Who is the father of this egg! ?

Back then, he was just a 16-year-old chick. After being kicked out of the house, he wandered around with his precious eggs, eating and sleeping in the open, and suffered a lot.

Ji Xiaoxiao broke his shell on a snowy night. They hid in a 24-hour self-service bank. He put the two thickest clothes in his luggage under the eggs, and he did not dare to move his eyes for a second. Hey, I just stared at the egg for more than 4 hours, watched the egg slowly crack from a small seam to Ji Xiaoxiao struggled to open the eggshell, and heard Ji Xiaoxiao who was wet with few hairs all over her body. Make the first small and crisp sound: Ji~

He felt that all the hardships he had suffered before turned into the sweetness of this moment. It's okay if his parents don't want him. It's okay if the scum who made him unmarried and hasn't shown up so far doesn't want him. Poor thing shaking, the father and son will be the most closely connected people in the world from now on. He is the father, and this little chick is his son. They will never be separated.

From then on, the ignorant Ji Baba took his son Ji Xiaoxiao and stumbled to live in the human world at the foot of Jiming Mountain.

The law of survival in the human world is completely different from that of Jiming Mountain. On Jiming Mountain, he is a mynah who trembles when he sees chickens, ducks and geese. Fighting, or peeking at the big brother and the goose next door, Xiao Qi kissing each other, the little days are carefree.

Only after he got down the mountain did he realize that in the human world, if you want to be full, you don’t need to stomp your little paws and flap your fat wings, and then someone stuffs delicious food into your mouth. You have to work and earn money to be full.

During the first two years when he came down from the mountain, he and his baby chicken were often hungry. Luckily, he was an adult and could bear it no matter how hungry he was. After all, the baby chicken was still a baby, and he was growing up, so he could eat eight meals a day. , cried all day long with his little red mouth up, saying he was hungry, and his heart was broken by crying. In order to feed the baby chicken, he moved bricks—accidentally smashed his foot and didn’t earn a dime, and delivered express— Delivered to the wrong place, was complained and paid a fine of 200 yuan, and took revenge on a classmate for a primary school student—I was beaten to tears by a classmate who was only in the fourth grade of elementary school but had a weight of 4 pounds, and helped the aggressive big house to follow the third child ——I found out that Xiao San'er was also a miserable victim and gave Xiao San'er the only 150 yuan left in her body to buy delicious food for her child.

The biggest sum of money he ever earned was to be a filial son to a 90-year-old old lady who was in mourning. He gave full play to his strengths: crying, from six o'clock in the morning to twelve o'clock in the noon, crying with snot and tears , The owner's daughter was crying until she was in tears, and couldn't help asking him: "Little brother der, do you have any difficulties? Tell me, if you can help me, I will help you."

Ji Baba opened his mouth so wide that he could see his tonsils, and cried so heartbreakingly, "I have no place to live, no money to eat, my son and I are going to starve to death, wow wow baby."

The kind-hearted elder sister gave Ji Baba a huge remuneration of 5000 yuan, and also helped the father and son find a place in the village in the city, a small rundown house of 500 yuan a month, and Ji Baba lived with his son for more than ten years.

The current Ji Baba can’t say that all hardships are rewarding, at least he can eat enough, wear warm hair and have a roof tile, and he can also make a big table of delicious food during the New Year and holidays. Occasionally, if he has a bigger income, he can also give Ji Xiaoxiao a change. With a more fashionable mobile phone and bright clothes, Ji Baba felt that although these days were hard, they were also full of joy.

He has made up his mind, when Ji Xiaoxiao is admitted to university, he will go to university with Ji Xiaoxiao, set up a stall near the school, he will go wherever Ji Xiaoxiao goes, and when Ji Xiaoxiao gets married and has a baby, he will go to college. Find an old nest deep in the mountains by myself and end up alone——

Well, no matter if it is a human being or a ghost, a father likes to predict his own old age in front of his cubs to be extremely miserable, and at the same time look at his cubs with extremely expectant and pitiful eyes.

If the cubs firmly express that Dad, I can’t live without you, even if I don’t marry a wife or a man, I will support you, then I will follow the advice of these fathers!Their purpose is your beautiful words.If, like Ji Xiaoxiao, he firmly grasps the key points and hits the soul directly, the father will not worry about what will happen to him in his later years immediately.

"Dad, I don't want to go to college! I don't want to go to school!"

He began to worry about whether he would be pissed off by his own brat before he lived to his old age.

That's right, our Ji Xiaoxiao has been a bad chick who hates studying since he was a child.

