Help! I Have Become Enlightened

"That's right, that's the one."

"But... I don't look like "Robert Downey Jr.", and I've never heard anyone say that I look like Iron Man? "

"........."

At this point, our Iron Fist Saintess could not bear it any longer after all, her eyes instantly became horrified, and the fist of the Iron Fist Saint in her hand has already manifested, and now she is clenched like Kenshiro in "Fist of the North Star" Clenched his fist and shouted angrily:

"You can try to tell my mother again?"

"Ah? Did I say something wrong!"

"Heh - let the glory of the Lord descend (physically) on you today!"

"Wait? Have you misunderstood something! Have something to say!!"

"My lord, please close your eyes for now... Martha is going to free her fist!"

"Yamiluo, stop!"

..........

At this moment, Heavenly Father Pigeon, who was happily enjoying beer and barbecue, tilted his head. He seemed to have heard the prayer of the Virgin Martha and the distressed cry of his beloved son, but it must not be an important matter. Now As the Lord, of course he had to finish eating the tribute offered by the apostles and the archangels.

Then... on the other side of the beach party, the Buddha was carefully putting the OK bandage on Jesus' face, and asked carefully:

"Why were you beaten, or were you beaten by the saint Martha?"

"That... I didn't recognize it at first, but when I felt the strength of Yager's fist when I was beaten, I was shocked to realize that this woman is the saint Mada."

"Then why don't you report your identity immediately, so that you won't be beaten so badly?"

"Why are you so embarrassed... Wouldn't it be embarrassing to reveal your identity at this time? It's like when you go to the Westward World and are recruited by ten disciples who don't know you are the Buddha. If you expose your identity as a Buddha at this time, you will be remembered as black history until the end of the world."

"Uh...that's true."

Putting yourself in another place and thinking about it, the Buddha was quite able to understand the situation of Jesus. If he encountered such a thing, he would never be able to reveal who he was after being beaten into a big bag.

"By the way... Brother Jesus, is it okay for you to be beaten so badly?"

After discovering that Jesus was beaten just now, the Enlightened One hurriedly took Gudazi to persuade Martha away. At this time, Gudazi was on the sidelines preaching to the Iron Fist Maiden, and the Enlightened One came over to see the situation.

"No problem! Compared with the humiliation I suffered when I was suffering, compared to this beating, it's just like a mosquito bite."

"But... brother, your head is bleeding..."

"It doesn't matter, this is a normal reaction of the crown of thorns. When enduring suffering, it will pierce the stigmata and bleed."

"All right....."

Hearing what Jesus said, the enlightened person simply picked up a plastic paper cup, which was bought together when buying Coke in the supermarket, and then stretched out his hand and placed the paper cup under Jesus' head, catching it along the face of the Holy Son. The blood that flowed down.

"Brother Jesus, don't waste your blood, let me wholesale some holy grails for later use."

"Paper holy grail...you should find a glass anyway, the material of the holy relic is still very important."

"Isn't this taken at random? Besides, holy relics should also follow the trend and keep pace with the times."

"Anyway, just don't use it indiscriminately. I went to the dentist before, and my blood was stained on the scalpel, and it turned into a new "Longinus". The dentist also suddenly announced that he would become the king of the world, and finally let everyone The angels go and pack up the results. "

"Don't worry~ I'll save the wish card for drawing cards. Anyway, the cup filled with your blood, brother Jesus, can be used for making wishes. It's super safe."

"Okay, as long as it's not an excessive wish."

The Enlightened One and Jesus didn't have a chat, and Gu Dazi brought Martha over. Although she was an unreasonable human being, she still had to follow etiquette as a host.

"Before, Martha beat someone because of a misunderstanding, so now she is here to apologize."

"Sorry...guest, I'm so rude."

The blushing Martha, as a saint, she shouldn't be so violent, but after changing from Rider's position to Ruler's spiritual base, our Tekken saint belongs to the Hokuto God Fist. If you don't agree, let's have a meal first, Ola Ola Ola.

"It's okay, it's my fault. I haven't figured out who you are talking about."

Jesus waved his hands and said that he was not angry with Martha, and said very happily:

"Looking at how angry you were just now, you should be adoring that person very much, that's why you got excited for a while, right?"

"That... is indeed the case. I have no doubts about my belief in that person, so I will never allow anyone to use that person's identity to make fun of me."

"Hmm...I understand!"

Jesus nodded, with an approving smile on his face, and raised his right index finger, saying:

"I guess the person you're talking about...is 'James Caviezel'! "

".......Ha ha!"

Martha was furious again, and this time even Gudazi couldn't hold back our Iron Fist Maiden, and the crucifixion scene was reenacted.

James Caviezel, star of The Passion of the Christ, is considered an actor who embodies the true meaning of Jesus.

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"It hurts... hiss, it's the first time I realize how painful it is to be punched by God Yager!"

"I said... don't you deserve a beating?"

The Enlightened One helped the Buddha to put a bandage on Jesus' face, which was black and blue from the beating, and said very troublesomely:

"You already know that she is the saint Martha, and the person who follows her faith must be Jesus brother, you, how can you still say such embarrassing words?"

