Who is the father of this egg! ?

Ji Baba continued to complain, "The primary school teacher asked me to write an observation diary. Everyone observes frogs and rabbits. He has to observe the gray hair. Don't look at the gray hair. He is over 200 years old. I have to call him Big Brother Gray. A stinky bastard who has no manners at all... Later, when I got older, I saw other people raising kittens, and he wanted to raise them too. How could I agree, crying, worse than now, the stinky bastard was spoiled by me, otherwise Cry about anything, this time my father will definitely not compromise! Forty-five thousand have been spent, why don’t you go if you don’t want to? He’s so beautiful.” Ji Baba said angrily.

Feng Zhen sighed, he let go of Ji Baba's shoulders, took out his mobile phone and awkwardly called the admissions teacher of the cram school, Ji Baba looked at him on the phone in confusion, and after hearing his first sentence, Ji Baba Baba was not calm anymore.

"I want to return the cram school I ordered during the day—" Before finishing speaking, the phone was snatched away by the anxious Ji Baba, "Hello? Teacher Wu? I'm sorry we made a wrong call just now! No, no, my little one tomorrow I'll be on time for class!"

After hanging up the phone, Ji Baba glared at Feng Zhen, "Why are you canceling the class! Didn't you see that in the admissions brochure, you only get 30% of the fee back for unsubscribing? One or two spend money indiscriminately, and I will deduct one if you co-author it." You guys are so generous, you and your son are both generous, a mobile phone worth 4 yuan, and a class with more than [-] yuan can be refunded as soon as you say it. Excessive!"

Originally, Feng Zhen called Ji Baba to withdraw from the class because he was considerate of Ji Baba, but Ji Baba gave him a good "praise" without realizing it. He retorted seriously for himself, "I'm afraid you feel sorry for Xiaoxiao."

Ji Baba said angrily: "I love you little ones, but I love money even more! In short, there is no other way to say this. He has to go whether he goes or not. My father keeps his word. You don't care about this matter." !"

I don't know if he heard the quarrel outside, Ji Xiaoxiao cried louder in the bedroom, Ji Baba cursed, "The dead bastard is still crying, see if I don't wash him!" into the bedroom.

Both Feng Zhen and Long Er's hearts sank three points, fearing that Ji Xiaoxiao would be more dangerous than good, Feng Zhen hurried to catch up, but saw Ji Baba holding his son Bao Rou and screaming, Ji Xiaoxiao Grabbing his father's skirt, weeping in a hoarse voice, "Huahua, I don't want to go to cram school, I don't want to go..."

Of course it was impossible for Ji Baba to agree to him. After a minute of silence, Ji Baba gritted his teeth and stomped his feet cruelly, and said to his son, "Baby, as long as you go to cram school, Dad will buy you a kitten, okay?"

"If you don't go to cram school, don't—what?"

"I'll buy you a kitten. Didn't you always want to raise a kitten? Daddy will buy you a beautiful little tabby cat. You can hug it and take a bath every day when you come back from school..."

Shit take a shower and sleep!My wife can only hold me in the shower and sleep!

When Long Er heard this, he jumped around in a hurry outside.

Ji Xiaoxiao blinked, her eyes were swollen into a line, and her face was covered with messy tears, "Zun, Zun, are you..."

"Really!" Seeing his son's relaxed attitude, Ji Baba hastily raised his hand and swore, "Dad, I swear, you will see your kitty when you come back tomorrow night!"

"If you can't see the mud..."

"If I can't see you, I don't have to go to school!"

Ji Xiaoxiao sniffled, "Then I'm going to name the kitten..."

"Okay, call it whatever you want."

"I'm going to call it Ji Niu Niu..."

"Ji Yangyang can do it!"

Finally got his wish and coaxed his crying son to sleep. Ji Baba was sweating from exhaustion. After driving Feng Zhen away, he washed up casually and went to bed.

The next day, after sending his son to school, Ji Baba simply set up a stall at the intersection not far from the school, and immediately drove his reluctant son to the cram school on a tricycle at night after school.

Feng Zhen turned into a palm-sized little phoenix and stuck it on his neck, like a tattoo.Long Er also followed suit. He wanted to turn into a paper dragon and burrow into Ji Xiaoxiao's clothes, but Feng Zhen saw through it at a glance, and released a ray of Phoenix real fire to light the paper dragon. After burning for more than a minute, Long Er The hard shell was baked hard, and he didn't dare to do anything wrong with Ji Xiaoxiao in front of the two fathers.

