Help! I Have Become Enlightened

Surprised!Sanzang and Houzi couldn't open their mouths to answer for a while. The Taishang Laojun, who is a lover, knew about it a long time ago. Fortunately, he still pretended to be acting in secret, but in the end, his old self was exposed long ago, which is shameful.

But this question is not difficult to answer. The Enlightenment fisherman has never concealed the purpose of his actions. Instead, he left all the tedious business to Sanzang and the monkey to do it, because he wants to be a happy fisherman. ~~~

So after he stabilized his mind, Sanzang did not have any doubts or hesitation, and told Taishang Laojun the answer in a serious manner.

"It's just that I want everyone in the world to live a good life."

"Is that so..."

Taishang Laojun looked at Sanzang with deep meaning, but at this moment Sun Wukong faced the ancestor of Taoism in front of him and asked bluntly:

"I said Laojun, if you have anything to say, just tell me directly, how can we know if you don't tell me?"

"You monkey..."

Taishang Laojun couldn't help laughing, but Daozu didn't say any polite words in ink, and directly explained what he meant.

"I have no intention of interfering with what you are waiting for. As long as it does not destroy the natural laws of the three worlds, then let nature take its course."

"Man follows the earth, the earth follows the sky, the sky follows the Tao, and the Tao follows nature. What I follow is just the principles of nature."

"But everything is always lacking. Someone wants to break the balance of yin and yang in the three realms, so this old man can't help but ask."

After listening to the Taishang Laojun's words, the monkey scratched its head, and asked in confusion:

"Old gentleman, what do you mean, do you think we are destroying the balance of yin and yang in the three realms?"

"Then you think you are?"

"I don't think so..."

Although it was difficult for the Taoist ancestor in front of him to believe it, the monkey still responded confidently, even though he himself did not dare to guarantee the character of the fisherman of the Enlightened One, otherwise why kept hiding secretly, the result was too good Laojun's reply made the monkey even more unexpectedly dull.

"That's not it, the old man believes it."

"Uh... Laojun, do you believe it now?"

"Why don't you believe it? Is it possible that what you said is a lie?"

"Of course what I said is true."

After restraining the monkey from complaining, Sanzang probably understood the meaning of Taishang Laojun's arrival, and she replied seriously:

"The three realms are people-oriented. What we do is to plan a better future for people. We only hope that there will be no disasters from heaven and no silent pain. That's all."

"The old man understands..."

Helping her long white beard, the Taishang Laojun didn't think that Sanzang had said anything wrong. Although the Daoist ancestor was in the 33rd heaven, he knew what happened in the three realms very well, and the behavior of Sanzang and others Style is not difficult to see what she means.

After all, in the end, the bad deeds of Buddhism in the first place, it is because even Sanqing can't stand it that Che Chiguo's face-slapping incident happened, and Sanzang and Houzi made it clear that they wanted to make troubles against Buddhism. Everyone knows everything with their eyes.

After slapping Buddhism in the face of the cancer of the Three Realms, Monkey and Sanzang were naturally commended, and who would not like to slap a good boy who made him hate the face of a guy.

The internal struggle of Buddhism, the cooperation of Bodhi and others with the Heavenly Court greatly weakened the power of Buddhism, and at the same time gave the Heavenly Court a chance to suppress Buddhism.

Of course, if you want to insist that Patriarch Bodhi and Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva are acting out a bitter trick to fight Buddhism, then you can only say that you are better, because there are really few people who can play bitter tricks and play themselves almost to death. .

In short, the weakening of Buddhism is a great thing for the Three Realms, at least Taoism thinks so.

From all aspects, the actions of Sanzang and others will not harm the Three Realms. On the other hand, Buddhism, let alone some bad behaviors in daily life, the Supreme Lord is not blind or deaf, he is more or less It is to know some conspiracy plans of the Tathagata Buddha.

So, at this opportune time, Taishang Laojun came forward to meet with Sanzang and others.

"Actually, the old man came this time because of a merciless request."

"Oh? Laojun, come and listen to me."

Surprised monkey, then he heard Taishang Laojun slowly speaking.

"I want you to go back and see the Buddha outside the realm, and let him work together to resolve the disasters in the Three Realms."

"Well... old gentleman, what you said made me a little confused."

The monkey who scratched his head thought it was super strange. You said that the Enlightened One has been obsessed with being Voldemort without anyone knowing about it, but your old gentleman already knows the existence of this green algae-headed bastard, so why do you have to find yourself? Go spread the word, can't your old man come forward by himself?

And it seemed that he understood the monkey's doubts, Taishang Laojun shook his head and said with a smile:

"I don't have the freedom of you, the great sage. I came here this time to take advantage of the matter of Che Chiguo, so that I can move conveniently."

"Furthermore, I have never met and talked with that Buddha outside the world, and outsiders are not enough to talk about it."

"I can only trouble the two of you to pass on a message to the old man."

"Um... well, no problem."

This is not a troublesome matter, just a matter of passing a word. It is not a big problem for the monkey, but it just makes him a little confused. Strange.

Burying these doubts in their hearts for the time being, after the monkey and Sanzang agreed to the request of the Taishang Laojun, the Taoist ancestor didn't say anything more, and directly returned to the 33rd heaven on the fairy cloud.

After the unexpected guests left, Sanzang and the monkey had just returned to the team when Bajie rushed over and asked:

"What's the matter, is the Taishang Laojun here to accuse us of Che Chiguo's affairs? Could it be that he is representing the Heavenly Court to trouble us?!"

