Who is the father of this egg! ?

Looking at the cowardly Ji Baba, Yu Po Po couldn't help but ask himself, would he want to come to Ji's house for food and lodging in a vain manner, would he completely ruin this poor and cowardly father and son...

Glancing at the sympathetic eyes of the fish dial, Ji Baba suddenly thought of a question, "How can you see ghosts?" Although spirits in human form have their own spiritual power, the young spirit monsters with erratic spiritual power cannot see them. To ghosts other than blood relatives, especially when it was still bright after five o'clock just now.

Yu Paipa pointed to his eyes and said, "Because I am a fish."

Ji Baba suddenly realized, and then remembered that fish are born to be able to distinguish ghosts and gods.

It is also said in the "Yin and Yang Qi Distinguishing Real Dragon Qi Li Jing" that the fish, the upper part of the air and the lower part of the water, the water and the air, the fish's eyes can distinguish between yin and yang, that is to say, the fish can swim underwater, and can also leap On the water surface, it is based on this that fish eyes have the effect of distinguishing yin and yang.

In a word, all the fish have yin and yang eyes.

So some young Taoist priests who have just debuted will bring a fish when exorcising ghosts. If the fish struggles violently, it means there is a real thing. Run first. If the fish does not respond, it means there is nothing wrong with it.

Ji Baba sighed, and then said bitterly: "That family will be a disaster for the starving ghosts sooner or later."

Starved ghosts literally means starved ghosts. In fact, this kind of ghost itself is not terrible, because starved ghosts basically do not appear in modern society. Even if there are, many of them are caused by mental illness before death. Even if this kind of person starves to death and turns into a ghost, they still wander around chaotically. Either they are lucky enough to be captured by ghost messengers and re-enter the cycle of reincarnation, or they are unlucky to become unconscious ghosts, basically harmless. .

But the starving ghost lying on the hairy dysentery family is wearing a blue cloth jacket on the upper body, black cotton trousers on the lower body, and a small bun on the back of the head. Judging from the clothes, it is the kind that died at least 50 years ago. It's a dead ghost, and its eyes are not the starved ghost's usual straight and dazed look, but with strong yin and resentment, just looking at it seems to be the horror of sucking people in.

Although Ji Baba was a ghost, he had never seen a real conscious starving ghost, so he was naturally taken aback.

This starving ghost is obviously eyeing the hairy dysentery family. It is estimated that the village in the city will not be peaceful in the near future...

Thinking of this, Ji Baba's mood suddenly became heavy, with some contradictions and some resentment.

When he was eating, he saw Ji Xiaoxiao's swollen face, and the side that was beaten couldn't even open his eyes, and the conflicted mood disappeared immediately. He couldn't even eat the meal, so he took the egg and rolled Ji Xiaoxiao's face, "The next time I see Wang Chunmei, I must scold her to death!" Ji Baba said bitterly.

It was rare for Ji Xiaoxiao to get hurt, and she was so spoiled that she couldn't even pick up her chopsticks. She had to let her father feed her, and if her father didn't feed her, she kept her mouth open.

"Damn bastard," Ji Baba cursed, scooped up the thickly boiled porridge, blew it into Ji Xiaoxiao's wide-open mouth, "Have you broken your hand, you can't even hold chopsticks."

Ji Xiaoxiao wrapped a large spoonful of porridge in one mouthful, and happily arched her head in her father's arms, "I want my father to feed you~"

Yu Bobo looked sad, buried his head in the bowl and silently missed the father and mother fish who couldn't even count how many children he had.

After eating and taking a bath, Ji Baba hugged two quilts and put them on the broken sofa, spread them out by himself, patted the soft quilts, and said to Yu Diabo, "You can sleep here for the time being, and when you have money, you can pay me." You buy a bed."

Yu Diao waved his hands again and again, "No, no, actually, I can just sleep in your washbasin..." He looked at the enamel washbasin of Ji Baba's house, and whispered, "Why don't I just sleep in the bed today, my I still have five yuan, I will buy a basin by myself tomorrow, and I will be fine sleeping in the basin from now on.”

Hearing his pitiful words, Ji Baba felt like a child abuser Grandet, he sighed, "Wait a while." He said and went out.

Yu Diao looked at his back in confusion.

Not long after, Ji Baba came back, moved in a brand new folding bed, and placed it in the middle of the main room with a bang, Ji Baba complained while rubbing his arms, "Oh, I'm exhausted, it doesn't look big so heavy."

He pointed to the folding bed and said, "I just went to a small supermarket to buy it. It costs more than 200 yuan. You can sleep here. It's still a bed. I'll go to the flea market tomorrow to buy a thicker curtain. It’s worth it for you to hang around here—why are you crying!?”

This time, Yu Po Pao showed his true feelings, crying with tears all over his face, "Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow

Ji Baba scratched his head embarrassingly, "Ah? No...it's just a bed, go to sleep, it's too late, I'll take you out tomorrow to find a job."

Yubobo cried and nodded, "En!"

