Help! I Have Become Enlightened

"and many more!"

The capitalized danger appeared on Jue Zhe's head. He still remembered what happened when he changed his vest last time. He couldn't be playing tricks on himself.

Seeing the look in the eyes of the Enlightened One, you frankly want to fool me again, the Buddha Conquering Demons still said truthfully:

"Actually, the nature of that world is very subtle. Just like the Forbidden World you went to before, it belongs to the mythological universe. The real body will definitely not be able to enter, so you have to find a way to use a vest to get in."

"I believed in your evil! You want to punish me again, no way!!"

"Don't panic, changing the vest this time is not for you to play tricks, it's just a dream of Zhuang Zhou Mengdie."

"In this case... it seems that there is nothing wrong with it."

Zhuang Zhou's dream of a butterfly, I don't know whether it was Zhuang Zhou who dreamed that he became a butterfly, or a butterfly who dreamed that he became Zhuang Zhou. Life is like a dream.

This method was barely acceptable. Seeing that the Enlightened One agreed, the Buddha Conquering Demons hurriedly continued to work. He called his good brother Buddha and gave him a vest.

"You can choose which vest you want, Xianshan never lacks Buddhist disciples!"

"piss off....."

Resisting the feeling of MMP being pierced in his heart, Jue Zhe thought about it calmly, and chose a vest that was more suitable for Liaozhai's style of painting. Anyway, it is quite suitable for him to wear.

"Xia Bodhi"

"no problem."

Xia Bodhi, whose real name is Longxia, commonly known as Nisang, is Pippala's older brother, an eminent monk who attained enlightenment and lived in memory, and passed away before he appeared on the stage.

Famous quote: I am the future you, everything I have, you will also have.

Poem title: Because the monk asked me why I came to the west, I said that I don’t remember the year when I live in the mountains, only three ears were planted on straw sandals, and my shoulders were patched twice in sackcloth.Every time the East Temple sees snow in the West Temple, the stream flows down to the spring. After the white clouds dissipate in the middle of the night, a bright moon comes to the bed.

The experiences of Xia Bodhi and Sakyamuni are very similar. They are both princes who left home to practice and finally attained enlightenment at the Bodhi tree. Xia Bodhi is the elder brother of Pippala and also the future of Pippala. Bo Luo, lead to the future self-becoming "Xia Bodhi".

Just like the meeting between Siddhartha and Buddha, it was an encounter across time and space. Siddhartha met his future self in his self-seeking, and at the same time, Buddha was guiding Siddhartha to enlightenment.

The story of the Bodhi twins makes people linger, but after borrowing Nissan's vest, the Enlightened One sat down in Mengzhuang Zhou Mengdie, and then let the Buddha Jiangmo arrange himself in place.

Jinshan Temple, this is a very famous temple. For example, it is Jinshan Temple that picked up the Tang monk, and it is also Jinshan Temple that is flooded by white snakes. Therefore, any temple called Jinshan Temple is a place that is awesome at first glance.

Zen Master Lingyou, the founder of the Weiyang School of Zen and the founder of the Weiyang Sect of Zen, and an eminent Buddhist monk in the Tang Xuanzong period, the prime minister Pei Xiu came to hear the Tao and was deeply impressed. Disciple, and gave Pei Wende the title "Fahai".

After Fahai was ordained, he was ordered by his master Lingyou to practice asceticism every day. He chopped firewood for three years and carried water for three years. The water Fahai carried was the daily water for more than 500 monks in the entire monastery.

From a noble young master to a monk doing miscellaneous tasks, Fa Hai couldn't figure it out, especially when he saw another person in Jinshan Temple, he couldn't figure it out even more.

Long Xia, whose Dharma name is "Xia Bodhi", was an abandoned baby that Chan Master Lingyou picked up in the river many years ago, and adopted him as a novice monk in Jinshan Temple. Just let him do whatever he wants.

They are all human, so why is there such a big gap?Moreover, he was the son of Xiangguo at any rate, he won the Jinshi at a young age, and he was admitted to the Imperial Academy, but he was sent to be a monk by the prime minister's father.

Fahai couldn't figure it out very much, so he went to his master Lingyou Zen Master to ask his inner doubts. Regarding the disciple's question, the old Zen Master Lingyou smiled and asked him:

"Do you want to be like Xia Bodhi?"

"Yes, I don't understand why I chop wood and carry water every day, but Xia Bodhi sleeps in the hands of the Buddha all day and has nothing to do. He is about the same age as me. There is not much difference in age between him and me. In terms of knowledge and wisdom, as a Jinshi, he is not inferior to others."

"You have doubts, why don't you ask Xia Bodhi face to face?"

