Help! I Have Become Enlightened

On a dark night with a dark moon and a high murderous wind, a sneaky figure walked along the mansion, stepped on the bricks and sneaked into the prime minister's mansion silently. After confirming that this was Pei Xiu's home, he took out a black bag from behind Ye Xingyi , after opening the bag, there was a gray poisonous snake inside, and this person was about to put the snake in the prime minister's mansion.

"My friend, you still release lives to seek merit at night."

"!"

It was a joking joke, the man in black turned his head nervously and looked, there was a handsome young man in a cloth shirt standing behind him on the mansion, but he didn't notice it at all, it was dangerous!

He retreated in his heart, the man in black knew that this person in front of him must not be easy to mess with, because this kind of thing can be seen from the style of the painting alone, the handsome boy in front of him is not the same as his master's pheasant monster On the other hand, the painting style of Yaojiao Dao and the protagonist is too obvious.

In the middle of the night, when I went to the house to uncover the tiles, the snakes and rats came quietly, but they didn't expect to bump into Xia Bodhi's hands. This is really a tragedy in capitals.

"......"

The man in black remained silent. His current thought was not how to continue to assassinate Prime Minister Pei Xiu, but how to escape from the young man in front of him who looked very difficult to mess with. If he fell here, his master would But he would not come to save people with good intentions.

When they looked at each other, the man in black made a move first. He grabbed the poisonous snake in the bag and threw it at Xia Bodhi. He took the opportunity to turn around and run away at full speed. The person in front of you.

"You look down on me too much, hello?"

Not bothering to dodge, Xia Bodhi caught the poisonous snake, but when the snake tried to bite it, it was pinched seven inches, and the blood was completely immobile.

Seeing the man in black who had fled far away, Xia Bodhi didn't even think about chasing him, but just threw the poisonous snake in his hand like a noose, and the snake returned directly to the man in black, entangled him On the neck, he took a bite.

"Damn!"

The man in black would not be backlashed by the poison he raised. The gray snake stopped attacking under the command of his fingerprints. It was originally planned to control the poisonous snake to lurk in the prime minister's mansion to bite Pei Xiu and poison him to death. The national teacher just happened to be able to The emperor preached the danger of poisonous snakes in the Shangzuo, so as to increase efforts to let the people catch the snakes and turn them in.

It's just that I don't know what kind of luck Pei Xiu has had, that there is an expert in the house, but anyone with a little brain can guess such a thing, a prime minister who knows nothing about cultivation methods can actually propose the technique of longevity in the court. Obviously met an expert.

The man in black didn't dare to seize the opportunity to escape and retreat. Unfortunately, it is not so easy to leave after coming. Xia Bodhi took off the hanging beads around his neck, and flung them away. The hanging beads grew ten feet in the wind. , tied up and entangled the man in black who had fled far away, and Long Xia pulled him back again.

"Since you're here, you might as well be a guest."

Xia Bodhi's joking words, the man in black struggled hard but couldn't get rid of the hanging beads, it was really uncomfortable to fall into the hands of the person in front of him, but he hadn't completely given up resisting.

The man in black took a deep breath and then exhaled it with all his strength. A light yellow poisonous mist filled the surroundings. This breath was as lethal as eating garlic for several years without rinsing his mouth.

Xia Bodhi is not fond of smelling other people's bad breath. While retreating, he waved his right hand, and the invisible wind blew up and pushed the poisonous mist back to the man in black. This guy rolled his eyes and turned to him on the spot when he smelled his bad breath. It's really weird.

The next day, when the man in black woke up again, there was already Pei Xiu, the assassination target of his trip, standing in front of him. Fa Hai's father looked at the assassin with lingering fear. Confession, hereby Pei Xiu bows to Xie Longxia.

"Thank you, Master Xia Bodhi, for your rescue. I can't repay you."

"Let's not talk about these common etiquettes. Your son should call me senior brother anyway, so he needs to help more or less."

"I just don't know this villain, master, how do you deal with it?"

"I just didn't want to deal with it, so I brought it to you."

"Ah? Since that's the case..."

Pei Xiu thought for a while, and suggested: "Murdering an imperial official is a serious crime. I happened to go to His Majesty to read a copy of that monster."

"I don't think that's a very smart idea."

Although I don't want to deal with these troublesome things, I might as well reject Pei Xiu's naive idea.

"There is not enough evidence. Even if the assassin admits that he is sent by the national teacher, others can insist that there is no such thing, and instead say that you framed him."

"In the final analysis, unless the evidence is solid, it basically depends on the emperor's judgment, and your majesty is still counting on the national teacher to refine the elixir for him."

