Who is the father of this egg! ?

The sky had already begun to darken, and Ji Baba was filled with infinite sadness, wishing to immediately drag the dead chicken boy over to ask him if you would cry when your father died, a farm tricycle slowly drove over from a distance. Light, the speed is very slow, I can vaguely hear the uncle driver in the car singing a little folk song.

"Fourth sister, I love you. I climbed the wall in the middle of the night. I met your big cock. I was chased all over my body."

The three-way vehicle is a Dongfeng brand agricultural vehicle that is very common in urban villages. It was driving staggeringly on the road. When passing by Ji Baba and the others, the road shoulder on the side of Qicai Mao suddenly collapsed, and the agricultural tricycle slammed into the ditch where Qicai Mao was standing. Tilting inside, the huge body firmly pressed down the colorful hair that was pulling the zipper.

The driver uncle yelled: "Ah——" and jumped out of the driver's seat very quickly without any injuries.

The colorful fur at the bottom of the car didn't even scream.

The three big living people present were stunned by the sudden change, but the driver reacted first, "What are you doing in a daze! Save Yin, save Yin!"

The three of them used their old noses to lift the car a little bit. The elder brother of the driver stretched his head and looked at the tightly packed colorful hair. He let go of his hands in fright. With a bang, it landed on Qicai Mao's body again.

"What a tragedy! What a tragedy! Your head is flattened! Brains all over the floor!" The driver was so frightened that he sat down on the ground.

His breathing was getting heavier in the ripped jeans, and he stared straight at the agricultural tricycle, muttering incessantly: "Retribution, retribution, retribution is retribution."

Then he suddenly ran away like crazy, "Retribution! Retribution is retribution!"

Ji Baba didn't dare to go under the car to check the situation at all, but saw a large pool of black and red blood slowly spreading from the overturned part of the agricultural vehicle. Ji Baba was so frightened that his legs went limp, and he couldn't speak fluently. He held back Afraid, he dialed 110. When the police arrived, they surveyed the scene and showed Ji Baba a wanted warrant. Ji Baba recognized at a glance that the two people on the wanted warrant were the two young men just now.

"Kill, kill?!"

The upright policeman nodded, "These two people have traveled around the country to commit more than a dozen crimes, and the impact is extremely bad. Both province x and province y are offering rewards for these two people."

In the end, Ji Baba and the driver uncle each shared a bounty of 1 yuan, which will not be mentioned later.

Today was a safe day. Although he didn’t earn a dime and was beaten, he helped the police catch a murderer and saw a heinous murderer die in the end. Apart from being afraid, Ji Baba still Very fulfilling.

The son hasn't come back yet, and he brags to Gray Mao about his bravery at that time.

"It was too late to say it! I grabbed the colorful hair by the neck and used my natural power. In one fell swoop! I lifted the colorful hair above my head! The colorful hair is crying and begging me to spare him. Sneered three times, and slammed the colorful hair to the ground, the brains of the colorful hair, flow, flow—" Although the gray hair didn't respond, Ji Baba hiccupped disgustedly by the last description, "Anyway He just died."

If Ji Baba didn't have a colorful face, perhaps Gray Mao would have believed what he said.

Gray Mao rolled his eyes, "Having said so much, where's your tricycle?"

Ji Baba was stunned, and suddenly remembered that he was sent back by the police car after finishing the record, and his tricycle was still on the spot!

It doesn't matter that the tricycle is broken, there are still other things on the car!Well, it's just a table and a signboard, it doesn't matter, the problem is, Ji Xiaobaidan is still in the car!

Ji Baba groaned, Guqi fainted for the second time today.

Gray Mao turned into a human form, and only those who pinched him were awakened, "Don't pretend to be dead, go back and look for it!"

Ji Baba was flustered, and Huimao and Huimao turned into their original forms and ran with their short legs upside down.

In the middle of the night, a big gray mouse and a fat chicken not much bigger than Ji Xiaoxiao were trying their best to grow their wings, and the two little chicken legs seemed to be mounted on hot wheels, standing two centimeters above the ground. Flying in the sky!

That's right, this is the only sorcery that Ji Baba knows!

If Ji Baba was a simple chicken, it would be famous all over the world, because in the world of human chickens, it is impossible for all chickens to fly off the ground.

It's a pity that Ji Baba is a genuine monster chicken. In Jiming Mountain, whoever says that the only magic trick is to fly two centimeters above the ground at a speed of 20 kilometers per hour will make all the little teeth of big chickens and geese laugh, let alone A 30-year-old chicken, even Ji Xiaoxiao can fly more than ten meters, okay?

Fortunately, Ji Baba is very protective of his tall image in his son's heart. Unless necessary, he never changes into his original form in front of his son, and never performs black magic in front of him.

Almost exhausting his whole body's spiritual power, Ji Baba followed behind Huimao, barely staying behind, and ran to the scene of the incident within 10 minutes.

But there is no shadow of broken three rounds.

Ji Baba's little chicken legs softened, and the whole chicken rolled on the ground plumply, "I'm sorry, Dad! Hee~ Grasshopper~ Grasshopper~"

Huimao hurriedly came over to hug him, "Don't worry, don't worry! Let's ask the little monsters nearby first!" As he said that, Huimao asked a sparrow standing on the telegraph pole: "Old man, have you seen it?" A three-way car parked here!"

