Help! I Have Become Enlightened

Immortals can do what they should do in the fairy world. If you like to be at ease, you can be at ease for the rest of your life. Don't try to interfere in the human world.

In the human world, human beings are the masters of their own affairs. Whether they respect Confucianism alone, or destroy Buddhism and suppress Taoism, it all depends on their own happiness.

The land boundary is still in charge of the underworld, but after the change of the rules of the road, the soul of a person will go directly to the underworld after death, and then judged by Yama in the Ten Temples.

It is actually a very beneficial thing for human beings to completely divide the three realms, but when the way of heaven is overturned, many people will die if the three realms collapse.

In short, I have to say that Confucius' plan is indeed very good. It is beneficial to himself and others, and it can also support Confucianism. It is simply amazing.

But...it won't work, for the enlightened beings, this is not possible.

To put it simply, I am about to complete the communist reform here. After you perform the operation of dividing the three realms, how can we achieve a communist society?

The precondition of communism is the industrial revolution. Without sufficient productivity and technology, human beings can only maintain the feudal system, and it is still the era of exploitation and oppression while eating human blood.

But now, whether it is a god or a monster, unite everyone, so that Journey to the West can directly leap forward to achieve the conditions for communist social reform. How can Confucius destroy this miracle.

"If it is according to Confucius' plan, mankind will probably have to live in a feudal society for more than 1000 years before it is possible to complete the transition to capitalism and achieve communism."

After hearing these words from the Enlightened One, Sanzang strengthened his determination and attitude without saying a word, and immediately said without hesitation:

"I understand, now let Confucianism be included in the purge list!"

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Chapter 4 Confucius' Grand Plan

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People review the past, live in the present, and pursue the future.

The historical development of human beings is just like the essence of human beings. From primitive society, slave society, feudal society, capitalist society, and socialist society, every social stage experienced is the survival of the fittest, and it has evolved from a bloody and barbaric society to a civilized one. modern society.

Human society evolves with the development of civilization, but there are exceptions to everything. For example, there are powerful external forces that hinder the development of civilization, and human society has remained unchanged for thousands of years.

Just like the well-known Western fantasy novels, when powerful gods and magicians and knights beyond ordinary people exist, human beings will instinctively worship and pursue the powerful, thus ignoring and being blocked the scientific civilization that makes the entire human society strong.

The status of gods and some people is based on powerful power. In order to maintain their position at the top of the pyramid, magic science that can allow ordinary people to have the power to kill gods will naturally be suppressed.

Just as guns cannot threaten the gods but nuclear bombs can, the gods who peep into the development of human civilization and threaten their own status will more or less not allow human beings to continue to develop as they wish.

The current Journey to the West is plagued by gods, Buddhas, and monsters. Although the human race occupies almost the entire Three Realms, it usually triggers a series of wars because of the salty and sweet tofu, let alone the race full of aliens. The ancient times when religious believers, different cultures, and nations competed for hegemony.

There are gods and Buddhas above, demons and demons around, and people who are free to fight life and death, and wars happen, and those who survive in troubled times have a sad life, who has the heart to make any inventions and creations.

If there is no accident, I am afraid that the human beings in Journey to the West will always maintain the form of feudal society. After all, if the gods high in the sky find that the people below have researched something that threatens their status, they will definitely be the first time. erase.

For this situation, Confucius’ solution was to cut off the three realms. This Confucius had his own desires, but it’s okay that he chose a good way out for the future of mankind. Perhaps there is no enlightened being to intervene. , the future of Journey to the West will become the current earth.

However, everything has advantages and disadvantages. Regarding the current situation of Journey to the West, the Enlightened One unceremoniously uses it. I heard that you have a lot of gods and monsters?That's just right, after the whole job, everyone will help me build socialism together, isn't that great.

Therefore, the feudal society itself is actually a capitalist society away from the communist society, but in this world full of gods and monsters, the problem of insufficient productivity has been fundamentally solved. Guys, it's because I have too much ability and can't find anything to do to make trouble all day long. Now they are all caught and clocked in for me to go to work.

The same consciousness, but divergence due to different paths, Confucius wanted to get rid of the shackles of heaven, cut off the connection of the three realms, and let people, gods, and ghosts live in separate realms from now on.

The idea of ​​the Enlightened Ones is to grasp and transform everything that exists today, and directly lay down the iron empire of the communist society. As long as the people have the power, no matter what kind of demons and ghosts they are, they can be arrested and educated and reformed.

