Who is the father of this egg! ?

The next day, Ji Baba got up with two swollen eyes to cook for his son.

Damn it, the eggs are already laid and I have to let my father cook for me.

While cursing, Ji Baba stomped the cabbage into pieces, mixed it with corn and millet, put half of it directly in the bowl, and smashed the half with water, then poured it into a cup, and everything was thin and thick.

"Ji Xiaoxiao, get up and eat!"

"Ow~"

Five minutes later, Ji Baba yelled again, "You can't hear me, you dead chicken, can you?"

"? G~"

Two minutes later, Ji Baba kicked open the rickety door of his son's room, went in and lifted the quilt, and said angrily, "You son of a bitch! Sleep late every day! Go get some shit!"

Ji Xiaoxiao didn't even open her eyes: "Ou~"

Ji Xiaoxiao was wrapped in a big t-shirt she had been wearing since she was in the fifth grade of primary school, and it was washed to the point of holes. Son, let out a pleasant "ji~".

The big white egg is sandwiched between his thin legs, it seems to be a little bigger

Ji Baba was so angry that he ripped off his son's big underpants, took off his right slipper, and slapped his son's little white butt mercilessly, "You son of a bitch! rise!"

"Aww~~~" Ji Xiaoxiao jumped up clutching her buttocks, the big white egg was shaken by his movement, and fell off the bed to the ground, Ji Xiaoxiao and Ji Baba were both startled, Ji Xiaoxiao yelled, " Grasshopper—it’s okay to hit you!"

He quickly jumped out of bed, picked up the big white egg and checked it carefully, and found that there was not even a seam. Ji Xiaoxiao hugged the egg and accused the innocent Ji Baba, "Father, he is your grandson, you are too cruel! The most vicious rooster!" !"

Ji Baba was so angry that his head was dizzy, and he held up his slippers and wanted to beat him again, "If I beat you to death, forget it, you are an unworthy bastard!"

Ji Xiaoxiao slipped into the bathroom with the egg in her arms, and yelled through the door: "Grasshopper~ I lose my temper early in the morning, be careful and grow old!"

"I'm going to be pissed off by you one day!"

Ji Baba has been twenty-two in his thirties, and at most 22-three just by looking at his face, which is still a long way from the word old.

During the meal, Ji Xiaoxiao hugged the egg, and moved to her father's side every now and then, saying: "Dad"

Ji Baba didn't follow his style at all, and didn't even give him a squint while eating chicken food, "Why?"

"Daddy~"

Ji Baba had goosebumps on his arms, he raised his hand and gave his son a chestnut, "Speak well."

Ji Xiaoxiao picked up the egg and showed it to Dad, "Dad, look"

Ji Baba glanced at him, and said indifferently: "Let me tell you Ji Xiaoxiao, don't say you have an egg, even if you give birth to a football team, you still have to go to school for me!"

"Why!" Ji Xiaoxiao howled with her chicken mouth open, "My son has to go to school!"

The protest was fruitless, and the little chick who had a son still had to go to school. Seeing that he was going to pack the egg to school, Ji Baba was so angry that his eyes twitched, "You dead chicken, put the egg down!"

Ji Xiaoxiao cried: "Dad, you can't separate us father and son!"

Ji Baba made a gesture to take off his slippers, Ji Xiaoxiao held the chick's beak, took out the egg, put it in a big bowl in the kitchen, and solemnly handed it to Ji Baba, "Then you have to show me that this is your egg." grandson"

Ji Baba took the bowl and said impatiently, "Get lost!"

After the little chick left, Ji Baba put the egg on the table, propped his chin and the big white egg and stared at the egg, seriously thinking about whether to cook the egg, fry it or fry it, after watching it for a while, Ji Baba picked it up Out of his crispy screen, Huawei took a photo of the big white egg, uploaded it to Scarf, the largest social networking site in the poultry world, and @their poultry world boss 火云雄鸡.

