Who is the father of this egg! ?

Yu dialed: "..."

"Your family is in the same pond... half of the fish in the Panguan Mountain is there..."

Yu Diabo didn't speak, Ji Xiaoxiao added another knife, "You guys are so hygienic..."

He succeeded in making the fish so disgusting that he lost his mind about fried chicken. He broke down and shouted: "It's so easy to cut, I don't want to borrow money, so I can cut it! What do you do with only 20 yuan!"

Probably because he was afraid of hurting his new friend, Ji Xiaoxiao took out 20 cents from his pocket and gave it to Yu Diao, "1 yuan is a lot of money. My father usually only gives me [-] yuan a day in pocket money, and this [-] cents is for you. Well, thank you for saving me just now."

Ji Xiaoxiao was very sincere, Yu Diao took the fifty cents and put it in his pocket, complaining to himself that he was indeed your father's biological son, and the whole family was stingy!

Until Ji Baba came back with Po Sanlun, Yu Bobo didn't eat fried chicken, a pair of hot wings cost 7 yuan, and he only had [-] yuan in his pocket, so he couldn't grab it!

"Dad, where did you find the car? Did you lose anything in the car?"

After a day of fright, now Ji Xiaoxiao saw that his broken three-wheeled car was very kind. He touched the handlebar that Ji Baba had maintained very brightly, and muttered with lingering fear, "I will never take a big car again..."

"I haven't lost it, where I parked it yesterday, and where I am today, I'll see it when I get there—you sit on that little bench, my dad will cook something delicious for you when I get home!" Ji Baba lifted his buttocks and rode on the tricycle. , obviously and deliberately ignored the expectant eyes of Yu Diaopao.

After riding two steps forward, Ji Xiaoxiao suddenly whispered, "Dad, Yubo is crying~"

Ji Baba pretended not to hear, and rode a few steps forward.

"I cried so much..."

"Oh shit……"

Ji Baba looked up to the sky and screamed, turned the tricycle around, and rode back to the side of Yu Diabo, who was twitching from crying, "It's my bad luck, come up."

Yu Po's teary eyes suddenly lit up, and he sat down on the rail on the right side of the car unceremoniously, "Thank you benefactor!"

Ji Baba's eyelids twitched, and he always had the premonition that he was cheated and picked up a big trouble to go home...

"Don't thank me first, let me tell you that my family doesn't raise lazy people except Xiaoxiao. If you want to live in my house, you have to work!" Ji Xiaoxiao warned.

Yu Po Pao nodded vigorously, "Must be! My benefactor, let me tell you that I am diligent and know many things!"

"Then what do you know?" Ji Xiaoxiao asked curiously, and Ji Baba also pricked up his ears to listen, hoping to hear some practical skills such as scraping the floor, laying the floor, driving the excavator to move the bricks, etc.

"Every time I throw fish food in from the feeding port, I can shoot the six aunts, three uncles, seven uncles and grandpas who are snatching food all the way away!"

ga-

The tricycle came to a sudden stop, and Ji Xiaoxiao almost fell off the small bench. He hurriedly supported the small table on the car, and turned around to complain to his father, "Dad, what are you doing, the baby almost fell down... "

Ji Baba let go of the brake, turned around and looked at Yu Diao, and found that this kid was indeed a bit capable. The sudden slam on the brake just now did nothing, and he was still sitting on the railing of the car, dangling two little white leg.

"Let me tell you, we are not allowed to be eaten by human spirits. This is impolite behavior, and we are not allowed to fight!"

Yu Diao scratched his head because he didn't know, "Why, we all have to grab...otherwise..."

"I know!" Ji Xiaoxiao raised her hand, "Otherwise, after the fish food is finished, I can eat papa!"

vomit--

One sentence made Ji Baba disgusting enough, he made up his mind about the living environment of Yu Diabo, and couldn't help but have a little understanding of this young man's behavior of grabbing food ==

While he was riding his bicycle, he gave Yu the common sense of popular science and human society, such as not grabbing food, not changing back to the original shape at any time, and not half the original shape!

Yu Paipa listened so carefully that he almost took out a small notebook to write it down.

