Help! I Have Become Enlightened

"Um......"

How should I put it, the monkey suddenly had an ominous premonition, just like the harbinger of being entrapped by the Enlightened One, every time he could feel goose bumps and chills, this was a bad omen!

"That... I don't care about whether or not I will be an orphan. I will talk to Yue Lao when I have a chance later."

"Really? What if you secretly tie a red string to Sanzang after one month old?"

"Needless to say, I'll kill him right away! All the ashes were thrown away!!"

Changing his tone, Sun Wukong, who flew directly towards the ancient city of Shangqiu with a "dump, pedal", decided to talk to Yuelao about secretly saying that he was born alone.

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Chapter 2

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The ancient city of Shangqiu, an ancient city of human beings that has survived through the period of the Three Emperors and Five Emperors, still retains many customs of the ancient Shang Dynasty, so many people who come here have a feeling of living in ancient Shang through time.

In the words of modern people, this is a famous cultural city that records the history of the Chinese people, and it is a national key cultural relic protection unit.

Turning to the topic, after hearing the Enlightenment's instigation and foolish words, the monkey rushed to the ancient city of Shangqiu. Looking around, he didn't find Yuelao, a bad old man who chewed his tongue. Instead, he saw the old man in Shangqiu ancient city. People, living a life of peace and contentment is extremely comfortable.

Coupled with the drastic reforms carried out by the Tang Dynasty in recent years, the deeply affected ancient city of Shangqiu also showed a thriving picture, which added some vitality to this ancient city with a long history.

"Old man Yue, where did he go?"

Although the Three Realms with somersaulting cloud come and go like the wind, in order not to disturb his tracking target, the monkey deliberately slowed down and delayed going to the ancient city of Shangqiu for a while, otherwise his tracking target would not have arrived, who would he run to follow ?

The first time he came to the ancient city of Shangqiu, Sun Wukong couldn't find out where Yuelao was. He could only change into an ordinary person and look around. Passers-by, ask.

"Brother, I'm from another place. Do you dare to ask if there is anything worth visiting in the ancient city of Shangqiu?"

"Where is there to go? Of course it is the Temple of the Three Emperors and Five Emperors. Our ancient city of Shangqiu was the capital of the Shang Dynasty, and the tradition of worshiping the Three Emperors and Five Emperors is of course indispensable."

"Thanks."

After the monkey clasped his fists to thank the passer-by, he went directly to the Temple of the Three Emperors and Five Emperors in the ancient city of Shangqiu for a stroll. Monkey and Sanzang combined some strange things, such as:

"There are many people in this world who hide dragons and crouching tigers. The more ordinary people they seem, the more likely they are peerless masters. For example, the monk who sweeps the floor in Da Leiyin Temple may be the Tathagata Buddha."

"Only a boring Buddha like you would go to the door to sweep the floor!"

"Who said that? At least I have another Buddha. These days, the industry's rules are low-key and low-key."

"I really don't know what kind of industry this is..."

It’s hard to complain about what the enlightened person said about the Journey to the West version of the floor-sweeping monk, but the monkey still remembers it in his heart. After all, he, the green algae teacher, has such a casual attitude of fishing. Who knows if other big guys will have the same hobbies.

When Sun Wukong still turned into an ordinary person and walked to the Temple of the Three Emperors and Five Emperors at the other end of the ancient city of Shangqiu on foot, he discovered an unexpected harvest.

"Old man this month, he can hide quite well."

Following the eyes of the monkey, outside the main hall of the Temple of the Three Emperors and Five Emperors, there is a fortune teller holding a bucket of lottery and telling fortunes to others. Behind him is a big banner with the five characters "Gua Gua Xiang Marriage" written on it.

This old fortune teller with a white beard is Yuelao. Naturally, his changes cannot be concealed from the eyes of the monkeys. I have to say that this old man is really good. On the ground, people are counted as marriages, and in the sky, people are drawn by red lines. It just happens to be private.

