Who is the father of this egg! ?

Ji Baba, who enthusiastically invited Yang Chen to sleep at home for one night, took everyone to the yard and realized that the family had just taken in a fish pod, and there was no place for people to live... There was a broken sofa, but It is too unreasonable for guests to sleep on a sofa with a hole in it. While exchanging greetings with Yang Chen, Ji Baba searched for places where people could live in his house.

Suddenly he had an idea, pulled Ji Xiaoxiao aside and said, "Dad sleeps on the sofa tonight, and you and Officer Yang sleep in the bedroom. I think you two are about the same age, and you can chat."

Ji Xiaoxiao pouted, with a face full of displeasure. He has slept with his father since he was a child, and he has never been separated from him for a day. He doesn't feel safe when he sleeps without his father, "No..."

"Little boy, Police Officer Yang is a guest, and he helped us catch Mao Dazhuang. He just came to our area, and it will be much more convenient to get along with him. Anyway, I tell you that you don't understand, so it's settled."

Ji Xiaoxiao snorted a few times, "Oh." No matter how petty she is, Ji Xiaoxiao knows how to treat guests, her father said everything, and everyone brought them home before telling others It’s too embarrassing to sleep somewhere, the host and guest are both embarrassed, and there is no other place to sleep at home except the sofa, so you can’t ask the guests to sleep on the sofa, or go to sleep on the sofa by yourself and let Dad and Police Officer Yang sleep - damn it must no!

The image of his father and Police Officer Yang sharing the same bed suddenly appeared in his mind, and Ji Xiaoxiaolei's whole body was aroused. ], Ji Xiaoxiao thinks it’s okay not to sleep with her father once in a while, at least it can prevent suddenly having a stepdad who is about the same age as herself!

The little chick's mind is bigger than his own father's palace.

After comforting Ji Xiaoxiao, Ji Baba said to Yang Chen with a little apology, "I'm sorry, Officer Yang, I forgot about the addition of a new person to my family, so it's okay for you to sleep in the same bed with Xiaoxiao tonight. You can rest assured that he is very hygienic and sleeps very honestly..."

Officer Yang was stunned. He didn't expect that the future father-in-law would be so real. He didn't do anything when he met him for the first time, just...

"Hey, hey, hey, officer Yang, why did you have a nosebleed!? Xiao Xiao, hurry up and get the toilet paper!"

"Oh!"

Ji Xiaoxiao rubbed a large roll of toilet paper over, and helped her father to stop the bleeding of Police Officer Yang, "Bow your head down," he took another cold towel, Yang Chen lowered his head slightly, and Ji Xiaoxiao put the cool towel on his feet On the nape of his neck, "Is it better?"

Yang Chen didn't understand the scientific principle of putting a towel on the back of his neck when he had a nosebleed, but when he saw Ji Xiaoxiao, who was only wearing shorts and an old blouse, approaching him with her white arms raised, and words of concern poured out of her delicate and ruddy mouth, he I felt that I was more than half healed, and nodded vigorously, "Okay, much better!"

"What the hell!" Ji Baba yelled, "Why is it bleeding again!?"

Seeing that the toilet paper just applied was red again, Ji Baba frantically rubbed two strips of toilet paper to stuff Yang Chen's nostrils.

joke!

The sweetheart is right in front of him, even if Mr. Yang is killed, he won't put such a ridiculous thing in!As stupid as a pig with green onions stuck in its nostrils!

Yang Chen hurriedly dodged Ji Baba's hand, and stammered to explain, "Finally, I've eaten too much instant noodles recently, I'm just a little angry, I'll go out to cool off for a while!" As he spoke, he straddled his long legs and left the main room He opened the door, looked up at the starry sky, and forced the boiling blood all over his body to calm down.

It's true that Ji Xiaoxiao is very cute, but she is still in high school after all. If his father-in-law doesn't treat him as an outsider, he can't really be rude, even if he sleeps in the same bed with Ji Xiaoxiao—what the hell is the nosebleed again? up!It's over for you!