Fortunately, Ji Xiaoxiao's enrollment process went smoothly. The dead boy kept a straight face, as if someone owed him fifty cents. Before he left, he looked at his father with threatening eyes and said, "Don't forget to paint, if you I don't have to get out of school if I can't see the kitten after school..."

"When did Dad ever lie to you? Go to school with peace of mind!"

"Hmph..." Ji Xiaoxiao turned around and entered the room, his aggrieved expression immediately changed, he showed a sly smile, gently squeezed Long Er in his pocket, and whispered: "It's all up to you Oh, you must throw the kitten far, far, far away!"

Long Er shook a few times, jumped up and down excitedly in Ji Xiaoxiao's pocket, and assured him, "It's all up to my husband!"

This cram school covers a large area, and there are students of all ages. Ji Baba walked out with Feng Zhen and looked around. Although it was night, the lights were brightly lit here, and there were either the teacher's distant lectures or the distant lectures in his ears. The sound of students reading, the atmosphere is similar to a real school.

On the right hand side of the door is a nursery school surrounded by beautiful wrought iron railings, and a male teacher in an apron is half kneeling on the ground to wipe the face of a little fat man.

"Don't cry anymore, uncle will pick you up at night."

The little fat man tiptoed on the neck of the host's male teacher, coquettishly, "Then aunt hug me~"

The title of 'Aunt' shocked Ji Baba, and he glanced at the male teacher's face, and found that he was the timid boy in yesterday's photo, but he was much better looking than in the photo, with fair skin, The eyes are big and the tails of the eyes are drooping, and they always look pitiful.To be honest, it doesn't match up well with the other wanton and arrogant boy in the photo, and it feels like he will be bullied miserably.

The male teacher blushed in embarrassment, and lightly slapped the little fat man on the buttocks, "I told you to call me Teacher Fang at school!"

"No, no, no~" the little fat man arched his shoulders coquettishly, "Uncle said, if the uncle said Diu Diu, he should call Auntie, otherwise he would beat Diu Diu's ass."

"He dares!"

The little fat man made a grimace, "Slightly slightly~~ Uncle said he won't be afraid of you!"

"Stinky boy..."

Embarrassed, Ji Baba kept staring at him, and quickly walked out of the private compound where the cram school was located.He stretched out his hand and scratched the back of his neck, and cursed in a low voice, "Smelly rascal, come down!"

Two seconds later, Feng Zhen appeared beside Ji Baba expressionlessly, and Ji Baba looked at his pristine face pantingly, and twisted his arm hard, "Next time you dare to hug me on the neck, I will wash you off! "

The two wanted to prepare the cat before Ji Xiaoxiao got out of school. With Ji Baba's stingy temperament, he originally planned to catch a wild cat near the village and go home to deal with the matter, but Feng Zhen rarely objected, "The wild cat It has a sharp temper and sharp claws, I'm afraid it will hurt Xiaoxiao, so go buy one."

Although Ji Baba felt sorry for Qian, what Feng Zhen said was not unreasonable, so he reluctantly agreed.

There is a flower and bird night market not far from the cram school. Ji Babala took Feng Zhen to buy three pieces of flowery underpants for five yuan each, eight pairs of socks for ten yuan, and a pair of rural laborers for 2 yuan each. He and Feng Zhen each wore a straw hat, wearing it happily while shopping and eating.

"Boss, how much is your kitten?" Ji Baba put the candied haws in Feng Zhen's hands, and his greasy little dirty hands were about to touch the clean and beautiful kitten.

"Ai ai ai!" The boss stopped repeatedly, and reached out to pinch Ji Baba's wrist, but was stared at by Feng Zhen's sharp eyes, the boss moved his cat's nest back embarrassingly, and said with a frown "We all just took a bath, you should wipe your hands before you touch them." The boss gave Ji Baba and Feng Zhen a sad look, touched the lazy kitten, and complained in a low voice, "The hair is all for you!" Qunguang is so bald that he can't buy it..."

Ji Baba raised his eyebrows and said angrily: "Who said I won't buy it, what's the difference? Just tell me how much your cat is!"

"1500."

