Who is the father of this egg! ?

"Cerebellar Axe!" Ji Xiaoxiao screamed, opened the co-pilot's door and pushed into the car. Before the little tiger had time to jump out of the window and escape, Ji Xiaoxiao jumped up and caught it, "Cerebellar Axe!!"

"It's so cute!! Cerebellar Axe Cerebellar Axe!" Ji Xiaoxiao hugged the fluffy tiger cub in his arms, incoherently excited, "Huahua is a Cerebellar Axe!!"

If it wasn't for his son right next to him, Ji Baba's reaction would probably not be any better than his son's. He stared dumbfounded at the front seat of the car. Holding the two front paws and hugging them up, kissing carelessly, "Cerebellar Ax Cerebellar Axe!"

Ji Baba felt in a trance that he saw an expression of humiliation and unwillingness to throw himself into the river immediately on its fluffy face...

Ji Baba tugged at Fengzhen's sleeve, and asked nervously, "What, what's going on here? Where did you get this tiger cub!?"

Feng Zhen's expression was as calm as ever, and he quietly told Ji Baba with his spiritual sense, "It's Feng Ling."

"Cough, cough, cough!!" Ji Baba let out a long series of coughs, and he stared at the loveless tiger cub in horror, only to see that he was less than [-] centimeters long, and his round tiger head occupied his body. One-third of the length, the two wet eyes are big and black, and there is a mighty and domineering "king" character on the top of the head. Its hair is much longer than the tiger cubs Ji Baba has seen on TV. Yellow and black are distinct and bright in color, and the whole tiger cub looks more like a round ball of hair.At this time, Mao Tuanzi was trying to push Ji Xiaoxiao's mouth with his front paws, while his back paws were kicking wildly out of thin air, struggling crazily.

"Feng, Feng Ling!?" Ji Baba couldn't hold back his exclamation. Hearing this, the tiger cub stopped struggling suddenly, and after two seconds of sluggishness, his hind paws kicked and kicked on Ji Xiaoxiao's face and chin more intensely. Kick, the fluffy tiger's mouth let out a tiger roar that he thought was very threatening, revealing his milky white teeth, "Aooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow"

On the contrary, Ji Xiaoxiao became even more excited, and simply pressed the cute little tiger cub on her face, rubbed it, rubbed it, and rolled it around, "Cerebellar Axe Cerebellar Axe!"

"This guy clearly said that he is a ten-meter-long colorful tiger!!" Ji Baba questioned loudly in Feng Zhen's ear with his spiritual sense.

It's no wonder that when this guy talks about his original form, he always thinks about him, it turns out he's a fake mallet!

"It's true that he belongs to the colorful and giant tiger family, but because he was too young, he was abandoned by his mother at the foot of Dongyu Mountain."

"Then you picked it up?" Ji Baba asked.

Feng Zhen nodded: "Originally I just wanted to be a kitten to raise some vitality in the palace, but he is still a bit temperamental. After taking shape, he started as a soldier of the Guards, and now he is the commander of the Guards. .”

what? !!

Not a professional driver?

"Ah? I thought he was your secretary or something, why did you bring your guard commander here!?"

"The Guards are responsible for protecting the safety of the God King. If you don't follow me, who will you follow?" Feng Zhen probably felt that his question was a bit silly, and a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.

Ji Baba looked at the little tiger cub who was frantically struggling to survive under Ji Xiaoxiao's mouth, and couldn't connect him with Feng Ling, the cold, handsome and elite commander of the Guards.

"He is your young commander, how do you turn him into a little tiger for the bastard to play with?! Is there anyone like you who is the boss!"

Ji Baba quickly reacted, scolded Feng Zhen, and leaned over to hug Feng Ling, Feng Zhen's face changed, and before he could react, Ji Xiaoxiao quickly stuffed Feng Ling under her buttocks, Watching Dad vigilantly, he said, "What do you want...Ji Niu Niu is mine..."

After the little tiger heard the thundering address of "Ji Niu Niu", he immediately foamed at the mouth and rolled his eyes and fainted Gu Qie.

Ji Baba opened his buttocks to reach the dizzy Fengling, and hit him on the buttocks, "What Ji Niuniu, it's your Uncle Fengling!"

Ji Xiaoxiao grabbed the little tiger's hind legs and yelled loudly: "It's not Uncle Fengling! Don't take my Ji Niuniu away! It's agreed to give it to me!"

Ji Baba smacked him on the head and scolded: "I said I would buy you a kitten, is this a kitten!? Where is it yours?"

"What about my kitten!?"

"Uh..." Ji Baba got stuck, and he looked at Feng Zhen for help, and Feng Zhen's unique voice transmitted through spiritual consciousness sounded in his ears: "Don't worry about him, Feng Ling did something wrong a while ago, and let him act as a Two days of 'Ji Niu Niu' is considered punishment."

"What mistake did he make?" A dignified commander is going to be played around like a kitten by Ji Xiaoxiao! ?

"I asked him to protect you and Xiaoxiao, but he only cares about playing. He is very responsible for Xiaoxiao being scared by Nianhun. If he was in Guiyu, he might be whipped."