Dirty!Dirty!

The vast sea of ​​stars can't stop Yang Chen's unrestrained imagination, he can only pinch his nose and casually look at Ji Xiaoxiao's yard to divert his attention and prevent himself from becoming the first good money trace who died of a nosebleed due to excessive brain supplementation police.

The yard of Ji Xiaoxiao’s house is simple and tidy. There is a tricycle parked on the right, and a small vegetable bed on the left, where some onions, garlic and cabbage are planted. The small yard looks very warm under the bright moonlight. Live like this -- stop!

The gate of the courtyard is a small gatehouse, a bit short, and needs to be repaired, otherwise it will be inconvenient for him to come in and out in the future - I can go to you!

Mao Dazhuang, who was thrown in the small room in the gatehouse, had already fallen asleep heartlessly. Yang Chen looked at him, disgusted but also a little grateful. If it wasn't for this scoundrel, it might have been a long time before he met Ji Xiaoxiao, who is so cute And simple, simply according to his ideal shape.

Yang Chen thought about the information about Mao Dazhuang that he had just learned when he was chatting with his colleagues. This man had entered the detention center for petty theft. Some fines, anyway, he didn't have any fines. According to his own confession, being locked up in the detention center can save him from doing early shop work, and he can sleep until dawn. I don't know how beautiful it is.

Pure rogue.

"Officer Yang, are you feeling better, why don't we go to the hospital now?" Ji Baba also went out of the room, looked worriedly at Yang Chen who was pinching his nose and said, "It's not a problem to keep pinching like this. "

"No, no, no, I'm much better, look." Yang Chen let go of his hand, and sure enough, the nosebleed stopped, and he himself was relieved, seeing his parents for the first time [? 】It’s so embarrassing. Fortunately, my father-in-law seems to be easy to talk to...

The three of them stayed in the living room noisily for a long time, and finally they were able to sleep peacefully. During this period, Yu Diao, who was sleeping under the eyes of everyone, even snored happily.

"This person is..." Yang Chen couldn't help admiring this young man who was sleeping all over the place, the quality of his sleep was unheard of.

Ji Baba said perfunctorily: "It's a relative of my family, it's past eleven o'clock, you and Xiaoxiao should go to bed quickly, you both have to go to school and work tomorrow."

In order to conceal the eagerness and excitement in his heart, Yang Chen, who had been pretending to be calm all the time, heard Ji Baba's words, as if he heard the sound of nature. He smiled reservedly and politely, and said good night to "future father-in-law": "Okay, then I'll go to bed, uncle, you should also go to bed earlier."

He walked slowly into the bedroom where Ji Xiaoxiao was sleeping. Like the small yard of Ji's house, it was full of poverty and warm atmosphere. The bedroom was not big. There was an old log-colored wardrobe on the left. Next to it is a study table. Apart from some homework and textbooks, there is a huge egg that is very eye-catching, but Yang Chen can't see anything else, because Ji Xiaoxiao is lying on the table next to the table. The big bed is waiting for him.

Ji Xiaoxiao was already very sleepy, he half-closed his eyes and moved the little soft body to the other side, and lifted the quilt, "Come in, I'm so sleepy."

Yang Chen got into Ji Xiaoxiao's bed with a whoosh, please forgive him for being impertinent, he felt that no one in the world could resist the lovely Ji Xiaoxiao lifting the quilt and said: Come in quickly.

After entering the quilt, Yang Chen realized that he was thinking too much. The two of them had a small quilt, and a big quilt was covered on it. Ji Xiaoxiao yawned and explained: "These two small quilts were made in summer. Dad was afraid that you were not used to sharing the same bed with others, so he made two of you..."

I'm used to it, I'm very used to it! !

