied by ink burning.Although things have passed for a long time, and the strongest sense of collapse has long passed, when he sits next to them, he still can't help but recall this episode, and then he will start imagining uncontrollably...

Chu Wanning and Mo Ran...

His master and his cousin...

Uh……

He actually wanted to know if Chu Wanning was bullied too badly to dare to resist at that time, after all, Mo Ran was too unreliable.But he didn't dare to ask, he didn't dare to say, so he had to look at Chu Wanning several times, hesitant to speak——

"Master..."

"Ok?"

"...you eat more meat."

"Master..."

"Ah."

"...you eat more meat."

"Master..."

"..."

"...You should eat more meat."

The so-called exhaustion and exhaustion, Xue Meng felt a little exhausted.But Ta Xianjun watched Master Xue flatter Beidou Xianzun, uncharacteristically, he didn't stop him, instead he looked indifferent, biting his bones and sneering.

Three people at a table ate in silence, and finally Chu Wanning couldn't stand the weird atmosphere, got up and said, "I'm going back to my room."

Stepping Xianjun said: "Okay, I won't send it away."

Chu Wanning's face was gloomy, and he walked away.

Seeing this, Xue Meng finally couldn't help it, and slammed his chopsticks: "Mo Ran!"

Ta Xianjun bit his bones and said lazily, "What are you doing, then look for a date?"

"You—" gritted your teeth, "You don't know what to do!!"

"Where did I provoke you again? Daoist Gai?"

"……What?"

"Gai Shi Lang Wa Ge Dao Chang."

Xue Meng almost jumped up and strangled Ta Xianjun to death, the two were jumping and panting, staring at each other across a table, Xue Meng said: "You say! Why do you betray the master! "

"Hey, no, Xue Meng, your dog legs are not such a dog. Before you untied the illusion spell, you said that he was sorry for me. He is Chen Shimei in the cultivation world. He is on par with Jiang Xi. You Said."

"That's because you took it out of context!" Xue Meng yelled angrily, "Why did you leave you alone in the empty room, obviously he was already...already..."

They have all turned into ash for them and the world.

Even if the misunderstanding is solved and the whole story is known, this past is an unspeakable backlash for Xue Meng and Ta Xianjun.

Ta Xianjun glared at him immediately: "Don't say it."

"I didn't intend to say any more."

Staring at each other for a while, Xue Meng said: "Anyway, I don't believe that the master will be unfaithful to others. The person you said who dug your corner must be fabricated by you!"

"This seat does not have any!"

"Then who do you say?"

"It's that hypocrite, Master Mo!"

"You..." Xue Meng choked all of a sudden, he was even a little stunned, stunned for a long time, choked for a while, he finally reacted, slammed his hands on the table and stood up, angrily said, "You are crazy! !"

"Having been arguing for so long, and wasting so much time with you, it turned out that I was listening to you slapping yourself in the face! You are sick even if you eat your own jealousy! You, you, you...you really should go to Gu Yue Ye for treatment!! Want me to make an appointment with Jiang Xi for you? Tell me your name and save money!!!"

"Oh?" Ta Xianjun is a man who is particularly keen in certain aspects. He raised his head eagerly, bypassing obstacles and hitting blind spots: "Wait, why can you save money by reporting your name?"

"I--"

Ta Xianjun narrowed his eyes: "When did you have such a good relationship with Jiang Yechen?"

"me……"

Xue Meng "I" for a long time, but I don't know at all.

If there is anything that Ta Xianjun doesn't know after living two lifetimes, it is probably the mystery of Xue Meng's life experience.In fact, the fact that Jiang Xi is Xue Meng's biological father has been kept very well by Mrs. Wang. After Mrs. Wang and Xue Zhengyi passed away, only their father and son knew it in their hearts, and no one in the world knew about it.

Ta Xianjun naturally couldn't think of the real relationship between Xue Meng and Jiang Xi. He looked at Xue Meng's small face from white to red, from red to green, and finally couldn't bear it. It was like enlightenment and suddenly realized.

--ah!Could it be...

I see! !

Taxianjun himself likes such an old and cold man as Chu Wanning, and he thinks that other men must have the same taste.So he thought about it for a moment, and looked at Xue Meng with admiration.While looking at it, I sighed in my heart, I really can't see it...

"Needless to say." Ta Xianjun suddenly lost his hostility, he got up, filled a glass of wine with a heroic posture, raised it up in admiration and drank it, then turned out the empty wine glass and praised, "Xue Meng, don't be that one for three days... Cough, I am impressed, you are really capable! My seat congratulates you!"

Xue Meng: "???"

