Help! I Have Become Enlightened

Chapter 8

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The old pig, that is, our marshal Tianpeng, under normal circumstances, will become Comrade Zhu Bajie, the second senior brother. After she was relegated to the mortal world as planned, she was shocked to find that she had turned into a sow, um... .. Now I am very distressed in my cultivation.

Because she did not reincarnate in the six realms of reincarnation, she was demoted to the mortal world to join the scripture learning team. Heavenly Court left a back door for her to go. After re-cultivating the practice, she can quickly return the original mana to practice. It can be regarded as a trumpet Straight up, the rhythm of graduation every minute.

It's not difficult to rebuild skills, but the most difficult thing for Lao Zhu is how to transform her...

Different from the operation of male and female in Western Buddhism, Eastern Immortals and Taoism have always advocated the relationship between Yin and Yang, so the practice method has always been in place, and there will never be any operation that changes the nature of men and women, so whether it is reincarnation or birth Gender, once the identity of male and female is determined, it will never change again.

So after Marshal Tenpeng was reincarnated as a pig, um... Although she just accidentally became a sow, her soul has already transformed into a woman, unless she is reincarnated again, Otherwise there will be no change.

So now, Marshal Tianpeng cares about a question, that is, what should she do with her current incarnation?

You said that it is impossible to keep the original pig appearance, how embarrassing it is to go out, at least you have to look like a whole person to go out to meet people, right?

But for the whole human being, besides the choice of turning into a woman, there is no choice but to turn into a woman... She is not practicing the supernatural powers of Western Buddhism, but she can be a man or a woman to help her.

And this oriental orthodox fairy art comes with a gender image fixation effect. Although you can use 36 to change the image in different ways if you are not satisfied, the essence does not have to be changed, and it is what it should be.

"Hey...Since that's the case, why do you need to think about it..."

The old pig who sighed suddenly made up his mind. It has become what it is now and there is nothing to tangle with. The human form must be transformed into a human form, otherwise we can't go out to meet people with a pig's head on it.

If you have already become like this, then you can simply order it directly. If you transform into a woman, you will become a woman. Not only that, but you must also become more beautiful. Anyway, Marshal Tianpeng was also a first-class handsome guy in heaven before. , Now reincarnated as a pig, I can't ruin my name.

After the plan of transforming into a human was finalized, Lao Zhu did not hesitate to implement it by himself, and he didn't know what she would turn into in the end.

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Some time has passed since Bodhi, Ksitigarbha, and Kassapa besieged Maitreya Buddha. During this period, Buddhism was in turmoil. After all, only ten years have passed since the Tathagata Buddha disappeared, and this superior Maitreya Buddha also came to play this out?

Ten years may be a long time for mortals, but it is no more than a day for gods and Buddhas, but at least why Maitreya Buddha disappeared this time, and why people cannot escape is a well-known situation In the final analysis, what happened in the Tang Dynasty, the actions of Zhenyuan Daxian are not too hidden, and they can still be known by interested people.

Knowing that Maitreya Buddha was cheated by the cooperation of Heavenly Court and Bodhi Patriarch, although Buddhism was a little angry, it didn’t really react too much. Everyone knows the reason why a good man doesn’t suffer from immediate losses. Next, the little brothers should also be honest for a while.

But at this moment, Datang is seizing the opportunity to develop. The future revolutionary road has been paved with the help of big bosses.

How much has Datang changed?It must have been an earth-shaking change. In this ever-changing situation, some unimaginable scenes of the times have appeared in a society that was clearly still ancient.

"Datang Daily, Datang Daily, today's important news, Tubo, Goguryeo, Turkic and other countries sent special envoys here, willing to respect Tang and worship as affiliation."

"Give me a newspaper."

"Okay, this girl has taken it, and a penny will be reported daily."

Handing over a penny to the newspaper seller, Sanzang opened the Datang Daily and read it carefully. Although the time has not been long in recent years, the power of the Datang Kingdom has expanded rapidly. They couldn't bear the thought of daring to offend, and they all bowed down to show their friendship and avoid suffering.

After all, this is a world with gods and heavens. No matter whether it is a king or a commoner, everyone in the world knows whether the gods can afford to offend them.

Datang Daily, under the technical manipulation of a certain behind-the-scenes manipulator, the Emperor Tang supported a news newspaper that often appears in modern society. It is currently established by the imperial court and businessmen in cooperation, and belongs to the state-owned enterprise of Datang.