"Speaking of which, as a prime minister, you should be very familiar with official affairs, why are you a little..."

The person who attacked Xia Bodhi didn't say all of it. He really felt that Pei Xiu, like Fa Hai, was too stubborn. Shouldn't such high-ranking prime ministers be old foxes?

"Haha~ In fact, Master, you don't know something." Hearing that Xia Bodhi said that he was stupid, but Pei Xiu was not angry, Fa Hai's father smiled and explained:

"Being an official doesn't necessarily mean that the smarter the better, sometimes His Majesty the Emperor prefers a person with integrity but outstanding ability to occupy a high position."

"Well...that's the same reason."

If every official is scheming and no one handles important government affairs, then why is the court still established? Is it a court romance drama?

Since the old prime minister has no good solution, Xia Bodhi can only help take over this matter, help people to the end, let's clean up the branch line by the way.

The enlightened person glanced at the man in black. This guy woke up but closed his eyes and pretended to be in a coma. Under the mask was a pale eunuch face, which was very in line with the facial makeup style of a dragon character.

Xia Bodhi hooked his fingers back, and the hanging bead was released from the assassin's body and returned to his hand. Long Xia spoke leisurely at this moment.

"Let you go, go back and tell the national teacher not to do things that hurt the sky, otherwise what will happen... By the way, otherwise I will do justice for the sky by the way."

"..."

The eunuch opened his eyes and looked at Xia Bodhi with deep fear, then he pulled his legs and ran away at the speed of light. What is he doing here at this time, he slipped away.

"Master...is this okay?"

Although Pei Xiu was upright and honest, he was not a good person who did not kill. Seeing Xia Bodhi let go of the assassin who wanted to kill him, he felt a little nervous in his heart.

"It's not a big problem. Anyway, even if you don't put it on him, the national teacher will send someone to trouble you."

"This...why is this?"

"Do you think there is that kind of villain who learns to be smart after suffering a loss once, without being stupid?"

Pei Xiu couldn't understand the meaning of Xia Bodhi's words, but since it was an expert's decision, he expressed his support and it was over. Anyway, Xianyu could only shout 666 around the boss.

As for the eunuch face who returned to the national teacher, he told the national teacher that there was an expert in the prime minister's residence, but the national teacher who was also an eunuch face didn't take it seriously.

He thought it would be easy for an ordinary person to deal with it, so he sent an ordinary disciple to assassinate him. He didn't care how the disciple who failed in the assassination described how powerful the expert was.

Expert?The national teacher thinks that he is still an expert, how can he gain the emperor's trust if he has no skills, can the emperor worship him as a national teacher just by doing a few tricks of the great gods.

"I'm too lazy to punish you, I ask your senior brother to meet that expert for a while."

"Yes!"

Not daring to disobey the order of the national teacher, the eunuch-faced disciple immediately ran to find his senior brother, the proud disciple of the national teacher's sect, who is also the person with the most powerful cultivation, and his cultivation ability is only slightly weaker than the national teacher.

After knowing that there is an expert in the prime minister's mansion who is hindering the plan of the national teacher, the senior brother who also has an eunuch face set off, but compared with the ordinary eunuch face senior brother, the eunuch face senior brother's level is lower. He is much taller, and he travels like a bird on horseback.

The bird, with three heads and four legs, has red and black feathers. It is a relatively rare monster in the Book of Mountains and Seas. It must be more majestic than riding a horse when riding this thing. The person riding on it is naturally different. .

And this eunuch-faced senior brother did not hide his actions, he came to the prime minister's mansion swaggeringly in broad daylight, causing many people to watch and discuss.

"I heard that an expert has come to the prime minister's mansion, and I'm here to ask for advice."

The old housekeeper immediately ran in to inform the master, when Pei Xiu hurriedly went to meet Xia Bodhi, Long Xia just had an expression that I could recite this scene fluently.

"I'll make a cutscene, and I'll go back as soon as I go."

After leaving these words, Xia Bodhi came to the gate of the prime minister's mansion, pushed the gate of the mansion open, and revealed his real body in front of everyone.

Immediately, the eunuch-faced brother gasped, no wonder his incomprehensible junior had been emphasizing that the other party was a master, an absolutely absolute master outside the world, and the eunuch-faced brother was just as dismissive as his master at first, but in the end Seeing the real person immediately weakened the momentum by seven points.

If appearance and temperament can be regarded as combat power, then Xia Bodhi's appearance directly killed all the eunuch-faced brothers in seconds.

"Fuck! What a handsome young master!!"

"This appearance, this attire, could it be Master Xia Bodhi from Jinshan Temple?!"

