Who is the father of this egg! ?
Chapter 81
Thinking of the scene where Ji Xiaoxiao lay on the bed with her ass pouted and crying, even Feng Zhen, who kept saying that he would send his son to practice, couldn't bear it. He whispered: "It's useless for me to beat him, why don't we find him?" A few famous teachers came to teach him at home..."
"Put—" Ji Baba habitually wanted to refute, and then a flash of light flashed in his mind, he grabbed Feng Zhen's sleeve, and suddenly realized: "That's right! He just entered high school, and I haven't enrolled him in cram school yet! "
When I was in elementary school, Ji Baba saved Ji Xiaoxiao’s money and hired a tutor for a few days, but the tutor turned out to be a perverted dog basket, and told Xiaoxiao not to call him the teacher or his father in private. Ji Xiaoxiao reported it to her father For this frenzied request, Ji Baba kicked the teacher out with a stick.
At that time, Ji Baba was innocent and didn't know the real purpose of the dog basket. He thought that he just saw Xiaoxiao cute and wanted to abduct Xiaoxiao home as his son. After living in human society for a long time, Ji Baba slowly remembered, This man is clearly a pervert!
Since then, Ji Baba has never hired Ji Xiaoxiao a tutor. When he was in junior high school, he went to a summer cram school for two days. Because it was too hot, Chick got sunstroke, and Ji Baba felt so distressed when he saw it, so he didn’t send him there. up.
Many people say that boys are scientifically minded. Don’t look at the poor grades in primary and junior high school. If you don’t do well in high school, you’ll be enlightened. In the neighboring village, there’s a gangster who smokes and fights with others. The first grade every year is recommended to xx University.
Ji Baba is also full of a similar fluke mentality, secretly looking forward to Ji Xiaoxiao being able to be like everyone in the neighboring village after entering high school. It is as stable as a mountain, and the scores in the previous test are still in the test-it all depends on how many multiple-choice questions there are for choosing c on that paper.
He turned around and ran into the house, "Let me see how much money is left at home first!"
Feng Zhen felt sore, he stretched out his long arms, and hugged Ji Baba into his arms, "Don't worry about it, you have a lot of money, you can have as much money as I have."
"Can--"
"Chicken, I'm not an outsider, I'm also a little father..."
The rare Fengzhen who showed weakness made Ji Baba "reluctantly" agree to Xiaoxiao's request for the money for the cram school.
On the way to pick up Ji Xiaoxiao from school at noon, the two frantically found a cram school for Ji Xiaoxiao.Language, foreign affairs, history, geography, materialization, and life are the same. The cram school also issued honorary certificates to students in the nine-subject full-booking class. The teacher jokingly called this "nine-door admiral".
Ji Xiaoxiao was still kept in the dark, and he was happier than anyone else when he saw his father came back. He stayed on Ji Baba's body all afternoon and refused to leave half a step, shaking his head and coquettishly saying that Huahua baby loves you the most Miss you……
I don't know why, when Feng Zhen saw Xiao Xiao like this, he suddenly regretted letting him be the 'admiral of the nine gates'...
Ji Baba probably had a mutual understanding with Feng Zhenxin, and the two frenzied parents decided to give their son a peaceful and beautiful afternoon.After seven o'clock in the evening, I took Ji Xiaoxiao home. The table was already full of Ji Xiaoxiao's favorite dishes. Ji Baba looked at his son's chubby face lovingly, and said earnestly while picking up vegetables for him. : "Baby, how are you studying recently?"
"Ahem!" Ji Xiaoxiao choked on the millet porridge, Long Er quickly patted him on the back, Ji Xiaoxiao unconsciously stirred the bowl with chopsticks, lowered his head and whispered: "It's nothing... I just changed the head teacher, and I'm still getting used to it."
He hid the 13-point test paper last time... Dad probably didn't see it...
Ji Baba snorted lovingly on his son's soft fur, "Baby, look at you, you have just started school, and there have been two head teachers in the school, so how can students learn well?"
