Help! I Have Become Enlightened

"Quickly tell me! Is the man behind the scenes you mentioned really you, or how do you know so much?"

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Chapter 1

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Whether the Enlightened One is behind the scenes, of course it is!

Cough cough, but it refers to the behind-the-scenes manipulator who is preparing to carry out reforms in Journey to the West to create a harmonious human society and welcome a bright future. If you say that he is going to plan to subvert the three worlds, he is too lazy to do it. He is full and can't find it. to something to do?

However, for a substitute party like the Enlightened One who can go around the world of Journey to the West, it may be impossible to understand the feeling of being trapped in the three realms and not being free.

Therefore, there is a big man who planned a premeditated plan to subvert the Three Realms with Tathagata Buddha, but the plan was frustrated because of Tathagata Buddha's demise, and a new opportunity was found because of the war in Beiju Luzhou.

This is a situation that is difficult for people to understand. The original Tathagata Buddha's plan to subvert the Three Realms was to use Monkey King's hand to make troubles in the heavenly palace and destroy the underworld. scene.

But after the Tathagata Buddha, the main person in charge of guiding the westbound plan, passed away, the journey to the west accepted by the enlightened ones has completely turned into a missionary journey to spread the glory of communism and a mission to create a better future for mankind.

Without the leader of the Tathagata Buddha's plan, the conspiracy to subvert the Three Realms should have been shattered. However, it is intriguing to think about why new disasters reappeared because of the start of the Beiju Luzhou War.

It can even be said that no one in Journey to the West is aware that there is a mastermind behind the scenes who is preparing a plan to subvert the Three Realms, just like the surface of a lake before a storm, calm and peaceful.

No one knows, no one is behind, and only the big bosses like Taishang Laojun have understood the truth of some things, but it seems that Laojun himself is already facing a predicament and it is difficult to get out.

All the unknowns are intertwined with questions to form a mystery that is difficult to solve, and only the enlightened person knows the answer and the truth in this mystery, but when faced with the monkey's eyes seeking to solve the puzzle, the enlightened person is very confused. He made a furious remark.

"Although I know who the real mastermind is, I'm not going to tell you."

"........"

Resisting the thought of punching the bastard in front of him, the monkey took a breath to calm down the muddy horse in his heart, and said again:

"Okay, teacher, as long as you are happy, I have nothing to say, and I have nothing to ask."

"Haha~ Don't mind, I don't tell you who is behind the scenes because it's not the time yet."

"Could it be possible to wait until the time is ripe to highlight your master's ingenuity?"

"Of course not, I'm not that boring, it's just that I'm still in the negotiation stage."

"negotiation.....?"

The monkey was a little strange when he heard this. He thought for a while and asked:

"Why are you negotiating? Is it possible that, teacher, you also want to come to Buddhism to put down the butcher's knife and become a Buddha immediately?"

"I always feel that you don't know where to complain."

The monkey said that the Enlightened One wanted to persuade people to put down the butcher knife and become a Buddha immediately. Originally, he was right to do so as a Buddha, but he was full of sarcasm, which made people want to complain but didn't know how to say it.

But at this time, the Enlightened One is rare and didn't talk nonsense, he went on to explain:

"The so-called behind-the-scenes black hands are not necessarily enemies. They may just be people who have differences of opinion because of different positions."

"As long as it can be persuaded, it's the best. Fighting and killing will destroy the relationship and the environment."

"As long as we negotiate more, maybe we can be friends. Why do we have to fight?"

Obviously, the words are very similar to the words of the Buddha, but they don’t sound like a monkey, just like a person who usually solves problems and gets done, suddenly tells you to be a peace envoy, super strange, okay? .

Not to mention how the Jue Zhe, a guy who is usually done with fishing, has changed his temper. This Buddhist formula that a master is equal to a violent monk has penetrated into the monkey's brain, causing him to be very uncomfortable and asked:

"Shouldn't it be over if you don't look at the stick more? Why did it suddenly become so ink-stained this time?"

"Ugh......."