At this time, the monkey just saw a girl who came to fulfill the wish, so he happily ran to Yuelao and thanked him:

"Mr. Chai, you are really a god. After I got a good lottery from you last time, the son that the little girl likes has already announced that he will marry me."

"Girl, you don't need to thank you. You and that young master are a match made in heaven. Old man, I just took a red thread."

"Mr. Chai is really the elder of the little girl. When I marry my son, I will definitely thank you with a big gift!"

"You're welcome, you're welcome..."

Hearing Yuelao, who turned into a fortune-teller and a fortune-teller, said polite words to that girl, Monkey had a sneering expression on his face. This girl is too shameless. Are gods these days so boring? They actually like playing with this kind of thing Tune.

And when he thought that Yuelao, a bad old man, dared to say that he was "betting on orphans", the monkey decided to cure him. Although this word came from the mouth of an enlightened person, it must have been said by this old man. If so, someone who eavesdropped on it added some extra information.

So the monkey remained as an ordinary person, and waited for the woman who thanked Yuelao to leave, then went forward and said:

"Old man, can I get a fortune teller for a marriage lottery?"

"of course can."

Sun Wukong's 72 became unbearable. Yuelao didn't realize that the person in front of him was transformed from a monkey, so he thought it was an ordinary guest who came to ask for marriage, until the monkey showed Yuelao the lottery. The God of God was very puzzled and muttered to himself:

"Missed by fate, you should make a lottery for Gusheng, shouldn't you?"

The overly confused Yuelao, this is the first time he has seen this kind of lottery, but speaking of it, it seems that the same fate of marriage has been seen in the Monkey King before, and when Yuelao gets in touch, The monkey has already gritted its teeth and revealed its true colors.

"Okay, old man! I just want to test it out. You, a bad old man, are you really saying behind your back that I'm an orphan?!"

"Great... Great Sage!!"

Being startled by Monkey King who suddenly revealed his true face, Yue Lao was so fascinated that he was almost frightened. How did this evil star come to his door? Taibai Jinxing, the crow's mouth, really got it right.

"How do you say this account should be settled?"

"Old... old man, I'm just talking too much for a while, please forgive me, Great Sage!"

"Huh? It means that you said that I was Zhu Gusheng right?!"

"Ah! No...that's not what it means..."

Although Yue Lao tried his best to veto it, it was obvious that Hou Zi would not easily believe his nonsense. This wicked old man must be silently cursing himself to be an orphan in his heart, Hou Zi speculated.

So under Yuelao's horrified gaze, the monkey took out his golden cudgel and turned it into a stick, pulled Yuelao's signature flag over and wiped the golden cudgel, and asked indifferently :

"Old Yue, I think your body can't withstand my golden cudgel?"

"That... Great Sage! Speak well if you have something to say, don't be impulsive!!"

Frightened by the monkey's blatant threat, he was sweating coldly, Yue Lao felt that he was unlucky and sad, why did he encounter such a stupid thing.

Because the original monkey and Yuelao had an incident in front of the main hall of the Temple of the Three Emperors and Five Emperors, in order to avoid attracting too many people's attention, Sun Wukong just used a stick to draw a circle on the ground. His body shape and voice are blocked, but he can continue to talk with confidence.

Putting the golden cudgel on his shoulders, Sun Wukong stared at Yuelao with a look on his face that you are not being honest, I will just hit you with a stick, and asked urgently:

"Old man Yue, what are you doing here, to experience life in the mortal world?"

"This...to tell you the truth, it's my personal hobby, the old man. In the sky, I like to draw red lines for people, and on the ground, I also like to ask for divination and fortune-telling for people."

"Yo! Didn't you meet the right hexagram, and when you turn around, you lead the red thread to others?"

"That~~~ Everyone knows about the pairing of a man with a talent and a woman with a mandarin duck. Dasheng, please don't wash the old man away."

"But why do I think you pull the red line because you see that others are pleasing to the eye, and you don't hold it if you don't like it?"