"By the way, you just said that half of the runner fish in Panguanshan were caught by old man Li and taken to Wangyue Tower to make runner fish?" Ji Baba suddenly thought of something.

Yu Po dial nodded, "Well, at that time, our clan was holding a bonfire party in the wooden barrel river on Pangang Mountain, and old man Li happened to bring Fang Huatian here. He has a large sleepy spirit net, which is specially used to deal with We are aquatic spirits..."

Ji Baba was puzzled, "Who is Fang Huatian?"

"He used to be a very famous Fengshui master. I heard that a school in Liangqianzong was once haunted, and Fang Huatian solved it. Later, he probably did too many bad things, and he was hit by a car and died. I'm still in Boss Li's office. When we heard the news of his death, my uncles, uncles, uncles, uncles, grandpas, uncles, and uncles and I celebrated well."

"Oh..." Ji Baba understands, although he is not very kind, but Fang Huatian is equivalent to the extermination enemy of their Cichlid Fish Clan in Pangang Mountain, let alone celebrating, dancing on his grave is easy, "Then your family is still in Wangyue Tower. The owner of Wangyue Tower is now in ruins. It is estimated that it will be auctioned or seized. Your family..."

"Ah..." Yu Diao suddenly sighed, "Without the sunshine and the natural aura of Pangang Mountain, we can't practice at all. If we can't practice, our cichlid fish can live for five or six years at most. In fact, my parents and uncles They all died after being locked under the floor for seven or eight years. Some suffered from depression, some died of natural old age, and some committed suicide by blocking their breathing holes on the glass. For me, three years ago, the second uncle with spiritual consciousness in the fish pond also died... I haven't talked to other fish for three years, if it wasn't for the phoenix breath from my little benefactor today, my cultivation base would be greatly improved , jumping out of the wheel feng shui fish formation, I may not live for long..."

The words of Yu Po Pao were very calm, but Ji's father and son were greatly moved when they heard it. Ji Baba couldn't imagine that this young man who looked about the same age as Ji Xiaoxiao had experienced such terrible darkness and loneliness, but he was still the same as Ji Xiaoxiao. Optimistic, naive and thick-skinned, even if he is as strong as Ji Baba himself, if he is imprisoned in such a small place for 20 years, he will definitely suffer from depression or commit suicide just like those relatives. He sniffed and said in a hoarse voice , "What is the breath of the phoenix? It's the breath of a chicken—so you've actually been a ghost under the floor these few years?"

"Well... I don't want to go back to Moon Tower anymore. When I saw the door of Moon Tower, my legs felt weak, I was afraid, and I..."

I thought of those 20 years of endless darkness, and I thought of those three years that were even more lonely and lonely without a fish to talk to.All year round, there is only the roar of the oxygen pump, the sound of footsteps overhead, and the harsh chirping sound of the tempered glass of the feeding port being pushed away, nothing else.

The three of them returned to the rental room in the village in the city in silence.

Ji Baba has rented this small courtyard for more than ten years. The landlord's eldest sister often doesn't even collect water and electricity. He beat him out with a stick. Since then, Ji Baba has been embarrassed to take things from the landlady again, and he has honestly handed over the water and electricity in time.

But at the moment, there is a bill from the power company posted on their door.

Ji Baba was short of breath and had a bad premonition. He got out of the car, tore off the bill, frowned and said, "No, I just paid the electricity bill a few days ago...it can't be again..." Pick it up and look at it. , actually owed more than 50 yuan, suddenly his eyes went dark, and Gu Qie fainted with a grumble.

"Dad!" Ji Xiaoxiao knew what was going on when he saw the payment reminder. He knew how poor his family was, so he helped his father to sit in the room, took the reminder and went out angrily. Shouting from behind, "Engong Engong, where are you going, walk slowly, I'm not sure how to walk just now!"

Ji Baba took the fish dial and walked to a very handsome and beautiful courtyard not far from home, and kicked the big iron gate fiercely, bang bang bang, kicking the big iron gate loudly, The neighbors by the door all stuck their heads out to watch the commotion.