Ji Xiaoxiao nodded heavily, "Enen! Many people in our class have regressed! Huahua, you are right!"
"How can you blame the students for not learning well? It's obviously a problem with your No. [-] Middle School teacher."
Ji Xiaoxiao knocked on the bowl excitedly, she didn't expect her father to be so reasonable, and I lied to him, what a shameless person!Ji Xiaoxiao can't wait to go to the yard to dig out the '13' test paper and confess to her father, "Enen!! Huahua, you are right!!"
"Father has enrolled you in extra-curricular cram schools. Our school classes are in session, and the classes outside the school are not missed. Are you right?"
Ji Xiaoxiao nodded without thinking, "Huh, huh! Huahua—huh!???" Ji Xiaoxiao suddenly couldn't turn his head around, "Huahua, what kind of extra-curricular cram school."
Ji Baba got up and took his luggage from the sofa, took out a thick stack of promotional materials for cram school, and gave the certificate of honor to Ji Xiaoxiao, "Here, this is it, Golden Moon Extracurricular Interest Class, you Take a look at their slogans, tutoring by famous teachers, building elites, and returning to Qingbei, you can choose. Look, here is the registration form. Your Uncle Feng and I have enrolled you in all nine courses, aren’t you happy?”
Ji Xiaoxiao squeezed her big eyes with long eyelashes one by one.The rosy mouth was slightly open, revealing the small black teeth inside, and a piece of vegetable leaf was stuck on the corner of the mouth, looking so stupid that a piece of cake could be fooled away.
Long Er rubbed the back of his neck distressedly, and comforted him softly, "Don't be afraid, my husband will accompany you to cram school."
Ji Baba continued, "There's a 9% discount for the nine courses, that's it." Speaking of this, Ji Baba rubbed his chest distressedly, gritted his teeth and said, "It's only 5000 yuan, and I've already paid it all. Xiaoxiao, you have to go to class tomorrow. Well, every day from 08:30 to 11:30, on weekends from 07:30 am to [-]:[-] pm, on Sundays school is over early, and on Sunday nights school is over at [-]:[-], you come back Dad I'll cook something delicious for you——bao, why are you crying!"
Before she finished speaking, Ji Xiaoxiao curled her mouth, held back for a long time, and then let out a series of miserable and funny croaking sounds from her throat, "Chick, Chick - Chick - Grasshopper - Grasshopper - "Before the tears came down, Ji Xiaoxiao rolled her eyes and fainted Gu Qie!
"Little one!!"
"Little!"
"Wife!"
Fortunately, the four doctors lived nearby, and Feng Zhen hurried over with a phone call. After carefully examining Ji Xiaoxiao who was lying on the sofa, the leading doctor looked solemn and wiped his face. Khan said: "To be honest, I have been practicing medicine for more than ten years and have never encountered such a situation—"
Ji Baba's face was pale, and he almost fainted, Feng Zhen quickly hugged him, put his head on his arm, and slightly supported his small body.
Seeing this, the doctor quickly changed his words and said: "Of course, your son's body is very healthy, but he was over-stimulated. The child is still young, and he fainted after some reactions. There is nothing wrong with his body, but... I don't know if it is us. You guys are not good at learning," the doctor tried hard to choose the words, "however we hear and see, your son has two hearts, two heartbeats..."
Hearing this, both Fengzhen and Ji Baba breathed a sigh of relief. Fengzhen once told him that any alien who mixed with the blood of the giant-winged phoenix will slowly give birth to two hearts, which is basically not a problem. , but it is a kind of protection. After the two hearts are fully grown, it also means that the mixed-blood phoenix has fully grown up.
After the doctor was sent away, Ji Xiaoxiao also woke up. No matter who called, she pouted her buttocks and hid her head under the pillow, crying. Ji Baba pulled his arm and he knocked Ji Baba's hand away. Long Er turned into a big basketball player. Xiaolong climbed onto the sofa and tried to get close to him, but was kicked by his buttocks and rolled several times.
