Help! I Have Become Enlightened

When he arrived in Chang'an City, he went to Prime Minister Pei Xiu's mansion to inquire about the location. After Xia Boti visited, he handed Fa Hai's handwritten letter to the old housekeeper. After waiting for the master Pei Xiu to come in a hurry, the old housekeeper handed the letter to Pei Xiu.

"Thank you little master for sending my son's letter."

After thanking Xia Bodhi, Pei Xiu opened the envelope to read it, but became furious on the spot.

"This bastard!"

"Oh? What did you write in Fa Hai's letter?"

Jue Zhe was not interested in peeking at the content of other people's letters to the old father, but he became interested when he saw Pei Xiu being furious.

"Alas....it's all my fault for the old man's decision, he reaped the consequences, reaped the repercussions..."

There were guests present, so Pei Xiu couldn't continue to lose his temper. He shook his head and handed the letter to Xia Bodhi.

"Father, all the brothers and sisters in Jinshan Temple are talented, and they speak nicely. I like this place so much, so I won't go home. I plan to be a monk for the rest of my life."

After seeing the power of Xia Bodhilu, Fa Hai suddenly felt that even if he inherited his father's career and went to the court to become a high official, it would be boring. Wouldn't it be beautiful to cultivate the ability to fight demons in Jinshan Temple.

Could Pei Xiu, who was still counting on his own son to pass on the incense, not be angry? If he hadn't sent Fa Hai to become a monk by himself, he would have to go to Jinshan Temple to break the third leg of this unfilial son.

"Oh! It's all my fault, old man. I think it's too pretentious for Wende to become a Jinshi and become an official at a young age. I wanted him to practice with Zen Master Lingyou for a few years, but I didn't expect him to have the roots of wisdom."

"Then what... I'll go first if it's okay."

He really didn't want to get involved with this nagging old father, and he wasn't Fa Hai, so it was useless to talk so much, when the enlightened one wanted to run away, Pei Xiu hastily called to stop.

"Wait a minute, little master. You have come all the way from Jinshan Temple to deliver letters for my son. If you don't want to entertain me, it would be too rude. Please, little master, stay at my house for a few more days so that I can show my respect as a landlord."

"That's not necessary, I still have to continue delivering letters for Zen Master Lingyou."

"This....."

Pei Xiu thought for a while and thought it would not be good to delay others, so he changed his words and said:

"Then the little master might as well stay at the old man's house for a night, so that tomorrow the old man can send his servants to prepare a horse for the little master."

"It's useless. It's easy for a practitioner to travel thousands of miles a day, but riding a horse will waste time."

"Um?!"

When Pei Xiu heard this, he suddenly had an idea in his heart, feeling that this young master who looks handsome and has hair cultivation skills is extraordinary, but it is true that the style of painting looks like the shape of an outsider, it really is an expert The style of painting is different from that of ordinary people like myself.

Prime Minister Pei Xiu had heard about Zen Master Lingyou and knew that the old monk was a worldly expert with extraordinary abilities, so he sent his son Pei Wende to Jinshan Temple to become a monk and worship Zen Master Lingyou as his teacher.

Knowing that the little master in front of him should be the proud disciple of Zen master Lingyou, he was ordered to go down the mountain to deliver a letter for the master. Prime Minister Pei Xiu did not dare to neglect, bowed and asked:

"Dare to ask my little master's Dharma name...?"

"The words of the Dharma name, "Xia Bodhi". "

"Xia Bodhi, with the name of Xia and the character of wisdom, Chan Master Lingyou is worthy of being an eminent monk who has attained the Tao."

Prime Minister Pei Xiu thought that Xia Bodhi was the apprentice of Zen Master Lingyou, and the Dharma name was naturally obtained by Zen Master Lingyou, but in fact Longxia's Dharma name was of course obtained by herself, but he is really too lazy to refute it now, talking too much.

"Since there is nothing else, I'll go first."

Xia Bodhi, who was about to leave again, was about to run away, but Pei Xiu's incident forced him to stop him again. Fahai's father, with an expression like Erkang's hand, called out:

"Master Xia Bodhi, please stop. To be honest, I have something to ask."

"......"