Regarding the monkey's question, the Enlightened One sighed and said earnestly:

"Do you think it's over if I don't want to do it?"

"Um... Teacher, what is this?"

"You think I want to be so insane, I have already started to do things that can be easily done in the past, but it is not easy to do!"

"Alas....."

Sure enough, this is the familiar taste. The monkey is very pleased with the incomparably true words of the Enlightened One. This is the green algae-headed old bastard he knows, but...

"Teacher, you are hesitant to negotiate. Could it be that you can't handle the black hand behind the scenes?"

"Fart! There is no fight here that I can't handle, but if the situation is urgent, let that person use the tactics of changing houses, and no one can take advantage of it."

"What does this... mean?"

The monkey was a little confused, so the Enlightened One gave him a blank look and answered:

"The home-changing tactic is a good strategy of a person named "Sea King". Its performance is to replace the opponent's home with all its strength, regardless of its own casualties, so as to achieve the result of victory. "

"Ah... I don't understand."

"It doesn't matter, you just need to remember that the house-changing tactic is a unique skill that the elder brother is good at. Once it is used, it will inevitably end in the end of your death, and it is difficult to defend against the enemy."

"Although I still don't understand it, it always feels so powerful."

"In short, in order to prevent the man behind the scenes from adopting the tactics of changing home, we should try our best to ease and stabilize the development now."

After some explanations from the Enlightened One, the monkey understood the seriousness of the problem. Anyway, in order to avoid being changed, he had to keep a low profile and wait for the army to rise up and crush the other party to death, right?

Of course, it is not simple in practice. Only the Enlightened One can understand the specifics. After understanding the general situation, Monkey King is still a little confused. He wondered about his son's inquiry:

"Then what should I do next? I don't even know who is behind the so-called subversion of the Three Realms. I should continue westward and leave it to the teacher to handle it."

"Of course not, since you already know about this situation, you might as well help me do coolies."

"provoke......"

As long as you see an enlightened being, there will always be no good things. This is an unchanging rule for monkeys. Either they will be tricked or caught as coolies. It is simply inhumane and inhumane.

After a free labor force was delivered to the door, the Enlightened One arranged the task with peace of mind. He ordered the monkey:

"The Heavenly Court's army is going to Beiju Luzhou, and the Taishang Laojun is inconvenient to move. Of course there is a reason for all this."

"The most convenient way to get in and out of the Heavenly Court is you, the Great Sage Equaling Heaven. The great sage conferred by the Jade Emperor himself is still very useful."

"You go to the Heavenly Court to see Taibai Jinxing, and say that Taishang Laojun came to reprimand you because of the Che Chiguo incident, and ask him to intercede with Taishang Laojun and help ease the relationship."

The listener seemed to want the monkey to go to heaven to help the old man go down to earth as a cover, but the monkey thought about it and asked a little strangely:

"Why didn't I go to see the Jade Emperor before, instead of going to see Taibai Jinxing, wouldn't it be better for the Jade Emperor to come forward?"

"You don't understand this. The Jade Emperor is the president of the Heavenly Court, and Laojun is the chief director of the Heavenly Court. The relationship between these two is good or bad, especially if they don't fight each other on some things. Harmonious."

"Uh......."

This sounds weird, but the monkey didn't care that much, he just acted like a errand tool man with no feelings.

After the Enlightenment had a general understanding of the matter, the monkey did not delay any further. He first rode somersault cloud back to the westbound team, and informed Sanzang of the general situation. Sanzang continued to lead the team to the west, while the monkey went straight to the heavenly court to complete the tasks ordered by the Enlightened One.

After coming to the Heavenly Court this time, I used to see the four heavenly kings guarding the Nantian Gate had already gone out with the army, and most of the gods who wielded powerful supernatural powers were gone, and now they all ran to Beiju Luzhou to participate in the battle up.

It is rare to see such a situation in the heavenly court, it becomes much more empty all of a sudden, the gods are gone and only the fairy palace is left.

