My 2d is Definitely Not Normal

"You know I'm lazy, so exercise or something! Just talk about it." Su Jie shrugged. In a previous life, except for some 'exercise' in his right hand, the word "exercise" has nothing to do with Su Jie. association.

Xiazhiqiu Shiyu can't do anything about Su Jie, and she is not good at sports, so she has no say in this regard.

"I'm going home!" Kasumigaoka Shiyu pointed to an apartment building.

"I'll send you here." Su Jie said, with some vague reluctance in his heart.

"Yeah!" Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu bit her red lips, a tall figure cast a long slanted shadow under the street lamp, a pair of straight jade legs were slender and attractive, the night wind blew, and the swaying appearance was imprinted in Su Jie's pupils.

If it is accompanied by a lyrical BGM at this time, it is simply a confession scene.

Wait, something seems wrong!

It is impossible for me to confess to my senior, this is impossible!

Looking at Xiazhiqiu Shiyu's alluring red lips, Su Jie felt an uncontrollable impulse in his heart, but thinking of Xiazhiqiu Shiyu's ability, he finally suppressed the urge to kill.

Xiazhiqiu Shiyu's eyes were smiling, as if she could see Su Jie's careful thoughts, Xiaoxiang tongue turned around her red lips, and said with a charming smile: "Su Jun is not thinking about something indescribable, although here Few people come, but there are cameras installed."

"I'm debating how many years I can sentence." Su Jun deliberately put on an evil expression.

"Scissors..." Xiazhiqiu Shiyu glanced down at Su Jie, pursing her lips and smiling happily.

"..." Su Jie tightened his body and was silent.

"I really went home, see you tomorrow." Xiazhiqiu Shiyu didn't continue bickering, waved hello to Su Jie, turned around and ran back to the apartment building.

Looking at the back of Xiazhiqiu Shiyu entering the apartment, Su Jie thought of another question: Is this a date today? ? ?

Well, although it was forced by Shiyu of Kasumigaoka!

......

On the other side, in the apartment building, Kasumigaoka Shiyu opened the door and saw his parents looking at him seriously.

"Who is that kid down there?" They said in unison, expressing the same meaning, it's no trivial matter that the daughter is actually in love.

"Classmate!" Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu saw that the window facing the highway was open, and understood that the matter was exposed, and even more that the more the explanation was, the more unclear it was, so she briskly ran back to her room and closed the door.

Then the whole person threw himself onto the soft big bed, ignoring the fierce discussions of his parents outside, holding the giant panda doll, and a quiet and sweet smile evoked at the corner of his mouth.

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Chapter 69: King of Beasts - Shizuka Hiratsuka

"Teacher, listen to my explanation."

The next day, Su Jie, who came to the school bravely, was caught by Teacher Shizuo Hiratsuka and explained with a bitter face.

"Aren't you terminally ill and hospitalized? There's no problem with this body eating a few iron fists from me!"

Hiratsuka Shizuo pinched Su Jie's face and gave out a sneer.

The matter of asking for leave was revealed. Su Jie had long known that this scene would happen. He had already sneaked into the classroom. Who would have thought that he was still caught by Hiratsuka Jing and brought to the office for a lecture.

"This...the entertainment has to go! Shi Yu is in trouble, so I can't leave her alone."

While speaking, Su Jie wanted to take Hiratsuka-sensei's hand off his face, and said vaguely, "I'm no longer a child, please don't pinch my face, teacher, this is meat, not dough! I will! Angry, I'm terribly angry, definitely more terrifying than you are."

"Oh, then look at me angry, you are fierce!" Teacher Shizuo Hiratsuka brought her face close to Su Jie, squinting her eyes, her sword eyebrows raised slightly, and her eyes were extremely sharp.

Su Jie gritted his teeth and tried to look full of anger, but under Hiratsuka Jing's bright eyes, he slowly wilted: "Mr. Hiratsuka, your eyes are really scary, can we not play for real? !"

"Who is playing fake with you, okay, Su Jie, you dare to play tricks with the teacher, I really thought you were sick, when I called you yesterday, were you right next to me, even my sister pulled into the water? Be your accomplice, be lenient if you confess, be strict if you resist, and you will be miserable if you don't explain it to me." Hiratsuka sat quietly on the chair, with Erlang's legs crossed, his hands in his white coat, and his tone was extremely unkind.

"Teacher, we call brothers and sisters united, and their profits break gold."

"Break gold? You break me." Gloomy face!

"Cough, it's just a metaphor, anyway, my sister is willing!"

"Don't deliberately open up the topic for me. It makes sense for you to lie to me about sick leave and skip class."

"Don't blame me! I'm going through fire and water for the sake of my friends. Teacher, don't you know how sinister the people at those gatherings are, and they all know their faces and their hearts, so I don't worry about Shi Yu, a little girl going over there! I'm not afraid Hiratsuka-sensei, you don't understand, that's why I thought of asking for sick leave, teacher and I are all white lies, everything is for the sake of my classmates."

"So I should still praise you?"

"No need, I don't care about those false names, as long as you understand my difficulties, teacher, and I don't waste my hard work."

Duang!

As soon as Su Jie finished speaking, he was knocked on the head by Hiratsuka Jing, pinched Su Jie's ear and said, "You give me back the skin, the big truth is one set after another, I ask you, how do you feel? You are teaching me, or I will treat you as a teacher?"

"Teacher, it hurts for a lady to speak but not to move."

"You know it hurts! Why didn't you think about it when you lied to me yesterday, and even helped the little girl, you are not a minor yourself, and it's like how old you are."

