My 2d is Definitely Not Normal
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"You are also an accomplice." Su Jie snickered gleefully. Shiyu of Xia Zhiqiu also participated in yesterday's incident, so there is no way to escape.
"Teacher, I still have exam papers that I haven't finished yet. I'm about to take the senior high school exam. I want to review." Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu knocked on the hidden door and said sincerely.
"Go, help Su Jie by the way, and let him stop dragging his score."
There was a pause in the office, and then Hiratsuka Shizu seemed to speak normally, and there was no intention to investigate in his tone.
Su Jie’s forehead is full of black lines, this is too different to treat. In the previous life, he met other people’s children when he went to school, played games to see the faces of Europeans, and met Bai Jia when he wanted to fall in love. Why can’t he escape this kind of situation in the Two-dimensional world? Doom!As soon as he played, he was hit by a good boy.
"My heart is so tired, why is there such a big gap between people." Su Jie clutched at his heart, still staying at home, it's too dangerous to stay outside by himself.
Xiazhiqiu Shiyu glanced at Su Jie lightly, and walked in front of him leisurely. Although he didn't say anything, the meaning inside was obvious, that is, there is indeed a gap between people.
"Your parents already know, what are you going to do?" Su Jie walked side by side with Shiyu of Xiazhiqiu. In fact, he began to hear about this from Hiratsuka Shizuo. Su Jie was stunned, and all his parents came to him. Although Su Jie didn't do anything, he always had the illusion of being a thief.
"I won't say I can't find you." Xiazhiqiu Shiyu looked back at Su Jie, then seemed to think of something, and pouted: "And we are just classmates, what are you afraid of."
"I'm afraid, I'm not afraid. Isn't this afraid of your uncle and aunt's misunderstanding?" Su Jie coughed twice, spreading his palms to explain.
"Misunderstanding? Which aspect are you referring to?" Xiazhiqiu Shiyu's eyes 'stared' on Su Jie with a strange tone.
Su Jie was about to speak, but suddenly felt that something was wrong, he changed his words in time, and smirked: "What, I'll just say it, just say it."
Xiazhiqiu Shiyu rolled his eyes, lightly kicked Su Jie under his foot, turned around and strode forward, and disappeared into the corridor without waiting for Su Jie.
"Hey, what's the matter!" Su Jie shouted twice, shaking his head, unable to fathom the girl's habits.
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At the end of the day's class, when he went home in the evening, Kirino in the back seat said with a smile: "Brother, Hiratsuka-sensei took action today, why do you have a stinky face."
"Can you tell me about this!" Su Jie shook the bicycle twice, and Tong Nai in the back seat was startled, hugged Su Jie's waist tightly, and thumped Su Jie's back in anger. .
"You deserve it, you must have been beaten, otherwise why didn't you tell me."
"This is impossible, how could your brother and I be beaten by the teacher."
"You can't lie to me, I don't know you yet! I know the end since you hung up the phone yesterday."
"Your hunch has never been accurate. For example, the last time you bought a mask online, you couldn't even calculate your size."
"You...how did you know." Tong Nai blushed, and was really hit by Su Jie.
"You are using my online shopping account. The refund chat records are all there. Can I not know?" Su Jie shook his head. The current online shopping has just started to rise. Everything is bought online, and I rarely go to a physical store.
So in this world, Su Jie also fell in love with online shopping very soon, but Tong Nai was influenced by Su Jie for the first time, and Su Jie had to teach him.
Um!Since she taught Tong Nao, her wallet has become more and more flat, and there are more and more couriers at home.It's all a bunch of girl-controlled games and Mei Lulu figures that Tong Nai bought online.
"It was just an accident, where did I grow up."
Tong Nai pinched Su Jie's waist, her face flushed and it was hard to tell, but she didn't want to be underestimated by Su Jie, her voice was not much louder than a mosquito.
"I didn't see it! Wait, eh! Did you stuff your chest pads?" Su Jie was shocked when he heard the words, and couldn't help but turn his head to look down, and almost hit a telephone pole and overturned the car.
"Look at your sister!" Tong Nai pushed Su Jie's face hard with one hand, and at the same time put one hand around his chest, gritted his teeth and said, "Let's see if your eyeballs come out, you are wearing chest pads, rascal, Stinking rogue."
"You're not my sister!" Su Jie laughed, and at the same time made a gesture with his left hand. After thousands of action movies, Su Jie has confirmed that Tong Nai is not lying, but they get along with each other on weekdays. , I didn't notice it under the dark light.
"Okay, I won't make trouble with you. By the way, it seems that you haven't seen the black cat for more than a week. When will you call the black cat and Makishima to come out and play."