Zen Master Lingyou didn't mean to be partial, he just told Fahai to ask Xia Bodhi face to face, and he could learn the reason why he was treated differently. Therefore, Fahai, who was full of doubts and depression in his heart, came to the high school of Jinshan Temple. There are many Buddha statues juxtaposed here, and there is a huge stone statue of Buddha at the highest position, and Xia Bodhi likes to sleep in the hands of this stone Buddha statue every day.

After three years of chopping firewood and carrying water, Fahai has changed from a noble young master to a muscular monk who can kill a tiger with one punch. He came to the stone statue of Buddha in Jinshan Temple with ease, and when he looked up, he saw Xia Bodhi sleeping big on it. Sleep.

Xia Bodhi's appearance is extremely handsome, and Fa Hai thinks he can be regarded as a handsome butcher face, but compared with Long Xia, he is simply not at the same level of painting style. I heard from the monks in Jinshan Temple that many monks come to the temple to offer incense The main purpose of female benefactors worshiping Buddha is to see Xia Bodhi. This person can be said to be another face of Jinshan Temple.

Fa Hai came with a question, and before he could wake up Xia Bodhi, Long Xia woke up from sleep. He continued to look at the misty white sky with his head resting on his hands, and said:

"Fahai, what do you want from me?"

"That's right, I want to ask why you can do nothing all day, but I have to work day and night chopping wood and carrying water."

"Master Lingyou asked you to ask me."

"How rude! Master adopted you, but you don't know how to respect master and father."

Although he was ordered to chop wood and carry water for three years, Fahai still respects his master Lingyou Chan Master very much, and he is very displeased with Xia Bodhi being called a good boy and rude.

"Don't take it so seriously."

Long Xia turned over from the hand of the Buddha stone statue and jumped down. He jumped in front of Fa Hai, looked at this monk Fa Hai with Zhao Wenzhuo's style of painting, and said with a smile:

"Do you know why my Dharma name is "Xia Bodhi"? "

"Why?"

Fa Hai really felt a little strange, the Buddhist names of the monks in Jinshan Temple were generally similar to his own, but Long Xia's "Xia Bodhi" Buddhist name was not in the style of painting at all, it was weird.

"You look after it."

Xia Bodhi stood in front of Fa Hai, charged up his right palm and slapped the sky. With a thunderbolt martial art "Great Brahma Sacred Palm", the [-]-character Sanskrit seal pierced through the white clouds in the sky, and the huge swastika in the white clouds could be seen The hole of words.

"This-this is!"

"Zen Master Lingyou is very optimistic about you, so he let you chop wood and carry water to polish yourself in the past three years. Now that the foundation has been laid, go to your master."

"I understand!"

Which mortal would not want to have the ability to move mountains and seas to change the world? After seeing how powerful Xia Bodhi was, Fa Hai had a fiery thought in his heart. He immediately went down the mountain and went back to Jinshan Temple to find his master.

"It's so boring."

After sending Fahai away, Xia Bodhi returned to the hands of the Buddha stone statue and continued to sleep. Time is meaningless to him at all. When he got here, he only said to let himself deal with the situation of "Jedi Tiantong", but he didn't explain the need to waste such a long time at all.

The "Jedi Tiantong" in this world has not completely severed the connection between the heavenly world and the human world, but it is even more difficult for the gods in the sky to come down to earth. Those cultivators who live in seclusion, generally speaking, although the world is chaotic, it is not so chaotic to the extent of chaos in the world.

At present, there is still time to wait for the complete solution of "Jedi Tiantong". The main reason is that this world is a mythical universe, and it is not a universe with a very stable overall framework like Journey to the West. If you want to do something, it is like operating on an egg. , a little carelessness will end in a broken egg, which is really painful.

What should we do?We can only wait for the eggs to hatch into chicken cubs first, follow the stories that appear in the world to completely unwind the "Jedi Tiantong", and then everything will be fine.

After the passage of the Jedi Heaven is the end of the Dharma era, the aura between heaven and earth will gradually decrease, goblins cannot cultivate into shape, and humans cannot cultivate into immortals. People will change from immortals to martial practitioners, and as the aura gradually decreases from the inside Wu has become a foreign weapon, and when it reaches the stage of modern society, it should develop science and technology honestly, and become a technologically prosperous country that the people love to see.

Jue Zhe, old Moyu player. After Zhuang Zhou Mengdie became Xia Bodhi, he is still a Moyu party in essence. He has earth-shattering skills but lies in Jinshan Temple all day long, lazy, and never goes out to cast down demons at all. Wei Dao's actions until Zen Master Lingyou took the initiative to speak.

"Long Xia, it's time for you to travel down the mountain."

"I think Jinshan Temple is very good. If I change places, I won't be able to sleep."