200 yuan is not much. He read the financial accounts in Wangyue Building, and every pen is tens of thousands. Boss Li even has to pay the hotel for buying an ashtray. Hundreds of thousands are not a problem, but For Ji Baba, 200 yuan may be the living expenses for him and Ji Xiaoxiao for several days. Ji Xiaoxiao’s pocket money is only 50 yuan a day, and Ji Baba is so angry that [-] yuan of electricity has been stolen. Xiaoxiao was slapped because of this, which shows that their family is really poor, as Ji Xiaoxiao said.

Ji Baba must have made a lot of determination to buy a bed for 200 yuan for a cheeky strange fish he just met, and he must be very distressed...

Yu Bobo fell asleep with great gratitude and apology, and dreamed that he had earned a lot of money to give back to Ji Baba.

In the bedroom of Ji's father and son, they were still talking quietly.

Ji Xiaoxiao hugged her father, coquettishly, "Dad, the baby is so happy..."

"Oh."

"It really scares the baby during the day, that room is scary, if it weren't for the balls, the baby would definitely be in pain..."

Ji Baba rubbed his son's little head, and comforted him: "Don't be afraid, it's all over, Boss Li is a big villain, but—" Ji Baba changed the subject and changed his tone, "I think this bastard is very capable , it can fly and protect you before it hatches, so whose species is it? Can you tell Dad that after bullying my son, he disappeared, and Dad wants to settle accounts with him!"

Ji Xiaoxiao pouted and changed the subject cleverly, "Daddy and baby want to hear stories ne~"

Ji Baba sat up and stretched out his hand to pull Ji Xiaoxiao up too. Ji Xiaoxiao burrowed into the quilt like a fish, and Ji Baba went to grab his waist. Ji Xiaoxiao had a lot of itchy flesh on his body, black and black. Laughing, Ji Baba went to pull his shoulder, and Ji Xiaoxiao turned into a little chick, no matter how much his father scolded him, he just tilted his head and stared at his father with bright black bean eyes, with a look of I'm so innocent I don't know anything dad what you're doing look like.

Ji Baba had nothing to do with this dead chicken, pointed at the cute and cute chick and threatened, "Wait, my father has plenty of ways to tell you to speak up!"

As he said that, Ji Baba got out of bed and put his hands on the bedside table to sleep obediently【? ]’s big egg came over, picked up a feather duster and hit the egg, “If you don’t say it, I’ll crack your son’s eggshell!”

Unexpectedly, his father would be so cruel, Ji Xiaoxiao hurriedly flew over to pounce on the egg, bent his shameless little chicken leg with a plop, and knelt down for his father, "Dad~ it was injured to protect me, You, don't hit it—”

Before he finished speaking, he suddenly heard a noisy voice outside the yard, followed by a loud shout: "How dare you run!? Stop!"

The father and son looked at each other, and Ji Baba stuffed Ji Xiaoxiao under the quilt, "You go to bed first, and Dad goes to see what's going on." Of course Ji Xiaoxiao refused, and just jumped into the pocket of his father's pajamas, digging out everything. Not coming out, "I'll go with Dad."

No time to talk to this kid?

Yubobo slept like a dead pig, and didn't respond to such a big movement at all.

Going out of the yard, I turned a corner and went under the wall of the discharge box in Ji Baba's house. I saw a policeman in uniform fighting with Mao Dazhuang. No, it should be the police unilaterally pressing Mao Dazhuang and handcuffing him.

"Uncle Policeman!" Fortunately, it was dark at night, and Ji Xiaoxiao jumped out of his father's pocket and turned into a human form without being conspicuous. He hurried up to help hold down Mao Dazhuang's hand so that the little policeman could handcuff Mao Dazhuang, "You, you are in the middle of the night Stay here!"

The little policeman obviously paused when he heard the words "Uncle Policeman", then handcuffed Mao Dazhuang neatly, pressed his thick neck and shouted: "Be honest!"

Mao Dazhuang is about 1.8 meters tall and weighs at least 200 kilograms. The little policeman is also limited in height than Mao Dazhuang. He looks thin and lean, but he can't move Mao Dazhuang on the ground with one hand.

Ji Xiaoxiao looked at the little policeman and couldn't help showing admiration.

"This, this is the police comrade?" Ji Baba looked at Mao Dazhuang who was on the ground crying out in pain, and said in surprise.

Ji Xiaoxiao took the police uncle's hand and introduced it to her father, "Dad, I called the police when Wang Chunmei hit me. This uncle came to mediate."

Ji Baba hurried over to shake hands, "Hi, hello, hey, why are you the person in charge here? Wasn't it Police Officer Wang before?"

The 21-year-old police uncle has other thoughts about Ji Xiaoxiao. When he saw Ji Baba, he suddenly felt like seeing his parents. He shook hands, "Officer Wang has retired. I am a newly transferred policeman from the bureau. My name is Yang Chen. Hello, Uncle."

"Hello, hello." Ji Baba pointed at Mao Dazhuang, "Are you squatting here in the middle of the night?"

