Who is the father of this egg! ?

Ji Baba raised his head and saw that standing in front of him was a young girl with delicate dress and pretty face.She was carrying a earthy and strange Kun bag, wearing a white dress, and high heels of the same color as the bag on her feet. She smiled gracefully and asked politely: "Excuse me, are you Master Ji? "

While putting the cinnabar talisman into the box, Ji Baba refused indifferently, "I'm sorry, the stall is closed today, I have to pick up my children from school." Ji Baba didn't lie, it was already past eleven o'clock at noon, It happened to be the time for Ji Xiaoxiao to leave school, Xiaoxiao probably didn't know that he had gone home, so she could give her precious egg a surprise by going there now.

boom!

A thick envelope was put on Ji Baba's hand, "Master Ji, I know you have great powers. I was introduced by your fellow villager Liu Ercui. She and I are salesmen of Chuangshi Medical Devices. Listen to what she said about you. I came to you because of your special spirit, and I just want to ask you for one thing, these are just a deposit, after the matter is completed, I will give you as much as you want, money is just a number to me." It looks very elegant and lovely The girl who said this kind of words would not look so cute, Ji Baba sensitively sensed that the girl in front of her must be from a wealthy family, and like Yao Anni, had never suffered in the world, her tone was unconsciously condescending and naive, but It's not really annoying, just like my little one, he was raised by his parents.

Everyone has shortcomings, this little stinking child is because his own father has no money, if his own father had money, he probably wouldn't be as lovable as the little girl in front of him.

Of course Ji Baba wouldn't make things difficult for money, he covered the envelope with his hand, and asked with a pleasant face, "Oh, it's all trivial, what do you want me to do for you?"

The girl bit her lower lip and was silent for a while, then took out her mobile phone from her bag and began to rummage through it. First, she clicked on a Wechat circle of friends, and found that it was blocked and deleted, and she couldn’t get in at all. After clicking on the scarf of that person, there was nothing. It was obvious that he could either turn himself visible, or shield himself alone.

Peat, to be so ruthless to this fairy!

Angrily, the girl continued to flip through her mobile phone. She didn't know whether she was angry or sad. Her eyes were red. Ji Baba stood in front of her and walked away.

"No, take a look." The girl finally found a photo from nowhere, on it was a pair of boys cuddling together and smiling very sweetly, "That's them, I want you to separate them, and let the one on the right fall in love with you." I."

The girl pouted, with a sad and angry expression on her face, which was exactly the same as that of Ji Xiaoxiao who was about to get beaten after getting 2 points in the exam.

Ji Baba took a closer look, and found that the two boys in the photo were good-looking, especially the one on the right, with handsome features and a tall figure, with a fashionable greasy hair, wearing a simple white T-shirt, and smiling wildly with his mouth crooked. The uninhibited appearance is quite cynical.He was lean and slender, bent over another boy's shoulders, his big hands almost covered half of the boy's shoulders, he looked like a man with a strong desire for control.

Although the boy being hugged was also smiling, his eyes were a little timid, and his shoulders shrunk without confidence.

Among other things, her temperament and appearance alone are completely incomparable with this flamboyant and delicate girl in front of her.

Although very curious about the gossip among the three, Ji Baba still pushed the money back to the girl with professional ethics, shook his head and said, "I'm sorry, I can drive away ghosts and spirits, but I can't drive people away, especially breaking up people's families." Good young couple. Girl, I think you are also very good-looking, I advise you not to wade into their muddy water, just take it easy and find someone who loves you and loves you, who is no better than the little gay guy in the photo."

It's not been a few days since the matter between my son and Gao Yong Yao Anni has passed, and any love triangle at such a young age will definitely not end well.

"No!" The girl finally couldn't hold back her lips and cried, "He stole my boyfriend! We clearly agreed to just calm down with each other for a while, and he took advantage of the void to sneak in..."

What?

The corner of Ji Baba's mouth twitched.

The girl continued to sob and say, "This man is Han Feifan, my college classmate. We started dating in our sophomore year. Now we are in our senior year. We are both out for internships. We quarrel because of work. After we quarrel, I fight." I killed him, and then he was going to break up with me, and then I said let's calm down for a while, and then he, he went on the road of no return, and fell in love with a man, woo woo woo woo."

The girl obviously still can't accept the fact that her good boyfriend suddenly turned gay and showed affection to others in a second. The tears wiped out the delicate eye makeup, and the dizzy eye shadow is like a panda eye, which is miserable Xixi was funny again, Ji Baba covered his mouth and pretended to cough a few times, so as not to let the girl see the corners of his mouth that he couldn't help, "Ahem, what is the point of no return?" He squinted at Feng Zhen who was standing beside him , the girl immediately reacted and apologized again and again: "Ji, Master Ji, I didn't mean you, I meant..."

Ji Baba interrupted her, "I know, I know, it's just that according to what you've said, you've already broken up, and it doesn't seem to matter to you if he finds a man or woman—"

"That's not true!" the girl denied loudly, "Fei Fan didn't break up with me. I told him to just calm down for a while, but he dared to find other people without authorization. I don't care. I want them to break up. Master Ji, you can do it." Yes, I will give you as much money as you want, let me tell you that my father is rich, he has everything you want!"

In a small farm yard in a village in the city, an exquisite and beautiful girl swore in front of two big men that she had money and would give as much as she wanted——Ji Baba wanted to dig the girl's head open to see if there was anything inside. It's all Xiang.To put it bluntly, he is simply ignorant of world affairs, and to put it bluntly, he is so stupid that he has no sense of crisis at all.

