Who is the father of this egg! ?

When he woke up, Ji Baba was still lying on the same spot, with his broken three-wheeler next to him, and the squat and expensive sports car on the left.

The owner of the car has not returned yet.

Ji Baba got up quickly, and lay down on the front of the car to see where he hit, there was a very small dent, and a small piece of paint was scraped off.

Ji Baba took out his mobile phone again, and tremblingly searched for the repair fee of this brand of car. When the search results came out, Ji Baba groaned, "Okay, Ji Baba didn't faint. This terrible number scared Ji Baba to the ground." hiccup.

Ji Baba looked left and right, this is a very remote road, there is no surveillance overhead, no one around, the world is vast, only Ji Baba and the three-wheeled car that got into trouble and a sports car with a repair cost of up to 30w.

Ji Baba was caught in a battle between heaven and man.

Run, 30, I can't afford to sell your Ji Xiaoxiao!

can't run!Ji Baba, you are a chicken that came out of Ji’s nest. Since you were a child, Ji’s father warned you to be a chicken with courage, no matter whether it’s this chicken or that chicken, you must not lose the root of being a chicken!

Run Ji Baba! 30!The most expensive chicken in the vegetable market is only more than 100 yuan a catty!Your Ji Xiaoxiao's horizontal and vertical calculations are only about 100 catties!It's only 1000 yuan, Ji Baba!

can't run!Take a look at that dent, and then look at this car, does it look like yourself that was hit by that scumbag!You, who were originally noble and flawless, have such a dent as Ji Xiaoxiao, and your life is ruined!Don't you want to be ruthless like a scumbag and refuse to admit it!

Ji Babamo recited the socialist core values, eight honors and eight disgraces three times, stomped his feet cruelly—and ran away quickly on a broken three-wheeler.

Ji Baba exhausted all his strength on this ride. He looked back as he rode, fearing that the owner of the car would chase him over. He was anxious and afraid. After an hour's journey, he arrived at the city zoo in just over half an hour. At the door, Ji Baba was so tired that his chicken legs were shaking, his tongue was sticking out and he was panting.

After the excitement calmed down a bit, a strong sense of shame and guilt surged into Ji Baba's heart again.

His old face, which he hadn't seen for more than ten years, appeared in his mind, "Xiaoba! How did daddy teach you? How did you become such a chicken after seeing you for more than ten years!?"

Ji Baba weeps silently, I'm sorry Dad, I'm too poor, I still have to raise a little egg in the future, woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Papa Ji: "The chicken is poor and the ambition is endless!"

Ji Baba was at war between heaven and man, and he sat in front of the divination booth with a dejected look on his face, scaring away several times the grandparents who wanted to come to divination.

That's right, Ji Baba's legitimate job is to be a magic stick, to be precise, a magic stick in the village in the city. He usually only sets up a stall at the entrance of the village in the city to earn money from the village elders and aunts.

Back then, the kind-hearted elder sister found a place for Ji Baba in the village in the city. Because she didn’t have much money, she could only find the most dilapidated house. This house had not been rented out for more than half a year because of a big hole in the top of the head. The landlord promised that as long as Ji Baba repaired it himself For the roof, the rent for the first half of the year is only 200 yuan a month.

On the first night after moving in, the house was full of rats.

Although Ji Baba is also a ghost, he is also very afraid of mice. The mouse spirits on Jiming Mountain are not allowed to change back to their original form in front of Ji Ba, otherwise they will be beaten one by one by Ji One, Two, Three, Four, Five, and Six Seven.

He hugged Ji Xiaoxiao, and was chased by big mice in the house, but it was still snowing outside, and there was nowhere to go in the middle of the night, Ji Xiaoxiao might be frozen to death.

At this moment, Gray Mao appeared. He was an underage mouse spirit. He came from a neighbor's house and turned into a little boy of eleven or twelve years old. He helped Ji Baba drive away his disciples and grandchildren. Shan, Huimao cried loudly.

Huimao was born in Jiming Mountain 200 years ago. At that time, his spirituality was not yet developed, and his parents gave him all the spiritual power before they died, so that he had the foundation and opportunity to transform into form.

Huimao came to this urban village a few years earlier than Ji Baba, and has been eating and drinking in the urban village in his original form. He was awakened by a little mouse next to him when he was asleep, saying that the big mice next door were bullying the two little chickens. Just came here.

The reputation of their mice has never been very good, and Huimao is very concerned about the image of their mice in the spirit circle, so he came out to rescue the chicken essence father and son who had been frightened and turned back to their original forms.