@火云鬼鸡大哥 Big brother, do you know what kind of egg this is, my son picked it up outside

After sending it out, Ji Baba thought that this article was not a hit, and it might not be flopped, so he deleted it and reposted it

@火云雄鸡 [crying] [crying] Boss, my wife gave birth to an egg yesterday, so big, it must be mine, woo woo woo woo, bullying an honest chicken!I'm just an ordinary Xianju chicken and goose, how could He De give birth to such a big baby!

After this article was sent out, Huoyun Xieji hadn't replied, and dozens of replies popped up from the underground.

Don't think I'm just a chicken: Oh my god, the world of chickens is miserable [狗头]

I don't want to say I'm a duck: Ladies and gentlemen, what's the name of the horse in the chicken?

Falling in love with you is like a chicken flu: let’s mince the chicken, sorry for bo lord

Wenwen Goose Ya: What kind of goose is the Bo owner? See how the goose is [shy]

Ji Baba waited for more than half an hour before Huoyun Xieji slowly turned over his signboard.

@鸡鸣山一巴 This boss, according to the size, shape, and color of the egg, it is very likely that it did it!

There is also a picture link attached to this post, Ji Baba clicked it in and almost fainted out of breath.

It is a huge human child who can't walk when he sees it, and the nightmare of countless parents who are tied for the top three with "little handsome guy, come and play": Otto egg!

This bo was instantly overwhelmed by hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Many vicious and smoking chickens even poked green super eggs to tease Ji Baba, but Ji Baba blocked them one by one.

After searching the Internet for a long time, Ji Baba finally pinpointed the culprit in super large birds such as ostriches, golden eagles, and elephant birds.

But the problem is that in this small city called Liangqianzong where they stayed, there were no large birds at all. The biggest birds were all kinds of domestic parrots, and their eggs were not as big as eggs.

Ji Baba was thinking about it, but he couldn't figure out what happened to the good boy who was under his nose all day long. What a disaster! My son ran away after the disaster, my son ran away. The big bird in the world is like a scumbag!

After checking, Ji Baba thought of the scum of the unknown species of bird that had been privately determined to be with him for life. Ji Baba had red eyes, sniffed his nose, and scolded the scum bird that forgot to wipe its mouth after eating for the 180000th time. pause.

Suddenly his scarf account sent another @ message, Ji Baba went in without hope, and found that Huoyun Xieji had sent him another private message: Brother dei, just kidding, don't be angry, I see your area is Liangqian trace, there are no large oviparous animals in that place, I thought and thought, there is only one possible place, you go to the city zoo?Brother dei, where is there no grass in the world, don't be impulsive, the city zoo is all state civil servants, if we can't fight with them, don't fight with them, we have to take care of things if things happen.

Huoyun Xieji is worthy of being a well-known brother in the poultry world, and his words are sincere and sincere. Ji Baba is very ashamed of his behavior of cheating on the flop, so he blackmails Huoyun Xieji.

However, his suggestion is indeed feasible. There are only 10 people in good money, and the whole small town can be walked around on a bicycle in the morning. There are no scenic spots and historic sites, and there are no famous mountains and rivers. Everywhere is flat and dilapidated It's terrible, except for one or two big birds in the city zoo, there are really no other places.

Ji Baba is a very active chicken. He packed the eggs in a bag and rode his broken three-wheeled chicken to the city zoo.

I have bought these broken three wheels for ten years, and everything is rattling except the bell does not ring, and it is very strenuous to pedal.

Ji Baba's guy is in the car, he plans to set up a stall at the entrance of the city zoo, earn today's meal discount first, and then go find that scumbag.

On a July day, Ji Baba was sweating as he rode his bike, and the big signboard with the five elements and eight trigrams swayed on the bike, which was very conspicuous.

Encountering an uphill, Ji Baba was so tired that he rolled his eyes, bent his head down and pedaled vigorously, not paying much attention to the road, and finally rode on a flat road, when he heard a bang, Ji Baba bumped into a shiny, shiny, short, flat road. Flat car.

As poor as Ji Baba, he also knew that he was in trouble!

He tied up his broken tricycle, took out the crispy flower for 5, typed letter by letter into the search bar according to the license plate on the back of the car, and searched——

Ji Baba groaned, and Gu Qie fainted.