Help! I Have Become Enlightened

After going through a lot of hard work, Sun Wukong and the others finally invited the Pleiades Star Officer to kill the scorpion spirit, but Tang Seng was abducted later, and another female monster came to marry him. The peach blossom luck that waits for many disasters is also a wonderful work.

Other monsters who captured Tang Seng wanted to eat Tang Seng's flesh to live forever, and those female monsters who captured Tang Seng also wanted to "eat" Tang Seng. Although the meaning is different, it can be said to be quite powerful.

But when Tang Seng became a Sanzang and a man became a woman, he didn't have to worry about luck, and he didn't have to worry about being robbed by a female fairy along the way.

The journey was worry-free. After leaving the Daughter Country, Sanzang and the others were not going to delay any longer and went directly to Lingshan, but they didn't expect to run into another accident on the way just after departure. It was a very strange thing.

On the way, Sanzang and the others came across two women fighting. It is not uncommon for two women to fight, but if it is two flying female elves fighting in the sky, and both of them still have big bellies, then it would be so strange. up.

At this moment, the monkey was shocked. She was not surprised because the two women had any scandals with him, and the big belly had nothing to do with him, but there was one of the women that the monkey knew, and she was the scorpion spirit from yesterday. , Fengyue Demon.

Seeing the scorpion spirit fighting with another woman, and the fight was quite brutal, the monkey probably understood what happened. The woman who was fighting with the Fengyue demon in the sky should be the mouse she was talking about.

The monkey guessed that the scorpion spirit had suffered a loss in the hands of the mouse spirit before, so the resentment in his heart was still there and he wanted to get back his position, so he simply used the mother-child river to do something. Although he didn't know what the scorpion spirit had done, But as soon as the mother-child river enters the river, she will be pregnant in October, and the woman will have a baby if she drinks it.

Originally thinking that one more thing would be better than one less thing. Seeing the two female fairies fighting, the monkeys closed their eyes and pretended not to see it, but Sanzang did not just sit idly by. She drew out her sword, and the sword energy swept across the two fighting monsters. The women separated and waited for the two fairies to stare at them angrily. Sanzang said:

"The two girls have some deep hatred that requires this fight. It's not good to hurt each other with swords and swords. Is there anything that we can't talk about?"

"Besides, even if you don't think about you, you have to think about the fetus in the womb. If you hurt the child, it is a serious sin."

"!!!"

"!!!"

It’s okay if you don’t open your mouth, as soon as Sanzang’s words came out, the gunpowder barrels were detonated immediately, and the scorpion spirit and the mouse spirit came here with gnashing teeth, looking at their expressions, they wanted to swallow Sanzang alive.

Seeing that things were not going well, the monkey stopped pretending to be a deaf-mute, and immediately stepped forward to act as a peacemaker to persuade him:

"You two girls, don't do anything, just talk if you have something to say!"

"It's you monkey again!?"

She recognized the scorpion spirit from Monkey King at a glance. She was busy fighting with the mouse spirit before and didn't pay attention, but now she realized that it was a familiar face.

"Madam Fengyue, didn't you snatch Xieyang Mountain from True Immortal Ruyi? Why are you in this state now?"

As soon as he showed up, he quickly changed the subject and asked the monkey, and the words of transferring hatred were quite accurate, so that the two women, the scorpion spirit and the mouse spirit, immediately glared at each other again.

"Fengyuemo, you bitch! Hand over the water from the birth spring to me!!"

"Hmph! I have already destroyed the birth spring, without a single drop of water."

"Heh! You poisonous scorpion, you have such a vicious heart!"

"You stinky mouse, you still have the guts to call me!?"

The two women started to fight again after a disagreement, at this time Sanzang also interjected inappropriately, persuading:

"If you have something to talk about, be careful not to move your tires."

"I'm going, you're here to make trouble..."

Seeing the two women who were almost beaten up on the spot by Sanzang's words, Houzi was really tired, he didn't want to get involved in this matter at all.

However, as if he had already stepped into the mud, it was impossible to get out of his body, so after a lot of effort, the monkey finally persuaded the two troublesome women, the scorpion spirit and the mouse spirit, to break away, and Understand the cause of the matter.