Ji Baba stood by the bed and tried to persuade him, "Xiao Xiao, don't cry, okay, Dad is so distressed."
Ji Xiaoxiao hugged the pillow and turned herself off, facing her father with her little butt, a sad and dull cry came from the pillow, "Huahua doesn't feel bad, I don't want to go to cram school, you call me Just wash me, wash me so I don't have to go to school, woo woo woo woo."
Ji Baba was gentle and firm, and tried hard to persuade his son, "Why don't you go? It cost so much money. Dad has worked so hard to earn money. He spent 4000 to study for you. Dad only earns a month. [-] yuan, how long do you think Dad will earn forty-five thousand yuan?"
Ji Xiaoxiao lifted his head from the pillow, revealing his little fat face that was flushed from crying. He looked at his father sadly, and muttered in his mouth, "11 divided by 11 equals, equals, It's equal to eight..." His eyes froze for a moment, and Ji Baba's face immediately changed, and Long Er hurriedly answered, "Eleven months! Your father-in-law will earn [-] months!"
Ji Baba held back his anger, and said in a gentle tone as much as possible: "Anyway, Dad has to earn for a long time. Don't you think about Dad, and you don't feel tired at all when you go to cram school. Dad and Uncle Feng drive you up and down every day." Xue, why don't you go to school at night and dad will wait for you outside?"
Hearing this, Ji Xiaoxiao knew that there was almost no room for turning around. In his grief, he turned into a little yellow chicken, spread the little chicken legs apart, and pissed warmly at his father, kicking the chicken paws upwards, " I’m not going, I’m not going, I’m not going——Wow, I’m not going, I’m not going, I’m not going anywhere!!”
Ji Baba didn't intend to bother with his son about the 'little thing' of being pissed all over his face. He calmly shook the piss on his hands, stood up and announced ruthlessly, "Cry, get ready when you're done crying, daddy will leave tomorrow." I'll take you to school." After speaking, he forced Feng Zhen and Long Er out of the bedroom, leaving Ji Xiaoxiao alone in the room crying faintly.Several times Long Er wanted to sneak in, but Ji Baba caught him and gave him a good lesson before he survived.
Ji Baba thought it would be enough for the bastard to cry for more than ten minutes, but he didn't expect that from eight o'clock to nine o'clock, the bastard would not stop at all, attracting all the gray hairs, the gray hairs who didn't know the truth came up Then he accused Ji Baba, "You beat the children again. What age are you still teaching with sticks, old feudalism!" Ji Baba was so angry that he took a broom and drove Huimao out.This little episode didn't affect Ji Xiaoxiao's 'performance' until 09:30 Ji Baba couldn't sit still, and his eyes kept wandering to the bedroom.
"You son of a bitch, how can you be so energetic? You've been crying until now, and I'm so mad." Ji Baba said "I'm so mad", but with an expression of worry that couldn't be concealed, Feng Zhen embraced him. Into his arms, kissed his hair lightly, and comforted in a low voice: "Don't worry, he is my son, I can sense his condition, and I will deal with any problems."
Ji Baba poked his chest with his fingers, and looked at him resentfully with his small eyes, "Just say it nicely, what will you do with it, the bastard has been annoying since he was a child, and he didn't want to go to kindergarten when he was young. After sending it off, he hugged my thigh tightly, and even a few teachers couldn't get it off like hugging a koala."
A picture of the bean-like little boy hugging Ji Baba's thigh appeared in Feng Zhen's mind, and a smile could not help but appear at the corner of his mouth, "Well, that appearance must be very troublesome, thank you for your hard work."
What he said was calm and breezy, but he couldn't help feeling deep regret in his heart. There must be countless joys and troubles in his little growth. He didn't know it at all. He was neither a good lover nor a good father. Now, facing Xiaoxiao who has been crying all the time, he can't come up with any good solution. He finds that being a father is much more difficult than being a god king.If something happened to his subordinates, he should be punished and rewarded, but if something happened to his son, he couldn't do anything, he couldn't beat him or scold him...