Yes, the enlightened person knows that the task of sending letters is generally a pre-task. After the letter is delivered, there will be a follow-up main task waiting for him. This is comparable to the task flow line of the Azeroth footman. I've learned everything by heart, but since the mission is triggered, I'll take it, anyway, if I have nothing to do, let's run the main mission by the way.

"What's the matter, tell me."

Sit back on the grand teacher's chair and taste the good tea prepared by the old butler. Since you are going to take on a main task, you don't have to rush away.

"Alas... Actually, that's how it happened."

Prime Minister Pei Xiu told Xia Bodhi about the very bad things he has been doing recently, about Tang Xuanzong Li Chen.

"The emperor is obsessed with the art of longevity. He worships an unknown person as the national teacher. The national teacher is acting recklessly and monopolizing the power. The emperor does not listen to the advice of the virtuous ministers and generals. As long as the national teacher says something, your majesty will listen to it." what."

"If things go on like this, the court will be corrupted, the people will be in dire straits, and the world will be in chaos—it's dangerous!"

"This old man begs Master Xia Bodhi to come up with a plan to solve this disaster."

A very pertinent request, the troublesome matter that can make the prime minister of the court worry about it can only be a major event in the world, the emperor is obsessed with the art of longevity, and allows the monster of unknown origin to dominate the court, what Pei Xiu asked It is simply the most standard and classic mission plot, and there is no fault at all.

Although Xia Bodhi really wants to say now: "But, I refuse!"

But it's better not to be so skinny now. After taking a sip of tea, he looked at Fahai's old father's expectant eyes and asked slowly:

"The national teacher you mentioned, is he doing anything?"

"Ah? Master Xia Bodhi, I don't quite understand what it means."

"As the saying goes, my heart and actions are as clear as a mirror, and everything I do is righteous. If the national teacher didn't do anything utterly unconscionable, I wouldn't be able to ask anything."

To put it simply, you can go to the police, but you have to give me a reason to go to the police. Anyway, you have to hang a flag that looks very righteous, so that you can go to the police to beat up others and make him lose his temper. .

After understanding the meaning of Xia Bodhi's words, Pei Xiu thought for a while and said: "The national teacher ordered the emperor to order that the people of the world catch snakes for him and use snakes to pay taxes. Is this considered a devastation of conscience?"

"Um... If I were from the Animal Protection Association, I might beat him up."

Now it's a bit embarrassing, you said that the national teacher didn't do anything to harm the people of the world, but gave the people a way to catch snakes and pay taxes. There is no reason to send the police to beat him up.

Pei Xiu is also very difficult to deal with. As a prime minister, he can't continue to see the emperor continue to be obsessed with the art of longevity, and let an unknown national teacher control the court, but he can't attack him with "unnecessary" charges. It doesn't matter if you want to call the police.

After much deliberation, Pei Xiu suggested: "Why don't Master Xia Bodhi follow me to meet the emperor, as long as you expose the lie that there is no longevity in the world, you can punish the demon."

"However, there is indeed a theory of longevity."

Pei Xiu was taken aback when he heard that, but immediately smiled.

"Wouldn't it be better, Master Xia Bodhi, if you can give the technique of longevity, then His Majesty will definitely reward you a lot."

"No drama~~"

Shaking his head in denial, Xia Bodhi put the teacup on the tea table beside him and told Pei Xiu the truth.

"For thousands of years, there have been so many emperors looking for the art of longevity, but even the first emperor couldn't find the art of longevity, because the price for wanting to live forever is to let them give up their ambitions and hegemony, and escape like practitioners. Go into the deep mountains, and then isolate yourself from the world and devote yourself to practice."

"This......"

When Pei Xiu heard this, he felt that this was completely hopeless. For thousands of years, countless emperors had searched for the technique of longevity, but they ended up with nothing. If we look at the situation that Xia Bodhi said, compared to immortality, the hegemony in hand is still the cause of death. The emperor was even more obsessed.

But after learning about this, Pei Xiu made a decision.

"Tomorrow, the old man will speak to His Majesty and relay your words, Master Xia Bodhi, to His Majesty."

"Aren't you afraid that your words will lead to a disaster of killing?"

"If this old man dies alone, His Majesty will wake up, and the people of the world can continue to live and work in peace and contentment."

"You're still pretty tough."