Regardless of ancient times or modern times, the most important thing is the dissemination of news. Although there are disciples under Bodhi's sect who work in various places in the Tang Dynasty and communicate with each other using magic and supernatural powers, for all the people in the Tang Dynasty, dozens of phone calls are the most important thing. There is no way to immediately inform the world of the news.

So the most common newspapers appeared. Papermaking and movable type printing are the wisdom of the ancient Chinese, and of course they must be put to good use.

Dozens of artificial telephones conveyed important news to all parts of the Tang Dynasty, and the established newspaper office immediately printed daily newspapers, and sold these newspapers to the hands of the whole world at the price of a penny.

The reform and opening up of the old feudal society Datang has become a new communist society Datang. If the ever-changing changes are not properly controlled, things that are obviously good will be feared by the people of Liming. Datang Daily is very important, and controlling public opinion is a very crucial thing.

Of course, the news cannot be fabricated and faked. We must seek truth from facts. Datang’s changes must bring about a better future for the whole world. This is an unshakable iron rule.

Jumang's sacred tree, with it, the yield per mu is [-], and with the magical tool of farming in hand, the people in the world can live in peace and contentment at dawn, and no longer worry about being starved to death due to natural disasters and bad harvests.

The treasure that once created the worry-free Garden of Eden in Beiju Luzhou is now in the hands of Datang, and the Emperor Tang exclaimed in just one month. In the past, the biggest problem that Datang faced every year was food. The harvest is good The bad depends on the sky. If a natural disaster occurs in one side and the food is not harvested, in order to avoid famine and starvation, people must immediately dispatch food to the disaster area. The various twists and turns can not be explained clearly in a few words.

But now a problem that caused Datang a headache has been solved at the root. The Tang Emperor is naturally very happy and grateful to Sanzang. Let alone the outcome of the Datang Revolution, now just being able to obtain treasures such as Shenmu for Datang It is wise and famous through the ages.

The problem that racked his brains in the past is worry-free. Tang Huang has lived a happy life since he reported his thighs. He even wants to reduce the number of farmers in the coming year. With the help of Shenmu, only [-]% of the original number of farmers is enough to plant Food to satisfy the entire Tang Dynasty.

In terms of future development, in addition to many ills of ancient society being replaced by brand-new social system improvements that can effectively prevent corruption and corruption, many scholars will face a new election system.

Well.....replacing the pedantic election, the selection system that can select outstanding talents for Datang is naturally the Longmen, the college entrance examination that everyone knows in today's society!

Passing the college entrance examination is like a carp leaping over the dragon's gate. Although it sounds like the original imperial examination system has not changed much, in fact the changes have basically changed beyond recognition.

There are specializations in the academic field, and no matter how good a person is, he cannot be omnipotent. Therefore, the high-tech system does not require candidates to answer all the test questions, but allows candidates to choose subject problems and write answers.

You must know that in the past, the selection of imperial examinations was basically Confucian disciples, talented people who had read poetry and books to be qualified for official positions, but the current college entrance examination system is completely different. Farming and water control is a joke, right?

From now on, each department of Datang will have its own right to speak in the college entrance examination election. During the college entrance examination, the review officials of their own departments will be sent to review the special subject test questions filled out by the candidates. It avoids the possibility of being screened out by the many useless questions in the original imperial examination.

With more and better talents to govern the country, the Tang Dynasty will be able to prosper more prosperously. As long as a good cycle can be established, the country will only get better and better in the future.

The many changes that have taken place in the Tang Dynasty are seen by everyone. The common people are naturally happy, but some gods and Buddhas are frowning. Don't make trouble when there is no boss.

"Is this possible?"

"Of course it is possible."

"But I heard that the person who learned the scriptures, that is, the reincarnation of Jin Chanzi, was in the Tang Dynasty."

"Since I have been reincarnated, why fear it?"

"Then...that's right, let's do it."

No more hesitation, the two conspiring are about to attack Datang.

Who are these two mysterious people, please read next time... Just kidding~~

In fact, it is Manjushri and Puxian Bodhisattva. In the Daleiyin Temple, these two horses were beheaded and their heads were thrown face to face. This is quite an insult to their face. Originally, Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva and Patriarch Bodhi stood up behind the scenes. Finally, the two of them said that they didn't have the courage to dare to take revenge. Is it because the death of the mount is not enough and they think they are impatient to live?