"Well...to tell you the truth, in fact, after some female benefactors met you, Jinshan Temple now has many young and beautiful female benefactors coming every year."

"Isn't this good? Isn't it good to earn incense money?"

"But the female benefactor didn't see you. Instead, many young and handsome monks and disciples returned to secular life and went down the mountain with the female benefactor."

"......"

The pressure is a bit high, Zen Master Lingyou has said so much, it is difficult for the enlightened person to say anything, it is estimated that all the monks in Jinshan Temple will run away in a short time, and this blame can only be carried by oneself.

"Okay, I'll go down the mountain and travel."

"It's better to hit the sun than to choose the day. You can leave today."

"Hey...if this kicks me out of the house."

"Based on your appearance, you can get alms for vegetarian food wherever you go down the mountain. Today, Jinshan Temple can save one person's meal."

"You treat me like a fool."

"Go down the mountain and remember to do something for me."

After speaking, Zen Master Lingyou took out a letter and handed it to Xia Bodhi. He said with a smile:

"Go to Mount Shu and deliver this letter to the head of Emei, Master Baimei."

"Love is letting me run errands for you."

But this matter is not troublesome. Jue Zhe Lai has been eating and drinking at Jinshan Temple for so many years, and it’s nothing to help with errands, but it always feels like making people want to complain but doesn’t know what to say.

There was no need to pack up the luggage for going down the mountain, but before Xia Boti was about to leave Jinshan Temple, Fa Hai ran up to him with the speed of Fengshen legs, showing a silly smile of a third junior brother.

"Senior brother Longxia, are you going down the mountain?"

"What's the matter, Fahai, you also want to go down the mountain with me."

"No, no, it's just that I want to ask senior brother to help me bring a letter to my father."

"Honestly, did you collude with your master and let me run errands for you?"

"Eh?"

Seeing Fa Hai's stubborn and bewildered look, Xia Bodhi waved his hands and was too lazy to care about it. He stretched out his right hand and placed it in front of Fa Hai.

"Bring the letter, and send it to you by the way."

"Thank you, Senior Brother Long Xia!"

I got the letter from Fahai, and I received two errand tasks before I went down the mountain. It is really true enough, but I have lived in Jinshan Temple for many years, and Xia Bodhi officially went down the mountain today to travel.

As the saying goes: Because the monk asked me why I came to the West, I said that I don’t remember the year when I live in the mountains, only three ears were planted on straw sandals, and my shoulders were patched twice in sackcloth.Every time the East Temple sees snow in the West Temple, the stream flows down to the spring. After the white clouds dissipate in the middle of the night, a bright moon comes to the bed.

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Chapter 2 Immortality

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In the late Tang Dynasty, the country was relatively stable and prosperous. The emperor Xuanzong Li Chen was called "Little Taizong", diligent in political affairs, and diligently seeking governance.

The emperor rectified the administration of officials, was good at listening and judging, and took observation as a clue, and the world was naturally peaceful and stable. People who practiced Taoism often walked in the world, and evil spirits were extremely rare.

But it is not uncommon for emperors to pursue longevity. Even the first emperor like Qin Shihuang longed for immortality when he was old. Tang Xuanzong Li Chen was also obsessed with the theory of longevity.

Does longevity exist?Of course it exists, in this world with monsters and gods, immortality is not something illusory, but those who practice immortality must give up all worldly delusions.

Even if there is a practice method of immortality, if you are an emperor and official salary, you will not be able to practice it. This is a regulation set by the heavens, and you cannot live forever if you are an emperor.

So instead, the celestial grass and elixir that can prolong life are what the emperor pursued. In the late Tang Dynasty, people who practiced Taoism were frequently born, which was inseparable from Tang Xuanzong Li Chen.

Xia Bodhi went down the mountain, and the road to Shushan was relatively long, so he went to Chang'an first. The capital of the late Tang Dynasty was still the Tang Chang'an City, but the rule of Zhenguan during the period of Tang Taizong Li Shimin was no longer seen here.

What's more interesting is that there is no Journey to the West in this world with demons and ghosts, or there is only an eminent monk named Xuanzang who went to Tianzhu to get the Buddhist scriptures, and there is no Sun Wukong, the great sage equal to heaven.

However, I have heard from my brother Jiangmo Buddha that his world is classified by a classification system, and the mythical universe is also divided into military and civilian use. The world of Journey to the West is like a nuclear bomb-level killer. Probably Xiaomi plus a rifle.

This is why enlightened beings can freely jump around in the world of Journey to the West, but to come to this world, they must have Zhuang Zhou's dream of dreaming and transforming into a dragon. The world carrying capacity of the two mythical universes is not at the same level at all.