Not too long ago, just yesterday when Sun Wukong retrieved the Falling Taiquan in Jieyang Mountain, Fengyuemo had a bad idea because she was inspired by a word from Monkey Wuxin.

The mouse who drove the scorpion spirit away from the Pipa Cave in the Poisonous Enemy Mountain was called Mrs. Diyong. , she is one of them.

This mouse was caught stealing sesame oil in Lingshan, and was later captured by Li Jing, the king of Tota. In order to survive, he worshiped Li Jing as his adoptive father and recognized Nezha as his elder brother, so he escaped the crime and survived. I have to say that this mouse is still alive. clever.

But, it was a comfortable life to recognize a god as a godfather and live as a monster in the world, but for some reason, Mrs. Diyong ran out of her bottomless pit and snatched the pipa hole of the scorpion spirit, which caused a lot of trouble. Fengyuemo felt resentful towards the mouse.

Therefore, after being defeated by Mrs. Diyong, Xiezi made a living and secretly extradited the water from the Zimu River to the water source of Pipa Cave, her original cave, so that Mrs. Diyong accidentally drank the water by mistake, and was directly hit by the water. The grand prize comes in October of pregnancy.

You must know that the gods and monsters themselves are a system that is invulnerable to the five poisons, and only monsters like scorpion spirits that become spirits from poisons can take effect on the gods and humans. The pests of the epidemic are full of poison, but they don't eat the poison of scorpion essence.

In the end, I don't know what kind of fetish this mother-child river water is. Men and women will become pregnant after drinking it, so Mrs. Diyong, who has been tricked, suddenly has a big belly.

Madam Diyong didn't even need to think to know that it was Scorpion's capable work that she became this kind of virtue, so she went to Jieyang Mountain aggressively, in order to make Fengyue Demon look good, and more importantly, she had to get pregnant The spring water comes to wipe away the pregnancy on the body.

The mouse spirit can think of this situation, and the scorpion spirit can think of it even more, so Fengyue Demon completely destroyed the Luotai Spring one step ahead of time, and when Mrs. Diyong came to Jieyang Mountain, Poerdong was nowhere to be seen. understood.

Is it possible to see this scene?The life-saving spring is destroyed, it's like someone disassembled your SSR in front of you, and Mrs. Diyong, who has a big belly, is even more angry when she hears the sarcasm and ridicule from Fengyue Demon On the spot, he raised his two swords and slashed at the scorpion in front of him.

Fengyuemo originally thought that Mrs. Diyong's combat power would be greatly weakened after she fell into his vicious plan, but who would have thought that this mouse spirit would be completely enraged and burst into seed, but the scorpion spirit would not be able to support it. It's where things are most exciting.

I don't know if it was because of incompetence and rage that he wanted the scorpion spirit to become like himself, or because he wanted to obtain the birth spring water from the scorpion spirit. Mrs. Diyong forced her to the Zimu River when she was chasing Fengyue Demon nearby, and then kicked the hapless banshee into the river with a jio.

The boat capsized in the gutter, and after being kicked into the Zimu River by Mrs. Diyong, Fengyue Demon also got the same trick. One more was added.

As the saying goes, when is it time to retaliate, if you take revenge on me, I will take revenge on you too, the result... the mutual revenge of the two women means that everyone will end up with a big belly, which is simply too real.

After understanding the situation from the beginning to the end, the monkey didn't know what to say anymore, had nothing to say?No.....It's like holding back what I want to complain about, but I just don't know how to utter it. A thousand words can only be summed up as:

"I have to admit, you two are stronger."

The scorpion spirit and the mouse spirit are really invincible, and they can just be a pair of good friends who kill each other and love each other, and give birth to a child together, why not do it together.

Regardless of the monkey's sincere admiration, Sanzang discovered something suspicious. After thinking about it, she simply asked directly:

"Speaking of which, the reason for this matter is that Madam Diyong, you have occupied the Pipa Cave of Moon Wind Demon, but don't you have your own Bottomless Cave?"

"This......."

The mouse spirit hesitated to answer, but the scorpion spirit said angrily:

"I'm going to blame you, you stinky mouse, for talking about it. I'm not in conflict with you, and you came to rob my cave for no reason. You're doing it yourself!"

"Well, you bug still dare to say this! I lived a good life in Daleiyin Temple in Lingshan. If it weren't for the commotion caused by your troubles, I wouldn't be so unlucky. Besides, your poor place really thought I was Is it rare?"

