Who is the father of this egg! ?

Ji Baba has seven older brothers and sisters, the eldest is called Ji Da, the second is called Ji Er, and the third is called Ji San...

This also means that when Ji Baba is here, he should be called Ji Ba.

Because of this disgusting name, Ji Baba was ridiculed and ridiculed by his friends in the first 16 years of his life. Finally, at the age of 16, he got the opportunity and right to change his name.

It's not because Ji Baba's parents found out with conscience, but Ji Baba gave birth to an egg in a daze when he was 16 years old.

That's right, a white, big, round egg, no matter how tortured Ji Baba's father and mother are, Ji Baba just won't say whose seed it is.

The young Ji Baba hugged the egg and cried until he cried, "Ji Grasshopper!Baby Ji is my moth!I can raise him with a chicken!Grasshopper!

The father was so angry that he also screamed.

His son was unmarried and first egged, but he couldn't find the culprit. Father Ji, who loves face all his life, felt extremely ashamed. His son Ji Aotian let people sleep in vain and brought a breed, which made him Ji Aotian in the world of chickens, no, poultry. How to mix?What would other ducks think of him, how would geese think of him, and how would he flaunt his prestige in front of other chickens?

In a fit of rage, Father Ji drove his son out of the house regardless of Mrs. Ji's cries, "You, you unworthy son! Get out of here! Cack!"

Ignoring the embarrassing scene where Ji Ji turned into a frog in a second, the fact that he was kicked out of the house was really beyond Ji Baba's expectations. He thought he would be beaten and scolded by Ji Ji for a few days at most, but he didn't expect to be kicked out just like that Ji Wo.

Ji Baba cried all night, until his pink comb was limp.

Fortunately, Ji Baba was still very tough at such a young age. With a small burden on his back, he resolutely croaked with his big white egg in his arms. After that, he never came back for 16 years.

In order to show his determination, Ji Baba also changed his name from Ji Ba to Ji Baba. Originally, he wanted to simply change his name to Ya Baba in one step, but he was afraid of bringing unspeakable trouble to the innocent old lady Ji. , then give up.

On the morning when Ji Baba left, no other poultry came to see him off, except for Wuwu, the duck next door who had always been in love with him.

Duck Wuwu cried and said: Eight, you just need to tell me who that bastard is, I, I am willing to marry you and raise your eggs!

Ji Baba rolled his eyes, raised his head to the sky and yelled: Grasshopper!Sorry I don't marry squawking creatures.

Duck Wuwu cried even harder: Last time I proposed to you, you clearly said that you would not marry a creature with a wide mouth!Last time you said no to marrying someone with webbed feet!

Ji Baba ignored him, hugged the egg, and walked quickly with his two short legs upside down, without a trace of nostalgia.

Duck Wuwu cried and sang: Ah~ha, it’s no big deal to go... The lonely duck can also not want you...

Although there are so many baby chickens in Ji's nest that sometimes even Ji's father and mother Ji can't tell who is who, and they often feed this one and then slip over to feed it again, making the baby chickens roll their eyes, but to be fair, Ji Baba grew up to be pampered and cared for. Every time he was teased by his friends about his name, Ji Daji Er and the others would flap their big wings and beat the little friend who owed him a big meal. Wherever I go, my friends only dare to call me starling, and dare not make mistakes.

When it was windy and rainy, Papa Ji always stood at the door majesticly, with his big wings propped up high, scolding the chicks who were still playing crazy, come and hide under Papa's wings.

Father Ji's big wings are so warm and thick, they are not afraid to hide in them no matter how much thunder or rain they hit...

But now, he was kicked out, and Father Ji's big wings were closed to him forever...

Ji Baba recalled how good the chicken was at home, and cried so hard that he kissed the big white egg in his arms, and said with a sob: "Baby, Dad will only have you from now on, and when you grow up, Dad will love you no matter what mistakes you make. , you are the baby of my father's life! Chick Grasshopper!"

The oath he made when he came down from Jiming Mountain was still in his ears, but Ji Baba felt that he might have to break his oath.

What a lifetime baby, he really wants to throw this unworthy son in the trash can to fend for himself!

"Say! Whose seed is this egg!"

Ji Baba was facing off with his lifelong baby, Ji Xiaoxiao, in a rented house with air leaks on all sides. Ji Baba was sitting in the middle of the sofa with a big hole in it, and Ji Xiaoxiao was standing one meter away from him, with his head lowered. Indented into the chest cavity, the whole body exudes the message that I was wrong but I just don't say you clean me up, you scold me and clean me up.

There was an egg on a broken wooden chair between them.

That's right, a big, round egg with white skin.

Ji Xiaoxiao glanced at Dan, then at Ji Baba, lowered her head, and didn't say a word.

Ji Baba was so angry that he picked up the egg and made a gesture to throw it out. Ji Baobao hugged his waist, tears came in a second, and cried, "Don't throw my baby! Daddy, please! Grasshopper! Baby Ji is my moth! I can raise him with a single chicken! Grasshopper!" Ji Baba's eyes twitched, why do these words feel so familiar...?

Holding the egg, Ji Baba held back his anger and discussed with Ji Xiaoxiao, "Then you tell Dad, who owns this egg, and you tell Dad that Dad won't throw it away."

Ji Xiaoxiao closed her mouth tightly, crying and shaking her head.

"You asked for it!" Ji Baba swung his arm, and was about to throw the egg against the wall. Baby Ji was so frightened that he squeezed out the words "Ji Grasshopper~" and then just listened. With a sound, the big boy who was standing there just now disappeared, replaced by a little chubby chicken the size of a tennis ball desperately trying to jump on Ji Baba's arm.

The little chubby chicken is so fat that it has no curves at all. Except for the chicken head, the whole body is as drawn by a compasses. It is covered in yellow fluff. The cock comb is so small that it is almost invisible. You can only faintly see the yellow fur on the top of the head. About to reveal that point of red toot color.

The little chubby chicken's black beans eyes were full of tears, crying so hard that his two short legs bounced on the ground in vain. "Dad, dad, please don't throw it away! Dad, please!"

Seeing that his son couldn't even keep the prototype, and Ji Baba's heart was not hardened, he let out a long sigh and threw the egg on the sofa. The little chubby chicken jumped onto the egg with a whoosh, its short wings spread as far as possible, and almost The eggs, which are as big as his prototype, are firmly protected under the wings, "Ji Grasshopper! Don't be afraid, baby, Daddy will protect you!"

Ji Baba watched this scene helplessly, exactly the same as he did 17 years ago, and slumped weakly on the chair, "What the hell did I do!"

On this day, Ji Baba deeply felt the anger, excitement, and...distress that Papa Ji felt at the moment when he knew that his son was an unmarried child.

The little baby who was still rolling around under his wings the day before, suddenly gave birth to an egg, and defended that scum with all his might, as a father, how could he not be angry, how could he not feel distressed?

It was night, and Ji Baba was tossing and turning in bed, unable to fall asleep. He had been away from home for 17 years, and he had never missed Ji's father, Ji's wife, Ji Wo, his eldest brother, second brother, third sister, fourth sister, fifth sister, and sixth brother so much.