"Put—" Ji Baba habitually wanted to refute, and then a flash of light flashed in his mind, he grabbed Feng Zhen's sleeve, and suddenly realized: "That's right! He just entered high school, and I haven't enrolled him in cram school yet! "
When I was in elementary school, Ji Baba saved Ji Xiaoxiao’s money and hired a tutor for a few days, but the tutor turned out to be a perverted dog basket, and told Xiaoxiao not to call him the teacher or his father in private. Ji Xiaoxiao reported it to her father For this frenzied request, Ji Baba kicked the teacher out with a stick.
At that time, Ji Baba was innocent and didn't know the real purpose of the dog basket. He thought that he just saw Xiaoxiao cute and wanted to abduct Xiaoxiao home as his son. After living in human society for a long time, Ji Baba slowly remembered, This man is clearly a pervert!
Since then, Ji Baba has never hired Ji Xiaoxiao a tutor. When he was in junior high school, he went to a summer cram school for two days. Because it was too hot, Chick got sunstroke, and Ji Baba felt so distressed when he saw it, so he didn’t send him there. up.
Many people say that boys are scientifically minded. Don’t look at the poor grades in primary and junior high school. If you don’t do well in high school, you’ll be enlightened. In the neighboring village, there’s a gangster who smokes and fights with others. The first grade every year is recommended to xx University.
Ji Baba is also full of a similar fluke mentality, secretly looking forward to Ji Xiaoxiao being able to be like everyone in the neighboring village after entering high school. It is as stable as a mountain, and the scores in the previous test are still in the test-it all depends on how many multiple-choice questions there are for choosing c on that paper.
He turned around and ran into the house, "Let me see how much money is left at home first!"
Feng Zhen felt sore, he stretched out his long arms, and hugged Ji Baba into his arms, "Don't worry about it, you have a lot of money, you can have as much money as I have."
"Can--"
"Chicken, I'm not an outsider, I'm also a little father..."
The rare Fengzhen who showed weakness made Ji Baba "reluctantly" agree to Xiaoxiao's request for the money for the cram school.
On the way to pick up Ji Xiaoxiao from school at noon, the two frantically found a cram school for Ji Xiaoxiao.Language, foreign affairs, history, geography, materialization, and life are the same. The cram school also issued honorary certificates to students in the nine-subject full-booking class. The teacher jokingly called this "nine-door admiral".
Ji Xiaoxiao was still kept in the dark, and he was happier than anyone else when he saw his father came back. He stayed on Ji Baba's body all afternoon and refused to leave half a step, shaking his head and coquettishly saying that Huahua baby loves you the most Miss you……
I don't know why, when Feng Zhen saw Xiao Xiao like this, he suddenly regretted letting him be the 'admiral of the nine gates'...
Ji Baba probably had a mutual understanding with Feng Zhenxin, and the two frenzied parents decided to give their son a peaceful and beautiful afternoon.After seven o'clock in the evening, I took Ji Xiaoxiao home. The table was already full of Ji Xiaoxiao's favorite dishes. Ji Baba looked at his son's chubby face lovingly, and said earnestly while picking up vegetables for him. : "Baby, how are you studying recently?"
"Ahem!" Ji Xiaoxiao choked on the millet porridge, Long Er quickly patted him on the back, Ji Xiaoxiao unconsciously stirred the bowl with chopsticks, lowered his head and whispered: "It's nothing... I just changed the head teacher, and I'm still getting used to it."
He hid the 13-point test paper last time... Dad probably didn't see it...
Ji Baba snorted lovingly on his son's soft fur, "Baby, look at you, you have just started school, and there have been two head teachers in the school, so how can students learn well?"
Ji Xiaoxiao nodded heavily, "Enen! Many people in our class have regressed! Huahua, you are right!"