Ji Baba choked for a moment, "...it's pretty cheap, but your cats are all bald, I'll go to another place to have a look." After speaking, he dragged Feng Zhen and ran away.

Feng Zhen quickly followed him, and the corner of his mouth couldn't help showing a doting smile, "Well, it's too bald."

Ji Baba said quickly: "Isn't that right? Look at that hair, it's 1000 yuan bald—it's not so bald that you can see the flesh!" His heart was pounding when he saw it, he turned his face to avoid meeting Feng Zhen's gaze, pointed to another small stall selling cats and said, "That! That white cat looks like a local cat to me, it must be cheap!"

This is a flower and bird night market with local characteristics. Pets such as flowers, birds, fish, insects, cats and dogs are placed in front of the store. In order to avoid harming these small animals, driving, smoking and making loud noises are not allowed in the market. Shangxu touched it, and the kitten lay on its stomach obediently, without even looking at Ji Baba.

"Boss, how much is your cat?"

"This is the Linqing lion cat. It has only been three months old. You can take away 1000 yuan!"

"What, what, what, Linqing lion cat, pretend I don't know it, can you sell it at a cheaper price?"

"This is our local breed of cat. You people always think about foreign cats, why don't you know how to support domestic production? Take a look at this cat, this hair, this white, these eyes, 1000 is really not expensive, we met is fate, I I'll give you a 9% discount, 900 yuan is the same price, okay?"

Ji Baba smiled disdainfully and pulled Feng Zhen to leave, "900? Why don't you grab it?"

"Don't go, don't go!" The shopkeeper stepped in front of the two of them, and asked very sadly, "Then can you make a price?"

"50, love to sell or not!"

The owner showed a terrified expression as if he had encountered a robber, "50!? Are you kidding me?"

"50 is quite a lot. You have already said that you support domestic production. You support domestic production and sell it so expensively. You have no sincerity at all!"

"Who said I'm insincere, I'm not sincere, I can talk to you here at night? Don't say 700 is easy, 700, you take it away!"

Ji Baba grabbed Feng Zhen's sleeve, turned around and left, "50 is 50, and I don't want more than one dollar." The two of them walked out five meters before they heard the shopkeeper's heartbroken voice, "Zhong! 50 I'll sell you! We Think of it as boycotting foreign goods and supporting domestic production!"

For 50 yuan, Ji Baba went back to the village with a little snow-white cat in his arms.

Regardless of whether it is a lion cat or not, just pay 50 yuan for this color, and you will definitely not lose money!

Ji Baba walked and stroked the hair all the way, and the kitten became anxious when he touched it. He stretched out his little paw and kept kicking his hand. Ji Baba thought that the kitten was playing with him, so he couldn't help feeling love in his heart, and poked his mouth There was a wave of kisses on the kitten's head and face, "It's so cute! No wonder Xiaoxiao keeps clamoring for adoption!" The kitten dared not to meow, and twisted left and right to avoid Ji Baba's mouth angrily.

Feng Zhen was very restless watching from the side, wishing to change into his original form and kick the kitty away to replace him.

When approaching the entrance of the village, suddenly a crazy woman rushed towards Ji Baba, Feng Zhen moved her fingers slightly, and the woman turned around and fell to the ground, she turned her head to look at the white cat in Ji Baba's arms, woo He burst into tears, "Daughter...Daughter..."

"Sister-in-law Dongmei? Why are you here? Where's your husband?" Ji Baba worriedly looked at the woman lying on the ground, but her body involuntarily leaned against Feng Zhen. Feng Zhen sensed his fear and stretched out her arms to hug her. his waist.

"Girl...girl..."

The woman was crying all the time, it was just past eight o'clock in the evening, the sky was completely dark, the village in the city was not as brightly lit as the city at the moment, and there was no one on the country road, just the two big men and a crazy man The weeping woman, Ji Baba held Feng Zhen's hand tightly, and whispered: "Let's go first, go back and call her husband to pick him up..."

Feng Zhen frowned slightly, "That's not right, I'll let someone send her back." After speaking, a chubby sparrow flew down from the sky, transformed into a handsome guy with tall legs, long legs and straight shoulders, facing Feng Zhen He cupped his hands respectfully and said, "God King!"

"send her home."

"Yes!"

A small turmoil subsided quickly, and Ji Baba, who had been chattering along the way, suddenly became silent. He held the cat in one hand, and held Feng Zhen with the other hand, shaking it.