Can Ji Baba allow him to be so presumptuous? Surely not. Ever since Ji Xiaoxiao went to elementary school, the neighbors near their house could hear the bottom of Ji Baba’s slippers crackling every three to five days. The sound of little ass.

In order to solve the problem of his son's weariness of studying, Ji Baba racked his brains to scratch his bald hair. At the end of each term, Ji Xiaoxiao timidly gave him the test paper with 0 points, 2 points, 8 points and a maximum of 23 points to sign. Ji Baba I couldn't control my hand waving my slippers.

"You bastard, why are you so stupid! Your father and I scored 8 points in every exam in Jiming Mountain! You got [-] points, are you my son?"

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

This kind of chick who always grasps the key point and hits the soul directly may not live to be beaten by his father when he is in college.

As for how much Ji Baba scored in the Jiming Mountain test, this is really a secret. Please allow Ji Baba to eat a roasted pork before coming back to discuss this issue.

No matter what, the national nine-year compulsory education saved Ji Xiaoxiao's life. He graduated from junior high school safely, and then went to high school crying again under the threat of Ji Baba's slippers.

On Ji Xiaoxiao's first day in high school, Ji Baba burst into tears in front of her stall.

咱儿子上高中了，高中的卷子都是150分的，光选择题都60分，猜也能猜出个20分吧！老子再也不想在0分2分8分的卷子上签字了，祖师爷说在0分2分8分的卷子上签字有损阴德啊！

The neighbors who passed by looked back at Ji Baba and wiped away their tears, "Xiao Ji, what's the matter with you, your son got 2 points in the exam again?"

An older lady with a vegetable basket next to her immediately retorted: "How is it possible, high school has just started, even if Xiao Xiao has that ability, he won't be able to pass the exam."

"I'm fine, I'm fine," Ji Baba wiped the corners of his eyes, looked carefully at the eldest sister who looked concerned, and suddenly slapped the table and said, "Sister Yao, I don't think you look right!"

Sister Yao immediately put down the vegetable basket, and trotted to his stall, "What's wrong, what's wrong, Xiao Ji, show me quickly, how can I say that my eyelids have been twitching all the time these two days!"

Ji Baba looked at Sister Yao's face left and right, stroked the non-existent beard on her chin, counted with her fingers, and said, "Did you break a bowl at home a few days ago?"

Sister Yao slapped her thigh, "Yes! Can you figure it out, Xiaoji?"

Ji Baba closed his eyes, and shook his head pretending to be deep, "It's unknown, how about I give you a talisman, and you stick it on the cupboard to protect you from bad luck to good luck--10 yuan a piece, Tongsou No deceit."

Elder Sister Yao readily took out ten large coins from her wallet and put them on Ji Baba's table, and happily left with the talisman, "Okay, okay, thank you, Xiaoji, you are amazing, you know everything."

Ji Baba put the money in his pocket, lowered his head to the big gray-haired mouse that was eating peanuts on the ground, and said, "Thank you, gray-haired mouse, help me run a few more houses these days, Xiaogang just entered high school, I want to Buy him new clothes."

Gray Mao raised his right front paw and made an OK gesture: "No problem, no problem, by the way, I also want a fur vest when it's cold...."

Ji Baba cleared his throat, pretending he didn't hear it, took a rag and began to wipe the big sign behind him: The little three had an affair and the baby was named Xiao Ji Banxian to relieve your worries.

If you look carefully, the "encounter" of the mistress' affair is missing a line.

Huimao rolled his eyes: The illiterate chicken just picks.

In the evening, Ji Baba happily returned home with ripped jeans worth 30 yuan a pair bought at the entrance of the vegetable market. The stall owner said that such jeans are popular now, they are cool and trendy, and young people like them. I was so happy that I didn't even pay back the price. I found the one with the biggest hole and the most broken one, and waited for my son to come back to present the treasure to his son.

Unexpectedly, the son didn't come back until after 9 o'clock, and a big white egg came back with him.

It's really a big white egg, the kind that can't even wear the holes in ripped jeans.

Such a big egg, the opponent is either an ostrich, a golden eagle or a dinosaur.

Ji Baba lay on the bed, thinking that his son might have been ruined by an old dinosaur whose wrinkles were hundreds of millions of years old and could crush his prototype to death, he felt so uncomfortable that he wanted to cry.

I have worked so hard to raise chickens for 16 years, who dares to put his hand on the head of my chicken treasure if he doesn't have eyes!

I'm so mad, dead chicken, dead scum, scorpion

In the midst of resentment and resentment, Ji Baba snorted and fell asleep.