"What's wrong with Xiaoxiao, are you so angry?" The fat aunt asked from a distance holding her grandson.

She would have come to help earlier than usual, but Ji Xiaoxiao's family who kicked the door was a rascal, a wicked family in the village in the city who would frown upon anyone talking about it, and sometimes couldn't afford to provoke or even hide existence.

"Is the little brother in the back a relative of Xiaoxiao's family? He's as handsome as Xiaoxiao."

"Isn't that right, we Baba Yejun, this family is beautiful—why did you get involved with the Mao Dysentery family?"

"What else could be the reason? You forgot the breakfast shop of the hairy dysentery family, and secretly picked up the electricity from Xiaoxiao's house in the middle of the night. I heard that the electricity bill of Xiaoxiao's house was more than 200 last month. Baba is so distressed... "

"Oh, oh, this wicked family, I can't do it, I'll find my man, I can't let the little ones suffer, the sons of the Mao dysentery family are all tall and big."

"Yes, yes, I will also call my man out..."

After a while, several strong women and men gathered behind Ji Xiaoxiao, who was about to rush in to rescue Ji Xiaoxiao yesterday. With a pretty face, he blushed himself with shame, his father followed behind, went up and slapped his son on the back of the head, "Look at your promise!"

Ji Xiaoxiao kicked the door of the meeting, and she didn't know if she was guilty, but there was no movement at all. A seven or eight-year-old girl with braids was riding on the wall of a yard on the right side of Mao's house. Looking around at home, he shouted with sharp eyes: "There is someone in his family! I saw it. Mao Dysentery and his son Mao Dazhuang are watching love at home. It's raining!"

Ji Xiaoxiao was angry from the heart, he picked up a big stone from the ground, climbed up to the electric pole next to it, and threw it at the window glass of the second floor of Mao Dyer's house.

boom!

The glass shattered across the yard, Mao Dysentery and Mao Dazhuang saw that their family had suffered a loss, and finally couldn't sit still, and came out with a rolling pin, opened the door and saw a lot of neighbors standing outside, all staring at each other covetously. He couldn't help lowering his aura by three points, "You, what are you doing! It's almost dinner time, what are you doing at my house?"

"Fuck your mother!" Ji Xiaoxiao yelled, and pasted the electricity bill on his dysentery-ridden face, "Tell me, did you bring the electricity to my house again in the middle of the night!"

The management of the village in the city is chaotic, and the situation of privately discharging electricity and wiring is very serious. Ji Xiaoxiao’s electric box and household wires are all outside the yard. I have told the power company several times that there is a good promise, saying that I will come back tomorrow Draining the electricity, but I waited until tomorrow and the day after tomorrow. Except for posting the electricity bill at the door, I have never seen anyone from the power company come to repair it.

It didn’t take long for Ji Baba to discover that something was wrong with his home electricity. He was low on electricity and used a gas stove for cooking and boiling water. There was only one small TV at home, which was not turned on at all for Ji Xiaoxiao’s study, so Ji Xiaoxiao watched it on weekends. After a while, I went to bed at 7:20 or [-]:[-] p.m., and I couldn’t even light the lights for long. The minimum monthly electricity bill was only [-] yuan, and the usual electricity cost was only [-] yuan.

As a result, the month when the electricity box was moved outside, the electricity bill suddenly increased to more than 50 yuan. Ji Baba thought it was Ji Xiaoxiao who was watching TV and scolded Ji Xiaoxiao. Last month, the electricity bill was more than 200. Ji Baba was so frightened that he went to the power company to check several times, but he couldn't find anything wrong. The way he stammered and explained the situation of his household electricity to the staff was very attractive. I sympathize, many staff members of the power company know Ji Baba, a beautiful and poor single father, and know how much he loves money. They hinted that he went home to find out if someone had secretly connected his house’s wires. Sleeping, squatting behind the electrical box at home, at two o'clock in the morning, I saw Mao Dazhuang secretly hooking the wires to the wires of his house.

Ji Baba was so angry that he called the police directly. Mao Dazhuang was arrested and locked up for two days. Mao Dazhuang's naughty daughter-in-law even ran to Ji Baba's house and scolded the street. The daughter-in-law scolded back.