What can be called punishment on Guiyu Island is not finished until people are tortured to the point of losing their skin. When Feng Zhen said this, he didn't use his spiritual sense, but said it directly, his tone was full of threats .

Feng Ling, who was still kicking Ji Xiaoxiao's hand vigorously into Ji Baba's arms, froze all of a sudden, then let go of Ji Baba's rescue hand, and returned to Ji Xiao with a sad and angry face. small bosom.

Didn't Ma De just forget himself a little while playing with wool, and nothing happened to the little chick, but the Lord God King humiliated him so much, it would be better to kill him with one knife!

As if he heard Feng Ling's slander, Feng Zhen smiled slightly, "If you want to go to Zhanxiantai, I won't stop you."

Feng Ling rolled herself into a ball and squeezed hard into Ji Xiaoxiao's arms, and even stuck out her ruddy tongue to lick the back of his hand, full of flattery, which made Ji Xiaoxiao blush with excitement up.

"Is the owner of the brain ax giving you a name, okay, just call you 'Ji Niu Niu" OK? Niu Niu Niu Niu Niu Niu Niu Niu Niu, you are so cute ~~~ "Ji Xiaoxiao kept his face on Feng Yan's body Rolling back and forth, Feng Ling's hair became bald.Ji Baba couldn't bear to look at this horrific scene. He pinched Feng Zhen and said angrily: "He is your subordinate. If you make a mistake, you can beat or kill him. Why are you insulting him like this? Ji Xiaoxiao! Stop kissing, look at the hair on your mouth, spit it out quickly!"

Feng Zhen glanced at the little tiger, and said lightly: "He volunteered. The guards on Guiyu Island are not afraid of death or bloodshed. The only thing they are afraid of is probably thorns and whips. You can ask him, is he willing to be a kitten for two days?" Or would you rather be whipped?"

Without waiting for Ji Baba to ask Feng Da Commander for his opinion, Ji Xiaoxiao eagerly answered for his Cerebellar Axe: "Be a kitty kitten!" He stroked Cerebellar Axe's head lovingly, and said distressedly: " It's best to be a kitten, I won't hit you, there is no one in my family who likes to hit people except I can hit me when I paint..."

Ji Baba became angry when he heard the words, "If you didn't like to make me angry, I could beat you?"

Ji Xiaoxiao pouted and retorted: "Anyway, painting is like spanking people's ass..."

Father and son, you were angry with me and I blamed you. Back home, Long Er didn’t know where he went. No matter how Ji Baba asked the bastard, he said he didn’t know, and he refused to admit that Long Er ran away with the kitten on purpose. .

Ji Baba had an idea and frightened his son: "The kitten Dad bought for you is not an ordinary kitten. The cat is handsome."

Ji Baba's good intentions and Ji Xiaoxiao didn't understand at all, he tilted his head and thought for a while, then stroked Ji Niuniu's hairy head, pretending to regret and said: "That's a pity, but luckily I have Niu Niu now, let Let's go, Bai Niuniu, I'll be happy if I have Hua Niu Niu~" He rubbed against 'Hua Niu Niu' while talking, "You are the cutest~"

What the hell is 'Hua Niu Niu'!

Feng Ling tried her best to tell herself to be calm, even if life makes you be a cat for a 16-year-old mentally handicapped, you still have to be strong!

Fortunately, the little white cat didn't come to the house, otherwise the little chick would definitely name them after suits to distinguish the two cows, and his name would really be nailed to the 'Hua Niu Niu'!

Ji Xiaoxiao thoroughly enjoyed the fun of bathing, feeding, and stroking his "Hua Niu Niu". Before going to bed at night, he still had a great time playing with Hua Niu Niu's two little paws. Ji Baba reminded him several times He pretended not to hear, until he was slapped by Ji Baba before falling asleep holding Hua Niuniu who was also unwilling.

A few hours later, Long Er, who ran thousands of miles to help his wife throw the "life-or-death" kitten at the door of a pet shop in a neighboring city, came back. He planned to lie down in the kitchen and sleep, but when he was close to the bedroom, he smelled it. There was a familiar smell that shouldn't be smelled.

Long Er lifted his nose, it was the smell of Feng Zhen's Bingshan subordinate...

He looked up at the wall clock on the wall, well, it was 02:30 in the morning.

At 02:30 in the morning, why does my father-in-law's bedroom smell like a phoenix feather...

The image of the father-in-law and Feng Zhen who unfortunately bumped into him that day could not help appearing in his mind. Countless ambiguous and charming images immediately shocked the one-year-old baby Long Er. He stared at the wooden door of the bedroom and hesitated for a while. Wanbai finally turned his head back to the kitchen and went to sleep.

Anyway, that guy Feng Zhen has nothing to do with him, let him find out about being cuckolded by his wife and subordinates.Speaking of it, Feng Zhen is really miserable. Her serious boyfriend didn't get to sleep with his father-in-law, but Feng Ling, who was sneaky, went to sleep at home openly.

What a pity!