But now Maitreya Buddha is besieged by the three Bodhisattvas. In the absence of any major moves in Buddhism, these two are ready to act. The enemy bosses and our bosses all perish together. Now, it would be foolish to look at an unguarded base and not steal a home.

Therefore, Manjushri and Samantabhadra formed a team and prepared to go to Tang Dynasty to steal a house.

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Chapter 9 Anxiety

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A certain man named DIO once said:

"Everyone is trying to overcome anxiety and fear in order to live with peace of mind, whether it is for fame and fortune, dominating others, or making money, it is all for peace of mind.

"Marrying or making friends is also for peace of mind. Working hard for peace is actually making excuses for one's own peace of mind."

"Come to my side, I can give you eternal peace of mind!"

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Aside from the last sentence, which is a bluff, DIO's theory of peace of mind is indeed very reasonable and convincing.

In this Journey to the West world full of demons, gods and Buddhas, the difference between mortals and gods is like that of humans and ants, and insignificant ants will be easily crushed to death by humans.

But in fact, except for the overwhelming power of the gods and Buddhas, the essence of these gods is the same as that of ordinary people. They fear and fear those who are stronger than them, and the weak obey the strong in order to seek peace of mind.

In order to gain a sense of peace of mind, farmers cultivate the fields, merchants earn wealth, and emperors rule the world, all in order to overcome anxiety and fear for peace of mind.

The gods and Buddhas are the same. Just like the karma advocated by Buddhism, there are no random things in this world. Everything has a cause and an effect. The peace of mind pursued by people who become gods and Buddhas must be the same People are very different.

What is the peace of mind that gods and Buddhas seek?Already having a life that lasts as long as the heavens and the earth, and the power to move mountains and seas, is the object of worship and envy of countless mortals. It can be said that they are the happiest group in the three realms. So do gods and Buddhas still need to pursue peace of mind...... Yes Yes, I need it!

Compared with ordinary people, gods and Buddhas need to pursue peace of mind more. A beggar who has nothing can get a steamed bun and a bun is enough to feel at ease, but with the lifespan and strength that countless people desire, gods and Buddhas want to be able to obtain peace of mind. Seek greater power and status.

The "weak" who are not satisfied with the status quo aspire to become strong, and only by pursuing stronger power and status can they feel at ease.

Whether it's the Heavenly Court suppressing Buddhism in order to stabilize the position of ruling the Three Realms, or guarding against the ancient people in Beiju Luzhou, it's all for the peace of mind that they can finally control everything.

Similarly, Buddhism wants to replace the hegemony of the Heavenly Court to control the Three Realms, and it also wants to overcome the fear of decay and perish, and become the sole master of the Three Realms to obtain eternal happiness and peace of mind.

As for how many people from the three realms were sacrificed, what is it to cause the world's people to die? The happiness of mortals?In the face of gods and Buddhas in order to obtain the ultimate peace of mind, it is not worth mentioning.

Now, when Maitreya Buddha was besieged by the three Bodhisattvas, as the two activists in Buddhism, Manjusri Bodhisattva and Samantabhadra Bodhisattva went deep into the enemy's line and came to the Tang Dynasty to make a big move, um... ...In fact, I want to take advantage of the perfect operation of stealing a house when the enemy boss is not around.

Manjusri and Samantabhadra, two bodhisattvas known for their benevolence in the world, why did they take such actions?There is one thing to say, Buddhism gains power and controls the Three Realms, and the one who has benefited the most is the current Buddha, Maitreya Buddha.

With the status and abilities of Manjushri and Samantabhadra, even if Buddhism gains the hegemony of the Three Realms, how much progress can it make?

It's like after a company completes a hugely profitable project, the bosses and shareholders will always get huge dividends, and those employees who work hard under their hands will send some insignificant bonuses and red envelopes at most, and it is impossible to give these people too much money. many.

But in Buddhism, the boss is Maitreya Buddha, and who are the shareholders?Originally there were Bodhisattva Ksitigarbha, Bodhisattva Avalokiteshvara, the ten major disciples of the Buddha, Venerable Ananda and Venerable Kasyapa, etc. These people can be regarded as the big talkers in Buddhism.