"Xia Bodhi, who is it?"

"You are really ignorant and ignorant. Xia Bodhi is a master hermit of Jinshan Temple. It is said that there was a girl who was very lucky to meet this master. From then on, she went to Jinshan Temple to burn incense every day."

"I've heard of this too! It seems that every year in Jinshan Temple, many girls go to offer incense and worship Buddha, just wanting to see Xia Bodhi."

"Don't talk about it - this good looks, if I were a woman, I would want to marry him!"

So sometimes being too handsome is not a good thing. When Xia Bodhi showed up, he didn't even have his own registration number. As a result, his unconcealed handsomeness had already exposed his true identity. Originally, he wanted to eat The onlookers who watched the excitement talked non-stop.

You said that a person who lives in Jinshan Temple can still spread his reputation throughout Chang'an City. This beauty can only be described as unique in the world.

Elder Brother Eunuch Face felt shameless at this moment, he originally wanted to show off, but turned into someone else's stepping stone as soon as he met him, and immediately snorted coldly.

"Xia Bodhi, I'm coming down to ask for advice on how good you are."

As soon as the words fell, the eunuch-faced brother drove the monster beasts to kill them. The three four-legged monsters were three meters long, but they were extremely powerful in killing ligers and tigers. They obeyed the order and charged forward, however. .....

Xia Bodhi gave it a look that you understand, the bird slammed on the brakes and stopped, but the eunuch-faced brother riding on its back couldn't stop the momentum, and the whole person flew out and landed on the ground, lying on the ground stiffly In front of Xia Bodhi, he was in a state of embarrassment.

"It's okay to ask for your skills, but I can't afford to give you a big gift as soon as you meet."

Xia Bodhi's joking words, and the look in his eyes at the second idiot, at the same time, the surrounding onlookers couldn't stop laughing, and the eunuch-faced brother was furious, and immediately used his supernatural powers.

In a fit of rage, the well-dressed golden crane flew out like a living thing. There were thousands of hundreds of golden cranes flying all over the sky and launched an attack on Xia Bodhi. come.

The golden light all over the sky is extremely dazzling, but the image of Miri is also full of lethality. If an ordinary person stands here, he may be pierced by thousands of golden needles in the next moment and become a hornet's nest. However, in front of Xia Bodhi, this is simply Comparable to the mid laner Yasuo, giving it for nothing.

Perak Buddhist martial arts are used to bully people, Xia Bodhi simply used the skills learned from Zen Master Lingyou.

"Majestic Heavenly Dragon, World Honored One Ksitigarbha, Prajna Buddhas, Prajna Ba Makong."

"receive!"

As soon as the mantra came out, the supernatural powers appeared, the gold needles and gold threads were absorbed into one place, and thousands of golden cranes flew into the hands of Xia Bodhi. The magic weapon that the eunuch face brother worked so hard to refine is the same as DOTA giving people's heads. I gave it to someone else, so bad that I wanted to vomit blood.

Skirt: 9④⑤9③1705

Chapter 4 Late Tang Dynasty

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As soon as an expert makes a move, he will know if there is one.

Seeing Xia Bodhi's move, he took away the magic weapon he had worked so hard to refine. Senior Brother Eunuch Face felt very angry and aggrieved, but just to prevent his face from being completely lost, he forced himself to speak out:

"Awesome! I'm not as skilled as others, so I'm willing to bow down."

Brother Eunuch-face called the bird over after finishing his speech, rode up, turned around and left, he was quite free and easy without dragging his feet, but Xia Bodhi's next sentence almost didn't make him fall off the bird.

"You don't want the magic weapon? I said I'd give it back to you, but since I don't want it, I'll take it away."

Originally, Brother Eunuch Face thought that if he wanted to get back the magic weapon, he had to bow his head and beg others to return it. He wanted to be free and easy to save some face, but he was mistaken by his cleverness. Now he really can't even get the chicken feather back.

It's extremely embarrassing, and now it's even more impossible for Brother Eunuch-faced to turn around and ask Xia Bodhi for a magic weapon. He instigated the bird to flee the scene as quickly as possible, as embarrassing as possible.

"It's really worthy of Master Xia Bodhi, with perfect appearance and extraordinary ability, what a reincarnated Living Buddha."

"Master is so handsome, it's no wonder that girls go to Jinshan Temple to burn incense and worship Buddha every year. It's really a blessing to see and hear."

"Master, master, come to my house as a guest!"

After seeing the scene where Xia Bodhi dismissed the eunuch-faced brother, the melon-eaters present became even more excited. There were many knowledgeable commentators, some married women with surging hearts, and some who wanted to get married. The rich and famous.