The sparrow was almost as fat as Ji Baba. He shook his short wings, rolled his eyes and said, "Three taels of millet."

Ji Baba stood up abruptly, pointed at the sparrow with his short wings and said, "Three taels of millet! Why don't you grab it!"

Huimao stomped his feet, "Since when do you still care about these twos and twos of millet!? Ma Laotie, it's a deal. I happened to hide three or twos of millet under the tile eaves of the fourth household in the seventh row of the village in the city. You Go get it, now can you tell us who stole the tricycle?"

The fat sparrow jumped on the wire twice, "Hee hee, thank you for your millet!" After speaking, the cheap sparrow flew towards the village in the city, and the cheap sparrow's figure was hidden in the dark night sky.

Gray Mao was stunned, and Ji Baba gloated, "Look, I know that this kind of bird with a big mouth like a lion doesn't have any good things!"

Gray Mao jumped up and kicked his chick on the head, kicking his little cockscomb. "I'm not for your grandson!"

Only then did Ji Baba remember the business, and opened his ruddy chicken beak and cried, "Son, Dad, I'm sorry~~"

"Stop howling, it's important to find eggs!"

Ji Baba was extremely pessimistic, "The egg is so big, people must think it is an ostrich egg, maybe it has been steamed with minced meat now, woo woo woo."

Huimao swallowed, "Maybe it's boiled eggs with shrimps - it's important to find the eggs first!"

Ji Baba wiped his tears with the feathers of his wings, hiccupped his tears and began to ask the nearby small animals.

"Hey—may I ask if you've seen my tricycle, it's so big, on it——"

"I didn't see it!" The caterpillar angrily closed the "door" made of grass leaves, "Knocking on the door in the middle of the night, I don't know people are sleeping!"

Ji Baba was rejected, and started knocking on the door of Snail's house again, "Hi, Uncle Snail, have you seen the tricycle I parked in front of your house?"

"You~~say~~~what~~what~~" 5 minutes later, Uncle Snail pushed aside the blade of grass blocking the door panting, and slowly stretched out his tentacles, "Tired, tired~dead~snail~ , home~too~big, let's go~good~a few~meters~just~go~to~door~mouth~~" Uncle Snail deliberately showed off.

Ji Baba was so anxious that he was sweating, wishing he could pick up the snail and shake it a few times, "I parked my tricycle in front of your house in the afternoon and forgot to ride it. Did you see that there is a big sign on the car! My grandson is also in the car." Come on, I'm dying of anxiety!"

"Three~wheel~car~ah, look~see~la~~"

"Ah!? I really saw it!? Did you see who rode away!" Ji Baba was so surprised that the cockscomb stood up, and it was as high as two millimeters!

Uncle Snail took 5 minutes to yawn, "No~look~see~"

"Damn it!" Ji Baba picked up Uncle Snail in a fit of anger, heaved a sigh of relief, and threw it several meters away, "Go to hell, bitch!"

At this time, Huimao rushed over with a white thing on his back, "Baddy, Baddy! There's news!"

Ji Baba hurriedly ran towards him, "Where is it!"

Gray Mao lowered his body cautiously, letting the white fluffy thing slide off his back, and it turned out to be a little white mouse.

The little mouse made a bow to Ji Baba, "Mr. Ji, hello, Xiaosheng's surname is Su Mingbai, and he lives at No. [-], [-]rd Row, Huangdou Village—"

Ji Baba cried anxiously, "Brother, stop talking, I'm so anxious, have you seen my grandson!?"

Su Bai bowed again, and replied very gracefully: "Your tricycle is at Xiaosheng's house. As for your grandson, forgive Xiaosheng for his poor eyesight, I didn't see your grandson."

Ji Baba was so anxious that his short wings fluttered. He used the chicken leg like a compass to draw a circle on the ground that was about the size of a big white egg, and gestured: "It's not a chicken, it's a big white egg!"

Su Bai pondered for a while, tapped his head, and suddenly realized, "Oh! Xiaosheng remembered! Is this egg packed in a schoolbag?"

"Yes yes yes yes! There are two flower patches on a red schoolbag!"

"The patches are greenish-yellow?"

"Yes yes yes yes!"

"Oh, that egg was boiled by Xiaosheng's grandma and made into egg drop soup."

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Ji Baba's thin neck let out a sharp cry, and then Gu Qie fainted for the third time today!

The gray hair shouted: "My ancestor! Didn't you say that the egg is in your house? Grandma thought where did the egg come from and said it was going to be sold for money?!"

Su Bai blinked, and said aggrievedly: "Xiaosheng was just making a joke."

Gray Mao turned into a human form, picked up the chubby Ji Baba, lost his mind for a moment, he can pinch people in the human form, where is the original shape? !

The well-informed Su Bai gave an idea at the critical moment, "Put him in the ditch by the roadside, and he will wake up as soon as he holds his breath."

Ji Baba woke up faintly by a perfect coincidence, and cried as soon as he opened his eyes, "Son, Dad, I'm sorry! I lost your egg and someone boiled it."

The gray fur ball bumped the heavy Ji Baba, "Don't worry, don't worry! Xiaobai is joking with you! The egg is fine, the grandma said to keep it and sell it for money!"

Ji Baba's tears stopped before they reached the chicken's neck, and he asked in a daze, "Huh? This isn't funny at all."