But the way is different and does not conspire with each other. Confucius has the obsession with wanting to escape from the three realms. It is impossible for this Confucius to stop and give up the plan easily. So far... it has been brewing in secret for a long time The conspiracy against the sky surfaced.

.............

"Well, it doesn't feel so good..."

"Does this seem to be the case? Things are going badly!"

Sun Wukong and Sanzang, who saw the Enlightened One from the Water Curtain of Huaguo Mountain, knew the purpose of Confucius' actions, and most importantly...what kind of plan he planned to subvert the Three Realms.

When the hidden conspiracy surfaced, its huge structure had to surprise people. When did Confucius set up such an exaggerated big net?Perhaps only the founder of the Confucian school could have concocted such a conspiracy.

Some things learned from the mouth of the Enlightened One, one is the plan and purpose of Confucius. These monkeys already knew it when they met the Confucius, and the rest is just to distinguish the authenticity and feasibility from the Enlightened One. .

The second is the most important thing. Confucius wanted to achieve such a heaven-defying plan. At that time, the monkey wanted to ask, but he didn't say anything, and then he threw the monkey to Hezhou, Xiniu. Obviously he didn't want to expose it. own plan.

As a result, Confucius didn't want to reveal it, but it didn't hinder the tongue-twister of the Enlightened One, and the monkey and Sanzang both knew what Confucius wanted to do.

"I have told you some things before. People who are immortal officials in the heavenly court, the grassroots, middle-level, and even a few high-level officials. Most of the immortal officials left their names in the world during their lifetime. After they die, they will be killed by the heavenly court. He and the underworld are absorbed into the establishment and become gods of meritorious deeds, that is, civil servants."

"And these people did not practice Taoism or recite Buddhism before their lives. They are all Confucian scholars and officials who belong to the Confucian school and read the books of sages."

"So, if you ask who has the highest prestige among the three realms? It's neither the Jade Emperor in heaven, nor the Tathagata Buddha in the West, but Confucius, who is revered as a sage by thousands of scholars in the world."

"His words are more effective than the Jade Emperor's [-] heavenly soldiers and generals."

After the Enlightened One roughly told the monkey and Sanzang how awesome Confucius is in the three realms, he directly revealed the actions that Confucius wanted to perform.

"The Heavenly Court and the Underworld are important institutions for maintaining the order and balance of the three realms, just like the hands and feet extended from the Dao of Heaven. If the Heavenly Court and the Underworld are overturned and shattered, it is like a person who has lost his limbs will be unable to do anything."

"Originally, for the balance of the Three Realms to prevent one family from dominating, the Heavenly Court and the Underworld are basically controlled by the three schools of Confucianism, Taoism and Buddhism. There are a large number of people serving as civil servants in heaven and hell."

"It would be impossible for Confucianism to rebel and cause trouble in ordinary times. If Taoism and Buddhism are held together, there will be no big disturbances. In addition, it will not be possible if Buddhism and Taoism alone want to cause trouble. The reason is the same. Two parties to restrict one party."

"However... who would have expected that Confucius and Tathagata Buddha would have reached a consensus. If these two wanted to plan a conspiracy to subvert the Three Realms, if there were no accidents, it would really work for them."

"After the mastermind, Tathagata Buddha, disappeared, without the help of Buddhism, it would be impossible for Confucius alone to achieve the plan, so the conspiracy can only be temporarily shelved."

"It's just that everything is changeable... Who would have expected that Confucius would have the opportunity to achieve his plan because of my arrival."

"What!?"

Under the expressions of Sanzang and Houzi that they were all blamed on you, the Enlightened One didn't blush at all, and he said plausibly:

"What should come will come sooner or later. I just let it come a little bit earlier."

"Ah......"

The monkey looked like I believe you would be a ghost, Sanzang didn't make a statement, she seemed to be used to it, and the Enlightened One continued.

"Now, after a lot of troubles happened in Buddhism, Bodhisattva Ksitigarbha, who is the main person in charge of the [-]th hell of the underworld, has joined the revolution, and Buddhism basically has no right to speak in the underworld. Judges and civil officials are basically all born in Confucianism, so you understand."

"As for the heavenly court, there was actually no big problem before. As a result, after the war broke out in Beiju Luzhou, all the gods who could fight all went to the front to fight, and those who stayed in the heavenly court were basically useless. Civil officials with too much fighting power, but these people are all promoted to immortals after the death of Confucian officials, the reality is quite cruel."

"Originally, according to the original presuppositions of the two institutions of heaven and hell, if there is a problem with one party, it will not be a serious problem. At most, it will be possible to get over it with a bit of strength."