Just when Ji Xiaoxiao stretched out her hand to find the lamp cord and was about to pull the lamp to go to sleep, a very crisp sound suddenly sounded in the silent bedroom: "Crack!"

Yang Chen heard the voice sensitively, and sat up all of a sudden, "What's the voice?"

Ji Xiaoxiao was so sleepy that she couldn't keep her eyes open, and said heartlessly, "I don't know, maybe the closet is cracked again... Um... Uncle policeman, let's go to sleep..."

As soon as the words fell, there was another bang in the room, a very strange sound, as if something hard and brittle had burst.

Yang Chen's sharp eyes looked around the small room, but he still didn't find anything unusual. He lay down full of suspicion, and before he could fully enjoy Ji Xiaoxiao's sleeping face, bang, the light went out ...

Yang Chen helplessly and happily fell asleep slowly.

In the darkness, the big egg on the table suddenly flew up, circling quickly in the room, occasionally moving up and down, left and right, it didn't look like it was practicing, but it seemed to be venting out of anger.

After turning around for a while, the big egg flew onto Yang Chen's face with a whoosh, and stopped for a while at a distance of one centimeter from his nose. A shallow layer of golden light, and then strands of golden light flowed into Yang Chen's body along his seven orifices. After a few breaths, Yang Chen's heavy breathing disappeared, and his whole body seemed to have fallen into a coma.

At this time, the big egg rose sharply, and then slammed Yang Chen's face and nose hard. His quilt was also pushed away by the big egg, and then from the Tianling cover to the soles of his feet, he was covered by a big egg weighing two kilograms. The egg was smashed again.

After ruthlessly teaching Ji Xiaoxiao a lesson, Dadan seemed to be relieved, he continued to fly around the room twice to vent his remaining energy, and got into Ji Xiaoxiao's bed, and his father said Ji Xiaoxiao, who sleeps well and is honest, has already slept from one end of the quilt to the other end of the quilt. After the big egg got into the bed, he found that the first thing he touched was Ji Xiaoxiaobai's soft feet, and suddenly the whole eggshell was soaked. A layer of slight powder, very shy, followed by small thighs, small "little", and finally reached the bottom edge of Ji Xiaoxiao's old man's shirt rolled up to his belly, the big egg arched his clothes, and the whole body Dandu and Ji Xiaoxiao's tender white chest were tightly pressed together, and the big egg was trembling with confusion, and the egg head rubbed lewdly on the two soft tips, and finally "slept" contentedly catch...

Ji Xiaoxiao, who sleeps very honestly, didn't even know that she was holding an egg in her arms. She turned and slept on the bed at a speed of one lap per hour. Her little feet stuck to Yang Chen's nostrils twice, and her buttocks were turned upside down. Arms flapping on the bed like a drowning duck...

As for Yang Chen, he only breathed shallowly all the time, and Ji Xiaoxiao's slumber as if in heaven did not wake him up, and he had no dreams all night.

Just the next morning...

Two screams came from the only bedroom in Ji's house, one was low and the other was clear, one seemed angry and the other seemed distressed.

"Who the fuck is hitting me while I'm sleeping!?"

"Baby! Why do you have two more cracks on your body!"

Ji Baba, who was still asleep, heard Ji Xiaoxiao's voice sharply, threw off the quilt, and rushed into the bedroom.I saw Yang Chen twisting Zhang Jun's face and scolding the street, Ji Xiaoxiao hugged his precious egg, touched the eggshell distressedly, and looked like he was about to cry or not.

Ji Baba didn't care about Yang Chen, so he quickly pulled Ji Xiaoxiao out of the bedroom with her eggs, and asked in a low voice, "What's your name in the early morning, what's your name, baby, and Officer Yang is still here, if he finds us What if they are not human? Do you know that this is the Otto egg you bought in front of outsiders?"

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo，Look，Dad】hair was messed up in sleep, and pitifully hugged the big green egg that was still covered with tape. There are two long cracks.

"What's going on here!?"