"However, in my side of the world, Ma Da really likes James Caviezel more. Even my mother Maria thinks that James Caviezel's acting skills are superb. She cried when she saw "me" suffering. . "

"Okay... just pretend I didn't say what you just said."

At this time, the enlightened one suddenly remembered that Jesus and Buddha, these two old brothers, are both comedians, let alone other people. Everyone is serious in their relationship, and the one who is serious with the heavenly father is just one. What about pigeons.

"But Miss Maerda seems very angry, and she doesn't want to come here to apologize anymore."

"It can't be helped. The Buddha can only bear it three times. Jesus, you have made mistakes three times."

"Ah, a living tragedy."

While chatting with the Buddha, the Enlightened One put the OK bandage on Jesus’ face, and the other hand was not idle. By the way, he took a paper cup and put it under Jesus’ head. After being beaten up by Martha just now, Jesus The stigmata on his head are cracked and bleeding again, this opportunity to distribute the Holy Grail should not be in vain.

"Martha is so angry, I can't persuade her, what are you doing, Chlorella?"

"Wholesale holy grail, the one in front of you is a real holy son, the cup filled with his blood can be used to make a wish and draw a card."

"Dug! Boss, please bleed more, I'll come too!!"

Gudazi, who just came back, heard this situation, and immediately picked up paper cups to wholesale the Holy Grail. She just needed this kind of artifact that could change fate against the sky.

When the blood finally dried up, after the stigmata on Jesus' head stopped bleeding, Gu Dazi reluctantly put away the unfilled paper cup in his hand, and secretly thought about whether to fool Martha over again. It's a rare opportunity to beat this big guy up.

But the boss is here for vacation, not for suffering, so after enjoying the barbecue at the beach party, Buddha suggested:

"Let's go back and continue working on the manuscript."

"Wait! It's rare to come out. I finally went to Hawaii for vacation. It's already on the beach. Don't you want to relax more, Buddha? It's important to combine work and rest, right!!"

"Hmmm... It shouldn't be a problem to take a day off, okay."

After hearing the Buddha's permission, Jesus breathed a sigh of relief. He didn't want to go back to the manuscript hell. You must know that the purpose of going to Japan in the lower world was to take a vacation. It's hard.

"Speaking of which, I'm a little thirsty after eating barbecue..."

"Buddha, don't you drink Coke?"

"Recently, I gained some weight during my vacation in the lower realms, so it's better not to drink Coke..."

"Then you still eat so much barbecue?"

"It's not the same. It's like eating barbecue and losing weight on the balance of weight, but if you add Coca-Cola, then it's leaning towards the side of gaining weight."

"What you said makes sense...but there is always something wrong?"

When Jesus was contemplating the words of the Buddha, the Buddha was thirsty after eating the barbecue, and when he was about to go to the supermarket to buy drinking water, the coconut trees planted on both sides of the beach suddenly blossomed and bore fruit, and then he saw a large pile of coconuts The fruit fell directly from the tree with a plop, which made everyone stunned.

"I remember these coconut trees haven't bloomed yet, right?"

"Yes, but it's over now."

The discussion between the two Lolitas, the little Da Vinci who was cutting wood to make a car just now, and Leticia who was watching from the side, witnessed a miracle brought by the Buddha with their own eyes.

"I'm going, what kind of operation is this?"

"Buddha's passive skills are blossoming and bearing fruit, well... probably the situation is the same as what you saw."

For Gudazi who was a little surprised, the Enlightened One explained from the sidelines that the real boss didn't have to take the initiative to do anything at all, he completed the miraculous event passively.

"That...although I'm a little thirsty, but I'm not going to drink coconut water either."

The Buddha was a little tired. As a god, he certainly had his own troubles. For example, sometimes when he said some noble words, the Buddha would emit Buddha light. Also, as it is now, when he is hungry, some animals will volunteer and run to him. , When thirsty, fruit trees will bloom and bear fruit immediately.

"Buddha, why don't you drink some wine."

Picking up the large bottle of Coke bought by the Enlightened One, Jesus shook the Coke, and the bottle of Fat House Happy Water was instantly transformed into "God's Blood", which is the wine commonly used in church mass.

"What is this operation?"

"Routine operation, as you know, Jesus can turn water into wine and stone into bread."

Gudazi, who witnessed the miracle, was on the sidelines as an interpreter. The Buddha and Jesus always performed miracles inadvertently. Fortunately, at most, they would cause some small disturbances at most, and there would be no major problems. ......perhaps?

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Heavenly Father, Holy Dove, Holy Spirit Dove of the Trinity, is concentrating on one thing right now.

Simple Hawaiian activities are not rich at all. Although it is great to eat barbecue and drink beer during vacation, if there is no exciting performance, it will not be happy enough.

As the so-called summer swimsuit event is held with the troubles and troubles, this year is no exception.

"Cuckoo~~~Cuckoo~~~~"

So at this point, under the call of our heavenly father, the holy dove, the four archangels and the twelve disciples received the order and began to prepare for things to proceed.

And our event administrator, Ms. BB, has received a commission for this year's Summer Devil.

"Oh? Do you want to do this, no problem!"

Not doing business, she is notorious, Miss BB has an evil smile on her face, she is about to show her talents.

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