Help! I Have Become Enlightened

"This baby can't be aborted, but I think it can kill you. Do you think it's okay to have a new life and solve the problem fundamentally?"

"no!"

Seeing Bajie's miserable appearance, the monkey couldn't help ridiculing and bullying her, but at this time, Sanzang, the captain of our westward team, stood up and spoke to solve the problem.

"I just asked the king of the Daughter Kingdom, and he said that he drank the water from the Zimu River. Only the water from the Luotai Spring can dissolve the pregnancy. The Luotai Spring is located in the Poer Cave on Jieyang Mountain. people occupy it."

"True Immortal Ruyi? I seem to remember that he is the brother of the Bull Demon King. Although I haven't met him, I've heard his name mentioned by the old cow."

The monkey who heard the news thought for a moment, then said:

"In that case, I'll go to Xieyang Mountain for a while. I'm familiar with the matter, and it won't be troublesome to fetch some fetal spring water."

"Okay, I'll leave this to you."

After exchanging a few words, the monkey didn't waste any time, and flew towards Jieyang Mountain on the somersaulting cloud. If it didn't go faster, maybe the sow with a big belly would really give birth to a litter down.

It didn't take much time, Sun Wukong flew to Jieyang Mountain in a blink of an eye, but before he could find where Poerdong was, he saw a Taoist rolling on the ground in pain, don't ask why it was pain and not something else The reason is because it is clear at a glance from the expression on his face that the beast ancestors opened their mouths and closed their eyes.

The monkey felt strange, so he landed beside the Taoist and asked:

"Brother, what's wrong with you? You look like a bitch about to give birth in pain."

"I go....."

Before swearing the words "Nima's" at the back, the Taoist was rolling in pain again. The monkey couldn't bear to watch it, but he punched the man on the head and knocked the Taoist unconscious. relieved his pain.

Naturally, people can’t ask questions after fainting. When the monkey saw a small stream next to Jieyang Mountain, he threw the Taoist into the water and rinsed it. After being soaked in the cold stream, the Taoist woke up. come over.

But it seems that the pain is still there. The Taoist grinned his teeth in pain. The monkey saw this and asked:

"Brother, is it still hurting? How about I beat you unconscious again, and it should be fine if you do it again."

"do not......"

Fearing that he would be beaten to death by the violent monkey in front of him, the Taoist hurriedly refused to deny it, and asked:

"Who are you, why did you come to my Xieyang Mountain?"

"Strange, I still want to ask who are you? Why are you rolling on the ground in pain like a pussy?"

"Hmph! I am the Ruyi True Immortal of Jieyang Mountain. I can do whatever I like, can you control me?"

"Coincidentally! I am Sun Wukong, the brother of the Bull Demon King, and I happened to come to Xieyang Mountain to find the old cow's younger brother, Ruyi Zhenxian."

"Forehead......"

At this moment, the word "Shame" was painted on his face in capital letters, but the person who came was his own brother, and True Immortal Ruyi didn't care whether to be ashamed or not. His attitude immediately became humble and respectful:

"It turned out to be my elder brother, the Great Sage Equaling Heaven, but my younger brother is blind and didn't recognize it. I'm rude, I'm rude."

"You still don't want to be polite. I think you must have been bullied by your miserable appearance. Let me see what happened. If you are unreasonable, you deserve it. But if the other party is unreasonable, then I will help you." Come back for justice."

The monkey speaks bluntly without being long-winded. Seeing that there is a big brother who is willing to help him vent his anger, the real fairy Ruyi directly talks about things without hiding his clumsiness.

"Little brother, although I am not a good person, I also know how to do business fairly. I took advantage of the Luotai Spring in Jieyang Mountain, and made a special trip to ask for some benefits from those who passed by the daughter's country and accidentally drank the water from the Zimu River. I just want to do this business without capital."

"But I never thought that the female devil who is around here, she ran to me today indiscriminately to Jieyang Mountain, and she came to find trouble with my little brother and me. I couldn't talk about this, so I just talked to that female devil. Hit the head."

"But my little brother accidentally fell into her tricks when he was fighting with that female devil, and it hurts so much!"

After hearing the words of True Immortal Ruyi, the monkey thought about Yifan and asked about it.

"You deserve to be beaten for doing this business without capital, but from what you said, it seems that the woman who came to your door came for other reasons."