Japanese law stipulates that the adult is 17 years old, and Su Jie is [-] years old, of course he is not yet an adult.

"Compared to the teacher's 30 years old, I am still very young..."

"Iron Fist Punishment!"

boom!

what...

"I'm only 28 years old, who told you I'm 30 years old." Shizuka Hiratsuka clenched her fists, her eyes were murderous, as long as age and marriage were mentioned, Shizuka Hiratsuka would look like this.

"Teacher, has anyone ever told you that you look like an animal." Su Jie lay on the ground and raised his hand and said with difficulty.

"what!"

"The king of beasts." When Su Jie said these words, he got up from the ground and rushed to the office door with lightning speed. He wanted to open the door and snatch the door and run away, laughing loudly. : "Like a tigress!"

bang bang bang!Su Jie twisted the door handle once, twice, three times, but the handle couldn't move at all.

Su Jie was stunned and stunned!

When did Shizuo Hiratsuka lock the door?

"I've been on guard against you for a long time, Su Jie, it looks like we're going to have a good 'knee talk' today."

Hiratsuka got up and walked over with a faint smile. He dared to say that Hiratsuka was a tigress. Su Jie was the first, and he knew that Hiratsuka was terrifying, so he dared to provoke and tease him. It is said that Su Jie's courage is not ordinary.

Su Jie is already numb. Although he is a teenager with an adult soul, Su Jie does not lack courage, but lacks force!

You asked Su Jie, an otaku, to fight against a martial arts master like Hiratsuka Shizuo. Knowing that the door was locked, Su Jie didn't say anything just now!

"Teacher, you are gentle and kind, intellectual and elegant, and you are simply a model of a married woman. You were just joking. Do you believe me when I say that?"

"Do you think I'm a fool?"

"For the sake of our teachers and students, let's stay..."

Before Su Jie finished speaking, Hiratsuka Shizuo pinched his face again, and sneered at Su Jie: "Don't worry, there is nothing in the world that can't be solved with one punch, if there is, then two punches. Endure it. Point, soon, just like your injection."

"Teacher, this is the line of my comic, you are plagiarizing." Su Jie shouted.

"It's my line now."

"But why aren't you bald..."

"..." Hiratsuka Shizuo.

"Die!"

Ahhhhh!

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Ten minutes later, Su Jie rubbed his stomach and sat on a chair with a sad face. Opposite him was Shizuka Hiratsuka who was standing. After a long talk about the coexistence of competition and cooperation, the two sides initially reached an intention to cease fighting.

"You are in love with Kasumigaoka Shiyu." Hiratsuka Shizuo took out a pack of women's cigarettes, looked at them, and took them back.

Shizuo Hiratsuka did not smoke in school, apparently because Su Jie was so angry that he forgot his habit. Most people smoke to relieve stress and soothe their mood. It is conceivable that Su Jie's words have lethal power to Shizuka Hiratsuka.

"We have a pure classmate relationship." Su Jie's innocent eyes widened.

"You still know it's a classmate! Then this morning, Xiazhiqiu Shiyu's parents called me and asked their daughter why she went back so late, and if there was a male classmate who was dating his daughter."

Hiratsuka Jing took Su Jie with her toes, glared at Su Jie and said, "How do you explain this, my parents have found me here."

Su Jie was startled and let go of the palm that was rubbing his stomach. He didn't expect that Shiyu's parents would know what happened yesterday.

However, Su Jie is very thick-skinned, and Su Jie really didn't think about anything, so he smiled and said: "Yesterday's incident is really nothing, it was classmate Shiyu who dragged me to play, maybe classmate Shiyu usually has less friends to play with. There are not many opportunities, um, we are really just classmates, don't you believe me, teacher?"

"People drag you to play?" Hiratsuka Jing looked unconvinced, how could a girl take a boy on a date.

"I'm too charismatic, I can't do anything about it. Who told me to be both handsome and talented? You have to know, teacher, good men are rarer than pandas. I belong to this category. I'm also very troubled when girls come up one by one. what!"

Seeing that the atmosphere was fine, Su Jie joked.

"It's easy to solve your troubles!" Hiratsuka Jing squinted at Su Jie, as if he had bad intentions.

"Can this be solved?" Su Jie looked over in surprise, just looking at Hiratsuka's smiling eyes.

Shizuo Hiratsuka nodded and said with a half-smile, "In Chinese, it means... splitting the path of life and death with both hands! Cut off the roots of right and wrong with one knife!"

Su Jie's crotch suddenly became cold, and ten thousand crows flew over his forehead. He shuddered and said, "This is the jargon of barrows. Teacher, you really deserve to be a Chinese expert."

"I can help."

"No, Hiratsuka Shizuo-sensei, it's actually good to think about having troubles. What's the difference between life without troubles and salted fish."

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Chapter 70: Where I grew up

Toyonozaki Academy!

"Don't look, I didn't get beaten."

Su Jie stared angrily at Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu, who was waiting in the aisle. The other party kept staring at Su Jie, and Su Jie's face also twitched.

"I didn't get beaten, I didn't hear any sound just now, and I didn't even scream for mercy." Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu nodded, and the jade finger tapped on the red lips, as if nothing had happened.

"I may have dated the fake senior sister yesterday." Su Jie clenched his teeth, and the familiar poisonous tongue came back. Fortunately, Su Jie was still thinking about what happened yesterday, how the relationship between the two would progress, who knew it was Su Jie himself I thought too much, so I said that the gentle and lovely senior sister yesterday must be fake, must...

"Xiazhiqiu Shiyu, let me in." Hiratsuka Jing's voice came from the office, letting Xiazhiqiu Shiyu enter.