"How could it be? Old man, I am in charge of marriage affairs. This is no joke. It should be a careful pairing."

"Huh? Then you should explain it, what happened to me being an orphan."

"........."

Suddenly Yue Lao had nothing to say, what should I say?Could it be that because he has a venomous vision as the god of marriage, he can tell at a glance that the Monkey King is the kind of lonely star of the god of evil.

It's hard to say, Yue Lao said he was silent, there was no way to break out in silence, then he died in silence, anyway, no matter how miserable the end is, he should not be beaten to death with a stick... probably?

Yue Lao was still uneasy about what kind of inhumane behavior the monkey would do, but at this time the monkey put away the golden cudgel and asked in an unquestionable tone:

"Sure enough, Yue Lao came here to meet someone, to inform him, right?"

"What? Great Sage, what are you doing here?!"

Seeing Yuelao's dumbfounded expression, Monkey bluntly said:

"That's good. Although I'm not a good person, I'm not completely unreasonable. So can you answer me a question?"

"This... What's your problem, Great Sage?"

"You and Taibai Jinxing, one is in charge of monitoring Laojun's actions, and the other is in charge of sending messages to the lower realms. Presumably that person is in the ancient city of Shangqiu."

"Great Sage...you..."

Having said so much, Yuelao wants to continue pretending to be completely ignorant just to treat everyone as fools, monkeys as fools, and even himself as a fool. Once the illusion is exposed, it will only reveal the truth.

Although the actions of Taibai Jinxing and Yuelao were completely seamless, no matter how they looked at them, they were no problem, but they were completely exposed when the Enlightened One reported private information to the monkey.

Just like a magician on the stage has just performed a magic trick that is beyond praise, someone immediately debunks the principle behind the magic trick in the audience, it is simply hypocrisy.

"I don't have any hostility. I just want to meet that person and see who has such great energy to make you, Taibai Jinxing, and even Heavenly Court surrender."

"I hope you will not regret it, Great Sage."

He didn't refuse the monkey's request, Yue Lao just looked at the monkey with deep eyes, and then led the way very honestly, quite cooperative.

Unexpectedly, that person was not located in the Temple of the Three Emperors and Five Emperors. Led by Yuelao, the monkey went to a private school in the ancient city of Shangqiu instead.

Although the monkey's heart is full of complaints, he wants to ask, but if he wants to ask this question, the force that has just been established will disappear all of a sudden, so he can only hold back the question of why the black hand behind the scenes is not in the Temple of the Three Emperors Let’s wait until we have a chance to ask again.

And as soon as the monkey arrived near this private school, he heard the sound of children reading aloud.

"At the beginning of human beings, the nature is good. The nature is similar, but the habit is far away."

"If you don't teach, your nature will change. The way to teach is to be specialized."

"Mother Meng used to choose a place next to her. If she doesn't learn from her, she will lose her chance."

.................

Tong Langyue's "Three Character Classic" is a very common private school course taught by a teacher, but with the arrival of Yuelao and Monkey King, everything seems very extraordinary.

When he came outside the private school, Yuelao stopped, and he respectfully asked for instructions:

"Sir, I brought Monkey King here."

"I see, Dao Huang, you go back first."

The old and mid-spirited voice from the private school gives people a sense of wisdom and knowledge. Daohuang is Yuelao's name, with Chai as his surname. Yuelao's name is Chai Daohuang, and this old man The appellation used in the world.

After Yuelao heard what the man inside said, he saluted respectfully, then turned around and left, and Monkey didn't leave Yuelao behind either, the purpose of his trip was to meet the so-called mastermind behind the scenes true colors.

"Come here first today, I have a visitor."

"Understood, master."

After the teacher who taught the class spoke, a group of young students in the private school responded in unison and left the private school together. These children looked at the monkey with curious eyes when they left, because their husband rarely had guests. .

"The Great Sage is here, please come in and sit down."

"Then I'm welcome."