"No, by the way... aren't you a secret agent sent by the Heavenly Court? Why are you now targeting us?"

"Brother Monkey, didn't you persuade me before, and I think the same, it seems that there is really no future in mixing with the Heavenly Court."

"Provoke... You betrayed too quickly."

"I'm called Huiyanzhizhu, I choose to follow the road of revolution!"

When Wukong and Bajie were arguing and bickering, Sanzang thought for a while and immediately patted the monkey on the shoulder, commanding:

"Go back to Huaguo Mountain first, and tell Master about this."

"Okay, I understand."

This matter is extraordinary, and the monkey also understood that kneading should not be delayed, so he immediately drove towards Huaguo Mountain on somersaulting clouds, and he had to inform the Enlightened One of the request of the Supreme Lord first.

As usual, the monkeys in Huaguo Mountain were frolicking and fighting. Sun Wukong sent away the little monkeys who came to visit the king and went into the Water Curtain Cave. The monkey turned pale with fright.

Died!The old bastard who fished was gone! ?

Even the sudden appearance of the Taishang Laojun failed to scare the monkeys. In the end, he didn’t see the Enlightened One staying in the water curtain cave. Squatting out of the house that occupies the crane's nest?

Panicked, he even wondered if he was a monkey who had gone to the wrong place. At this moment, he heard the voice of the Enlightened One from behind.

"What's the matter, a look of hell?"

"I'm so damned..."

Seeing the Enlightened One who ran back leisurely, this guy was still holding a half-gnawed fruit in his hand, which was obviously freshly picked from Huaguo Mountain. The monkey couldn't help complaining:

"I thought you'd stay in my water curtain cave all your life and never come out, but seeing Teacher, you're not here and I was shocked."

"I'm not an earth-bound spirit, why would I spend my entire life in this crappy place like yours."

"Damn it! You hate my poor place, so why are you still staying here!?"

"Isn't there no other place to go, otherwise why would I stay in this shitty place~"

Just two or three words from the enlightened person made the monkey's veins twitch. Before the monkey could utter a word of abuse, the enlightened person spoke again:

"I already know what you are going to do when you come back, Taishang Laojun is looking for you."

"You know again?"

Although this happened not once or twice, the monkey finally couldn't help asking:

"I remember that Laojun had set up an enchantment, how did you overhear it?"

"Small problem. For a professional squatting at home like me, mastering the information of gossip regardless of obstacles at all times is a necessary ability."

"Okay...you say what you say."

The monkey who couldn't find anything to complain about, so he just sat on the stone bench and poured himself a cup of tea, um... Although the tea is still cold, sad... Anyway, he Be honest and be a tool person.

"Don't be so depressed and discouraged, isn't it a very good thing for Taishang Laojun to show kindness?"

"Who do you think I was pierced by?"

After seeing the enlightened one, the monkey was too lazy to talk, he was stabbed in the heart by his own green algae head teacher every day, and now his heart, which has become riddled with holes, has no fluctuations.

"Okay, okay, let me think about it."

After reassuring the monkey a little, the enlightened one thought about how to say some things, he calmed down for a while, and then slowly began to speak.

"First of all, it is a matter of position. The Supreme Lord is a member of the Heavenly Court. It can be said that the establishment of the Heavenly Court has a great function. After all, he is the ancestor of Taoism and the founder who established the foundation of the Heavenly Court."

"But the Taishang Laojun did not represent the standpoint of the Heavenly Court to discuss with us. To be honest, just like Buddhism, the Heavenly Court was founded to manage the order of the Three Realms and bring a better life and future for mankind. .”

"Although the current Heavenly Court is also performing its duties, it is more or less degenerate."

After being distracted by the enlightened being, the monkey took a sip of cold tea and asked curiously:

"So, Taishang Laojun is our friend?"

"No, the position of the founder of Taoism has not changed from the beginning to the end. You should have heard what Laojun said."

"Hmm...Maintain the balance of yin and yang in the Three Realms?"

"It's almost like this, but if the world can develop better and prosper, Taishang Laojun is still very happy to see it."

The Enlightened One told the monkey the general situation. Simply put, until there is nothing better than Heavenly Court, then Taishang Laojun naturally represents the interests of Heavenly Court, but if it can bring a better future for the common people Under such circumstances, Laojun might as well turn a blind eye.

"Hey... isn't Taishang Laojun going to be a second or fifth child?!"

"What two or five sons, this is called a just revolutionary cause."

Criticizing the monkey for his improper use of words, the Enlightened One went on to explain:

"Then there is the request of the Taishang Laojun, you are curious, right?"

"Yes, I feel that Laojun's actions are controlled by others."

"It's about the same."

The Enlightened One nodded and briefly described the current situation.

"Originally, the Tathagata Buddha planned a big plan to subvert the Three Realms, but it was difficult for him to implement it alone, so there was a person who assisted in doing this."

"It's just that now that the Tathagata Buddha has passed away, the plan to subvert the Three Realms has been frustrated and suspended, but it seems that the person in the dark hasn't given up yet, but is still making arrangements in secret, waiting for the moment when the wave will rise."

"The timing was immature, but with the counterattack of the ancient gods in Luzhou, Beiju, and the overwhelming army of the heavens, another behind-the-scenes manipulator who overthrew the Three Realms is finally about to attack."

"This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. It is a great opportunity to completely subvert and destroy the Heavenly Court and even the Three Realms."

Now, when he heard that the Enlightened One revealed so many secrets at once, Sun Wukong's first reaction was not to be surprised and astonished, but his first reaction was to press the Enlightened One with a see-through expression.