Help! I Have Become Enlightened

He beat the old master to death with random punches. Today, Gu Dazi is going to beat the green algae bastard in front of him with the Euler fist. It's just that the idea is good, but the reality is very real and cruel. For those who are old silver coins, Gudazi's attack is still too tender.

""Profound Meaning Shakya Tathagata Palm""

"What?"

Unbelievably, when the Enlightened One placed her right palm in front of her, all of Gudazi's attacks were immediately ineffective. Her attack, which was powerful enough to destroy the universe, was perfectly defended, as if her fist had hit cotton.

But Cotton has no way to resist this chaotic punch. It should be said that even if the universe stands in front of him, it will be shattered by one blow. That's why the Enlightened One didn't use the conventional defensive skill "Enlightenment of the Bodhi Tree" to block it, because there is no defense at all. live.

Finding that the attack had failed, Gudazi, who didn't believe in evil, launched attacks one after another. She waved both hands very quickly. Although she used ordinary hand-to-hand attacks, the destructive power of each blow could destroy When it reaches the level of a universe, then it will not be a situation that any being can ignore, not even the enlightened one.

"Ola Ola Ola——!"

"Well~ Mu Da Mu Da Mu Da——!"

It is very in line with Gudazi's mouth hi. When this guy hammered himself madly with the Ola God Fist, Jue Zhe got up wryyyyy like a DIO, and used his palm without missing a beat. Euler took over for the defense.

After a fist of Ola, Gu Dazi, who was so tired that he was only half breathed, cursed angrily while panting:

"You are too rogue, how can you defend yourself by rubbing the universe with your bare hands!"

"The palm of the Enlightened One is the end of the "world", if you don't accept it, hit me. "

"provoke......"

Facing the ridicule of the old silver coin in front of him, Gu Dazi only has MMP left besides MMP. Every punch that this green algae bastard took on him just now rubbed an empty universe on his hand as a barrier out of thin air To defend, the power of Gudazi's every punch can destroy a universe, so the enlightened one uses exactly the same level to carry out perfect defense, which can be called the cheapest.

""Dimension Hedge""

The old punches just use light cannons, which is a common method of fighting. Under the shameless perfect defense of the Enlightenment, Gu Dazi directly rubbed the light cannons.

The powerful and destructive light cannon alone has no meaning to the enlightened ones, so Gudazi adopted an effective dimension to attack the light cannons, which actually has no effect on the enlightened ones. Because the green algae head bastard in front of him is free to upgrade and reduce his dimension, the dimension strike doesn't work for him, but...

"Catch my dimensional impact with an infinite radius of 20 billion!"

Naturally, a single-dimensional strike will not have any effect on the enlightened person, but if a different dimension is used to collide and strike, it must be that the green algae head cannot maintain its own stable existence, Gudazi who has this idea Apart from anything else, it is light cannon hedging and dimension collision.

"Hey~ It's a good idea, but——it's still too young."

"Nani!"

The situation was completely unexpected by Gu Dazi. The Enlightened One had no intention of avoiding this dimensional impact at all. He just let the attack hit himself, and then saw a very wonderful picture. The Enlightened One himself was like a mirror in water. Usually, the left hand becomes a line, the right hand is a two-dimensional graphic painting, and the face and body become modern artworks just like Picasso's abstract paintings.

"When did you get the feeling that I can't exist in multiple dimensions at the same time?"

"Fuck...you are a dog...you must be a dog!"

"Sorry, I am Buddha."

"Buddha, my lord!"

Another punch hit the cotton, and Gu Dazi was so depressed that he couldn't speak. The agreed-upon showdown turned into a scene of fishing in troubled waters without funds, which made people vomit blood.

It would be great if you can have a good fight with each other, but fighting against the Enlightened One is completely irritating. Gu Dazi is powerless and extremely aggrieved. The same blood and aura will do, but what is this?

