Help! I Have Become Enlightened

"Bastard! It's not like you don't know how terrifying that crazy woman is. If you don't tell me, I will be the one who will die."

"Anyway, you're already used to it, so it's almost one more time."

"What are you talking about, you bastard!"

............

Looking at the chattering Red A and Wang Jiang, Pest hesitated whether to remind them that the mad woman they mentioned was floating in the sky, and her hair was dancing wildly as if she had turned into a ghost. After closing her business, the spotted maid turned and left without looking back.

The "Chaldea" community is very large, because it plundered the stronghold of the original "Perseus" community, plus it earned a lot of money and materials when holding the "Nero Festival", and it became "class-dominated" in the eastern district. With the acquiescence of "Shiro Yasha", the surrounding land was brought into the community for construction, and the area of ​​the current stronghold has tripled.

Based on this situation, Pest, who works as a maid in Chaldea, does not do trivial things in the conventional sense, but serves some special existences, such as... Tiamat.

Timma, who was originally resident in the imaginary number space, can completely liberate himself and enjoy life in the "Chaldea" on the Hakoba side. Considering that Timma's common sense of life is equal to zero, most of the maids in the community They are all taking care of Timma. In the days when the head maid, Leticia, is away, the work of taking care of Tiamat is handed over to the spotted loli maid.

"Aaaaaa~~~~"

"........."

Seeing Tiamat rolling around on the bed, it was difficult for Pest to describe her current thoughts. As a dignified five-figure demon king, she seemed to be a maid for the one in front of her... .. It doesn't seem to be ashamed at all.

The gap is too big. According to the division of Hakoba's strength, Tima probably belongs to the three-digit all-around field. It should be said that human beings and beasts are generally in this level of strength. Of course, Gudazi is excluded from this theory.

In short, I thought that I was a five-figure demon king with a little bit of psychological superiority, but I found out that I came to "Chaldea" and became a public goods, and I was hit hard, but Pest finally resigned to her fate..... Be a maid for a while.

"Lord Tiamat, please don't keep rolling around on the bed, it will be very troublesome to tidy up."

"Aaaaa~~~~~"

"Sorry, I don't understand your language at all."

"Aaaaa..."

Not everyone can understand Tima's words like Gudazi, at least for Pest, she can only hear Tima's cry and cannot understand its meaning, but this does not hinder the communication between the two .

After hearing Pest's words, Tiamat sat cross-legged on the bed, then grabbed the spotted maid and hugged her chest, and kept rubbing Pest's face with her face.

All of a sudden, she became angry, and blushed by Timmy's sudden attack. Pest shouted shyly:

"Master Tiamat, let me go, I'm not your doll!"

"Aaaaa~~~~"

Completely ignoring Pest's desperate struggle, Timma will not let go of this soft and cute little one in her arms, the Creation Mother God likes cute children very much.

............

After an unknown amount of time, Pest was finally freed from Timma's arms. The spotted maid tidied up her messy clothes, and then she was going to meet another guy, the one who bound her to this place.

Romani Akiman, the agent in charge of "Chaldea", but this decommissioned King Solomon obviously won't deal with serious things, he is still addicted to playing games happily in his den, currently Chaldea The actual person in charge of Le Di is Teacher Kong Ming and Xian Wang Shan.

For Roman who brought her to "Chaldea", Pest said that it is impossible to have no resentment in her heart, so Mr. Kong Ming cleverly penetrated into the mind of the spotted maid, and gave her a task - to clean up Roman on a regular basis house nest.

A disused King Solomon is now obsessed with happily playing games in the room every day, which makes Mr. Kong Ming, who is working overtime every day, very unhappy, so when Pest is arranged to clean Roman's room, it will generally appear like this Happening.

"Lord Roman, you don't need this, let me help you throw it in the garbage dump outside."

"No! That is "Bloodborne" that I haven't played yet, this is not rubbish!!"

"Then this should be unnecessary, let me help you pack and throw away the trash."

"Ah, this is my "Dark Souls 3", I haven't cleared the level yet, this is not rubbish!!"

"Tsk... I really can't help it. It seems that the biggest garbage in the room can only be cleaned out, Mr. Roman."

"I'm King Solomon, not the trash king! Give me enough time!"

"However, Mr. Kong Ming means..."

Before Pest could finish speaking, Roman immediately expressed his surrender with all five bodies. In order to be able to be lazy and fish happily, this humiliation is tolerable.

"Miss Pest~~I'll get out of the room right away~~"

"Ok?"

Then the spotted maid saw the disused King Solomon holding a PS4 in one hand and a pile of game discs in the other, and slipped out of the room in such a funny way, Roman's secret technique - "shifting the position".