"How can you blame the students for not learning well? It's obviously a problem with your No. [-] Middle School teacher."
Ji Xiaoxiao knocked on the bowl excitedly, she didn't expect her father to be so reasonable, and I lied to him, what a shameless person!Ji Xiaoxiao can't wait to go to the yard to dig out the '13' test paper and confess to her father, "Enen!! Huahua, you are right!!"
"Father has enrolled you in extra-curricular cram schools. Our school classes are in session, and the classes outside the school are not missed. Are you right?"
Ji Xiaoxiao nodded without thinking, "Huh, huh! Huahua—huh!???" Ji Xiaoxiao suddenly couldn't turn his head around, "Huahua, what kind of extra-curricular cram school."
Ji Baba got up and took his luggage from the sofa, took out a thick stack of promotional materials for cram school, and gave the certificate of honor to Ji Xiaoxiao, "Here, this is it, Golden Moon Extracurricular Interest Class, you Take a look at their slogans, tutoring by famous teachers, building elites, and returning to Qingbei, you can choose. Look, here is the registration form. Your Uncle Feng and I have enrolled you in all nine courses, aren’t you happy?”
Ji Xiaoxiao squeezed her big eyes with long eyelashes one by one.The rosy mouth was slightly open, revealing the small black teeth inside, and a piece of vegetable leaf was stuck on the corner of the mouth, looking so stupid that a piece of cake could be fooled away.
Long Er rubbed the back of his neck distressedly, and comforted him softly, "Don't be afraid, my husband will accompany you to cram school."
Ji Baba continued, "There's a 9% discount for the nine courses, that's it." Speaking of this, Ji Baba rubbed his chest distressedly, gritted his teeth and said, "It's only 5000 yuan, and I've already paid it all. Xiaoxiao, you have to go to class tomorrow. Well, every day from 08:30 to 11:30, on weekends from 07:30 am to [-]:[-] pm, on Sundays school is over early, and on Sunday nights school is over at [-]:[-], you come back Dad I'll cook something delicious for you——bao, why are you crying!"
Before she finished speaking, Ji Xiaoxiao curled her mouth, held back for a long time, and then let out a series of miserable and funny croaking sounds from her throat, "Chick, Chick - Chick - Grasshopper - Grasshopper - "Before the tears came down, Ji Xiaoxiao rolled her eyes and fainted Gu Qie!
"Little one!!"
"Little!"
"Wife!"
Fortunately, the four doctors lived nearby, and Feng Zhen hurried over with a phone call. After carefully examining Ji Xiaoxiao who was lying on the sofa, the leading doctor looked solemn and wiped his face. Khan said: "To be honest, I have been practicing medicine for more than ten years and have never encountered such a situation—"
Ji Baba's face was pale, and he almost fainted, Feng Zhen quickly hugged him, put his head on his arm, and slightly supported his small body.
Seeing this, the doctor quickly changed his words and said: "Of course, your son's body is very healthy, but he was over-stimulated. The child is still young, and he fainted after some reactions. There is nothing wrong with his body, but... I don't know if it is us. You guys are not good at learning," the doctor tried hard to choose the words, "however we hear and see, your son has two hearts, two heartbeats..."
Hearing this, both Fengzhen and Ji Baba breathed a sigh of relief. Fengzhen once told him that any alien who mixed with the blood of the giant-winged phoenix will slowly give birth to two hearts, which is basically not a problem. , but it is a kind of protection. After the two hearts are fully grown, it also means that the mixed-blood phoenix has fully grown up.
After the doctor was sent away, Ji Xiaoxiao also woke up. No matter who called, she pouted her buttocks and hid her head under the pillow, crying. Ji Baba pulled his arm and he knocked Ji Baba's hand away. Long Er turned into a big basketball player. Xiaolong climbed onto the sofa and tried to get close to him, but was kicked by his buttocks and rolled several times.
Ji Baba stood by the bed and tried to persuade him, "Xiao Xiao, don't cry, okay, Dad is so distressed."