"Okay, okay!" Kirino was very excited. Except for a few friends, Kirino didn't have many friends, and the ACG friends, according to Su Jie's understanding, were only Black Cat and Makishima Saori. .
"So happy, let's call." Su Jie laughed, Tong Nai's little nose wrinkled, and said proudly: "Cai, I'm not happy, it's not that I don't have friends to play with."
Su Jie did not refute Tong Nai, Tong Nai took out his mobile phone and dialed the black cat number, and then put the mobile phone to Su Jie's ear: "You answer!"
"I'm riding a bike, you can say no."
"You pick you up."
At this time, the phone was dialed, and the black cat's voice came from the phone: "Hello, Tong Nai?"
"It's me, Su Jie!" Su Jie has been to the black cat's house several times during this period of time, teaching the black cat the skills of drawing cartoons. They are already very familiar with each other, and immediately said the idea of wanting to get together.
"It's not so troublesome to go outside, why don't you come to my house. We went to your house last time. Kirino and Saori haven't been to my house yet. Come and play together."
"This will be troublesome."
"It's okay, Hyuga and Zhuxi miss you too."
"Those two little radish heads! Okay, then excuse me, we'll go there tomorrow night."
"Well, hey, Hyuga, don't grab the phone, Su Jun, I'll hang up first, Hyuga, don't run away."
Listening to the blind beep from the mobile phone, Su Jie made an OK gesture to Tong Nao, and then called Saori Makishima to make an appointment for tomorrow's party.
Chapter 71: Two people suffering from the second disease
"Tong Nao, hurry up!"
The black cat's house is not far from Su Jie's house. After walking for about [-] minutes, Su Jie took Tong Nai and set off for the black cat's house the next night.
Tong Nai was wearing jeans and a T-shirt with long sleeves and a pair of sunglasses on her forehead. Su Jie didn't understand the reason for wearing glasses at night. Are the models' aesthetics so different?
In addition, Tong Nao is also carrying a large bag in her hand, which is full of her treasures...
"My arm is sore!" Tong Nai pouted and complained, but stubbornly patted Su Jie's outstretched palm, and followed Su Jie's footsteps with her bag.
"It's not for you to bring it yourself, now you know you're tired." Su Jie shook his head, the Japanese-style courtyard of the black cat's house was already in sight, he reached out again to help Tong Nai pick up the bag, and patted her little head: "Follow her. Come on, your speed is like a turtle crawling, and you won't be able to pick up chopsticks later."
"Look at me, I'm not that weak." Tong Nai waved a small fist at Su Jie in protest, trotted to the front, pointed to the Japanese courtyard and asked, "Is this the Black Cat's house?"
After seeing Su Jie nodding, he raised his hand and knocked on the door!
The door opened quickly, and a small head stuck out. It was Wu Gengzhuxi's round pot-lid hair style, and the cute black eyes looked at Tong Nai and cried out a little scared: "You...you... I have an elder sister in my family, and Zhuxi is not afraid of bad people."
But it was the sunglasses on Tong Nao's forehead, and Zhu Xi was a little scared to see it, and her fleshy little hands were on the edge of the door, as if she was going to close it and escape at any time.
"Sister is a good person, isn't it Xiaozhuxi, I'm your sister's friend." Tong Nai had heard from Su Jie's mouth about the two sisters of the black cat family, she crouched down with a smile and opened her palm, there was a keychain Mickey Mouse inside. The doll immediately caught Zhu Xi's attention.
"Little one, look who I am." Su Jie also walked to the door and laughed.
As soon as Zhu Xi saw Su Jie, she smiled brightly, and immediately left Tong Nai, jumping up and down with her two short legs and running over, spreading her arms and saying, "Big brother, big brother!"
Su Jie hugged Xiao Zhuxi in his arms, and gently squeezed Xiao Zhuxi's cute little round face with baby fat, which made Zhu Xi giggled.
"Hey, you stole my limelight." Tong Nai glared at Su Jie in dissatisfaction. Seeing how happy Su Jie and Zhu Xi were, she thought she could make children happy too.
Tong Nai said that she also took practical actions, and wanted to hug Xiao Zhuxi from Su Jie's hand, but Xiao Zhuxi didn't buy it at all. Seeing that Tong Nai wanted to hug herself, she flattened her mouth, like I dared to cry and show you. , made Tong Nao a little embarrassed.
"Haha! Forget it, don't scare other children." Su Jie laughed proudly, thinking that he and Tong Nai were really real. The first time they came here, they were treated as bad people by Xiao Zhuxi. Could this be the legendary couple? Mutually.
Cough, think crooked!
