Help! I Have Become Enlightened

Skirt: 9④⑤9③1705

Chapter 5 Sorry, You Admit the Wrong Person

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The man of epiphany, Buddha, the son of the gods, Jesus... Today, I also have a very headache.

The hard-won vacation, the long-awaited trip to Hawaii, and the beach party that should have started, but now... the plan has been completely disrupted.

"Father, why did you and Mr. Jesus suddenly come to Hawaii in the other world? Mr. John and I were shocked when we found no one when we came to visit."

"Holy Son, next time you go out, you must notify us in advance. If it weren't for the guidance of the Heavenly Father, Gabriel and I would have sounded the horn in a hurry."

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Surrounded by a large group of disciples and disciples, as well as angels, Buddha and Jesus are almost rolling their eyes in depression now. This vacation is really difficult, and there is no private space at all.

Rahula, the son of Princess Yasodhara when the Buddha had not realized his enlightenment as Prince Siddhartha. After Siddhartha became a monk and became a Buddha, Rahula also practiced with his father. He was one of the top ten disciples of the Buddha. one.

John, one of the twelve disciples of Jesus, is a saint recognized by the Catholic Church and the Orthodox Church. He is the author of the Gospel of John, the three epistles and the Book of Revelation in the New Testament of the Bible.

Raphael, one of the four archangels, needs no introduction. He and Gabriel often come down to earth to ask Jesus and Buddha, um...in fact, the result is trouble.

A happy summer vacation should always be accompanied by stomachaches and liver pains, and no one can avoid that.

So after being blocked by a group of disciples and disciples, Buddha and Jesus were embarrassed to continue going to the beach party. They wanted to keep a low profile to participate in the event, but in the end they lost all face by going to the gods and Buddhas like this , um...although it doesn't save face.

And at this moment, the Enlightened Being of Heavenly Father with a pigeon in his hand came over, and he didn't know whether he was here to save the siege or to watch and eat melons.

"You two, are you all right?"

As soon as the Enlightened One arrived and greeted him, Jesus saw the dove standing on his hand, Heavenly Father, and immediately clasped his hands and prayed tearfully.

"Sure enough! The disciples of the Buddha, my disciples and the archangels were all brought here by you, the heavenly father. Why!?"

Faced with this situation, Heavenly Father Pigeon twisted its head, cooing and saying:

"My beloved son, coming to Hawaii is a divine order, a guide, and a father's will."

"Oh? So the Holy Spirit of Heavenly Father can speak human language!"

"Cuckoo?"

"........."

In response to the Enlightened One's astonishment, the Pigeon Father, who immediately started cooing again, even the Buddha was speechless.

"Is the revelation of the coming of the Father the second Noah's flood? Or a new apocalypse?"

Hearing the words of the Holy Father, John next to Jesus immediately made up his mind in various ways. After all, every time the Heavenly Father appeared, there would be earth-shattering actions.

"No way, although Heavenly Father is a little willful at times...probably...should...maybe?"

"Hey! Jesus, don't joke about things like this."

"It's not a joke. Buddha, it's not that you don't know the situation on our side, it's similar to yours. Brahma is sometimes very willful, right?"

"Uh......."

The more I say this, the more guilty I feel, even the enlightened ones are a little apprehensive, the old man is not a krypton gold shipwreck, so he is going to deliver a book of apocalypse to the Moon World, right?Even the four angels have come here, which is the rhythm of doing big things.

The development of the situation was not good, but when all the disciples and the archangel stood in line to obey the divine order of the Father, the Father Pigeon raised his head and stated his will.

"Barbecue, and beer, that's what Hawaii is all about."

"My apostles, this is the tribute to be offered today, go and get it."

"Don't, don't put leaves on the kebab. Vegetables are a taboo."

After the will of the Heavenly Father was issued, how should I put it... Although it sounds very unreasonable, there is no sense of disobedience at all. All the angels and disciples breathed a sigh of relief, and then they all went to collect what they needed to send to heaven. Father's tribute went to, um.... roast and beer.

At this time, Jesus and Buddha were also relieved, because after the Father issued his will, the disciples and angels went to Hawaii to find the most delicious barbecue and the best beer, even the disciples of the Buddha Do the angels and the disciples a favor too, the two groups are as friendly as Jesus and Buddha.

After being able to get away, Jesus and Buddha could take the opportunity to follow the Enlightened One to the beach party. At the same time, Jesus accidentally broke the news on the way.

"Heavenly Father still only likes to eat meat and not vegetables as always. In the past, Cain's tribute was all vegetables, and Heavenly Father didn't like it very much."

"And Abel's tribute was cattle and sheep, and the heavenly father was very happy if he liked to eat meat, so in the end Cain resented and killed Abel because of this incident."

"The earliest homicide in human history, the emotional reason was because it didn't suit the appetite of the old man..."

I don't know what to say to a good enlightened being, just keep smiling at this moment. Walking with these big guys, I really feel the inside story of mythical deeds all the time.

After walking a few steps, Jue Zhe arrived at the location of the beach party, and before he could say hello to the introducer, Gu Dazi had already grabbed him with one hand, dragged him aside and asked quietly:

"I said, your guy's friend is also a Buddha? There is another one, it looks like Jesus?"

"Hey! I haven't introduced it yet, how do you know?"