Ji Xiaoxiao hugged the pillow and turned herself off, facing her father with her little butt, a sad and dull cry came from the pillow, "Huahua doesn't feel bad, I don't want to go to cram school, you call me Just wash me, wash me so I don't have to go to school, woo woo woo woo."
Ji Baba was gentle and firm, and tried hard to persuade his son, "Why don't you go? It cost so much money. Dad has worked so hard to earn money. He spent 4000 to study for you. Dad only earns a month. [-] yuan, how long do you think Dad will earn forty-five thousand yuan?"
Ji Xiaoxiao lifted his head from the pillow, revealing his little fat face that was flushed from crying. He looked at his father sadly, and muttered in his mouth, "11 divided by 11 equals, equals, It's equal to eight..." His eyes froze for a moment, and Ji Baba's face immediately changed, and Long Er hurriedly answered, "Eleven months! Your father-in-law will earn [-] months!"
Ji Baba held back his anger, and said in a gentle tone as much as possible: "Anyway, Dad has to earn for a long time. Don't you think about Dad, and you don't feel tired at all when you go to cram school. Dad and Uncle Feng drive you up and down every day." Xue, why don't you go to school at night and dad will wait for you outside?"
Hearing this, Ji Xiaoxiao knew that there was almost no room for turning around. In his grief, he turned into a little yellow chicken, spread the little chicken legs apart, and pissed warmly at his father, kicking the chicken paws upwards, " I’m not going, I’m not going, I’m not going——Wow, I’m not going, I’m not going, I’m not going anywhere!!”
Ji Baba didn't intend to bother with his son about the 'little thing' of being pissed all over his face. He calmly shook the piss on his hands, stood up and announced ruthlessly, "Cry, get ready when you're done crying, daddy will leave tomorrow." I'll take you to school." After speaking, he forced Feng Zhen and Long Er out of the bedroom, leaving Ji Xiaoxiao alone in the room crying faintly.Several times Long Er wanted to sneak in, but Ji Baba caught him and gave him a good lesson before he survived.
Ji Baba thought it would be enough for the bastard to cry for more than ten minutes, but he didn't expect that from eight o'clock to nine o'clock, the bastard would not stop at all, attracting all the gray hairs, the gray hairs who didn't know the truth came up Then he accused Ji Baba, "You beat the children again. What age are you still teaching with sticks, old feudalism!" Ji Baba was so angry that he took a broom and drove Huimao out.This little episode didn't affect Ji Xiaoxiao's 'performance' until 09:30 Ji Baba couldn't sit still, and his eyes kept wandering to the bedroom.
"You son of a bitch, how can you be so energetic? You've been crying until now, and I'm so mad." Ji Baba said "I'm so mad", but with an expression of worry that couldn't be concealed, Feng Zhen embraced him. Into his arms, kissed his hair lightly, and comforted in a low voice: "Don't worry, he is my son, I can sense his condition, and I will deal with any problems."
Ji Baba poked his chest with his fingers, and looked at him resentfully with his small eyes, "Just say it nicely, what will you do with it, the bastard has been annoying since he was a child, and he didn't want to go to kindergarten when he was young. After sending it off, he hugged my thigh tightly, and even a few teachers couldn't get it off like hugging a koala."
A picture of the bean-like little boy hugging Ji Baba's thigh appeared in Feng Zhen's mind, and a smile could not help but appear at the corner of his mouth, "Well, that appearance must be very troublesome, thank you for your hard work."
What he said was calm and breezy, but he couldn't help feeling deep regret in his heart. There must be countless joys and troubles in his little growth. He didn't know it at all. He was neither a good lover nor a good father. Now, facing Xiaoxiao who has been crying all the time, he can't come up with any good solution. He finds that being a father is much more difficult than being a god king.If something happened to his subordinates, he should be punished and rewarded, but if something happened to his son, he couldn't do anything, he couldn't beat him or scold him...
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