I thought everything was going well, but it turned out that just a few days later, more than 50 yuan of electricity was stolen. Ji Baba was anxious and angry, and it was normal for him to lose consciousness under the rage. Just poor chicks.

Mao Dazhuang knew he was in the wrong, and stammered in denial: "Who, who stole the electricity from your house? Don't spit blood!"

"Bah! I puff puff puff puff puff—" Ji Xiaoxiao put her hips on her hips, and spit on Mao Dazhuang's head and face in one breath, "Smelly shameless! My father fainted from anger, I want to call the police and arrest you! Thief! Scoundrel!"

Without warning, Mao Dazhuang was sprayed with saliva all over his face. He didn't bother to wipe and pointed at Ji Xiaoxiao, so angry that he couldn't speak for a long time: "You, you, you—" "What are you! You are talking about your family, the whole family The thief and his family are scoundrels!"

Mao Dysentery is a big fat man with a swollen face. He doesn't look like a good person at first glance, but he also pays special attention to reputation and believes in Christianity. He always talks about me as a believer in the Lord. The Lord told us to be kind and honest and not lie It can make people sick for three miles. At this moment, his face was flushed, and he shouted loudly: "Who is a thief? Who is a scoundrel? Let me tell you that Ji Xiaoxiao and our Mao family believe in the Lord. We believers Never lie or do bad things!"

vomit--

The aunts and aunts present were more religious, and they were all nauseated by malaria.

"My father just paid the electricity bill a few days ago, and today he owes more than 50 yuan. He also said that it was not your house that stole my electricity? Who else here is as shameless as yours, who even steals 50 yuan of electricity? of?"

At this time, Mao Dazhuang's daughter-in-law came out with her butt twisted, and shouted: "What does it matter to my family if you have too much electricity in your home? Last time your father falsely accused my family Dazhuang of stealing your home's electricity. I haven't settled with you yet, but you actually came to the door ?”

Ji Xiaoxiao was trembling with anger, "You, you, your family Mao Dazhuang was arrested by the police and you still don't admit it, it's shameless!"

"I'm a little old woman, of course I don't have the face of your father. Your father is so handsome. No man in the village in the city will say that your father is handsome. I saw Boss Liu coming out of your house a few days ago. Your father Smiling like a flower, such a face is worth money, but mine is not, so if you don’t want it, then you don’t want it.” Mao Dazhuang’s daughter-in-law has long disliked the Ji family’s father and son, and they are obviously two big men, but one is more beautiful than the other. Seeing everyone was smiling, as if honey had been smeared on their mouths, even the dead ghost at home couldn't walk when he saw Ji Baba, and he was not happy to ask him to steal an electricity.

The father and son, an old fox and a young fox, are not good things!

This woman actually insulted Ji Baba insinuatingly. Ji Xiaoxiao was trembling all over, panting for a long time and couldn't speak for a long time. The fat lady was afraid that he would be angry, so she quickly pulled Ji Xiaoxiao behind her and pointed at Mao Dazhuang's daughter-in-law. Opening his nose and mouth, he scolded: "Your face soaked in the pit is worth the money and no one looks at it, your eyes are drooping, and your stinky mouth can suffocate three miles to death..."

The landlord's aunt also joined the battle, and Mao Dazhuang's daughter-in-law was defeated by two mouths. She took a step forward unwillingly, and suddenly slapped Ji Xiaoxiao on the face, "I, I will kill you!" Goblin!"

Ji Xiaoxiao was stunned for a moment, since he was a child, he had never been beaten by outsiders except his father occasionally spanked him, let alone when he came up, his face was slapped. Red palm marks, Mao Dazhuang's daughter-in-law's hand is like a cattail leaf fan, a middle-aged man can't hold it, let alone Ji Xiaoxiao, he took a few short breaths, and it took a long time to make a sound slowly , "Bad, bad guy!" He covered his face being beaten, curled his mouth to try not to cry, stared at Mao Dazhuang's wife with big eyes, flushed red, wishing he could pounce on her and hammer her.