Ji Baba looked at the twilight path in front of him, and said suddenly: "I see...you seem to be very kind..."

Feng Zhen didn't answer, probably still thinking about what he did to make Xiaoji misunderstand that he was a 'good-hearted person'.

Ji Baba sighed, "Oh, in fact, what you did was right. Although she almost took Xiaoxiao away before, I still feel sorry for her... I also heard that she had a daughter before, The grades are very good, and she is also very sensible, but then her daughter had an exam in the third year of junior high school, and she told her daughter that if you passed the exam, I would buy you a kitten, and it turned out that her daughter really passed the exam , but she told her daughter that there was no money at home, and she would buy it after a while... Then her daughter jumped into the river suddenly, and left a suicide note saying that in her next life she wanted to be reborn into a rich family and live a rich life... Then Dongmei’s sister-in-law went crazy, and it hasn’t been cured for more than 20 years. Xiaoxiao’s figure was unstable in the first few years when she was born. Xiaoxiao called 'cat, girl', and she scared Xiaoxiao to death, now whenever she sees a furry one, she calls it girl, alas..."

While walking, the two of them chatted about trivial gossip in the village and returned to the old dilapidated courtyard without knowing it. Basically, Ji Baba was talking and Feng Zhen was listening. Ji Baba didn't feel bored, yes. Looking at Feng Zhen, he can automatically turn on the chatterbox mode, which was the case 16 years ago, and it is the same now.

When we got home, the unexpected Long Er was there, and Ji Babaqi said, "Didn't you say that you want to accompany Xiao Xiao to class?"

Long Er chuckled, "I suddenly remembered that I still haven't finished my homework. I won't come back and finish my homework before I pick up Xiao Xiao from school with you."

Ji Baba saw that there were indeed several math homework and Chinese homework books spread out in front of him. Ji Baba looked at him suspiciously, "...Can you write? Do you want to wait for Xiaoxiao to come back and teach you?" Ji Baba still didn't believe it. When Mr. Wang said that Long Er was a genius, it was most likely to bluff him.

It must be because he was afraid that his distant relative would not send Long Er to school so he lied to him, it must be so.

Long Er quickly nodded, "Teach and teach, I don't know anything, it's all up to Xiao Xiao to teach me."

One sentence made Ji Baba feel very comfortable, and happily went to bathe the kitten.

At eleven o'clock in the evening, the three of them were going to pick up Ji Xiaoxiao, and Long Er volunteered to help Ji Baba hold the kitten, "Father-in-law, let me come, I think you must be tired after holding the kitten all night."

Ji Baba readily gave him the cat, leaning on Feng Zhen's shoulder and almost falling asleep.

He usually goes to bed after nine o'clock or ten o'clock, and today he has to pick up Xiao Xiao, and he has stretched to the limit.

The person in charge of driving is still the young commander Feng Ling, he quietly looked at the three people with the old god through the rear window, and couldn't help but want to go racing ==

When we arrived at the school gate, it happened that Ji Xiaoxiao and the others were out of school.Ji Xiaoxiao is not active in school, but she must be the leader after school. From a long distance away, Ji Baba saw her son looking around the school gate with his mouth full and his schoolbag on his face.

"Xiao Xiao! Come here, Dad is here." Ji Baba roared. Seeing his father, Ji Xiaoxiao ran over quickly, stretched his head into the car, and said eagerly, "Where's my cat!"

Ji Baba pointed to Long Er's position and said, "Don't worry, you are indispensable, isn't this here—where is Long Er!?"

He turned his head to look at Feng Zhen, Feng Zhen frowned, and said in a low voice: "This guy ran away with the cat, and I am being chased by someone."

Ji Xiaoxiao couldn't hold back the smile on her face, she couldn't help praising 'husband' in her heart, but she asked angrily, "Where's my cat!"

"Uh..." Ji Baba was sweating anxiously, and kept staring at Feng Zhen hoping that he would come up with an idea.

Feng Zhen glanced around in the car, and suddenly noticed Feng Ling on the driver's seat with a cold face. He didn't even say a word, and with a movement of his finger, the Feng Ling on the driver's seat disappeared instantly, replaced by a Fluffy, fierce, yellow and black little tiger!

"Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo of -- " He is facing Feng Zhen angrily at this moment, growl milkyly from throat, very angry look.