Help! I Have Become Enlightened

After saying goodbye, it was the Enlightened One who returned to Xiaoting with Gu Dazi, but he didn't know what kind of disaster the paradise of gods and Buddhas would be this time.

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Chapter 1 Hakoniwa

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"Hakoniwa, your king is back!"

"I think the scourge is back."

The Enlightenment made complaints mercilessly, and Gudazi, who had shouted loudly as soon as he returned to Xiaoting, looked unhappy and retorted:

"It's not a piece of cake to conquer Hakoniwa with my current strength as a king."

"That's why I said it was a disaster~"

He punched Gudazi on the head with one hand, and the enlightened one beckoned.

"We are peaceful people. Talking about conquest does not conform to the setting. Everyone should regard peace as the most important thing."

"Then my strength as a king is not wasted?"

"Of course not, but there will always be troublesome people coming to your door, right? Then it will be your MVP moment."

In Huyou's words, there is nothing but Huyou. Hearing the words of the old silver coin of the Enlightenment, Gu Dazi gave him a disdainful look. Our human evil master is no longer a fledgling rookie. She understands it very clearly. What kind of idea is the enlightened being playing.

"You just want to catch fish."

"How can the matter of the enlightened one be considered as touching? This is called enlightenment. Have you understood it?"

"I understand vertically!"

I'm too lazy to talk nonsense with this Moyujue. The first thing after returning to Hakoba, Gudazi went directly to his community stronghold. I don't know how the "Chaldea" in Hakoba is doing recently?

Just after the "Nero Festival" event ended, Gudazi went to the belt of strange stories, and the awakened ones also went to unknown places, so the "Chaldea" on the Hakogari side was handed over to the heroic spirits. Although she said that there shouldn't be any problems, Gu Dazi still felt a little worried. After all, it was her own property, so what if someone robbed the house and lost money.

But of course this kind of thing won't happen. It's better to say that "Chaldea" is even more unsafe when Gudazi himself stays in the box garden. It is rare for the heroic spirits to live a life without being persecuted by the evil master of chaos And after Gudazi returned to Hakoba, the short-lived peace has ended.

"Yo! Everyone, long time no see."

In the No Name (No Name) community, Gudazi who jumped out suddenly startled everyone. Heitu’s ears stood upright in an instant, and the two girls, Jiuyuan Asuka and Kasukabe Yao, almost fell off their chairs. , only Naihui Izayoi greeted him with a familiar look.

"Yo, Lord Demon King, you are back."

"Hey~ Did anything interesting happen in Little Garden while I was away?"

"There are really interesting things to talk about, but Mr. Demon King, shouldn't you tell us the wonderful things outside first?"

"Forehead......"

It’s not that I was overwhelmed by Shizayoi’s words, it’s just that Gudazi subtly remembered what happened to him when he went out. Simply put, it’s hard to explain in words, and it seems that it’s completely confusing for people to want to talk about it. .

"Forget it on my side, just thinking about it makes me feel dizzy, and Leticia is back with me."

Gudazi who quickly changed the subject, the little vampire maid of course followed her back to Little Garden, but now Leticia is still working on the "Chaldea" community, as a maid, there are many tedious matters to be busy .

"Where is Lady Leticia now?"

"I'm here~ There are still good people, why don't Heitu come back with me later~"

"Ah, don't—!"

Hei Tu, who was deeply chilled, didn't know what Gu Dazi wanted to do, but the warning from her instinct made her refuse even if she dared to think about it.

"Really, originally I was preaching to Black Rabbit that you should become a dua girl~!"

"Okay, okay, let's do the molesting of the black rabbit together later, first let me tell you what happened to Little Garden after you left, Lord Demon King."

"What do you mean molesting Heitu! You idiot question children and adults, please explain clearly to Heitu!!"

The black rabbit whose hair has been blown up, but for this weak rabbit in the community, Izayoi mercilessly preached:

"Heitu, the meaning of your existence is to tease us, isn't it?"

"Yes, yes, I think so too."

"+1..."

"Don't decide the meaning of Black Rabbit like this, you idiots and children and adults!"

The daily farce and frolicking, watching the black rabbit take out a paper folding fan and give Nihui Izayoi, Kuyuan Asuka, and Kasukabe Yao three heads one by one, Gudazi asked with great interest.

"I heard from Romani that you seem to have flexed your muscles."

"It's not something to brag about, it's better to say that the "Nero Festival" event at your house, Lord Demon King, makes me feel even more palpitating. "

"Really? Why don't we wait until we have time to hold another one."

"Don't... just forget it..."

Izayoi, who immediately retreated, didn't want to be tortured to death again, although his strength increased quite quickly after participating in the "Nero Festival", but it was too embarrassing to be suffocated.

Turning to the topic, I went back to Izayoi and directly talked about what happened in the period after Gudazi left Hakoba.

The new stratum ruler in Hakoniwa's northern district is a dragon girl named Sandra Toldorek, and she and Ren Russell, the leader of the unnamed community, are friends since childhood, so Wuming was specially invited to participate in the inauguration ceremony of the stratum ruler, "Fire Dragon Birth Festival".

For this kind of thing that sounds quite interesting, Izayoi and the other three problem children will never miss it, and "Chaldea", as a newly established community in the Eastern District, of course received an invitation , so more or less people were sent over here.

"Eh? What, why do you want me to travel far away!?"

"Don't want to go out? All right, come and help with the documents in the office."

"......"