"Then why did you come to rob my cave?"

"Humph---!"

Mrs. Diyong's tone was very displeased and disdainful, but she paused for a moment, and still spoke out about herself.

"What I'm about to say, don't be afraid."

"We are learners, we will not be afraid, please tell me."

Sanzang inquired, the monkey wrote a confession, the scripture learner went to the police mode, and the classic scenes were broadcast again.

"In my bottomless pit, a monster appeared."

"Which one is the monster?"

"It's not who, it's a monster whose painting style is completely different from ours!"

The monkey thought, quickly drew with a pen on the conjured paper, and then pointed the picture at Mrs. Diyong. What was drawn on the paper was a man with a green head. Although the mouse spirit didn't know who he was, it must be The monster in the eyes of the monkey is right.

But this is obviously wrong, Mrs. Di Chung continued to provide eyewitness information.

"It's not green on its head, that monster has big eyes."

Quickly casting the spell, the monkey immediately drew a second piece of paper for Mrs. Diyong to see.

"It wasn't that tall, half the height of an average person, but it looked scary."

Chanting for the second time, the monkey immediately drew a third piece of paper for Mrs. Diyong to see.

"What about a human? It's standing up, not lying down, and it's not a dog!"

Then the monkey changed the painting in an instant. The standing monster was human-like but not a dog, so it was a pig. There happened to be a ready-made subject for drawing, so the ready-made portrait of Zhu Bajie was released.

"This... (hesitating to speak)"

Seeing Mrs. Diyong's helpless expression, Sanzang immediately understood. She directly took the paper from the monkey's hand and filled in the key parts. It's lacking, and just after adding this terrible thing, the monster on the painting is even more terrifying.

At the limit of reason, Mrs. Diyong collapsed instantly, and she said angrily:

"Monster! Do you know that kind of monster that looks scary, it's just a monster that feels cold in the heart at the first glance, and can't help but want to run away!"

Sanzang: "Understood, you continue."

Mrs. Di Chung: "That monster appeared in my bottomless pit. I didn't have time to react when it appeared suddenly. It just stared at me and drool. Although I don't know what this monster is, my intuition as a mouse is accurate. Yes, this monster is very dangerous, so I ran away immediately."

"As a result, the monster started chasing me, saying words that I couldn't understand at all, but my instinct told me to turn around and I was finished. I was like a mouse..."

Monkey: "Pfft~~~"

Mrs. Diyong: "What are you laughing at?"

Monkey: "I think of happy things."

Mrs. Diyong: "What happy event?"

Monkey: "My sow almost gave birth to a litter."

Sanzang: "Pfft~~~"

Mrs. Diyong: "What are you laughing at?"

Sanzang: "Ahem... my sow almost gave birth to a litter."

Mrs. Diyong: "The sows in your family are the same?"

Monkey: "Yes, yes!"

Unable to hold back, Sanzang and the monkey laughed at the same time, but Sanzang forced himself to slow down and explained:

"Ah! No, let's get down to business. Is the monster you just mentioned scary?"

"It's not a question of whether to scare people or not. It's really that kind, a rare kind, with big eyes like oranges and a smiling mouth. It just scares me."

"It's just that I ran too hastily that day, and the bottomless pit was too dark, so I didn't have time to see what this monster looked like."

Monkey: "Pfft~~~"

Mrs. Diyong: "You are too deceitful, I have tolerated you for a long time!"

Monkey: "My sow almost gave birth."

Mrs. Diyong: "You are obviously laughing at me, but you haven't stopped!"

Monkey: "Mrs. Diyong, we have experienced strict cultivation, no matter what we don't find it funny, if we really laugh, it's a joke."

Sanzang: "How about this, Mrs. Diyong, you go to the Pipa Cave and wait for our news. We will go to the Bottomless Cave to find out first, and we will inform you as soon as we have any progress."

Mrs. Diyong: "That's okay, you go and have a look, it's very dangerous, remember to call the powerful boss."

Mrs. Diyong walked forward, Monkey Sanzang grinned, and Mrs. Diyong came back suddenly, with only a serious expression on her face.

Monkey: "Madam Diyong, do you have anything to add?"

"........."