What kind of father is there, what kind of son is there? Pei Xiu believes in the truth and is not afraid of death. horrible.

After receiving the main task, Jue Zhe wouldn't be able to watch Pei Xiu go up to the court in such a stubborn way. He pondered for a while and suggested:

"I don't think it's better than this. Since the emperor wants to live forever, let him live forever."

"This... Master Xia Bodhi, didn't you just say that?"

"Why are you so straight-minded when you are an official worshiping the prime minister?"

An enlightened person who likes to give bad ideas to others every day, he told Pei Xiu a show operation he just came up with.

"The way to live forever is to practice. If the emperor is really obsessed with longevity, then let him learn to practice like a practitioner."

"But in this way, if there is no saint in the court, how can it be possible!"

"Anyway, you said that the imperial court is controlled by that national teacher, so it's better to let the emperor practice longevity. It might be better if the imperial court doesn't know."

"This....."

How should I put it, the meaning of the words is the same, but Pei Xiu is ready to tell the emperor that it is impossible for you to live forever, so give up, this will definitely anger the emperor and get his head chopped off.

And Xia Bodhi's advice is to put it another way, there is a technique of immortality, do you want to learn it?If you want to learn, don't be an emperor. Those who learn to practice live and sleep in the open and isolated from the world. This is a necessary condition.

When the emperor was exhausted from his practice and figured it out, he felt that there is a calf for immortality, and it is better to be an emperor to eat hot food and drink spicy food.

This is the art of language, scolding MMP face to face can mean the same thing as asking your mother about your safety, but the result is different.

Pei Xiu thought it was a good idea, so he was ready to do it. He said it in front of all the civil and military officials of the Manchu Dynasty early the next morning. Very happy, but the national teacher immediately became dissatisfied, and he refuted in person.

"Your Majesty is a body of gold, how can you practice the law of longevity like those mountain and wild Taoists."

"Then dare to ask the national teacher, have you found the longevity technique for your majesty?"

Fatal blow, Pei Xiu's words left the national teacher speechless on the spot, and the emperor became a little displeased. The reason why he usually reuses the national teacher is because he said that he has the art of longevity, but he is too busy. There has been no hair for a long time, but the prime minister's words of advice today are much more reliable.

"National teacher, what the prime minister said is reasonable, have you found me the technique of longevity?"

The emperor's tone was threatening. If there is no good answer, his position as the national teacher will be over.

Hating Prime Minister Pei Xiu for spoiling his good deeds, the national teacher bowed his head and said obediently to the emperor:

"Your Majesty, please give me some more time. As long as you catch enough snakes, you can offer your Majesty the elixir of immortality."

"Hmph—then I'll give you some more time."

In order to live forever, both sides seized the opportunity, the emperor's abacus was still very good, but both sides were bamboo baskets to fetch water in vain.

The method of immortality given by Prime Minister Pei Xiu sounds very hard. The emperor thinks he can try it later. He is going to see if the national teacher can give him some help. If not, he will cut down the one who dared to deceive the emperor I'm going to try the longevity technique given by the prime minister.

After this incident, the national teacher hated the prime minister Pei Xiu. While urgently urging his subordinates to catch the snake, he was preparing to send his disciples to secretly show Pei Xiu some color.

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Chapter 3 The Great Power Tianlong

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The Jue Zhe didn't leave, he temporarily stayed at Prime Minister Pei Xiu's house, after all, he came up with the idea of ​​giving the emperor the idea of ​​immortality. It's better to help out if you take the blame.

The name of the national teacher is unknown, because the emperor worshiped him as the national teacher, so the ministers in the court had no choice but to call him the national teacher, but the person who can be favored by the emperor has more or less connections, otherwise Tang Xuanzong is not Pig brain, how could he believe that he can refine the immortal medicine to make people live forever.

In name, in order to refine the immortal medicine for the emperor, the national teacher asked the emperor to issue an edict to let the people all over the world catch snakes for him. As for what the emperor used it for, he didn't know. The heavenly secret must not be leaked, His Majesty can rest assured and wait for the immortal medicine."

At night, when it is ugly, it is already dead of night and the streets are deserted. Even in modern society, few people are still outside at this time. In ancient times, people went to bed early and woke up early. At this time, no one would stroll outside except the watchman .