As the saying goes, seeing fellow villagers tearing up, Ji Baba told about his life experience, and Huimao was so moved that he immediately took out a copy of "Yin and Yang Differentiation and True Dragon Li Qi Jing", crying and said: "This is the Fengshui metaphysics handed down in my family. Book, I can't do this job in my incarnation, you take it, and inherit my parents' last wish!"

So Ji Baba took the "Yin-Yang Discrimination and True Dragon Li Qi Jing" and embarked on the road of no return for fortune-telling liars and blind fortune-tellers, and Huimao completely cured Ji Baba's rat phobia.

It's been more than ten years and I can't be called a master of metaphysics, but for ordinary ghosts, ghosts, and geomantic omens, Ji Baba is still successful, at least a small village in the city, no matter whether it's getting married, building a house, or burying the dead. Take a look, plus there are gray hairs for him to run around, he knows exactly what is going on in any house, and it is even more effective to deceive people by looking wrong, big money is not earned, but small money is still there Yes, it was more than enough to support myself and Ji Xiaoxiao, and I saved some.

Not much, only twenty or thirty thousand.

Ji Baba lay on the hexagram booth, checking his deposits in various banks bit by bit, even counting the money from selling Ji Xiaoxiao, adding, subtracting, and subtracting. Considering Ji Baba's illiteracy, he didn't do the math for more than half an hour. Calculate clearly whether I have 9 or 1, and at the end of the calculation, my heartache is unbearable, and tears flow a thousand lines.

"Hey, young man, don't you look at the face?"

An old man in blue cloth hesitated for a long time not far from the hexagram stall, but he still led his little grandson over.

Ji Baba raised his head, looked at the old and the young standing in front of him, and stammered, "Look, look."

The uncle pushed the little grandson to the divination booth, and handed Ji Baba a piece of paper, "This is my grandson's name and date of birth. Show me what's wrong with my grandson. He's six or seven years old. I didn’t open my mouth, I went to all the hospitals, big and small, and the doctors said there was no problem, but I just didn’t open my mouth, oh, it made us anxious!”

The uncle looked sad.

Ji Baba took a quick glance at the date of birth, put the paper aside, and stroked the little boy's hair kindly, "Can I call you Mingming?"

The little boy remained motionless with no expression on his face. His eyes were big and his pupils were black, but without waves or brilliance. It was as if he was about to be sucked in by his eyes. Ji Baba felt strange and avoided it carefully. The eyes of a little boy.

The uncle quickly answered for his grandson: "Yes, you can call me whatever you want."

Ji Baba recalled what was mentioned in the "Yin-Yang Discrimination and True Dragon Li Qi Jing" about children's speech delay. The delay of two years may be just lazy speech, that is to say, it's no big deal, it's just that they are born too lazy to talk. When it comes to the spirit monsters with broken mouths, the child's words are eaten by these spirit monsters with strong vengeance, such as sparrows. In this case, as long as you find the little goblin who is doing the mischief and give it a lesson, the child can spit out all the words .

No matter how late it is, it is either born with aphasia, or possessed by fierce ghosts with strong resentment when they were born. A sliver of yang energy released can knock their souls out of their wits.

"How old is Mingming now?"

"Four and a half years old, born in July, I didn't even cry when I was born, alas!"

Four and a half years old, this age is neither too early nor too late, so it could be either a ghost or a ghost

Ji Baba said seriously: "Are you sure the child has no physical problems?"

The uncle nodded, and said sadly: "I'm sure, I've visited hospitals all over the country in the past few years, and they all said that there was nothing wrong with me. I have never been sick or had any bumps since I was a child. I just can't talk. I said bring it to me." He went to see Mr. Da, my son and daughter-in-law insisted that I was a feudal superstition, and they quarreled with me when they mentioned this. Why don’t they take advantage of their work today, and I said to bring the children to the city zoo to play, just in time to see you, Mr. Da There’s a stall here, I’m thinking about coming over to have a look.”

Ji Baba quickly comforted him and said: "Master, don't worry, I think this child may be born lazy and there is no big problem. How about I draw a talisman for you, and you go back and try to stick it on the door."

The uncle looked suspicious, "Charm? Young man, let me tell you the truth. I have secretly bought a lot of Mr. Da's talisman papers in the past few years. It is useless to stick them at home. My daughter-in-law lost her temper several times when she saw it. You can't lie to me."

Ji Baba smiled, took out a stack of A4s, picked up a pen, and began to scribble on the paper.

The uncle saw it, and pulled his grandson to leave, "I have been talking about it for a long time, you are cheating on me, old man!? Use big white paper to draw the talismans! You are reluctant to buy even a talisman paper at a hexagram stall, you young man is a monkey!" Exquisite!"