That's the way it is said...but in fact there are still a lot of immortals staying here. Monkeys visit the immortal officials who are busy with their work. These people are usually completely low-key and busy with the work at hand. Compared with the famous gods, they really seem very insignificant.

It was only after those big-name gods in the Heavenly Court were busy going to Beiju Luzhou to fight, that the important foundation layer of Duanduan Court was revealed. No matter in the sky or on the ground, it has always been hardworking and hard-working people that support the world.

Immediately!The monkey seems to understand something, no wonder the Enlightened One has a headache about the tactics of changing homes...Emotions really make people's brains hurt.

For the time being, don’t talk about it, and don’t think much about it. After the monkey stopped a fairy official and asked him where the Taibai Jinxing was, he immediately went to see the right-hand man of the Jade Emperor, who is also an important fairy in Taoism. .

When seeing Taibai Jinxing, the old man with white beard was still playing chess leisurely with Yuelao. After seeing the arrival of Monkey King, Taibai Jinxing still stood up politely and said respectfully:

"Great Sage Equaling Heaven, why are you looking for me, an old man, when you have time?"

"I'm not afraid of jokes~~~ I came here to ask Taibai Jinxing for your help. I beat up three monsters when my junior sister and I were passing through Chechi country. It seemed that I annoyed the Taishang Laojun, but he was sent down to earth by Laojun I scolded him angrily, which is very shocking."

"So I think Taibai Jinxing and you are colleagues with Taishang Laojun, so please help me to ask Laojun not to hate me, otherwise I will have to go around when I see Laojun in heaven."

"It turned out to be this matter..."

Taibai Jinxing couldn't help laughing. He helped his white beard and replied with a smile:

"It's not a big deal. I'll go to Laojun to intercede later. I think he won't care much about these things."

"That's all right! You really deserve to be the number one peacemaker in the Three Realms. I'll ask you to help me with this matter."

"Don't worry, old man, I will go to Laojun's place when I turn around."

"Thank you! Now that's the case, I can rest assured."

He came and went in a hurry, after the monkey ran to Taibai Jinxing and explained what the Enlightened One had ordered, he immediately ran away on somersaulting clouds, and the rest of Taibai Jinxing and Yue Lao looked at each other and talked.

"This great sage comes and goes like the wind, carefree."

"It's not good, it's running so fast, no amount of red rope can be tied to him."

"Old Yue, if the Great Sage hears your words, I'm afraid he will turn around and pluck out all your beards."

"Um...shouldn't it be?"

"I heard that the great sage's supernatural powers are extraordinary, maybe I have heard your tongue-twisting words."

"Here... this old man goes to take refuge first. If the Great Sage really hears and asks where this old man is going, you can say that Yuelao accidentally slipped and fell to the human world."

"Haha~ You should go and explain to the Great Sage yourself, I'll go to the Taishang Laojun first."

"You bad old man..."

It seems to be a quarrel between Taibai Jinxing and Yuelao. Taibaijinxing went to see Taishang Laojun to intercede for Sanzang and the others as a peacemaker, while Yuelao hurriedly hid because he was afraid that the monkeys would know what he was talking about. I can't see anyone when I get up, but... is it really that simple?

There are often deeper inside stories and meanings hidden in ordinary performances. Why did the Taishang Laojun need to find an excuse to cover up when he came down to earth, and the Enlightened One asked the monkey to see Taibaijinxing first? The words describe clearly.

The trip to the heaven was short and fast. After the message was conveyed to Taibaijinxing, the monkey who had just left the heaven received a message from the volunteer.

"Go secretly follow Yue Lao, this guy just said behind your back that you are destined to be lonely."

"what?!"

The monkey was stunned, what is this? Why did the style of painting suddenly distort when it was clearly a serious mission... No, this old dead moon dared to chew his own tongue behind his back!

The monkey immediately realized that the Enlightened One gave him a reasonable reason to follow old man Yue, and he would be confident even if he was discovered.

"Go to Nanyan Buzhou, to the ancient city of Shangqiu, where Yuelao, who talks about your lonely life, is there."