"Stop, stop," Ji Baba waved his hands repeatedly to prevent her from self-exploding, "Even if your family has mountains of gold and silver, even a fortune-teller can't help you with this. Separate the good little lovers, let so and so love you to death, don't read too many novels, think why Miaojiang love Gu is true, let me tell you, whoever tells you that is a big liar, I have to pick up my baby from school right away, so I won’t gossip with you, go home quickly, and be careful on the way.”

As he said that, Ji Baba drove the girl out half forcefully, and Feng Zhen followed behind him without saying a word.

The expensive pink sports car was parked in front of his house, and several seven or eight-year-old little troublemakers were staring at the car.

Ji Baba's head was getting bigger, "Are you showing off your wealth? You, when you drive such a nice car here, you are not afraid of being scratched."

What the girl wanted to do didn't work out, and now she looked depressed, she opened the car door and sat in, without even looking at Ji Baba, she muttered in a low voice, "I knew there could be people in this kind of shabby place." What kind of master, hmph, I have to find a real master and break up the pair of dogs and men, if you dare to dump this fairy, I will make it difficult for you!"

Seeing that the beautiful big car started, the little bean dings rushed up and one of them touched the rear of the car. The girl was startled, stepped on the brakes quickly, stuck her head out of the car window, and rushed towards the few who were running away. Xiao Douding shouted: "If you want to touch my car, just tell me, why are you running, I won't eat you, what a bunch of little country bumpkins..." After speaking, the girl drove the car away angrily.

Ji Baba pouted at Feng Zhen, Feng Zhen bowed his head and kissed him on the mouth, Ji Baba pushed Feng Zhen's head away with one ear, jumped to his feet and cursed: "What's wrong with you in broad daylight! Do you want to suffer?" scolded you!"

Feng Zhen frowned slightly, and asked earnestly and even with a little grievance: "Didn't you pout at me and let me kiss you..."

Hey, what a fickle chick.

Ji Baba blushed, and lightly kicked Feng Zhen's calf, "Damn it, I want you to look at that little girl, and I'm telling you that you can't let the little girl spend money recklessly, or she will grow up It will become like her!"

"How?"

"I don't know the sufferings of the world, and I'm stupid and easy to deceive. People just believe what they say."

Gray Mao was lying on the threshold of Ji Baba's house basking in the sun, when he heard this, he burst out laughing, pointed at Ji Baba and mocked: "How much better do you think your little chick is than that girl?" ?”

Ji Baba became angry from embarrassment, picked up a stone from the ground and threw it on Huimao, "My little one is very smart, don't talk nonsense!"

Gray Mao nimbly tilted to the side, avoiding the not-so-accurate stone, and continued to hold his stomach and laugh: "Hahaha smart? Your little one got 13 points in the test yesterday, do you know that?"

"what!?"

"The test papers are hidden under that wall. That's the hole I dug before. Your little chicken probably didn't know it. You hid all the test papers in my house. I was sleeping. What a big piece of paper my house is. The door is tightly blocked, but luckily my house has a back door, otherwise it would be really ineffective."

Ji Baba hurriedly turned his head to look for the test paper under the wall, and as expected, he dug out a crumpled chemistry test paper in a small hole in the far corner, and the score column was written in blood-red Arabic numerals: 13.

Although Ji Baba couldn't understand the content of the test paper, the blood-red Ji Baba with numbers x were still clear at a glance.By visual inspection, the dead chicken got two multiple-choice questions and a few fill-in-the-blank questions right, and the rest were wiped out.

Ji Baba suddenly became dizzy with anger, his fingers trembled so much that he could hardly hold the paper, Huimao continued to add fuel to the flames, "I heard that Xiaoxiao's school will hold a pre-examination parent meeting in a few days, and every student's usual The grades are all posted on the wall, and parents can see them, stingy chicken, just wait until you see it, I—" Gray Mao's mouth hadn't gotten enough of it, and suddenly there was no sound in his throat anymore, regardless of him No matter how hard he tried, there was no sound at all. He hugged his neck and coughed vigorously. Suddenly, he caught a glimpse of Feng Zhen's sharp eyes, and Huimao froze all over his body——fuck, he actually forgot about this evil spirit! ! !

Gray Mao wanted to run away, but felt that his whole body was like carrying a mountain on his back, and he couldn't even lift his legs. When he was in a hurry, there was a cold warning sound from Gray Mao's sea of ​​consciousness: Keep your mouth shut, Otherwise I sew it on.

Gray Mao froze in place, raised his front paw and made a zipper movement on his mouth, not daring to do it again.

There is also an exam on Fenghuang Guiyu, and every time it is dangerous, you will be seriously injured if you are not careful. After learning that Ji Xiaoxiao's '13' score is bad, but it is not harmful to life, Feng Zhen is very generous. Comforting Ji Baba, "Exams are also experience. Since it is experience, the result is not important, what is important is the process." After they entered the trial ring, their only purpose was to come out alive.

In Feng Zhen's view, being alive is not a great thing, and being able to learn various powerful spells in trials is his ultimate pursuit of entering the trial ring.

Ji Baba shook the paper in his hand, "It doesn't matter what the result is, don't give me chicken soup! Just look at the crap your son wrote, he got a few multiple-choice questions right, maybe he was fooled, He actually learned how to hide test papers, this bastard is pissing me off, see if I wash him later!"