At this time, a fleeting smile suddenly appeared on Mingming's face, but neither of the two people present noticed it.

Seeing that the business was about to fail, Ji Baba hurriedly called to the uncle, "Hey, hey, don't go, you take my talisman first, and try it first if it works, and if you have any problems later, go to the intersection of the village in the city." Can you find me?"

The old man didn't turn his head back, so Ji Baba hurried to catch up, and stuffed the folded paper into the old man's pocket, "I won't charge you any money, you can take it home and try it! Come find me when it works!"

The uncle pushed him away and led his little grandson into the city zoo.

After all the talking, Ji Baba didn't earn a dime, and even posted the money on an A4 paper upside down, beating his chest and feet in distress.

If it weren't for the fact that there was something wrong with the child, he wouldn't be bothered to talk to this old man who is a dead horse as a living horse doctor.

After seeing off the uncle, Ji Baba guarded the booth again, but in the end he couldn't overcome the growing sense of guilt in his heart. He cleaned up the stall and rode back to the place where he just hit the car.

At one moment Ji Baba was afraid that he was gone, so he rode as if he was being chased by a dog; at another moment, he was afraid that the owner of the car was furiously waiting to beat him to death, and rode as if he had myasthenia gravis.

Hurry up and hurry up, or arrive at the place.

Sure enough, two tall and big young men were standing beside the car talking. Ji Baba couldn't hear what they were talking about. Two young men approached.

"What should I do? If it happens like this, they will definitely not give you so much money."

"Let me catch whoever hit this car, I have to beat him out!"

As soon as he got close, Ji Baba heard the cruel words from one of the young men aggressively. Ji Baba was startled, and reflexively covered his dick ass.

"Who are you!?" The young man with colorful hair asked Ji Baba in a bad tone.

"me"

"" Another young man in ripped jeans pointed at Ji Baba and said angrily, "Did you hit my car!?"

"Yes"

Two young men came up and pulled Ji Baba to beat him. Suddenly, Ji Baba noticed that the right eyebrow of the young man with colorful hair was neatly turned to the left. Shouted: "Stop!"

Qicai Mao's fist stopped a centimeter away from Ji Baba's head, "Fart!"

Ji Baba pointed to the colorful hair, "Young man, I see that your right eyebrow is flying upside down, your face is dark, and within three days there will be blood—ah!"

Ji Baba was beaten solidly, Qicai Mao was wearing a ring on his hand, and when he beat Ji Baba, his own hand was also pricked with blood by the ring, Qicai Mao shook his fingers and said triumphantly: "Bloodlight disaster, isn't this the bloodlight disaster?" ? Ajie, look at this kid, I'm going to take a pee."

As he said that, he jumped from the shoulder of the road into a shallow ditch next to it, took out something and started draining water comfortably. The road was in disrepair for a long time, and there was a faint crack in the shoulder of the road behind the colorful hair.

Ji Baba was standing on the other side of the road with the ripped jeans. Ji Baba was beaten up and refused to leave. His dick was throbbing in pain. He stared at the jeans carefully, and at the same time checked whether there were any cars passing by. He wanted to yell. Help, if you lose money, you will lose money, why hit someone, that is, Ji Baba is an upright person and not good at touching porcelain, otherwise he would lie on the ground and pretend to be dead when he was hit for the first time, and he will not get up unless he gets the 30w repair fee .

These two people didn't say they wanted him to lose money, they just beat him up, and they didn't leave after the beating. Ji Baba was terrified. He usually likes to watch social news, and he often sees robbers, murderers and corpses thrown into the wilderness. It was too late, and there was no one around. If he really killed a chicken and threw it into a nearby ditch, he might not be able to find it for decades.

Thinking that Ji Xiaoxiao has been living alone as a chicken from now on, no one to feed him when he is hungry, no one to add clothes when he is cold, and he is pressed under his body by the rigid little mouse next door to flick the cockscomb. no one avenged him

Thinking about it, Ji Baba's heart became more and more sour and sad, and he couldn't help crying, sobbing, the jeans looked at him contemptuously, took out a cigarette to light it, and kicked his dick leg My son scolded: "Why are you crying! Think about who has money in the family, not much, let your family send you 100w, and I will put you back. I bought this car for tens of millions. If you don't pay 100w, don't Blame me for being cruel, hum."

Ji Baba jumped up all of a sudden, "100w! Just kill me!"

There is really 100w in the family, even if he is dumped here today, Ji Xiaoxiao can live happily enough to marry a wife, no, this dead chicken can only marry after giving birth.

I don't know if this dead chicken will cry when his father dies, this little white-eyed wolf is blah blah blah blah.