Gudazi, who was so angry that she couldn't think about it, simply didn't want to think about it. She lost her temper and roared angrily:

"One strike decides the outcome, either you die or you die!"

"Do you want me to die anyway?"

"Stop talking nonsense and watch the trick!"

The evil beast roared, and in the endless void, Gudazi rushed directly towards the Enlightened One. This is her highest and strongest esoteric trick.

"Eat me self-detonation attack, green algae head bastard!"

"You are also a great hero!?"

"It's up to you! Stella——!!"

"and many more---"

The enlightened one who was a little flustered for the first time, but at this time Gudazi has arrived in front of him. Our chaotic evil has never been too much nonsense and less beeping. Today, if it wants to self-destruct, it will self-destruct, and we don’t even bother to say more sensational words After saying a few words, he directly detonated his beast body as a bomb.

"The loser eats the dust, bastard!"

With a low growl from Gudazi, she pressed the self-explosion switch mercilessly. She didn't know if she could blow up this green algae bastard to death, anyway, Gudazi was going to run away first.

It was "BeastⅦ" who blew herself up, so what's the matter with her?Slamming the evil human body into the past to carry out a suicide attack, while Gu Dazi himself escaped from the teleportation and left in an instant. No matter what she said, she had to let this hateful green algae bastard suffer a good loss.

Breaking away from the animal body, teleporting people from the void dimension and returning to Hawaii in one go, Gudazi can still see the dimensional shock that is about to erupt in this endless void when his eyes are left. I hope that green algae-headed bastard will not be so easily He died, but he deserved it if he died.

The merciless Gudazi directly said yes, and in the blink of an eye, she teleported herself back to the singularity in Hawaii, and saw Matthew, Lilith, Da Vinci and the others with surprised faces around her, asked indifferently:

"Why, were you taken aback by my sudden appearance?"

"No... that, senior... there are evil spirits behind you..."

"Um!?"

Reminded by the words of the kind Matthew, Gudazi clearly felt a capitalized word "Danger" appeared on her head, but before she could turn her head away, a big hand had already firmly held it down. He grabbed Gudazi's head and grabbed her like a ball.

""The loser eats the dust", it's quite exciting~ It seems that you should feel the warning of JO's ambulance. "

"That... I think we have something to talk about."

"Hehe...what do you think?"

After twisting Gudazi's head and making her turn 180 degrees, the Enlightened One pointed to the hair on his head. The hair color, which was as emerald green as a bodhi leaf, is now burnt black. It is obvious that Gudazi blew himself up. The attack has an effect, um... although the effect is to add 100% anger value to the awakened one.

At this moment, Gudazi was silent, and the enlightened person smiled as usual, but with a wave full of killing intent, and then he twisted Gudazi away, no one dared to ask, no one dared to stop, a capitalized battle When tragedy strikes.

..............

"That's it, it's over."

After seeing off the two invited masters, Jesus and Buddha, the Enlightened One glanced sideways at Gudazi. This guy is now full of baldness, and he looks more like a Buddha than him. The price of death.

The activities in Hawaii should be over by now, but Heizhen seems to have been misled by Gu Dazi this time, and devoted herself to creating comics about giant heroes fighting monsters, but she still got a good result.

"The matter here is almost done, come back to Hako Garden with me and continue working."

"Hey! Don't we need to continue to conquer the belt of strange news?"

Faced with the big bump that was beaten out by the enlightened person with the Buddha's warning, and still applying ice cubes to the big bump on his head to reduce swelling, Gudazi asked a little strangely, didn't she want to help Gudav? Guys to deal with the Lostbelt issue?

"That's not necessary. I asked you to help him to prevent him from awakening into "BeastⅦ" due to accident. Who knows that the game of the heavenly father has already poked this basket. "

"Let Gu Dafu solve the Mystery Belt next, and I will lend him the "Sacred King of Heavenly Wheel" when the time comes, so there is no need for you to bother. "

"Besides, according to the words of the heavenly father, it is time to let you return to Hakoniwa."