Ji Xiaoxiao, who is ruthless and indifferent, cries wildly in her heart: "Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow...

Mao Dazhuang's daughter-in-law wanted to reach out her hand when she saw that she was taking advantage, Wang Chao immediately rushed forward and clamped her thick arm, "You still want to do it!? Believe it or not, I broke your arm!?"

"Call the police!" Someone in the crowd said, "Stealing someone's home appliances is fine, but also beating someone, is there any law?"

"What's wrong with me hitting someone!? I'm going to hit someone! I stole electricity," Mao Dazhuang's daughter-in-law trembled fiercely and arrogantly: "What if I stole it? You'd better let the Ji family That old goblin is watching, otherwise I will steal every day! I will steal his electricity for a month, and I will see who can do anything to me!"

Everyone present was shocked by this shameless declaration. Mao Dysentery saw his daughter-in-law coming out and led the audience to high. Although he had the upper hand, his old face was a little bit unstoppable, and he wanted to sneak into the house. At this time, Yubobo suddenly spoke Yes, with a cold and emotionless tone, "Uncle, if you do too many bad things, there will be more people in the family to eat..."

His voice was so low that the people present, including Mao Diao himself, didn't hear him. Yu Paopa sneered, and stared upward at a starved ghost that was about to take shape squatting on the gate of Mao Diao's house, looking like he was watching a show.

After making a fuss for a while, the police finally came. Ji Xiaoxiao was crying violently, accusing Mao Dysentery of stealing electricity from his house and beating him, looking pitiful to death.

This policeman is a newcomer, and he is not familiar with the situation of the village in the city. He asked in embarrassment: "Then do you have any evidence to see that he connected the wires of your house privately?"

Ji Xiaoxiao nodded, "Yes, yes, last time he," Ji Xiaoxiao pointed to Mao Dazhuang's family with a face full of what can you do with me, "he stole my electricity in the middle of the night, was caught by my father, and sent to the police station Closed for several days."

Mao Dazhuang immediately retorted, "Fart! Comrade policeman, don't listen to his nonsense—"

The little policeman raised his thick eyebrows, and reprimanded: "I didn't ask you, don't interrupt!" Turning to look at Ji Xiaoxiao, he asked gently: "What about this time, is there any evidence?"

Ji Xiaoxiao was stunned, shook her head and said, "No..."

Fearing that the culprit would go unpunished, the aunts and aunts present all pointed to Ji Xiaoxiao's face and said, "They beat Xiaoxiao, look at the child's face!"

Mao Dazhuang yelled, "Who told him to smash the glass in my house? Look at the glass in my house, it's brittle all over the yard!"

The fat aunt sneered, "Who smashed the glass in your house? Do you have evidence? Did you see it? Obviously your glass broke by itself!"

"Yes, that is, I only saw you hitting Xiaoxiao, but I didn't see anyone smashing the glass of your house. We are all here, don't try to frame people!"

Everyone's ability to open their eyes and tell lies is also top-notch, and the little policeman can't laugh or cry. Although he sympathizes with Ji Xiaoxiao who was beaten, and doesn't have a good impression of the family with hairy dysentery, it is indeed Ji Xiaoxiao who made the move first. , The matter of stealing electricity was not caught at the scene this time, so we can only try our best to mediate.

"...The glass is about 200 yuan. It's not a lot of medical expenses if you give it to your child like this. You have to ask for 200 yuan. Now you need to go to the hospital for at least 400 yuan, and you can't afford 1000 yuan for a set of checkups... "The [-] big boards of the majors, let's forget about it.

The hairy dysentery family didn't dare to play tricks in front of the police, so they closed the door angrily, hid in the house and went to the glass.

The face of the starving ghost was originally facing the opposite side of Mao's house, but as the door was closed, the starved ghost's head suddenly turned 180 degrees backwards, and its resentful eyes were fixed on the main entrance of Mao's house.

Yu Diaopao almost burst out laughing.

As the saying goes, many unrighteous actions will lead to self-death...

Ji Xiaoxiao's face was still in pain, and he wiped his tears and cried, "But they stole my electricity, and the electricity bill is still more than 50 yuan..."