Yang Chen scratched his head, and said embarrassedly: "I have nothing else to do at the institute recently, so I just came here to stay and work overtime. I didn't expect this person to be so courageous. He just came to the door during the day and actually came here again at night. "

When Ji Baba saw the electric wire in Mao Dazhuang's hand, he suddenly became angry and scolded: "You shameless person, you came to steal my electricity again, can you get rich by stealing that little electricity!?"

Mao Dazhuang was stubborn, "Who stole your home's electricity, my home line is broken, just come out and find someone to fix it!"

Yang Chen, a rich man who has just graduated and started working, is the first time he has seen this kind of rascal who is caught and refuses to admit it. A feeling of malice arose in his heart. Pulling it over, he grabbed Mao Dazhuang's hand and was about to put it on the exposed copper wire, "Come on, first repair the wire you stripped."

Mao Dazhuang had lost his insulating gloves long ago, so he dared not touch the exposed copper wires with his hands. He was so frightened that he kept pushing his hands under his body, and shouted, "What do you want, what do you want!"

Yang Chen sneered, "Aren't you going to repair the wires? I'll give you a chance. Come on." As he spoke, he really punched the wires on Mao Dazhuang's hand, and the blue light from the current flashed across Mao Dazhuang's hands. Yang Chen felt the numb feeling of electric current rushing through his body, and Mao Dazhuang was so frightened that he was so frightened, "Why are you doing what are you doing! I will sue you for lynching——ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Ji Xiaoxiao reached out his hand and secretly pinched Mao Dazhuang's back where Mao Dazhuang couldn't see it. He thought he had been electrocuted again, and howled like a pig.

"Hahahaha," Ji Xiaoxiao finally got revenge, and kicked Mao Dazhuang several times, "If you don't want to be a good person, you must be a thief!"

Subduing Mao Dazhuang, Ji Baba warmly invited Yang Chen to sleep at home for one night, and bring Mao Dazhuang back to the institute tomorrow, Yang Chen happily agreed →_→

At the same time, in Fenghuang Guiyu, thousands of miles away, in the hall of the Phoenix God King, a group of old men with white beards are trying to persuade their young God King, Feng Zhen.

"God seat, leaving Phoenix and returning to the Isle is no small matter, please think twice!" The old man with the white scepter almost knelt before Feng Zhen, "You have just succeeded to the throne, and the east and west islands are not peaceful yet. You go to the human world at this time, in case..."

After a long time without getting an answer from the God King, Elder Sihuang was afraid of offending the moody young God King, so he didn't dare to say more, and his voice gradually became quieter.

On the Holy Light Throne carved from flowing colored white jade, the 3000-year-old Phoenix God King silently looked at His Highness, the group of elders who were tens of thousands or even hundreds of thousands of years old.

His appearance is very handsome, his facial features are smooth and profound, his sword eyebrows fly into his temples slantingly, his dark eyes are always slightly squinted, no one can guess what this young Phoenix God King is thinking about and what he will do next, He is the king of all phoenixes, the ruler of the entire Fenghuang Guiyu and even the Southwest Continent. Even the great elder Sihuang dared not look him in the eyes and figure out what he wanted.

"Yao Ben." Feng Zhen said suddenly.

In the crowd, a middle-aged general with a long knife on his back stood up and bowed reverently to Feng Zhen, "The minister is here."

"This seat now confers on you a first-class nine-thousand-year-old, orders the Phoenix Temple to walk, and bestows a third-level seat on the temple."

Feng Zhen raised his chin slightly, and the chief servant behind him with his head lowered immediately winked, and soon a group of palace maids lined up neatly filed in. The chief court lady held a piece of white cloth in her hand and spread it on the ground. The position of the third step under the seat of the Holy Light God, and then smiled reservedly at the middle-aged man, "Please, General."

The middle-aged man was stunned for a moment, stepped forward a few steps, stood next to the white cloth, clasped his fists to accept the order, and replied loudly: "Thank God seat!"

"Hehe." Feng Zhen smiled, "Don't thank me first, I'm going to go to the human world, the time is uncertain, during the time I leave Fenghuang Guiyu, all the affairs of the Phoenix Palace and the East and West Islets will be closed. Leave it to you to take care of it, do you accept it?"

Immediately, the elders of His Highness looked at each other and made very small comments. Their eyes flicked back and forth between General Yaoben and Elder Sihuang.

Elder Sihuang's face turned pale, and he couldn't help but stop him: "God, this is absolutely impossible..."

Feng Zhen's expression froze, the air in the entire Phoenix Temple seemed to freeze, the words of the elder Sihuang were held in his throat, and he dared not speak again.

A look of ecstasy appeared on the face of the middle-aged man, he knelt down on one knee, and said loudly, "I take orders!"

The young Phoenix God King sat in the middle of his radiant Holy Light Throne, but his eyes were looking at the direction of the human world from afar, and he didn't speak for a long time.

Chick, this seat is here.