As a result, now, it can be considered that the shareholders have withdrawn their shares, and the boss and the original major shareholder have turned against each other. A major crisis has occurred in the Buddhist company, and the future is in jeopardy.

So now, the motives of Manjushri and Samantabhadra Bodhisattva are clearly analyzed. In professional company words, they want to become new shareholders.

In the original Buddhism, in order to become excellent employees in the eyes of the Buddha, the two Bodhisattvas, Manjusri and Samantabhadra, indulged their mounts and harmed the world. The speed of development has increased countless times.

The Buddhist teachings, which were originally born to save the suffering, have become shameless flowers of evil in the fertile soil poured out of Buddhism's malice.

Manjushri and Samantabhadra, possessing ambitions and longings, originally wanted to slowly climb up to the position of Buddhist power as "excellent employees" at the beginning, but they did not expect that after a series of accidents and encounters, the two people had their eyes on the right one. The opportunity has come.

The extinction of the Tathagata Buddha, is it missing or extinction?People in Buddhism don't know it at all, but... Buddhism can't go on without a master forever. Maitreya Buddha, who is the future Buddha, will directly ascend to become the Buddha.

The crown prince became the emperor, and the elders of the previous dynasty did not sell face. The disciples of the top ten sects who have always been the disciples of the Tathagata Buddha obviously completely ignored Maitreya Buddha, the current Buddha, so Manjusri and Samantabhadra saw the opportunity. Allegiance on the spot.

And the popularity of these two Bodhisattvas is quite wide. After constant persuasion and travel, it is true that most Buddhist Bodhisattvas and Arhats follow Maitreya Buddha. Of course, these people are equivalent to ordinary employees who follow the company's rules and clock in at work.

When Maitreya Buddha was short of manpower, Manjusri and Puxian chose to be loyal at the first time, and they were still quite capable candidates. Naturally, Maitreya Buddha was regarded as his confidant and right-hand man.

Holding the power of Buddhism is exactly the peace of mind that Manjusri and Samantabhadra are looking for. These two Bodhisattvas with ambition and extraordinary abilities have achieved their wish and walked to the Buddha's height, but...

I haven't tasted too much of this sweetness yet. Who knows that Nima has a lot of headaches. Let's not talk about what Bodhi Patriarch and Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva want to do. Maitreya Buddha, who is now the master of Buddhism , this new buddhist leader was actually set up and locked in a small dark room?

In other words: "I bought a watch last year".

I won’t talk too much about the urgent matter. Considering that in order to siege Maitreya Buddha, Bodhi, Ksitigarbha, and Kasyapa, the three big bosses, all mobilized together and couldn’t escape. Therefore, when the local base is empty, it is better not to steal the house at this time. when?

It's not that Manjusri and Puxian didn't think about the possibility of danger. After all, the monkey who killed their mount is now the Monkey King of the Heavenly Court. pit.

However, opportunities are always accompanied by dangers. Manjusri and Samantabhadra consider their interests are completely bound to Maitreya Buddha. You say that you have the right to ignore what happens and wait until the end if Buddhism overturns and is caught. After Bodhi and the others succeed in their calculations, those righteous flavors will not let them go. Whoever caused so many people to die in Xiniu Hezhou has committed countless crimes.

If you succeed, you are still a master. For the power holders in Buddhism, if you lose, you will only die. According to the characters of Bodhi Patriarch and Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva, those who commit sins should go to hell to atone for their sins. Manjusri and Samantabhadra want to escape are difficult.

What should be done must be done. Besides, the three giants of Buddhism, Bodhi, Ksitigarbha, and Kassapa, have gone to besiege Maitreya Buddha. No matter how you think about it, there is only Monkey King, the Monkey King. The reincarnation of Shangjin Chanzi is not very dangerous.

Even if there is a pit in the back of the Heavenly Court, you can't do it openly. You must know that the Great Immortal Zhenyuan's move to seal Maitreya Buddha has offended people and offended people. What Buddhism says is going to directly go to war with heaven, the feeling of sadness when the rabbit dies and the fox, and the truth that the lips are dead and the teeth are cold.

Form a team to steal a house, run away if there is any danger, and raze the Tang Dynasty to the ground as long as the obstacles are not too big. This is the consensus of Manjushri and Samantabhadra Bodhisattva. After thinking about it, the two Bodhisattvas made up their minds to steal the base.

It's just that the idea is beautiful, but the reality is often quite cruel.....