Looking at the dark circles under the eyes of Mr. Kong Ming, who was smoking a cigarette, and thinking about the mountains of documents piled up in the office after the "Nero Festival", Roman got up from the ground without saying a word, abandoning him just started to attack Akaki's "Sekiro", patted his chest and assured:

"Definitely complete the mission!"

"Cut... go and go with the unknown person, so as not to lose yourself."

Although he really wanted to catch this disused King Solomon to help him deal with the documents, but after considering that this would probably increase the difficulty of his work, Teacher Kong Ming was very unhappy to let Roman go on a long trip, at least not let this guy Squatting at home and playing games happily, it's an eyesore.

So for more or less reasons, Roman and Izayoi went to the "Fire Dragon Birth Festival" in the northern district of Hakoniwa, and then encountered a sweeping event together, the demon king attacked!

"I see! I was still wondering why "Chaldea" had an extra spotted maid. "

The main reason why Leticia didn't come to Wuming's side was that a new spotted maid came to "Chaldea". As the head maid, she has the responsibility and obligation to supervise Check if the new maid's job is wrong.

"Although this matter has passed, I still want to say... you people in "Chaldea" are all monsters. "

"It's not a monster, it's a heroic spirit."

"It's all the same anyway, not much difference."

Sighing sixteen nights, he still clearly remembered how the spotted black death demon king who made him very troublesome was dealt with by King Solomon as soon as he met him.

Pest, the demon king of the Black Death, is the representative of the 8000 million grievances who died of the Black Death. During the "Fire Dragon Birth Festival", she initiated the gift of the demon king as the leader of the "Piper of Hamel" Game, which means preparing to plunder powerful people as companions.

One of the reasons for the outbreak of the Black Death was that when the luminosity of the sun was in a weak change, the earth entered an ice age, which caused a cold climate change, and finally triggered the outbreak of the Black Death.

So Pest has the right to take revenge on the lazy Sun, so Shiroyasha, a free guy, was sealed by the rules in the first round, and he could only watch Izayoi and the others go to the battle performance.

Roman, who has always avoided battles, seems to have stayed with the Enlightened Ones for a long time, and he has also learned the style of being lazy and never showing off. The matter of the dead demon king was settled, while Roman was secretly fishing and pretending to be dead.

As a result... the trio of problem children who have endured a lot of experience in the "Nero Festival", they really defeated the attacking "Hamel's Piper".

It was a fierce battle. Kasukabe Yō faced the demon incarnation of natural phenomena "Weser", Asuka Koufu faced the demon incarnation of manipulating mice and people's hearts "La Ting", and Izayoi himself faced Black Death The sick demon king "Pest".

Although the three problem children entered Hakoni not long ago, they are no longer what they used to be after being "loved" by the heroic spirits in the "Nero Festival". It took a lot of effort, but in the end they defeated the black death demon king who attacked.

So far, in the battle against the Black Death Demon King, Izayoi and the others did not use Black Rabbit's "Vatican Spear" to kill the Spotted Demon King with one shot. Instead, they attacked Pest's two companions together. She, in the situation of stalemate in the war situation, some lazy guy finally showed up.

"Ren, go back and don't tell Kong Ming about my laziness."

In fact, it wasn’t that the fisherman found out with his conscience, but because Mr. Kong Ming told Ren Russell when he set off, if he encountered any troubles and Roman was lazy again, remember to report to him when he went back. He, Teacher Kong Ming has a lot of work that needs the help of idlers who are free.

Forced by the crisis of not wanting to work overtime with Teacher Kong Ming, in the end Roman returned as the Spirit Base and became King Solomon to settle the matter of the Black Death Demon King in one fell swoop.

As for how to get it done... Isn't that simple? King Solomon is best at signing contracts with demon gods. With the action plan that peace is the most important thing, Roman directly contracted the black death demon king Pest. , took a spotted maid back to Chaldea, gratifying, gratifying, gratifying.

The above is what happened to Gudazi after he left Hakoba.

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Chapter 2 Pest

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"...Why would I do such a thing..."

Pest, the devil of the Black Death, is a loli with rose-red hair and a black-spotted dress. She was brought back to "Chaldea" as a maid because she was defeated in the gift game. It is impossible for a dignified five-figure demon king to be someone else's maid without humiliation, but...

After seeing the members of the "Chaldea" community, the five-digit number is not as good as a dog (referring to Wang Jiang), and the situation where the four-digit number is walking all over the ground, Pest is silent... and then do it honestly Taking up the job of a maid, the so-called inferior skill should be referring to this.

Originally, the work of a maid is not too troublesome, but when the place of work is "Chaldea", it is quite outrageous.

"Alternating current—!"

"Direct current—!"

In Tesla and Edison, who are arguing about AC and DC issues every day, the spotted maid walked away without turning her head when she saw this scene. During the time she came to "Chaldea", Pest was regarded as It's almost taken for granted, and getting into the debate between the king of the invention and the mad scientist is just asking for trouble.

"Take the move——the red bastard, "The Spear That Pierces the Thorn"! "

""Seven rings covering the blazing sky""

In the courtyard of "Chaldea", Wang Jiang and Hong A got into a fight for some reason, and these two guys used the treasures recklessly. Seeing this scene, Pest stopped in her tracks and yelled. reminded:

"If you want to fight, please go to the arena, or Mr. Kong Ming will kill you."

"Ah...the new little maid."

"Um... sorry."

Wang Jiang, who greeted Pest, and Red A, who lowered his head and apologized, saw these two guys walking towards the arena again, noisily.

"You bastard, you dare to add dog food to my lunch, I have to kill you today!"

"Heh——disclose my whereabouts to that crazy woman, and this is the fate of offending the cook."