"Do you think I'm stupid or blind? That big bald head is not much different from yours, and there is another one with a crown of thorns on his head. He almost didn't write his name on his face to tell others that he is Who is it?"

The angry Gudazi, although she is indeed a little silly at ordinary times, after knowing who the essence of the Enlightened One is, of course she can guess the identity of Jesus and Buddha at a glance.

"Hahaha...don't say anything, don't say anything, keep a low profile~~low profile~~~"

"You want me to keep it a secret~ okay."

It is rare to encounter this kind of opportunity for the enlightened being to be deflated. Gu Dazi put on an evil smile on his face, and rubbed his thumbs on his right hand, um... a typical request for benefits.

It’s okay to keep it secret, but if humans see it, if you don’t want this to be revealed, you have to pay a hush money or something~

For Gudazi's behavior of taking the opportunity to threaten, the enlightened one just looked down on it. This kind of level problem that can only be solved by a big hero self-destructing, can he still trouble himself?

So, instead, the Enlightened One sneakily put his mouth to Gudazi's ear, and whispered:

"Let me tell you, don't say anything about it. My two friends, Buddha and Jesus, are quite extraordinary."

"These two usually participate in a lottery or something, and 100% win the big prize, including the people who come into contact with them, and they are also lucky."

"So the main reason why praying to gods and worshiping Buddha became popular is this."

The walking European Emperor and the one with the BUFF aura?Gudazi's first reaction after hearing the words of the Enlightened One, but she still didn't believe it, questioned:

"No, aren't you also a Buddha? Why are you as black as me and completely hopeless like an African, but your friend is so awesome?!"

"........."

These words were a bit heart-wrenching, and to calm down my inner desire to speak MMP, the Enlightened One patiently explained:

"It's not the same. People are completely different. Just like Gudaf, he is a European, and you are a hopeless African. Isn't everyone the same?"

"This.....is also..."

If it is completely irrefutable, at this moment, Gudazi and the Enlightened One feel a little sympathetic. Obviously, everyone is the same person, but why is there such a big difference between Europeans and Africans? Krypton does not change his fate!

"So, take this opportunity to get together with Buddha and Jesus, maybe you will get some blessings and good luck to change your life?"

"It makes sense, don't worry, I will keep their identities secret!"

Afraid that the noise and disturbance of the conference would disturb the two big brothers, Gu Dazi patted his chest to promise to help cover the work, and immediately went to Jesus and the Enlightened One to greet him warmly, so he had to go now to get more luck and Blessing is.

Some people are happy and some are sad. Under Gudazi’s warm welcome, although Judah and Jesus are newcomers, they blended into the beach party harmoniously, but our saint, Miss Martha, is very troubled.

Ever since she sensed the coming of the Heavenly Father and left here, our saint always thought that her sense was wrong, and then it was the turn of Jesus and Buddha to arrive at the scene.

"The breath is right...it's that person, but the appearance is wrong..."

"The one on that head should be the crown of thorns, right? Although it's different from what I know, this aura cannot be faked."

"No...that person would never appear in such a place."

Seriously doubting whether it was because of the midsummer activities that made her confused, but our saint was worried about people who were full of all kinds of déjà vu, and finally after a while, the iron fist saint The adult couldn't help but walked over and asked:

"That... Excuse me, are you that person..."

"Sure enough, have you seen through..."

Facing the question from the saint, Jesus, who had a wry smile on his face, replied helplessly:

"That's right...exactly."

"No way, you are really that person!"

"Ugh......."

Facing Martha whose eyes were shining with hope, Jesus shook his head and sighed:

"Although everyone says I look like 'Johnny Depp', I'm really not him...sorry. "

"........."

At this moment, our Iron Fist Saintess has an urge to come from the bottom of her heart, she really wants to give this guy in front of her a hard beating!

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Chapter 6 Is the person you mentioned famous?

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The famous "Pirates of the Caribbean" and "Edward Scissorhands" starring Johnny Depp, a big American star.

When Jesus and Buddha were on vacation in Japan, one day Jesus was shopping in a convenience store and was very happy when two girls commented that he looked like Johnny Depp. After he went home and bragged about it to Buddha, Buddha was also very interested I ran out and wandered around...... Then, I was told that I looked like "Buddha".

People love to chase trends, and sometimes even gods and Buddhas like to chase stars. For example, Buddha likes Osamu Tezuka's comics very much, and Jesus likes movie stars such as Johnny Depp.

By the way, the mother of Jesus, the Virgin Mary, was conceived by the Holy Spirit as a virgin and gave birth to Jesus. She is actually a woman with no experience in love, and she also likes refreshing handsome stars.

Turning to the topic, Madar thought that the man in front of him was Jesus, the Son, and Jesus thought that the woman mistook himself for "Johnny Depp". Johnny Depp" is actually Jesus the Son.

After getting the reply, Madal sighed. She mistook the man who looked like "Johnny Depp" for the Holy Son, and Jesus scratched his head embarrassingly, and explained:

"I was told that I look like Johnny Depp when I was in a convenience store. To be honest... I'm a little happy~~"

"No... Didn't anyone say you look like that guy?"

"Which one?"

Hearing Madar's words, Jesus was a little strange and puzzled, but our Iron Fist Saintess suppressed the complaints in her heart and said patiently:

"It's the one who is worshiped and admired by countless people, and he is the belief of countless people."

"Did you mean that!?"