I have to say that Xue Meng still has too little contact with Mo Ran, who is under the personality of Ta Xianjun. He is used to getting along with his upright cousin, Master Mo, and he has not realized a very important point: talking to Ta Xianjun, "capable" This word is often not the kind of meaning that normal people will understand.

Until Xue Meng was stunned and was poured a glass of wine by him, he didn't realize what Ta Xianjun said "brother, you are really capable" he was praising him, and what "congratulations" was congratulating.

He could only vaguely hear Ta Xianjun leaning close to him and asking: "Hey, how do you feel about it? Are you good? Are you strong enough?"

Xue Meng thought he was talking about wine, and hummed: "Why not enough, it's too strong... It's just not too bearable..."

Dizzy, more and more nauseous, Mo Ran this dog thing actually poured his burning knife.

No, he is going to sue Master...

He staggered and wanted to go to Chu Wanning's room, but was stopped by Ta Xianjun.Xue Meng's eyes were straight, and he didn't know why Ta Xianjun was so enthusiastic suddenly, and said vaguely: "You, what are you doing?"

Stepping Xianjun grabbed Xue Meng and raised his eyebrows: "There are only a few thousand cups of wine when you meet a bosom friend. We have finally talked, so why are you ashamed? I tell you, in fact, it's just your personality. Zodiac has long felt that no girl can stand you, it is not easy for you to be enlightened, you heard from my brother-"

Xue Meng couldn't stand anymore, his face turned blue: "Let go, I...I want to..."

Ta Xianjun doesn't care what he thinks.

He only felt that Xue Meng was so rare to understand that this younger brother finally learned from him and understood that Sleeping Immortal Venerable is the most meaningful thing in this world.

First, the elder brother favored Wan Ye Yuheng Chu Xianzun.

Later, a younger brother occupied the dark fragrance as secluded as Jiang Yechen.

Wonderful!

He even wanted to go back and write a special book about the heroes and great achievements of his brothers, and then put a knife on the bookseller's neck and demand that they print 1000 million copies and distribute them all over the cultivation world!

Then he will be rich again!

So Stepping Immortal Jun excitedly said: "I have a unique research in this area. Seeing that you are my younger brother, I can reluctantly give you a few hands..."

"Let go...I want to..."

"I know you want it, but your physical strength is not as good as this one, so you can't ask for too much. The key lies in your skills. And my skills are naturally very—"

"Uh----!!!" A loud vomit interrupted Ta Xianjun's eloquent self-recommendation.

Xue Meng Xue Ziming, after vomiting on the face of the most beautiful senior brother Mei Hanxue, then vomited wildly and unreservedly at the handsome face of the sphenoid bone beauty seated as the emperor of the human world.

"..."

Stepping Xianjun's face suddenly darkened!

"Xue Meng!! You fucking don't spit on my clothes! This is the firewood that I went down the mountain for a day to earn enough private money to buy it! Fuck!"

The one who responded to him was Xue Meng rolled his eyes, and once again overwhelmed: "Ouch!"

The author has something to say:

ps. The statement about the danger of opening an inn at the beginning of this chapter is not my original idea, but I don’t remember where I saw it, and I can’t find it on Baidu... If I remember correctly, it is probably Liushen Leilei who said Jin Yong... Let's just hang on and talk like this first, so as not to misunderstand, bobo!

And Meng Meng's oolong really much hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha haha ​​hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. By the way, I will look back on the forgetful plot. There was a Xue Meng who eavesdropped outside. Later, because of Jiang Xi's subtle attitude, it was the Mei Hanxue brothers who became suspicious, but Mei Hanxue brothers didn't go into it, so the only ones who knew the real relationship between Jiang Xi and Mengmeng were their father and son. .Neither of them want to recognize each other, Mengmeng just wants to scold him, Jiang Xi just wants to send money to Xue Meng, and doesn't want to have any feelings...

Mr. Jiang: Xue Meng, I will give you [-] million yuan. Don't come to see me until the money is spent.I'm busy and don't want to chat with you about life.

Xue Meng:? ? ? ?

Jiang Xi's heart: I am a man without feelings.

Xue Meng's heart: Who wants to talk about life with you? ? ?

However, in the eyes of outsiders——

The female cultivator who is obsessed with Jiang Xi: The dog forced Xue Meng to betray Lord Jiang!shameless!

The female cultivator who is obsessed with Xue Meng: The dog forced Jiang Xi to take care of the head of Xue Meng!Dead pervert!

Alas, all the misunderstandings and oolongs in this world are really caused by one party's attitude not being clear, while the other party's thinking is too rich ==