"But now... Buddhism is lying down, Taoism is busy, and Confucianism is grinding a trident to prepare for a heart-warming chill. Do you think that heaven and hell are not in the rhythm of a pill?"

After the hearer said this, it seemed that the Three Realms were indeed about to end, but after a careful analysis, the monkey was startled and said cursingly:

"I'm going! It seems that it's all the fault of you, teacher. The Bodhisattva of the Bodhisattva listened to your orders and arrangements, and the ancient gods of Luzhou in Beiju also listened to your words and confessed honestly... Teacher, are you right?" Already in collusion with Confucius!?"

"Although I want to say yes, it's really not true. It's just that the plans overlap slightly."

"No matter how I hear it, it feels like you did it on purpose?"

"It's just your illusion, who would deliberately ask for trouble."

After the Enlightened One kept talking, "I'm not, I haven't, don't talk nonsense," the monkey was too lazy to continue asking about it, so he asked instead:

"Then what should we do next? Why don't you ask the ancient gods in Beiju Luzhou to stop shaking hands with the Heavenly Court, and then punish Confucianism first?"

"Do you think that two people who have always had grievances and grievances are fighting in anger. What is the result of you going to persuade them to tell them the truth?"

"Probably will be regarded as a fool, and the person who persuaded the fight will be beaten up first."

"Yeah, so let's wait until the grumpy old buddy finishes fighting."

"I'll go.... When the fight between these two is over, the three worlds will be completely shattered!"

"Yes, so let's find a way to get this thing right now."

"Get it right..."

"Don't say that, people come up with solutions~"

Under the circumstances that the Enlightened One kept fooling and deceiving, Monkey could only participate in the discussion on how to solve the problem of Confucianism, and then he and Sanzang started their journey again.

"So the next goal is Journey to the West?"

"Yes, we must quickly pass the Journey to the West, go to the Xitian Daleiyin Temple to meet Venerable Ananda, and carry out a deep reform of Buddhism from the inside out."

This is the action plan that the Enlightened One arranged with Sanzang and the monkey after he explained the matter of Confucius clearly. At this time, magic should be used to deal with magic, and Buddhism should be used to deal with Confucianism.

Of course, there are still many things that are kept in the dark. Why didn’t Confucius implement his plan immediately, why did the Enlightened One make a big circle and let monkeys and Sanzang handle this matter, and let Buddhism deal with Confucianism? How to deal with it?Totally bewildering...

But there is no need to worry too much about this. Anyway, in the monkey's mind, his Mr. Green Algae Head is cunning, and he must be planning to do something malicious again, so continue to be a tool person with no feelings as always. .

Needless to say, after wandering around for a long time, the Journey to the West team gathered again, and the next destination was the Great Leiyin Temple in Xitian, but it didn't fly there directly, Journey to the West naturally had to go all the way past.

After leaving Che Chi Country, heading towards Xi Niu Hezhou to Xitian Lingshan, the next stop of the westbound team is to go to Xiliang Nuguo. This is a very famous episode in Journey to the West, and many people are familiar with the story. , that is, "Qujing Daughter Country".

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Chapter 5 Bold Ideas

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"pain....."

On the way to the Daleiyin Temple in Xitian, I rested in the palace of the Xiliang Daughter Kingdom, watching Bajie screaming incessantly with his big belly, the monkey and Sanzang were covered in black lines and had nothing to say.

"Let me tell you, you really dare to drink any kind of water."

"Isn't it just that I was thirsty and saw the cool water in front of me, but who knew the water was poisonous!"

"I think you are poisonous."

The monkey scolded the sow in front of him. When the group of them came to Daughter Country, Bajie was thirsty and mistakenly drank the water from the Daughter Country's Zimu River. Drinking this water would make her pregnant. It's just that the sow is screaming sadly with her big belly, and everyone else has to take care of her.

It sounds sad, but it looks very funny. Looking at Ba Jie's lame appearance clutching his belly, the monkey couldn't help joking:

"I see that your belly is so big, I'm afraid the baby will be born in a few weeks?"

"!!!"

"No!"

Hearing this, she was startled, followed by fear, Bajie's voice was trembling with fright, she didn't want to have children, if she became a sow and gave birth to a litter all her life, it would be even more terrifying after thinking about it.

The sow didn't want to have a baby, so she begged the monkey with tears and snot.

"Brother Monkey, use your invincible golden cudgel to think of a way, can you help me get rid of this fetus!"