Thinking of Feng Zhen's always stern and cold face, Long Er couldn't help letting out a cheap giggle.And proud of myself and my little love than Jin Jian!

Besides, as a firm son-in-law, as long as the father-in-law doesn't ask about him and Xiaoxiao, then he won't care about his father-in-law's affairs. Once the father-in-law obstructs him and Xiaoxiao, hehe...

Long Er was kicked awake by Ji Baba in a dream.

"Get up, are you not going to school today?"

Long Er opened his eyes in a daze, and saw that Ji Baba was carrying a large pot of washed rice and putting it into the rice cooker in the main room. He got up quickly, and watched Ji Baba's expression while washing and rinsing. Expression, he found that his father-in-law's psychological quality is really good, he just slept with his wild lover yesterday, and today he is like a normal person, and he is still in front of Xiaoxiao - no, Xiaoxiao! ?

Xiaoxiao usually sleeps with his father-in-law, and Xiaoxiao was there when Feng Ling was there yesterday!

Father-in-law is up, where are Xiao Xiao and Feng Ling! ?

Alarm bells rang out in Long Er's heart, he didn't bother to rinse his mouth, he rushed to the bedroom door with a mouth full of toothpaste foam and kicked open the bedroom door, Ji Baba yelled behind him: "Damn Long Er, you are dying! Kicked down the door of the house!"

On the bed in the bedroom, his dear wife, Ji Xiaoxiao, was sleeping dimly in a pair of short pants and an old shirt rolled up to her belly, and she didn't even wake him up with the loud noise of kicking the door.

There was a frantically struggling yellow and black fur ball sandwiched between the long thin white legs, and after hearing the loud sound of kicking the door, the hair ball struggled even harder, "Wow woo woo—"

"Mum——Mum————" Ji Xiaoxiao scratched her belly, raised her feet and rubbed them on Mao Tuanzi's body in a strange posture, "Niu Niu...no... Don't... scream, sleep..."

Oh, it turned out that it was not his father-in-law who slept with Feng Ling, but his wife Ji Xiaoxiao.

"I-grass-you-all-family-"

Long Er couldn't control his body shape at all, and directly turned into a little dragon over two meters tall. When he raised his head, he broke the chandelier in Ji Baba's house, and jumped onto the bed suddenly, boom!The bed also collapsed in response, Ji Xiaoxiao sat up, stared at the messy hair all over his head, and looked at Long Er who was green with anger in front of him, "What happened to Fa Sen?!"

"You still have the nerve to say it!" Long Er stomped his front paws, the entire bedroom wall shook three times, tears came out of his big eyes, and his voice was full of grievances and accusations, "You are my wife, why do you want to follow me?" Someone else is sleeping!?"

Ji Xiaoxiao still didn't react, he frowned and took a hard look at Long Er, and blamed him: "What are you talking about, the sound is so loud in the early morning, the bed is trampled down, and you don't wash it when you are painting. You scared my Ji Niuniu up, look," Ji Xiaoxiao picked up Feng Ling, who was also in a daze, and kissed his hairy head, "He was too scared to move."

"Wife!" Long Er was very sad, and swept his huge tail angrily, just in time to sweep Ji Baba who was holding a broom behind him to beat Long Er, and fell to the ground.

"Ouch!" Ji Baba yelled, and then covered his calf in pain and didn't make a sound for a long time.

Both Long Er and Ji Xiaoxiao were taken aback, Long Er finally came back rationally and changed back to human form, Ji Xiaoxiao stood at the door and yelled "Bad uncle—" Feng Zhen rushed into the house immediately.

After a period of turmoil, Ji Baba was diagnosed by the doctor as nothing serious, Long Er's life was saved, and Ji Xiaoxiao was also banned from playing with Ji Niuniu until the results of the monthly exam came out. For one hundred, you are not allowed to see Ji Niuniu, and you can play with Ji Niuniu for an extra hour if you advance by one rank...

No matter how Ji Xiaoxiao behaved and cried, Ji Baba was unmoved.After negotiating the conditions, he found Feng Ling who had changed back to human form and was thinking about life deeply behind the house, gave him a big bun, and said slightly apologetically: "I really troubled you yesterday, that little bastard called me Spoiled...don't worry, from now on you just need to play with him after Xiaoxiao's exam - just play with him for a day or two, this kid just hasn't grown up, he doesn't even recognize Long Er's true form , let alone you, he respects you when you change back to human form..."

Feng Ling looked at Ji Baba coldly, "Oh, my original form is not worthy of respect."

Ji Baba couldn't argue, "No, no, I didn't mean that, what I meant was...the child likes you and wants to play with you, anyway, anyway, you should encourage the child to study..."

"I see, you tell him that as long as he can be admitted to university, Cerebellar Axe will show him jumping through fire hoops, riding a bicycle, and crushing boulders on his chest." Feng Ling's voice was very calm, but Ji Baba could hear him Beneath the calm voice was the twisted craziness of broken cans.

Ji Baba didn't dare to talk to him too much, he always felt that Feng Ling suddenly became gloomy, and his eyes were full of sadness when he looked at anyone.