"It seems that you are very familiar with the woman who called the door. What is the origin of the female devil you are talking about?"

"Brother, you don't know something, but the origin of this female devil is very powerful."

True Immortal Ruyi was about to contemplate his tone, when he saw the expression on the monkey's face that he would beat you up any more, and immediately made it clear in a few words.

"The female devil is a scorpion spirit. She lives in the Pipa Cave of the Poisonous Enemy Mountain near the Xiliang Women's Country. Although I haven't dealt with her much, everyone knows her name. "

"Huh? Such a big reputation!?"

"Of course, brother, you may not know that this scorpion spirit once listened to Buddhist scriptures in Daleiyin Temple. At that time, Tathagata pushed her casually, and she turned around and stabbed Tathagata with a poisonous stake. Tathagata was in pain. Unbearable, I summoned Vajra to take her."

"In the end, this scorpion spirit fled to the vicinity of the Daughter's Country for some reason, and no one came to arrest her. The life is very nourishing, and she is a lawless female devil here."

"Originally, the female devil and I would not interfere with the water in the well. I don't know why she came to my brother's cave today, beat me and seized my territory."

The monkey listened to the praise and was amazed, the scorpion spirit actually stabbed the Tathagata Buddha, but it is an extraordinary character, it sounds like a very tricky guy, the monkey is ready to investigate the situation first.

"Where is the female devil now?"

"It should be in my hole, but brother, you have to be careful, the poisonous stake of the female devil's horse is pierced, and it hurts so much."

"Don't worry, I'll go find out."

After asking from Immortal Ruyi where the Po'er Cave is, the monkey went straight to the door. He didn't rush to find something, but he turned into a mosquito and slipped past the Po'er Cave without a sound. .

There is nothing to say about Ruyi Zhenxian's Poerdong, but seeing a beautiful woman with beautiful skin and greasy skin sitting on a stone bench, the appearance of moaning and sighing is strange, but this woman should be the female devil, The scorpion is fine.

Just when the monkey was wondering why the scorpion spirit didn't stay in his cave, and why he came here to snatch the place of Ruyi Zhenxian, he heard the scorpion spirit shaking his head and sighing.

"Fengyuemo, Fengyuemo, how can you be so unlucky to be bullied by a mouse."

"But the mouse didn't stay in its own bottomless pit, so what happened to my Pipa Cave to snatch my cave?"

"It's just that I didn't expect that mouse to hide so deep, I really didn't expect her ability to be so powerful, and I was not her opponent..."

Hearing the scorpion spirit talking to himself, the monkey understood a little bit about the situation. The female demon head of feelings ran to the real fairy Ruyi because her cave was robbed by someone, and robbed her neighbor's house.

The name of the scorpion spirit is Fengyuemo, and I heard that the mouse in her mouth should be a monster that the scorpion spirit knows, but I don’t know what kind of grievance relationship they have, so the monkey thought about it and just changed back to its original shape and showed up .

"Who!?"

"Don't shoot your own people, no—speak up if you have something to say, don't be impulsive."

The sudden appearance of the Monkey King startled the scorpion spirit. After a monkey who was not good at skin corrected his slip of the tongue, the Fengyue Demon was vigilant and was about to make a move. He introduced himself:

"I'm just a passer-by who wanted to fetch some water from the fetal spring. I was a little curious when I heard you talking to yourself just now, girl, so I couldn't help showing up and asking, who is the mouse in your mouth?"

"It's none of your business, get out!"

The merciless scorpion spirit, for the uninvited guest in front of her, she did not take out a weapon to beat him, which is already very face-saving. If Fengyuemo had not suffered a big loss from the mouse in her mouth, she would not be so cautious.

"Don't say that~" Monkey had a hippie smile on his face, but he sat directly opposite Scorpion Jing, and boasted:

"Girl, you have a great reputation. You can still live well after piercing Buddha's hand. I'm really curious about what kind of mouse can make you deflated, girl?"

"Humph!"

Pained by the monkey's words, Scorpion Jing's face was very unfriendly. Seeing that Fengyue Demon was about to hit someone, Monkey King seemed to think of it and said:

"Speaking of which, the True Immortal Ruyi of Xieyang Mountain is the younger brother of the Bull Demon King. Although the old cow is not very good-natured, he has made quite a few brothers. Girl, you are not afraid of offending others to snatch the True Immortal Ruyi. Dongfu."