The little policeman has just graduated, and he is only three or four years older than Ji Xiaoxiao. He has never seen such a poor and beautiful boy who cries so heartbreakingly. Everyone went back to their homes, he took out a crocodile wallet from his pocket, took out a wad of cash and stuffed it to Ji Xiaoxiao, "Not much, take it..."

"Wow~" Yu Bobo laughed maliciously, and the little policeman's face turned red like a boiled shrimp, and he couldn't help distinguishing himself: "I, I am concerned about the masses..."

Ji Xiaoxiao rubbed her eyes, returned the money to him, shook her head and said, "I don't want it, my father said that people are poor and their ambitions are endless..."

After pushing and shoving a few times, Ji Xiaoxiao clenched her fists tightly, pressing her pocket to refuse. Finally, the little policeman wrote down his mobile phone number to Ji Xiaoxiao, sighed and said, "That's okay." Well, this is my phone number, call me if you need anything."

"Oh……"

The two children turned around and went home, but the little policeman didn't leave. He opened an hourly room in a small hotel in a village in the city, and posted a Moments: Work overtime tonight to be a thief!

Someone immediately replied: Mr. Yang loves work so much?

The little policeman replied with a guilty conscience: Do what you do and love what you do.

Looking at the dirty ceiling in the hotel, he couldn't help but think of the crying Ji Xiaoxiao...

"Ai ai." On the way back, Yu Paipa shouldered Dingji Xiaoxiao, "That little policeman likes you, didn't you see that?" "Oh."

"Why didn't you respond? His wallets are all famous brands! It's exactly the same as Boss Li's! I know him! The rich second generation!"

"Oh."

"What's wrong with you..."

Yu Pao was full of doubts until he got home. Ji Baba saw the marks of the beating on Ji Xiaoxiao's face, and he was about to kill the hairy dysentery family with a kitchen knife. No matter what he couldn't stop him, he was so angry Ji Baba didn't think about it. No wonder Ji Xiaoxiao didn't have much time to think about the rich second-generation policeman. It turned out that he was worried that his father would feel uncomfortable if his face was seen.

Looking at the crazy Ji Baba, Yubobo couldn't help but think of his parents who had been dead for more than ten years—the cichlid fish gave birth to a bunch of cubs at a time, and the parents didn't remember him at all, let alone being bullied, just After being eaten by a big fish, it will take several days for parents to remember that they lost a son ==

"Great benefactor, great benefactor!" Yu Po Diao snatched the kitchen knife from Ji Baba's hand, and pointed in the direction of the hairy dysentery family, "Don't worry! Listen to me about his family—"

Ji Baba's eyes were red, he gasped heavily and gritted his teeth and said, "Give me the knife, give me!"

The head of the fish dial was too big, and he handed the kitchen knife to Ji Xiaoxiao, who immediately hid in the kitchen, Ji Baba yelled, "Give me the knife! I'm going to kill his whole family!!!"

"You don't need to do anything! A starving ghost has gone to his house, and he is already going to transform into an upper body. It won't be long before his house will have a good show!" Yu Po po said about the starving ghost he saw just now. out.

"Give the knife to—what?" Ji Baba paused, then turned to look at Yu Diao, "Starved to death?"

Yu Po Po nodded desperately, "Yes, yes, a white-faced and green-skinned starving ghost, curled up on the gate of his house, with no eyes and nose in his whole face, just a mouth, it's scary."

"Take me to see!"

It is already past six o'clock in the afternoon, and the red sunset glow fills half of the sky.

When Yubobo took Ji Baba to the door of Mao Dysentery's house, the starving ghost had already quietly crawled from the gate to the brittle window of Mao Dysentery's house. Mao Dysentery was also an iron rooster, less than 7 I can't turn on the light at all, and now I look into the window to see a black hole.

It was getting late, and it made the starving ghost riding on the window very attractive.

A chill rose from the soles of Ji Baba's feet. He didn't have much courage, so he quickly dialed the fish dial back home, and the yard door was locked twice. When he returned to the room, he patted his chest with lingering fear and murmured, "Scared!" Dead Ben's father."