Although the enlightened person told all the truth, but Gudazi still looked confused after hearing it, she had no idea what those stinky bosses were planning, even though they didn't hide it Myself, but there are some words that even if I explain them all to Gudazi, she still can't understand them, the gap in IQ is too big.

"Don't ask too many questions. If you tell me, you won't understand. Go and say hello to the others, and then go back to each Jia to find each mother."

"Oh......"

It's true that I'm too lazy to spend more brain cells. Gu Dazi is going to take the opportunity to try harder to abduct. Now that all the heroic spirits have participated in this Hawaiian event, it would be a waste not to take this opportunity to lure a few heroic spirits back to me. , in a word.

"I want it all!"

Swimsuit Joan of Arc, Swimsuit Heizhen, Swimsuit Maeve, Swimsuit Ibaraki... Bewitched by all kinds of swimsuits and Onoko, Gudazi was very happy to participate in the end of this Hawaiian event Go, put aside worries and troubles, only Nuoko is the eternal truth.

On the other hand, Gudav, who was entrusted with a heavy responsibility, will continue to conquer the troubles of the Lost Belt, but after he awakened the power of "BeastⅦ", the Awakened One also lent him the "Sacred King of Sky Wheel". The journey will be much easier, just......

"Fujimaru, the event in Hawaii is coming to an end soon, let's try a wedding photoshoot~!"

"Ahhh—! No, no!!"

"What does it matter~ Anyway, it's just the difference between before and after. Fujimaru and I are destined to be together."

"Damn! Hateful! But—as the hostess of the underworld, Fujimaru's soul will be with me forever after death."

Lilith, who occupies the home court, and Ai Lei, who is not to be outdone, the eyes of the two women have already collided with sparks. This is the battlefield of love.

"Ha ha---!"

"Hoohoo!"

Gudav, who was squeezed in the middle by Lilith and Ai Lei, and hugged by two women with one hand, was in the very center of this terrifying Shura field, and now he could only forcefully smile.

"Haha...how about we go together..."

"I found it! It's the master, and there are two vixen!!"

"What! It's so impure, mother won't allow it!!"

"Master...

As a result, before Gudav finished his words, he was discovered by the even more terrifying Chaldean night attack trio, and now they can only be lost and cannot escape.

Judging from the results, Gudaf still has a long way to go, and Gudazi expressed envy, jealousy and hatred.

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"Hmm... I feel a little bit reluctant all of a sudden."

"What? Could it be that you and Gudaf still have a bond?"

"No."

Gudazi waved her hand to indicate that you, the enlightened one, don't talk nonsense, she squinted her eyes and thought:

"I haven't been kidnapped in CBA yet, and I heard that there is a nice-looking old lady from Group A in the third strange news. I'm still quite big...not as good~!"

"You want to be a tauren chieftain?"

"What kind of tauren! It's so ugly, I like the old lady Jie and her husband at the same time, isn't that okay!"

"Okay, but I don't have time to mess around with you. If you want to engage in abduction work, let's talk about it later when you have time."

Gu Dazi, who is greedy for her body and expresses that she wants everything, Jue Zhe is carrying her to pack up the rest of the things, and then prepare to go back to Xiaoting Garden.

"Ah, are you leaving?"

"That's right, after you guys have solved the troubles in the Belt of Obscurities, come to Little Garden to play when you have time."

After going to the hotel to say hello to Gu Dafu and the others, everyone now knows the identity of the Enlightened Being. Although this encounter is very strange, it is not surprising that anything happened during the summer activities, so I don’t care so much up.

"With a place full of gods, Buddhas and heroes, Hakoniwa sounds very interesting."

"Yes, if you want to come, the "Sacred King of Heavenly Wheel" will take you over. "

"Definitely come after we've sorted out the trouble with the Lost Belt."

"See you then."