"I dare to pierce the hand of the Tathagata Buddha, what is a mere bull devil!"

"You can't say that~"

Hearing the stern words of the scorpion spirit, the monkey chuckled and refused to give up the human sarcasm.

"The Tathagata Buddha wants to save face if he doesn't surrender to you. No matter how you say it, the Buddha can't be serious with a monster or a woman, but the Bull Demon King and his brothers are all cruel and terrible demon kings. Normal thing."

"Miss, you think you are high, but you were bullied by a mouse. No matter how powerful the mouse is, it can't be as powerful as the Bull Demon King and others, right?"

Choked by the monkey's repeated words, the scorpion spirit slapped the stone table and stood up with glaring eyes:

"What do you know? That mouse is extremely capable and cunning. I can escape from Lingshan by piercing the Tathagata Buddha's hand. It is thanks to that mouse!"

"Oh?"

The more she listened, the more interested she became. Under Sun Wukong's expression of "you're going to tell me, I'm listening", Fengyue Mo lost her anger a lot and told what she knew.

"The mouse is a golden-nosed and white-haired mouse spirit. She ate the fragrant flowers and precious candles of the Tathagata Buddha in Lingshan and became a spirit. Originally, this mouse was treacherous and cunning and acted cautiously. She had been stealing sesame oil in Lingshan without being discovered. "

"As a result, on the day I pierced the Tathagata Buddha's hand, there was a commotion in Lingshan. I accidentally let the mouse steal the sesame oil. In the end, most of the gods, Buddhas and Bodhisattvas went to capture the mouse, so I to escape."

"Strange."

The monkey felt that this was a bit strange, so he asked the scorpion spirit directly:

"Why did you prick the Buddha's hand without much effect, but instead everyone ran to catch mice?"

"Do you think it's the Buddha being stabbed by the scorpion that matters more, or the so-called Pure Land of Paradise in the Western Paradise that slipped into the rat?"

"Okay, I understand..."

Needless to say the scorpion spirit, the monkey probably already understood it. The Tathagata was pierced by the scorpion spirit. It can also be said that it was the Buddha’s carelessness, and this monster was bold; but in the Western Paradise Pure Land that was promoted by Buddhism, it was eaten by a mouse that sneaked in. Sesame oil, this is a shame.

At this point in the conversation, the monkey frowned and thought about it, and asked:

"Girl, since you know that mouse, why did she come and snatch your cave?"

"How do I know, besides, the mouse and I don't have a good relationship. It's not a day or two since she blamed me for causing a riot and the incident of stealing sesame oil came to light."

"All right......"

It was useless to continue asking. The monkey took some spring water from Luotai Spring and brought it back for the sow to drink, but he sighed casually.

"Speaking of which, the mother-child river water is miraculous. People who drink it immediately conceive for ten months. Women, men and monsters cannot avoid it. It is a great wonder in the world."

The speaker had no intention, but the listener had intentions. After the monkey took the water from the birth spring and left the hole, the scorpion spirit thought about it impurely. She had a bold idea!

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Chapter 6 Classic Re-engraving

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After the monkey retrieved the Luotai Spring, Bajie’s calamity finally came to an end. She couldn’t wait to drink the life-saving spring water, and the big belly that looked like she was pregnant in October immediately calmed down and disappeared. Bajie didn’t need it either. I was afraid that I would give birth to a litter.

"Okay, saved!"

"Since there is nothing wrong, let's continue on our way tomorrow."

Thanks to the cheering Bajie, Sanzang announced the itinerary without joy or sorrow.

Because Bajie accidentally drank the mother-child river water, the trip was delayed. Sanzang saw that the sow was already well anyway, so it was important not to waste time on the road.

In this daughter country, apart from Bajie being unlucky, she has not been hindered by other things. It is impossible for the daughter king to fall in love with Sanzang who is also a woman, let alone the monkey Monkey King, so after signing the After Sanzang brought the official documents of the Tang Dynasty, the group of people had to go to the next place immediately.

Having said that, in the original Journey to the West, when the male Tang Seng passed through the Daughter Country, he was kept by the Daughter King and wanted to marry him. Being captured by the scorpion spirit, she also wanted to marry him.