"Che, didn't you just come here a few more times? If I come here a few times, I can get acquainted with the children." Tong Nai rolled his eyes at Su Jie.
"Cut! Cut it! Cut it! Cut it!" Wu Geng Zhuxi imitated Tong Nai to speak, and looked at Tong Nao innocently, as if she had found something interesting.
"You are despised by children." Su Jie kept laughing even more, making Tong Nai's face turn black from laughter. He kicked Su Jie unhappily before making Su Jie stop laughing.
At this time, the black cat also came out. As usual, the black cat was still wearing a black Gothic Lolita outfit, with cat ears on her head. She had a slender body, and her skin was delicate and delicate. The dazzling pearl in the dark night is extremely attractive.
"Su Jun is here, come in and sit." The black cat smiled at Su Jie, and then looked at Tong Nai, although he was also smiling, but the words in his mouth were: "It turns out to be a blood-sucking witch, this place has been My Queen of Night Demons has set up a super nine-star night formation, and when you come in, just wait and become my toy."
Tong Nai followed Su Jie to change shoes, and took out a special magic wand for Mei Lulu from Su Jie's bag, pointed it in the air, and sneered: "It's just a little trick to fool mortals, in the eyes of my little witch, Only eternal magic is the only truth in the world, and you, a mortal who has been corrupted by demons, will never understand the true meaning of life."
Su Jie patted his forehead with a headache. It seems that the two of them still need to be cured!
These two people, who are usually quite normal, as long as they meet, it will be like a meteorite hitting the earth, there will be such an incomprehensible dispute.
"The so-called magic is a trick to fool people. Do you dare to accept the challenge of my Night Demon Queen? An ignorant and stupid witch."
The black cat took out a plastic death scythe out of nowhere, the small fragrant tongue licked the blade, and the eyes with amber red false pupils reflected a faint scarlet under the light, which looked really bluffing.
"It's a little witch, not a witch. I'm just afraid that you will die too badly. Are you ready for the coffin?"
Not to be outdone, Tong Nai waved the magic wand, and the top of the magic wand clicked, like a blooming flower, from which a multicolored ray shone towards the black cat.
ah!The black cat was startled, and stretched out his hand to block the incoming rays.
Not to mention the black cat, Su Jie was also frightened. Could it be that Tong Nai really knows magic, and he took the magic wand from Tong Nai with his hands, and he laughed dumbly at a glance.
It turns out that this magic wand is still electric, just like a flashlight. It can be installed with batteries. There is a small organ at the top with a light bulb on it. Because it is an LED light, the color of the light is constantly changing five colors.
"Give it back to me, I hate it!" Tong Nai snatched the magic wand back from Su Jie's hand and stared at Su Jie angrily, blaming Su Jie for losing her powerful aura.
"I finally know why you spend your money so fast. It's not cheap, right?"
"It's not expensive, [-] yen!"
"Twenty... [-] is not expensive. Do you earn enough money as a model?"
"I want you to take care of it, I'm happy, just a little bit!"
"Sure enough, it's some tricks to fool people. You want to deal with my Night Demon Queen. You are so naive. Look at the trick."
The black cat angrily ran over with the plastic death scythe, and Tong Nao also shouted to meet him.
"Brother, sister, what are they doing!" The facial features Zhuxi in Su Jie's arms bit her fingers, looked at the two people who fell into the second grade, and asked Su Jie with her small head tilted.
"This is a kind of disease called Zhong Er. It is a very scary and terrifying malignant disease. Once it becomes ill, it will cause gibberish, irritability, severe violent tendencies, and will not be able to control one's own behavior. Don't learn, don't watch, it will be contagious."
"Hey, elder sister sometimes talks like this at home, I don't understand, will Zhuxi be infected too!"
"Let me see, my brother will check it for you!" Serious and righteous.
"I'm afraid of pain!" Wu Geng Zhuxi's face had a tangled expression.
"Hey, it's okay, it won't hurt!"
"Ah! I'm afraid!"
"..."
Chapter 72: Oni-chan, apply sunscreen for me
Su Jie ignored the two people who were making a fuss at the entrance, and carried Xiao Zhuxi into the living room.
In the living room, Hyuga and Saori Makishima were sitting in front of the TV, playing video console games with the controller. On the TV, two cartoon characters were battling.
"Hyuga gossip, let's see who's here." Su Jie patted Wugeng on the shoulder from behind. The little girl was immediately distracted, and was beaten to death by the character controlled by Saori Makishima.
"Aiya, Su Jun, you made me lose again, it's all your fault, this game doesn't count." Seeing Su Jie back at Wugeng Rixiang, he immediately shouted.
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