That's it, because of personal grievances, Pest's revenge and tormenting Roman often happen. King Solomon, who was originally the acting head of "Chaldea" in name, is now really inferior to a paramecium.

In a relatively short period of time, Pest, the former demon king of the Black Death, was considered to be in harmony with the "Chaldea" community, until the following day, the master of Chaldea officially returned.

On that day, the whole Chaldea was full of chaos, and the heroes who were usually leisurely and carefree were all fleeing in panic. Just when Pest thought that there might be a powerful demon attacking Chaldea, The culprit who caused this to happen has emerged.

"Hey! Do you miss me?"

.........

.........

No one responded, and everyone fled far away. The scene was immediately very embarrassing. Fortunately, Pest, who had no idea what happened, passed by, and the returning Chaos Evil instantly locked on the target. .

"It's a new face I don't know, hello!"

Gudazi flashed up behind Pest, and greeted the spotted loli in front of her with a smile, but this hand reached out to Pest's chest unconsciously to feel the barrenness. grassland.

"ah--!"

Being suddenly attacked by a salty pig's hand, but any normal girl would have this kind of reaction, Pest immediately ran away and stared at Gudazi vigilantly. Before she could ask questions, she saw another girl with green algae head The man walked up to his attacker and grabbed her hand.

"Hello! I just received a report that someone is smelting copper here. Please come with me."

"Mouth—! What copper smelting, I'm saying hello to newcomers."

"Huh? This is the first time I know to put my hand on someone's chest when I say hello."

"This is a local custom in my hometown, why not!"

"African customs?"

"Fart! This is a gentleman's etiquette in Europe, you don't understand."

"If you are a gentleman, then you are a pervert. Since you have admitted it, now that the evidence is solid, come with me."

..........

At the scene of the muddle-headed flirting, Pest had no idea who the two people in front of her were, and then the little vampire maid Leticia came over to take over the job of explaining.

"Hi rookie, I'm Leticia, the head maid."

"This is the leader of "Chaldea", my master, Fujimaru Tateka. "

"The other one is the person in charge of "Chaldea", Mr. XX who cannot be named. "

When they first returned to Chaldea, Gudazi and the others asked Kojiro who was watching the gate at the door, and they probably learned about the recent situation. For example, "Chaldea" has a new maid of the demon king.

But this is not a big deal. After saying hello, Gu Dazi went to the unnamed community to find three problem children to inquire about the latest gossip news. There are things to do, and there is no more nagging.

As the head maid, Leticia still has the responsibility and obligation to supervise the work ability of the new maid, Pest, so she didn't return to Wuming with Gudazi.

The above is what Gudazi experienced after returning to Hakoniwa.

"Speaking of which, Lord Demon King, are you planning to do something big again when you return to Hakoniwa?"

"What the hell, can't I be a hobby and live a peaceful life."

"I believed this before, but I don't believe it now."

"Young man, it seems that you are very brave."

"I'm super brave, okay?"

.........

In the nameless community, Gudazi and Shizaiye chatted, and after sharing some recent gossip news, Gudazi proposed on a whim:

"Let's hold an event!"

"what.....?"

"New activities, guaranteed to be exciting enough!"

"..."

The three problem children looked at each other in a daze, as if they were caught in some super troublesome matter again.

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Chapter 3

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"What, you said you want to hold a "PUBG Mobile" battle royale event? "

"Yes, yes, what do you think of the green algae head?"

"Considering your appellation, I think it is necessary to let you feel the fear of battle royale first."

"Boss, I was wrong!"

Gudazi who immediately surrendered and admitted her mistake, but she was happy for a while, and always had a good time, anyway, it was her Gudazi who refused to change after repeated admonitions!

Putting aside the important "Chaldea" cross-border portal construction plan, the Enlightened One asked strangely:

"Why did you suddenly have such a strange idea?"

"Because you see, the "Nero Festival" has already been held before, and there have been tournaments and battles in Hawaii, so it's just right to hold a new battle royale event. "

"no......"

Some speechless enlightened ones rubbed their foreheads. He hadn't finished the work at hand, but this gurgler ran over and made a fuss again. It hurts his stomach.

"No matter how you look at it, you should take a peaceful rest for a while, right? How can there be activities that are held one after another."

"You mean to let me play around Hakoniwa?"

"Forget it... let's hold an event."

When I think of this Gudazi, it has the same personality as a husky. If you let her play around, I am afraid that the whole Little Garden will be demolished. It is better to spend some effort to make her happy and hold activities by herself.

However, since he agreed to Gudazi's "PUBG Mobile" battle royale plan, the Enlightened One is also ready to organize this event, otherwise, if this unlucky kid does it himself, I don't know what kind of ghost it will become.

"What type of battle royale do you want to host?"

"I don't know, I haven't thought about it, the kind of fun is held."